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This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

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fuck you get worf'd

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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my grandmom's new thing is saying 'well I won't be around for that' anytime Anyone tries to make plans with her and tonight she mentioned she's about to turn the age her mother died at so she's for sure on her way out and we were like. death isn't genetic??? you're completely healthy?? and she literally said 'well I'd rather die than be wrong'

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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i made atoegus in spore [2008]

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—- Art is a way of survival—

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I made this last night at 4am.

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I believe you even if you stayed with the person who abused you.

I don’t think it makes you less valid. I don’t think it means you deserved it.

I think you deserved better. They shouldn’t have abused you. And I believe you that they did.

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Some people’s political opinions can really just be boiled down to “can anybody tell me who the good guys and the bad guys are”

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

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Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

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tgirls only

there is no see results. be patient

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you know we're all going through it when you've seen this scene posted about 500 different times across multiple social medias