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Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

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yeah ok u guys can have this one too

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sorry not sorry

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Starting off the new year with some lawyers. I’m going to try really hard to draw more this year! #AceAttorney

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today at church my pastor told us "the trouble with a living sacrifice is it keeps crawling off the altar" and it made me think of your blog. not sure if it's right vibe but the association was immediate.

man i knew the prospects for a career in standup comedy were bad but i had no idea it was so dire that comedians were turning to the church to supplement their income. this says a lot about the state of the economy.

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I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE SKULL DIMENSION

AND I HAVE

BROUGHT

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variations on a theme by elizabeth bishop, john murillo

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Socialists, get into fat liberation theory right the fuck now. I am speaking as a fellow dirty commie, DO IT.

You all like to lump fatness into either the category of "product of bourgeoisie decadence" or "side effect of capitalism forcing us to eat bad food" when neither is the actual case.

Fat people exist in all social classes and all walks of life, often regardless of individual choices.

Fat people are victims of capitalist exploitation at the hands of the multi billion dollar diet and weight loss industry that pushes eating disorder behavior and unnecessary surgeries on to us all in the name of profits.

Fatphobia ties into beauty standards that capitalists use to manipulate people into hating their bodies so they can be sold beauty. Think about how many of the ads you get every day are for weight loss.

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opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)

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Harry, of course skipping this blind for a rare joker will give you Blueprint. Do you really think I would waste valuable union time having my men hand you an Obelisk? What would I gain from watching you lose on ante 4? I'm a busy joker, Harry!

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interesting tidbit of info btw

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Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position