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Are ya winning, seraphimankh?

No 🥲

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Hm... what timezone are you in? 'Cus it is... very early morning here now

Central standard time! It’s 12 am here.

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Dorothy: Hi Scarecrow! Hi Tin Man!

Fiyero: Welcome back Dorothy! How was school this week?

Dorothy: Well, in class we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and I wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages. My teacher made a funny face when she read it because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, I hope I make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying.

Boq:

Fiyero:

Boq: Fiyero, I think she's been spending a little too much time with Elphaba.

Fiyero: You're probably right.

Lmao Elphaba giving her such wicked ideas

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Aw man, imagine bodyswapped Tin!Fiyero doesn't quite realise his own strength and nearly rips off Scarecrow!Boq's arm

Fiyero would be absolutely horrified and never touch anything ever again

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So, can Boq open up his chest and store stuff?

No it’s welded shut haha, but it would probably be very uncomfortable if it did

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You've given us Fiyero and Boq singing "Loathing."

Now I propose Fiyero singing "Popular" to Boq with the promise of making him the most swankified man at Shiz

(Just not quite as swankified as Fiyero)

This has been your daily cursed post brought to you by yours truly.

Ask and ye shall receive

Also: swankified Boq

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Elphaba: You lying, cheating, bundle of straw!

Fiyero: Oh yeah, you're a witch who thinks she can get away with anything she does because she can wave her hands and cast magic! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Elphaba: Well I'm leaving. AND I'M TAKING LION WITH ME!

*they start arguing*

Boq, packing up the monopoly board: Okay, I think we should stop playing now.

Dorothy: I'm so sorry for introducing them to Monopoly, Tin Man.

Boq: Don't worry Dorothy. They'll be fine soon.

😂😂😂😂

Fiyero: WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE

Elphaba: WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED

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Boq: Sorry Fiyero, I was thinking…

Fiyero: I wish I could do that!

Must be nice!!

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Who would be the best to do a flip?

Fiyero. Hands down. That man can acrobatics and shit

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I can imagine Bodyswapped Tin!Fiyero getting revenge on Scarecrow!Boq by lifting him over his head.

Fiyero just swinging poor Boq around because he can

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What would Dorothy's reaction be to the bodyswap though? And Lion's? And would Boq act more, I dunno, emotional? I mean, when he's not in a pile on the floor

She’d probably be really concerned for them. Doing her best to help them out. Lion probably would tease them only to get death glares and hide behind Dorothy lol

He probably would but he can’t cry, so he’d whine a little bit more lol

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Okay, but I really love this whole bodyswap shenanigans. And the timetable conversations! It's so fun.

Hehe me too it’s always fun to fool around with these things

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If we go with the "Elphaba tried to get them back to normal and they ended up bodyswapped", then... what was her reaction as soon as she realised what happened?

“Oh shit.”

And then quickly rummage through her spell book while the boys are screaming at each other

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Did you swap their hair for the bodyswap drawing?

Ye! Always thought that was fun when there was a body swap in place. Their hair switches to show who’s who

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I can't imagine bodyswapped Boq would be able to pick himself back up for a while...

Lmao no probably not, he’d probably have to be carried by Fiyero. Give the poor guy a piggy back

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These AUs seem more like "moments of shenanigans"

Yeah they’re not really aus lol it’s just fun to play around with them

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College gang meets Dorothy

Dorothy is excited to meet a second Miss Fae and the younger versions of her dads

What a nightmare it would have been if she landed in Oz when they were in college LMAO