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have you ever seen someone so mind-boggingly beautiful it made your eyes wonder if you had ever encountered true beauty before?

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i appreciate how horny she was for him

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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putting [gender] dni on your blog on tumblr feels a lot like going to a rave and asking them to turn on the lights and confiscate all the drugs and alcohol and have quiet reading time. like do u know where you are and what these people believe

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Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."

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you need to grab fat tummy & thighs so hard they bruise or you will not see heaven

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if you're transmasc and have/want a womb tattoo just know that i will hold you down and fuck you until your hole is a sore leaking mess

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lesbianism as shown by @sweatermuppet

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more of you need to ask yourself if youre still a good ally to transfems when they dont have a sex drive

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anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex

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More halloween outfit pics I forgot to post

They/them

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no yeah babe it’s not weird they’re just my friend that i met on my horny porn blog. yeah no we bonded over hardcore fetishes back in the day haha. now we’re buddies we’ve been exchanging pastry recipes for a couple months now. nothing weird.

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it should be illegal to make a cute girl (me) have to face the horrors of the world (getting out of bed)

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My shirt: rides up

My boyfriend's hands:

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there should be a place you can go to and say "I need a break from being a person for a week" and they nod, put a collar on you, and then for the next week the only thing you need you to do is be good a good dog and do what your owner tells you. and this should be a free, essential mental health service.

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual