#DAMN YOUUUUUUU

[humanthatlikestuff]

Meet Gregory Xhart, a scholar with magical prowess. Actually the last surving nobleman of the family Averyanov (Аверьянов), he took his mother's last name and lived his life wandering, untill a mage took him in and trained him in his magical abilities, he was 10 when he wandered tho.

Cue sad backstory and becoming edgy, HAHAHAHAHHA. Yes, Russian DILF man.

[carulenes]

not enough words to accurately portray the visceral jubilation that ran through me when neve got back from minrathous

[skydoesthings]

hi Sky! Ik you won’t have gadgets on Halloween (I’m probably slightly early tho oop stupid time zone) but I wanted to say happy Halloween! Also trick or treat :D

THANKU :D

candy

[folklouire]

all these desktop tumblr changes make me so sad and so unmotivated as an editor lol like the new post editor or whatever it's called was already bad enough and now we get this twitter ass shit. it makes me want to never make any edit or post any gifs ever again. and i hate it

[june-gloom-boi]

transformers gumi 🥕

[nishicchikouchi]

If I read something, I cant rest easy until I know a bit of spoilers to keep myself on reading it. Anyways, I spoiled myself about undercover professor, and guess what I happy elated, but at the same time so FRUSTRATED.

[fereldenshero]

why am i fighting off tears rn ERMMMM

[gutter-sun-fun]

Damn you gab

I like to think that whenever Mikey from the 2012 series gets upset or has a nightmare or just needs to be comforted he'll often times go to seek out one of his older brothers. Especially after Splinter's death.

If it's late at night he'll go hunt down Donnie in his lab if he's had a nightmare, peeking in through his doorway to make sure his night owl of a brother is officially awake or not. Most of the time he is and Donnie would notice his baby brother at his lab door, take one look at him and know that he's in need of his big brother. He'll invite Mikey inside and they'll go over different things like the periodic table or different chemical mixtures just to give Mikey's brain something to latch onto. All the while Donnie sticks close to him, always rubbing his shoulder against his orange clad brother's in a gesture that tells him that he's still there with him and in a way to reassure himself that Mikey's still with him as well. They'll do this till the wee hours of the morning, but neither of them mind it, basking in one another's comforting presence and company.

If it's sometime during the day Mikey will go search for Raph, going to his bedroom if he's had a rather bad day. He'll hesitate when he gets to his door, knowing how his brother was with privacy and such. However he wouldn't have to wait long before Raph in his sixth sense kind of way will open up his bedroom door. He doesn't hesitate to grab Mikey's arm and drag him into the room, giving the youngest any chance to say anything before he's quite literally tossed into a bunch of blankets. Raph's quick to join him, grumbling in his usual way but they both know that he doesn't mind. He'll grab Chompy and get them all settled into the pile before Raph will just start talking about something mundane like a comic book series he'd been reading. Keeping Chompy between them for Mikey to pet him too. After a bit of time Mikey would start chiming in to the conversation and then they'd get lost in it. His older brother rubbing his head in an affectionate way, silently telling him that he's going to be okay.

If it's sometime in the morning or evening, when thoughts and memories become more clearer than they usually are, when being alone is too much for Mikey, he'll seek out Leo. Leo is usually in the dojo or kitchen, meditating by the family tree or having his tea. Mikey doesn't hesitate to go for his older brother, and as soon as he sees him Mikey's already somewhat running towards him and wrapping his arms around him snuggling into his shell or chest plate or side. Leo wouldn't even flinch having grown up with this kind of thing. Instead he'll know immediately that his baby brother needs him, and with zero hesitation will hug him back just as tightly. Mikey will cling to him, listening to his heartbeat and not saying a word, instead just focusing on his brother and his presence. Leo will just hug him tightly, gently tapping his little brother's shell in a rhythmic way, a some gentle churring coming from the eldest to comfort him. To let him know that his big brother was there and that he and their brothers were safe and sound. They'll stay like this for a long time, neither saying a word. Instead just leaning on each other for a moment.

And if things get really, really bad. When he's awoken up by a horrific nightmare, when he's alone in his bedroom in the dark and haunted by phantoms he'll seek out all three of them. The sounds of Mikey's footsteps and somewhat shaky breaths and sniffles always alert the three older turtles. It's as if they sense that something is wrong within their home. As soon as they see Mikey, Leo, Raph and Donnie are already going to him. They don't say anything, instead the four of them go back towards Mikey's bedroom and once inside they'll set to work. Making piles of blankets and pillows and fitting themselves all in the room. They arrange it in a way that they're all touching in some way, making contact to reassure one another that they're all there and together. Mikey's usually put in the middle next to Donnie, while Raph and Leo take up the outsides of their turtle pile. An unspoken agreement between the two eldest sons that they'd shield their baby brothers. Once everyone is settled in they'll often times talk quietly amongst themselves, recalling simpler times and memories that make them all feel warm and lighter than they usually felt. As the night goes on one by one they'll all drift off. First one out is Donnie, due to his late night lab sessions. Next is Raph who surrounded by the ones he loves most in the world is out like a light. The third one is surprisingly enough Leo, though he'll try to stay awake for his brothers, wanting to make sure that they're all fast asleep. However sleep usually wins in the end as well as exhaustion. Mikey's the last one to fall asleep, taking in the forms of his older brothers and feeling finally safe and sound now that he wasn't alone. Surrounded by the people who loved him and protected him since their turtle tot days he drifts off content and relaxed for the first time in a long time.

They'd be okay, as long as he had his brothers and they had him they'd be okay.

[alonetimelover]

pairing: Ginger Spice's daughter!reader x Max Verstappen (ex-Harry Styles)

fc: Sabrina Carpenter

summary: After getting over her fear of getting into a relationship, YN started to 'soft launch' her new partner. Of course everybody knew who it was, but she wanted her fun. Harry didn't like it and still was petty. Max had had enough.

warnings: swearing, some suggestive comments, talk about verbal assault and not-so-great fist fight

masterlist part 1

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formula1gossip With the one week break between Italian and Singapore Grand Prix, the two-time World Champion - Max Verstappen - was seen cozing up with a mysterious woman on his yacht near the Amalfi Coast. Any ideas who could that be?

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maxfan94 my man is gone

maxfan958 making out on a yacht in a bright day? who is this man?

landofan48 not to be bold but i think i know exactly who that is

ynsmymama GUYS GUYS GUYS Ma'x story from yesterday and YN's were definitely one photo!

⤷ maxfan67 how?

⤷ ynsmybestie YN's story was the cropped version of Max's

ynsmybestie this is YN YSN, no thank you, i don't need confirmation - I KNOW

landonorris interesting

⤷ landofan49 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?!

⤷ landonorris I LIKE GOSSIP

⤷ danielricciardo he's gonna kill you! prepare to end up in the wall on sunday, lando! nice knowing you!

⤷ landonorris mclaren i need new insurance

⤷ mclaren Fight your wars, Lando. Fight your own wars.

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yourinstagram life lately has been exciting 💛

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landonorris you rehearsing???

⤷ yourinstagram shhh, im making new music

landonorris will you be my photographer forever??

⤷ yourinstagram you only like the photo cause it's a thirst trap

⤷ landonorris shhhh, don't tell people

danielricciardo was the restaurant worth it?

⤷ yourinstagram you know it, dan

maxverstappen1 💛💛

carlossainz55 i like the fourth photo

⤷ yourinstagram I LIKE YOUUUUUUU

ynsmybestie WHAT IS THIS

ynsmybestie lando thirst trap???????

⤷ user84 he's not without a shirt though?

⤷ ynsmybestie HE DOESN'T NEED TO, HE'S STILL HOT

ynsmymama not only showing us that she's making new music but SOFT LAUNCHING ??? like if we didn't know already who that is

⤷ ynshands let's just pretend and see what happens

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ynxmax no way that my ship has sailed no way

ynupdates new music when???

⤷ yourinstagram sooner than you think 🫣

user92 she already has a new boyfriend?

⤷ ynsmybestie already? it's been 6 months since it was made public that yn and harry broke up. and considering all the interviews and songs, they'd been broken up longer than that

⤷ ynsmymama you can say that or just shut your mouth user92

ynshands i just know that the last photo was taken after Singapore... that man was furious

⤷ maxandyn don't even... i'm blushing

⤷ ynsmybestie they all said that lando would end up in the wall and here he was on the 2nd place

⤷ ynsmymama the way that YN was cheering for Lando, knowing that Max had no chance anymore. this is a true friendship. and her jumping up and down at the podium ceremony????? I LOVE HER

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram got a man and here's the aftermath... NONSENSE EP is all yours to listen right now!

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landonorris no problem yn for contributing to your cover photo! i am very thankful for the credit!

⤷ yourinstagram you know damn well why that credit is not there

⤷ landonorris but he took the photo with MY camera!

⤷ yourinstagram so i guess it's not my album because my pen wrote down the words

⤷ landonorris well, when you put it like that...

maxverstappen1 💛💛

⤷ ynsmybestie love me some man that comments same thing under my posts

danielricciardo STREAMING IT RIGHT NOW - KEEP YOU UPDATED

⤷ danielricciardo call it what you want - fit like a daydream? build a fire? starry eyes? yeah, he has those. you already wear that necklace he got you, don't you?

⤷ danielricciardo slut! - tangerine? what were you doing in the mclaren paddock, hmm?

⤷ danielricciardo bad for business - you've gone crazy, that's right. i've never seen you this crazily happy.

⤷ danielricciardo you are in love - i'll never forget the look in his eyes when he said "you are my best friend". and the photo on the desk is absolutely adorable (i'm going to be sick)

⤷ danielricciardo i think he knows - boyish look??? did you hear his jokes? he IS a boy! 26 yo and still a child. you'll drive? if he trusts you with the car you might as well get married, no kidding.

⤷ danielricciardo nonsense - WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE IT? WHY WHY WHY... I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES AND DO SOMETHING MY MEMORY AND FORGET THIS SONGS EXIST. I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOOK BOTH OF YOU IN THE EYES NOW.

⤷ yourinstagram have you consider a career in doing yt reaction videos? you'd be gold

ynupdates i can't wait for twitter to react to all of these...

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Harry Styles confronted Max Verstappen

Just last night after YN YSN's secret concert in Las Vegas, her ex-boyfriend, Mr Treat People With Kindness (Harry Styles) decided to 'bump into' his ex-lover and 'talk'. According to the fans on scene - it was aggressive, blatant and simply sad how Harry supposedly treated YSN.

When the concert ended and the lights went out, fans started to exit the venue and making their way home. Some of them decided to move to the back and patiently wait for the VIP people leaving. VIP list for that concert consisted of two World Champions - Lewis Hamilton and apparent new boyfriend of YN's - Max Verstappen, plus some of other F1 drivers. In the attendance were also YN's mum - Geri Horner and step-dad - Christian Horner.

Finally, YN went out first, but no one could even start asking anything when from thin air appeared Harry Styles - drunk and rocky. The yelling match started, which caught the attention of more people, but especially the said VIPs.

"Max literally flew from the doors and stood between Harry and YN. By that time, YN was crying and shaking from all the insults and swears that were spoken to her. Harry tried to move past Max, but he held him in place, placing a hand on Harry's chest. The singer didn't like it and pushed the driver. Now, the other drivers had also gone out and surrounded the trio. Two of them took care of YN and others were in place to eventually stop the fight. They couldn't. Harry took the first swing, but considering that he was drunk, Max could easily duck and wait for his turn. At the end, Max just went up to Harry and said something - looking him directly in the eyes, knuckles white and all that. Finally, they all left, leaving Harry there, sitting by the door. Max was holding YN so she wouldn't fall from all the shaking," said one of the witnesses.

Do you think that YN or Max will report an assault?

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daniel3.jpg yn and her nonsense boy whenever they're within half a meter radius

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yourinstagram DANIEL JOSEPH RICCIARDO

yourinstagram what in the hell are you doing??

⤷ danielricciardo i'm soft launching

⤷ yourinstagram my relationship?

⤷ danielricciardo YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT YOU WANTED TO DO IT

⤷ yourinstagram YEAH ME! and there's nothing 'soft' about it

⤷ danielricciardo maybe i chose some risky photos

⤷ yourinstagram too late. he just left to give you a visit :))

⤷ landonorris pray for daniel people! the man may have a boyish look but his a mad man!

⤷ yourinstagram and then he's visiting you, lan

ynupdates that is max verstappen. if i ever saw max verstappen that's him

ynsmymama nonsense making sense know

ynsmybestie I love that they still play the 'soft launching' game when just few days ago she was singing about Max's BDE

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram win, party, afterparty

SCREW SOFT LAUNCHING - MY BOYFRIEND IS A 3 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, WHAT ABOUT YOURS??

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maxvertsappen1 MY GIRLFRIEND IS A NATIONAL TRESSURE

⤷ maxverstappen1 Did I do it right, yourinstagram?

⤷ yourinstagram YES YOU DID MY LOVE

maxverstappen1 I love you

⤷ yourinstagram I LOVE YOU

danielricciardo who are you and what have you done with yn?

⤷ yourinstagram that's the thing - I'm finally me, unapologetically

⤷ danielricciardo I couldn't be happier for my best friend for finding someone that makes her the best version of herself

⤷ yourinstagram you sap! love you, riccy ric

danielricciardo I thank heavens that Geri or Christian are not looking at you account

⤷ yourinstagram oh she does "dad's rethinking the christmas dinner invitation" was her text

landonorris got (love)sick all over my bed from this content

landonorris congratulations Max, you champ! and congrats yn for making it through the night

⤷ maxverstappen1 Thanks, Lando. And she did really good.

⤷ landonorris keep it in you pants, will you?

⤷ yourinstagram I'm done.

charles_leclerc Congratulations!

ynupdates daddy max??? what in the hell

ynsmymama all those photos scream: I HAD A NIGHT TO REMMEBER

⤷ yourinstagram i did.

maxfan49 i've never seen him happier

maxfan93 rue when was this?

⤷ maxverstappen1 Last night / this morning?

⤷ maxfan98 what. in. the. hell.

ynsfan49 they really said: i'm in love, i have great nights and i'm gonna make that everybody problem

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ynsfan95 my boyfriend is graduating tomorrow with an engineer degree!

⤷ yourinstagram SLAYYY

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maxverstappen1 You're my best friend. 💛💛

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landonorris say thank you to the third wheel of the year, max

⤷ maxverstappen1 stop flirting with my girlfriend then

⤷ landonorris i know you're thankful

⤷ danielricciardo leave him, max. it's the only thing that was left for him - hopeless flirting

⤷ landonorris do you know the sentence that starts with f and ends with u and has uck yo in the middle?

danielricciardo mama y papa

⤷ yourinstagram someone take that phone away from you

⤷ maxverstappen1 You're older than us

yourinstagram got my heartbeat skipping down 16th avenue

⤷ danielricciardo are you quoting your own song?

⤷ yourinstagram no, i'm quoting words i said to him last night before falling asleep in his arms

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⤷ danielricciardo damn

charles_leclerc finally! i wouldn't be able to keep it a secret anymore

⤷ yourinstagram you spilled the beans to your engineers twenty minutes after we had told you

⤷ charles_leclerc but i didn't tell anybody else

⤷ pierregasly you told me!

⤷ georgerussell63 me too!

ynupdates SHE IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE TOO. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL MAXIMUS

⤷ maxverstappen1 That's not my name!

⤷ yourinstagram Maximus??? i love it

ynsmybestie screw soft launching, leave it for Max to HARD launch

⤷ yourinstagram I thought I "hard" launched???

⤷ ynsmymama double meaning queen

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a/n: do we move on from this pair or crave some more drama?

[brittle-biscuits]

What You Want? (Friday Night Funkin)

We got the game, lads.

You were at the McDonald’s drive-through while heading to your Girlfriend’s house. You decided to give her a text before your car was next in line.

“Hey, love. I’m at McDonald’s. You want anything?”

“Oh my god! Alright..”

Girlfriend proceeded to give quite the list of what she wanted for her order. It was quite the ask, but you loved her, so you planned to get it to her.

“Damn, you must REALLY have the munchies, love. Alright, I can get it for ya”

“Thanks, cutie! Oh yeah, one more thing. Could you get me extra nuggies with my happy meal?”

“Oof, I’m not sure. They charge me hella extra for those, they’re no joke!”

“Will give ya lots of cuddles and kisses!”

“Hmm…”

“We can totally do it when you come back~”

“Eh….”

“I’ll hold your hand and tell you how much I love you, babe.”

“Sold. I’ll get those chicken nuggies for ya.”

“Love youuuuuuu~”

You spent half your wallet on that, but when you’re eating your food while Girlfriend snuggled next to you while watching cartoons…

You knew it was worth it for her.

[skydoesthings]

Get sneak attacked!! ✨🌈Send this to all other people you think are wonderful🌈

help how do i send this to all my 88 mutuals ;-;

[vulpixisananimal]

I want a divorce :(

@vulpixisananimal hiiiii (with evil intent) <3

[mydearesthrry]

red cars & red lipstick - h.s.

a/n: this pairing wont leave my brain. enjoy :P. ummm trying out this new smau thing idk tell me what you think!!!

pairing: f1 driver!harry styles (#7) x leclerc!yn

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ynleclerc_: the leclercies will always persist and be at a race even if we have the flu 🤗🤗 vvvv proud of u chachi

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charles_leclerc: Thanks bug 🫡

scuderiaferrari: through thick and thin ❤️

harrystyles: You guys got me sick too :(

> ynleclerc_: oopsies

> charles_leclerc: You wouldn’t stop kissing my sister 🤨

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> charles_leclerc: Oops

> harrystyles: Oh my god

user1: HARRY WOULDNT STOP WHAT?????????

user2: OH MY FUCKING GOD

user3: THIS IS THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER SEEN

user4: YNRRY CONFIRMED?????

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— ferrari’s headaches ❤️ group message thread:

y/n : harry…

charlie: oh no

harry: Charles.

y/n: harry pls dont kill him

charlie: IM SORRY

charlie: I THOUGHT I WAS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT

charlie: I DELETED IT AS SOON AS I REALIZED

y/n: chachi girl calm down

harry: Yeah. Lol. I’m kidding, it’s not that serious.

harry: I don’t really mind.

y/n: HARRY THATS EVIL

harry: ;)

charlie: you are so evil oh my gods

harry: Love youuuuuuu

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ynleclerc_: i knew i loved u when u drove me home when i turned eighteen and now i know i love u every time i look at u. cats out the bag lololol i love you 7 harrystyles

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maxverstappen1: Wait this wasn’t a secret?

> ynleclerc_: girl

landonorris: You guys are annoying

> ynleclerc_: ur annoyinger

charles_leclerc: Sorry Bug

lilymhe: well… now that thats been revealed!

lilymhe: finally can be on the paddock wearing number 7 😭

> ynleclerc_: OH MY GODDDDDDD

> ynleclerc_: FINALLY

harrystyles: Oh my god I forgot about that

charles_leclerc: This is unfair???? She’s my sister?????????

> ynleclerc_: sorry you exposed us u can deal with the consequences!

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harrystyles: Lovely weekend ;)

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ynleclerc_: MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNNN

ynleclerc_: just audibly gasped in the ferrari garage

> harrystyles: Why are you still there?

> ynleclerc_: idk nonna was giving gelato so i sat down but everyone left :(

> charles_leclerc: Can you get off your phone and come to the car please, your phone is on do not disturb and Lily and Alex have been trying to find you 😒

> ynleclerc_: damn dont air me out like that

user1: IM LIVING FOR THE INTERACTIONS HAHAHAHA

user3: oh this trio is about to be CHAOTIC

user4: charles is gonna be over their bullshit so fast 😭😭😭😭😭

> landonorris: he already is

> charles_leclerc: Already am

[paigegetsmewetter]

And don’t be paying no damn refs again, thank youuuuuuu 😘🙏🏾

[just-a-creep-babe]

A Demon’s Ache — Part 8

Eyeless Jack x Reader

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

Commissioned by @cookiereblogss thank youuuuuuu I appreciate it so so much 💖🫶💖

Requests are closed but commissions are open!

Masterlist: x

Things between you and Jack return to normal after that night at the campfire

There’s less awkwardness, less lingering tension when you find yourselves in the same place at the same time

It seems like your friendship, for the most part, has been salvaged—like nothing even happened in the first place

Like you don’t know his heart still aches whenever he looks at you

Really, he’s just happy to have you back in his life

Knowing you aren’t upset helps ease the heartache 

He even gets better at hiding his jealousy whenever anyone—specifically Jeff—gets too close to you 

Who knew he could be so good at pretending he’s not madly in love with you?

He manages to convince himself that it’s better this way; this is what you want from him—you want him at a distance, and that’s alright 

It’s fucking killing him on the inside, but if it means you’re happy, he won’t go against your wishes

He’s finally accepted the situation when you show up at his door late one night

And you can just imagine his surprise when he notices how obviously turned on you are

Your face is visibly flushed, there’s a perfectly desperate look in your eyes, and you keep squeezing your thighs together, like you need some kind of friction between them

And your scent

It knocks the breath from his lungs, and he nearly stumbles at the sheer intensity of it all

Blood rushes to his junk, his head spinning with a dizzying headrush 

“J-Jack—”

You whimper his name, your voice all breathy and needy, and when you look up at him, like he’s the one thing you need right now, he nearly loses it

He opens the door without saying anything, his body operating purely on instinct 

And as soon as you’re in his room, as soon as the door is properly closed behind him, he can’t keep his hands off you

Your skin is perfectly warm and soft beneath his touch

He doesn’t know what’s gotten you so riled up, or why you’ve come to him instead of Jeff, but he doesn’t really care about the reasoning behind it

All he cares about is that you’re here, and you want him, and he wants to show you how good he can make you feel

Your fingers fumble at the hem of your shirt, and it’s all the confirmation he needs to tug the clothes off of you

His mouth practically salivates when he notices that you’re not wearing a bra

You’re so fucking pretty

And you smell so, so fucking good

It’s almost too good to be true—after all that time, all that back and forth, you’ve ended up in his room, moaning his name as he pulls you flush against him

He leans in, pressing his mask to your neck so that he can breathe you in, and fuck, if he wasn’t wearing that damn thing, his teeth could be scraping against your throat right now

His hands reach up to cup your tits, fingers lightly teasing your nipples, and the way you whine and shudder has him feeling ravenous

He huffs out a grunt, then his hands are at your pants, working to undo the buttons, and he's trying his damnedest to control himself and not shred them off of you

“Jack~” you whine his name again, and it sets off his demonic instincts like nothing else

His hands are shaking with something dark, something carnal and dangerous as he finally yanks your pants open

He tugs the material all the way down the expanse of your legs, fanning his hands over your thighs because he so badly wants to touch every inch of you

He just wants to take a bite out of you

“On the bed,” he orders, and he feels his cock twitch in his pants at the way your eyes widen at the command, so wonderfully eager to please him

So perfectly submissive 

“Panties. Off,” he groans, and with a bite of your lips, you do as he says 

You’re left completely bare in front of him, and it’s the first time he gets to witness such a mouthwatering sight

You’re a goddess

He wants to worship you

He wants to make you scream, wants to fuck the shape of his dick into that cute little cunt of yours until it's ruined for anyone else 

He wants his cock to be the only one you crave

He moves up to you, his larger form towering over your smaller one on the bed

And he’s about to pin you down and have his way with you when he’s suddenly reminded of your conversation at the fire

He thinks about how happy he is now that you’re on good terms again

And he realizes that even though you’ve come to hook up, he doesn’t actually know if you’re interested in being more than friends

He doesn’t know where he stands, and he’s way too drunk with lust to figure that out right now

He swallows thickly

You’re already naked on his bed, and he’s too fucking horny to back out now

He wants this

You reach out to touch him, reach out to grab fistfuls of his hoodie and tug on it

“Wanna see you,” you murmur, and you somehow sound both pleading and bashful, and it’s one of the hottest things he’s ever heard

He doesn’t think twice before giving you what you want, pulling the material over his head, and in return, you waste no time allowing your hands to wander

He watches as you marvel at his skin, as your touch traces over the curves and edges of his muscles, almost like you’re amazed at the way his body looks, at the way it feels

God, he wants to kiss you

He wants to take his mask off, tangle his fingers into your hair and press his lips against yours until neither of you can breathe

He wants to sink his teeth into your skin, wants to scar you with his mark so that everyone knows you’re his

But he doesn’t want to jeopardize your friendship, so instead of doing any of that, he gets onto the bed next to you, tugs at your legs so that you’re straddling him, and lies on his back

If he focuses on you, if he just makes you feel good, he won’t need to worry about losing control or accidentally mating you and scaring you off again

You seem flustered on top of him, so he’s extra gentle as he coaxes you up further, placing your thighs on either side of his head with your sex inches from his masked mouth

His name drips from your tongue again, the sound downright sinful, and it has a fresh wave of adrenaline rushing to his hard-on

He pushes his mask halfway up his face, and with his mouth exposed, he can just barely resist nipping at the inside of your thighs

You gasp as his fingers dig into plush flesh, and he can feel you squirming from his breath fanning over your drenched cunt

You look down at him, anxiously biting at your lip, but he can tell by the look in your eyes that you want this—maybe almost as much as he does

One long, slow stroke of his tongue up your slit is all it takes to have you moaning

You release a breathy, shaky sigh, bringing your hands down to his hair, steadying yourself as your head falls back and your back arches up

The view he’s getting at this angle is nothing short of divine

What he wouldn’t do to have you sit on his face every day of his life 

Another lap of his tongue up your sex, and the sheer amount of arousal he gathers from the simple motion has him groaning

Do you even know how absolutely insane you drive him?

He wants to devour you, wants to reduce you to a pretty little mess on top of him

But he also wants this to last for as long as possible

Which is why he starts off by working his tongue in slow, calculated movements up and down your dripping folds 

You squirm and whimper on top of him, grinding your cunt down against his mouth

And it’s pure bliss

He flicks his tongue at your clit, circling around it, and when he wraps his lips around your sensitive bundle of nerves, he can feel your empty walls clenching around nothing

Fuck, he really, really wants to screw you open on his cock

He wants to flip you over, fold you in half and abuse that perfect little cunt until you’re a gushing mess around him

It’s taking every ounce of his self-restraint to not fuck you senseless 

But he wants to treat you right, wants to treat you the way you deserve to be treated

So he forces himself to be as patient as possible despite his instincts urging him to claim you

He pushes his tongue at your entrance, and you almost immediately shudder as you clench around him

"F-fuck, Jack~"

He's addicted, he's completely obsessed with you

He can't get enough

You all but mewl for him, your hips stuttering against him, and he hums again, holding you tighter so you’ve no choice but to accept every ounce of pleasure he’s tongue-fucking into you

Your thighs start shaking in his grip, body squirming and wriggling as your breathing gets faster between sweet moans and desperate little whimpers

He wants to praise you

He wants to praise you so bad

He wants to tell you how gorgeous you look, how fucking delicious you taste

He wants to tell you that you’re such a good girl, and you’ve such a perfect cunt, and your body is absolutely flawless

But his mouth is too busy lapping up at your arousal, flickering between your folds and giving your clit as much attention as it could possibly need for him to vocalize his thoughts

He feels your fingers tightening in his hair, feels the way your body is responding to him, and he knows you’re getting wonderfully close

But just as you’re on the cusp of your peak, he pulls away to instead litter kisses along the inside of your thighs

You whine, trying to rub yourself against him, but he doesn’t give you the release you need

He’s being selfish, he knows he is

But he just wants to drag this out for as long as possible because who knows when he'll get another chance to do this to you

The flesh of your thighs is plush and soft as he grazes his teeth against them

You've made a mess between them, but it just makes your skin all the sweeter for him to kiss and suck on

It's impossibly difficult to resist marking you, to resist sinking his teeth inside you and bruising your skin

But he somehow manages to hold himself back

And then once your breathing becomes steadier, his tongue returns to your dripping slit

Another long stroke up your folds, and you squirm and curse above him

His hands abandon your hips to wander up your chest, and he squeezes two handfuls of your tits while you ride his face

You whine his name again, your hips stuttering once more, and he’s most certainly not complaining at the way your thighs keep cinching around him

He lets you use him, lets you ride his face to your heart's content, all while his fingers toy with your nipples

Your walls keep fluttering, trying to squeeze around his tongue, and he thinks he might just be in heaven

It isn't long for your orgasm to build up all over again

Your moans get louder, your muscles tensing above him, and you keep shuddering, like the pleasure he's forcing into you is becoming too much

He considers edging you again, but fuck, his head is all clouded, and you just taste so good, and you're body's reactions are way too perfect for him to pull away

So instead of doing that, his hands return to your hips, and he locks you down against his mouth so that he can abuse your cunt without holding anything back

You nearly scream, your back arching, fingers pulling at his hair while he lavishes your desperate sex with attention

You're loud and shameless and so fucking gorgeous when you cum on top of him

He feels your sex fluttering, feels you clenching and unclenching as waves of your arousal gush into his eager mouth

He laps up every drop, his tongue not leaving a single inch of you unexplored

You're whimpering and trembling in his hold, and he can tell you're starting to get overstimulated, but it's so, so hard for him to stop

He knows his grip is bruising, he knows it's too much, but you've been such a good girl for him, surely you can take a few more seconds for him, can't you?

"J-Jack, fuck~"

God, the way you whine his name has him feeling weak

His fingers loosen their hold around you, and it's just enough leverage for you to lift yourself off of his mouth

But then a punishing smack! to your ass brings you back down against him

He wants more

He's insatiable when it comes to you

"Fuck!~ Jack, I-I can't---I'm gonna---"

He's so lost in the feeling of you riding out your orgasm on his face that it hardly registers he's about to make you cum from the overstimulation

Your second orgasm crashes into you, and you sound utterly breathless as you cry out for him again

He doesn't stop---he can't

He laps up your arousal, cleaning all the slick you've produced for him like a man starved

It's only when your body slumps, only when the sheer amount of pleasure has exhausted you, overwhelmed you, do his senses return to him

He lets you go, releasing you from his hold, and you're all shaky and breathless as you lift yourself off of him and collapse next to him

There's a wonderfully dazed, fucked-out look in your eyes

And he honestly doesn't know if this was just a hook-up or if you plan on staying over the night

But fuck, he really, really hopes you're going to fall asleep in his arms tonight

He can only pray you won't leave him this time

[we-are-all-nobodies18]

OH MY GOD exaCtly

i blocked half of those tags cause it pissed me off how much the drivers were just sexualised and seen as hot/cute or whatever

like yeah they are but we're here for the SPORT if you wanted hot people why the fuck are you watching cars race???

can we talk about tyre management and how sexy that is??

the pain of being an aroace f1 girlie and wanting to complain about how some girls into f1 like to imagine romantic/sexual scenarios with the drivers and all you get recommended are ships or x readers and that repulses you personally but not wanting to come across as some controlling freak who doesn’t understand fandom culture and is a pick-me girl who values herself above other girls