#harry snark

[cynicallarrie]

The state of Larry these days...

[cynicallarrie]

What are fic writers fantasizing about these days?

THIS? 🤣🤣

somebody give them a comb ffs

[wizardemotions]

i had to get the slytherins out of my head. also the dynamic i personally imagine for eighth year drarry

[the-invisibility-bloke]

harry/draco | 200 words | @drarrymicrofic prompt: saint

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“Let’s go to dinner.”

Already Draco has doubts. He tugs the sheet over his waist. “...All right?"

“No. I mean. I want to take you to dinner.”

Draco blinks.

“Like—like a date.”

Draco blinks.

“I mean. I want to take you on a date.”

Draco blinks. Oh, that’s making it worse, isn’t it? Look at the poor flustered sod, watercoloured from cheeks to chest, sunset reds over golden brown. Lickable, biteable, and Draco would know. Draco has licked. Draco has bitten.

“I mean. I want to date you. Properly.”

“I worked that out, Potter, yes, thank you.”

My, my, what have we here? Saint Potter, Gryffindor golden boy and saviour of wizardkind, breathless and blushing from asking out a man he’s already shagged a dozen times. Bless.

“Right. Well?”

Draco cat-stretches over the pillows. This truly must be savoured. “Appalling lack of courtship decorum aside... and pretending for a moment I’m not already naked in your bed... yes. I hereby grant you permission to belatedly wine and dine me. Provided we’re not talking Steak Shack or whatever Muggle scrapyard you’re drooling over this week.”

Harry smiles, far too broad for his own damn good. Christ, they’re going to Steak Shack.

[andithiel]

Horrible Goose fest fic: Pubic Relations

Three years ago I started writing a gift fic for my lovely friend @sassy-sassy3 where I took inspiration from Lil' Nas X song "Montero (Call me by your name)". Unfortunately, I wasn't able to finish it, and then it's been left on the shelf, collecting dust and making me feel guilty (so much that I wrote Sassy another gift fic as a placeholder). So when I saw the @horriblegoosefest I took it as a sign for me to finally get my shit together and give Sassy all the first time goodness she deserves. I was so happy and relieved to be paired with the amazingly kind and talented @nv-md (who I've admired from afar), and she's been gently honking me on while finishing this fic. Thank you so much Ali, I really appreciated you as my goose and having you yelling at me in the doc.

I also want to thank @etalice for the encouragement I needed to do a massive sprint and for keeping me writing company. And @crazybutgood for offering to beta for me when I was struggling to meet the deadline. And of course, massive thanks to the mods for hosting this fest and all the work you've done with it (not to mention the patience and understanding you showed when I needed extensions).

Read Pubic Relations on AO3

[cynicallarrie]

Reminds me of when Anthony Fantano said a modern-day Patrick Bateman would listen to Harry Styles lol

I think Harry was more easily enticed by some of the by products of fame.

Totally. He had (and has) less of a stable sense of self than the others, and he was happy to be whatever people wanted him to be. He's been led by every fad diet, morphed into his partners, and enjoys whatever activities he's told are desirable. They created the perfect popstar- an avatar of a human who does whatever is needed for commercial success. But has no real soul.

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[moonriverfox]

[severussnapemylove]

Severus; “I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.”

[cynicallarrie]

[cynicallarrie]

He's been trained since 1D to tread very carefully in interviews. That's why he's almost always taking on a centrist point of view when asked for his opinion on anything and why he almost never has anything unique or in-depth to say. It's also easy to convince your young fans that you're an intellectual when you hold back and speak slower than molasses; they convince themselves that you're just so deep in your own mind that you don't talk much and you don't pay attention to the world around you.

It's strange how Harries like to brag about Harry reading and going to museums, and liking art, (and slam other singers for not doing so). It's great and all, but it surely hasn't benefitted him in the intelligence department (he has nothing to say, and when he does say something, he sounds ignorant). And him music is basic and repetitive and bad. Harries will even slam Taylor Swift and say she needs to read and go to museums like Harry so her music will be better. Like her or not, Taylor is smarter than Harry, articulate, and she can write him under a fucking table.

for harry these things are like that typewriter he claimed he wrote all his songs on for his first album. it's an aesthetic. it's a PR tactic. he's trying to sell himself as an intellectual artiste. his people have told him this is how to go about things.

he doesn't have any real interest or passion in any of these things. ask him about any of the books he's supposedly read and you'll get gibberish back. he did an entire movie based off a book and couldn't articulate a single thing about LGBT rights or LGBT movies and art. you'd think an artiste would've seen enough LGBT movies and art he would have something honest and meaningful to offer about it.

he markets this as a thing about him to get his fans to act like this about him. he wants the image that he's an intellectual.

[tarnished-butsogrand]

Something funny that happened today if you need some distraction.

Okay so my boyfriend is a dork and he doesn't know about One Direction (or anyone from Hollywood for that matter). I wanted to talk to someone about everything going on, and since he HAS to listen to me,I was telling him about them, and I sent him pics of all the four members. Didn't send Liam's because I don't think I can bear it today. So I was explaining all the lore to him and just out of curiosity I asked him which members he thought looked the best. And he said Louis and Zayn and I was like!!!!

[softspeirs]

do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie. do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie. do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie.

do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie.

[foreign-bodies]

Mad Men; Jared Harris

There we have it. All of Jared Harris' Mad Men scenes are gif'd. (Except the end, end scene. I use these for writing and role playing don't see the need to use any of those last scene ones Dx)

Here is my complete scene list off YouTube.

Please subscribe if you wants to, thanks! ^^

[cynicallarrie]

Harry was also close to Ben Winston (and perhaps still is) and showed support for Israel, but people love to make excuses for him. He also will not speak out on the Israel vs Palestine issue.

Yearly reminder that tpwk has always been a brand and a catchphrase with no depth

October 12, 2023

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[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

If a not-vote for Harris is a vote for Trump then maybe I should just select Trump on my ballot. Since they're the same thing and all.

[renluchan]

Shameless repost of fanfiction

I'm reposting my fanfiction in case someone wants to take a look - I did it with all my love to this couple :_D

If you read it, don't hesitate to leave me a comment with your thoughts about it