#snark dad

[floertoer]

[crickit-song]

Just finished the aai collection and I feel like we don't talk about how much of a bitch miles is. Like I'll prob go back and get more receipts later but he's such an asshole in his head,, he's so snarky I love him

Like,

Go off babe your such an asshole ily

[oeuvrinarydurian]

It’s Morsetache Monday!

I present to you…the pretty man with the epic moustache in the darling village where it’s all a big mess underneath the tea roses.

I sit in this fancy room full of objets d’art and am still the best looking thing in it. Moustache Power.

I have just said two snarky things to Dorothea, who has taken it in stride, as is her wont.

I am Much Too Good for you, but you have a kid so I’m helplessly charmed. Also: I’m rocking The Scottish Coat.

I am sleepy and adorably rumpled. I am also confused by Strange’s cryptic warning to trust no bugger.

I’m explaining things to dumb people, but I look good.

In which I squinch up my face and snarkily proclaim to my mentor that I’ve got a life. 

Additional Snark. This episode is a 10 out of 10 on the Snark-o-Meter.

In which I realize I was sucking face with the murderer. It will become a habit.

Plenty more fish.

[metaltangodiva]

I'll never get over the fact "boy scout" is a canon nickname for Leon, from Krauser. Of course, Krauser's teasing him a bit, but it does seem to be a genuine way for him to show appreciation. Because I feel Krauser is super vocal about anything that's not his negative feelings/won't put them in immediate danger.

For the brunt part of the OG Operation Javier, Krauser snarks just as much as Leon. Everything is a source of snark, or at least a thought spoken out loud.

They get stuck in a passage with cells containing infected? "What is this? The BOW store room? Well, let's not wait around for inventory."

The Anubis? "Looks like he took his weight loss plan way too seriously." "These guys sure like to make an entrance."

When they reach Javier's mansion/compound? "Guess he doesn't like door to door salesmen."

I love vocal Krauser. I really love writing banter between Leon and him, the corniest oneliners I can think of at the moment, the daddest puns. A part of really wishes people would run with this, but I also understand two things. Darkside Chronicles is a side-game, an arcade/rail shooter at that, and people also like the definitely more yandere/obsessive Krauser. (And the RE4R dynamic, too~)

That and I'm obviously not gonna tell anyone what to write, that's not my style. But hey, I get to write it!

[seraphimankh]

GIVE THEM LITTLE LIR PLS, do like “ten years in the future”

We shall see 🤔

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

LMAO MY DAD just walked in to see John Krasinski on Colbert and was like “really? John Krasinski?! Isn’t he a little long in the tooth for this?”

[bumblingbabooshka]

[khattikeri]

FINALLY FINISHED MO DU LAST NIGHT (!!!) GOOD BOOK

[elyxstosims]

Mary has begun to express an interest in helping me to cook in the mornings now!! She's going to be such an amazing helpmeet when she's older. But... She'll definitely an even more amazing mother! Her little sisters, Rachel and Leah have been having a few nightmares recently and have gone and woken Mary up and she's comforted them so well and squashed their fears away that they've gone back to bed. Please pray for Rachel and Leah's nightmares to end.

Now some of you may have seen it in the triplets infant pictures but... I'm expecting again! This one will be number nine. Although it is still very early in my pregnancy, I just couldn't wait to share the joyful news with all of you! Please pray for my next little arrow to arrive safe and healthy.

I truly don't know how I ever thought that I only wanted three children. Motherhood is truly the most fulfilling job for a woman. I have never been more joyful and fulfilled in my life.

[90494]

@svetlania mr. roi and daemon have a fun dynamic… yapping in tags

[menlove]

my parents' getting together story is wild like straight out of a half-hearted fanfiction or perhaps a romantic comedy and then it was just immediately downhill from there bc they're both mentally ill but hey you know what at least i'm here to suffer through this mortal coil

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

this is fucking devastating to me

[cynicallarrie]

who cares about his friendship with nizam? He sees that guy like once a year. He’s with oli 24/7.

Funny how these people never judge harry for his friendship with zionists.

Yeah, I'm sure he and Nizam aren't even that close. If they hung out together long enough they'd probably hate each other by the end of it. A lot of people have complicated relationships with people from their past for the sake of nostalgia.

Harry is a weird one. He still hangs around Ben Winston and James Corden from 1D days and people act like he's totally separated himself from 1D. His friends are all significantly older than him. Daddy issues maybe?

[beanmaster-pika]

Finished playing the most recent Star Rail patch. As a fan of both the Astral Express Youngsters Trio and Yanqing, I was fed very well this version.

[noisilyscreechingsong]

“Dad!”

Bruce didn’t recognize the voice, but it was young and close, so he turns. It turns out to be a teen, maybe thirteen or fourteen, and he’s jogging right up to him and Damian.

They had come to the festival as a father and son outing (encouraged by Dick) pretty far from Gotham as a bonding experience. He didn’t think anything crazy would happen in Pennsylvania, but he’s found he can be wrong about a lot of things.

When he turns, the boy doesn’t look confused at all. The teen stops in front of the two of them, Damian not bothering to hide his scowl at the boy.

“Geez, I turn around for a second and you disappear. Now who’s the ghost, huh?” The teen snarks.

Bruce blinks, but before he can say anything the boy’s attention is on Damian.

“You okay? Got separated from your people?”

“My father is right here, you idiot.”

“Damian,” he scolds.

The boy blinks in confusion before looking back up at Bruce with searching eyes. It takes him a lot longer than is normal before the teen blinks in surprise.

“Oh, yeah, you’re not my dad.”

Bruce gives an awkward smile while keeping an eye out for a man looking for a child.

“Sorry about that. You look just like my dad, like you could be twins.”

“Is that right?”

“Except he would never wear a turtleneck and he might be a little taller.”

Bruce blinks down in surprise.

“What’s wrong with turtlenecks?”

All the teen does is raise an eyebrow in silent judgement.

“Since you know this is my father and not yours, should you not be looking for him?” Damian asks in an annoyed tone.

“Oh, that’s easy,” he shrugs off with a cheeky grin that clearly says ‘watch this’. He turns toward the crowd and sucks in a deep breath before shouting at the top of his lungs, “GHOST!!”

Several people around them back away with appalled expressions that the boy doesn’t pay any attention to. A commotion is heard just to their left and suddenly there is a large man breaking through the crowd.

“Where?!”

“Dad!”

The man goes from ready to brawl to delight in two seconds flat like a golden retriever.

“Dann-o!”

The teen points to Bruce.

“I found your doppelgänger!”

[punkeropercyjackson]

Um.Uh.So i was googling DC heights for a meme and.Clark Kent is 6'3.Hobie Brown is 6'5.Hobie's taller than Clark.HOBIE'S TALLER THAN FUCKING SUPERMAN??????????????????