#snort snort snort

[buttfrovski]

THAT LITTLE SNORT ?!?!? HAHAHDHDHSHHAAHHSHDHAHAHAHSHSB

[mllebleue]

The only good trolling. It's the one exception. Star Trek's not main theme. 🖖

[quixoticanarchy]

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

[mllebleue]

I'm bland again, scapegoat again 🎶

Industral carpets again🎵

Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed am I 🎶

(to the tune of Bewitched, Bothered, And Bewildered by Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald)

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

[officialspec]

hello? hello? can anyone hear m

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!

Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…

Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:

Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:

Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:

Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:

Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:

Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:

Steph who saw the same thing:

Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[toointojoelmiller]

better than drugs

[mllebleue]

Absolutely over 18 for sure for me too @dsjinspring

(rb maybe so I get more answers <3)

[passiunclepaltry]

if golbetty is really omnipotent and whatnot . she woulda giggled

[beefharlot]

Rewatching Arcane after the finale is kind of insane in hindsight like take this scene for example

Jayce defending hextech/magic to Viktor, based on his childhood experience of him and his mother being saved from a snowstorm by a mage, who we now know was Viktor. Saying “you’ve no idea how beautiful it is” to Viktor, about Viktor. It’s been about Viktor this whole time.

Also a fun bit of foreshadowing because Viktor DOESN’T know how beautiful it (it being he) is. The actions Viktor took in s02 were motivated by him wanting to improve the lives of others, but his view of what “improving” the lives of others is deeply rooted in his own view of himself and his internalized ableism (which smarter and more eloquent people than me have explained on here already so I won’t go on about it). It took seeing Jayce’s POV of him to bring him back to his humanity. “There is beauty in imperfections. They made you who you are, an inseparable piece of everything I admired about you” Like AU Viktor said to Jayce, “Only you can show me this”. Man what the fuck

[mllebleue]

THIS ⬆️

And the Quebeckers are just cackling the whole time!

i would like a star trek episode where somehow people hear what the universal translator makes them sound like to their crewmates. and are dismayed.

[vivitalks]

freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

[aestophobia]

being aroace and also a picky eater is just a constant stream of "well how do you know you won't like it if you never try it"

[paesthethyc]

so there's this goblin (and extra doodles)