#snape simp

[xioyume]

You have no idea how much Severus Snape means to me. My obsession with him reached the point that hearing his name makes me feel butterflies in my stomach and seeing content from him makes me very happy. I love him so much and if I could I would tell him every day that he’s someone wonderful and I would give him all the love that he was denied all his life

Severus is my safe place and I'm glad I found such a beautiful and amazing character like him <333

[celeste-aura]

Hey Snape Lovers out there. Guess what?? I just released a new Post-War Severus Snape X OC fanfiction. It's up on Wattpad do checkout guys. I am so excited for this. Also share with your fiends.

[snowyslytherinowl]

When I saw the first movie for the first time, I was immediately taken by him 😍

Y/N; “Can you believe some people see Severus and aren’t immediately filled with absolute unconditional love for him?”

Y/N; “They don’t even get the urge to kiss him right there. That’s incomprehensible to me.”

[aezran]

‘not all men’ you’re right. severus snape from the harry potter saga would never

[bythepen98]

Doodle || Severus 🐍

Sketch from last week. Bought a new sketch pad and the first character I wanted to draw was him.

[sevilynne]

"It isn't pretty priviledge!"

*Likes Tom and hates on Severus* "No because Tom is so fine / hot EUGHHH!"

I'm scared for this generation, next they'll forget that Tom is a mass killer who recruited children, traumatized kids in an orphanage (As a child), and tortured children.

Wait... They already did!

[couchducky]

mmmmm. silly old wizards

[stabyomates]

happy (late) halloween! i bring spooky snupin art from my twitter ✨

close-ups, the art without lighting and background and wips undercut ♥️

[gold-snek-hoe]

Clare really said I, a trans autistic author, could have Marak for my horror-fantasy memior with an almost entirely queer, neurodivergent cast of characters (me and my IRL friends). Now that's ally behavior. JK Rowling could never.

[sleepingdeath-light]

Here's a small list of simping Sunday requests.

(All are with a Transmasculine reader)

1. Remus with a dhampir S/O

2. Dipper with a cryptozoologist S/O

3. Remus in bed hcs (whatever you can think of on the spot)

4. Gaster falling in love with someone from another dimension.

5. Severus with an S/O who actually finds his work in potions interesting.

Go crazy, Sleeps.

-A Common Simp

1 — Remus + Dhampire / Half Vampire S/O

despite what pop culture would say regarding the whole ‘vampire-werewolf rivalry’, remus couldn’t care less about their heritage — after all, it’s not like he has a good enough relationship with his condition for him to care much about his partner’s inhuman side. at most he’d be curious about their biology and would make sure that they had what they needed to take care of themselves without ever risking another person getting hurt (as they would do for him with his potions), but otherwise their relationship would be the same as it would be if his partner was completely human.

2 — Dipper + Cryptozoologist S/O

having a significant other who shares his passion for researching and cataloging the supernatural would be so very important to dipper and, honestly, i can’t see him ending up with someone that isn’t at least interested in the topic of cryptozoology. but having an actual cryptozooligist as a partner means someone who is excited to undergo research and cataloguing with him, and someone who would be able to sit and listen to his tales from his time in gravity falls without losing interest or calling him a liar which is a definite bonus. tldr; he’d love to have an s/o that’s interested in this field!

3 — Remus + One Random NSFW HC

he’s not the most comfortable with being able to see his own body during the act and prefers to either have sex whilst being mostly clothed or while the lights are off. that being said he can happily praise and body worship his partner for hours at a time and will lovingly discourage them from talking badly about the parts of them he loves (yes he knows it’s a smidge hypocritical and he’s trying to get better about it himself, but old habits die hard).

4 — Gaster + S/O from an Alt Dimension

this monster isn’t the most in touch with his emotions and would take a long time (and possibly even the help of toriel) for him to realise that his investment in their well-being and excitement to see them every day has less and less to do with his want to study their biology and learn about their dimension of origin and more to do with his own personal attachment to them. arguably he may not even realise until they’ve started to work alongside him in his lab to figure out a way to send them home and the idea of losing them starts to leave him feeling filled with a heavy and inescapable sort of dread. (the inevitable confession would either come as a result of toriel herself stepping in to help the poor scientist before he lost the best thing that had happened to him in centuries, or right at the last second before they’re sent home after they confess their feelings first — either way it’s a bit of a mess)

5 — Snape + S/O who is Invested in his Work

this would be such a breath of fresh air for him and would be another avenue for them to grow closer as a couple. of course he’s more than happy to teach them what he knows if ever they ask, but either way it’s just nice for him to have someone that’s actually willing and actively listening to him talk about his research and his work — bonus points if they can recite bits and pieces of recipes and side effects he’s explained to them before without prompting, or if they compliment him on his skills as a teacher or as a potion maker in general.

[humanthatlikestuff]

Meet Gregory Xhart, a scholar with magical prowess. Actually the last surving nobleman of the family Averyanov (Аверьянов), he took his mother's last name and lived his life wandering, untill a mage took him in and trained him in his magical abilities, he was 10 when he wandered tho.

Cue sad backstory and becoming edgy, HAHAHAHAHHA. Yes, Russian DILF man.

[xioyume]

LMAO I WAS CHOOSING MY NEW PROFILE PIC AND BEAT IT BY SEAN KINGSTON STARTED PLAYING 😭😭

[saggycondom]

I'm telling you now... I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me...

[lestatdelivncvurt]

Severus Snape >>

The curve of Alan Rickman’s waist appreciation post [insp.]

[seleneprince]

Unpopular opinion #2

Severus wasn't in love with Lily.

He had an unhealthy emotional attachment towards her because she was his first friend, the first person ever to be nice to him and whom he could trust. There isn't a single paragraph or sentence in the canon material that implies his feelings for her were romantic, beyond the patronus thing, and that doesn't necessarily mean it was romantic.

She was his best friend, they grew up together, and Severus' life outside of her was miserable (abusive parents, bullying, bigoted housemates, the death eater cause grooming him), so it makes perfect sense he thinks of her to cast a patronus. His only happy memories were probably with her.

She was his family, his anchor, and I dare to say, his sister. And when she died because of the prophecy he overheard, he felt like he killed her himself. He condemned the only person who ever cared about him.

That's why I can't stand the common interpretation of Snape as this lovesick/simp/obsessed stalker in memes and fanon stuff. He literally said it himself, in the books:

"I thought we were friends? Best friends?"

He didn't sound disappointed, or sad, or bothered. He was stating the truth of what he felt. He wanted Lily as his friend, nothing more. And like any normal person, he was broken when he lost her.

[reignof-fyre]

Just read a reddit thread and the op said "just realized that Snape only begged Voldemort for Lily's life, not James and Harry"

Yes, and I'd do the same. Why would Snape beg for Potter's life when Potter spent their school years verbally, physically, and sexually abusing him? Why would he beg for the life of a man he despised? Or the child who Voldemort wants dead, because that would end with Severus dead and, y'know, no spy for the Order.

Voldemort only agreed to let Lily live because Severus, who brought him a snippet of the prophesy, asked, and he bestowed that "gift" on Sev for his loyalty and dedication to the Death Eaters. If Sev then stretched whatever minuscule good will he had with Voldy by asking for James (his actual abuser) and the prophesy child (the child Voldy thought was a very real threat and wanted dead due to his insanity) he'd have been AK'd before he could blink, and then where the fuck would the order be without Severus Snape, spy extraordinare?

Harry would have diedvor been seriously injured first year when Quirrelmort was cursing his broom because the only one doing something was, you guessed it, Severus. Snape. All the other teachers were gaping with their thumbs up their arseholes. Because most of the teachers at hogwarts are. useless.

Severus Snape is not a good person, even I as a Pro Snape Simp Bitch can admit that. He's cold and cruel and caustic, but he is a great man. He more than deserved his redemption arc. He sacrificed everything in the name of love to protect the reckless idiot Harry James Potter and risked his life and literal soul to do as Dumbledore bid, as casting the killing curse actually marrs the soul, y'know.

You don't have to be a nice person to deserve redemption. You just have to be good and do the right thing.