#snape husband

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SEVERUS SNAPE

King without crown!!

[toorumlk]

hogwarts middle courtyard, 1972

(and if everyone was happy and normal)

[gg-neptune]

Snape Relationship Hc's

So these are just some general head canons I have for Snape when he's in a relationship. Enjoy! (feedback welcome)

he is very into acts of service

since he cannot voice how he feels very well he just shows you

and it's not that he can't get the words out honestly, he just feels like they don't sound right

and for him it's too up front

if he ever is telling you he loves you, he might appear to be looking you in the eyes, but he is actually staring in between them

or at your forehead or anywhere but your eyes, and he's just praying you won't notice honestly

he quite likes quality time too

anything together and he eats it up

he likes not having to go about his mundane takes alone anymore, after having to for so long and now he finally has someone he just likes it

he's also not accustomed to physical touch

you would think the man has never even been brushed up against in his life

it takes him some warming up to but once he is warmed up to it he is not keen on letting you out of his arms

or anywhere far from him, he needs you to keep him warm

he generally runs very cold, and he needs you there to keep him warm

he gets upset if you have something to do and half the time he will get huffy and just help you do it or take over and do it himself if he can just to get you back to him quicker

he can get quite possessive

honestly it borders in criminal

the man would lock you up if he could,(in a friendly way ofc (if that's a thing)) but he knows he couldn't possibly keep you in good health with his long absences when he has to go to Hogwarts to teach

he likes music a lot

and he will sit you down some night and make you listen to the entirety of his vinyl collection

and unless you pass out or manage to get freaky with him, which is much harder when he's focused, you cannot get out of this

he likes to share things that make him happy in attempt to make you happy

so this also means when you've had a bad day or your crying he will try and get you to make potions with him or admire different vinyl's or anything he cares about

and it might be endearing if you weren't already upset but like come on man

however that voice...

if your the type to just sleep when your upset it works out great because his voice is so...

delicious

[psdrawsthings]

Dancing through the years

1971 - 1981 - 1991 - 2001

Just love how snucius fandom decided that their dances are absolute canon (so did I)

(please read @sevsnapes post about it)

[odetolithium]

Most of my Severus collection 🖤

[turvi]

Story time: I got into Harry Potter fandom only because my roommate would not stop talking about it.

So while she isn't a snater she also doesn't love him. For her he is how a Hogwarts student views him- mean potions professor.

That being said I got into this fandom because I was bored in Covid. Basically I was blind reacting and didn't know much details except for names of a few characters.

What I'm trying to say is that-

I DON'T KNOW WHY SNAPE IS THE FIRST GUY I FELL IN LOVE WITH OK?!!

Honestly I miss the person I used to be now there is not a day I don't think about dancing with him and just getting to hold him.

Anyways Snape Rulz.

[strangesthirdeye]

✨HAPPY 300+ FOLLOWERS TO ME✨

Me: *open my account door hall gently with a sweet smile on my face* ok, kiddos.. I have good news to share.

Doctor: ohh, good news. I love hearing good news. *glances at Donna excitedly*

Donna: you always love everything, Doctor.

Crowley: *sprawling on my massage chair in the corner of the hall* nguhh- damn.. this massage chair is something. *fiddling with the remote control for the massage chair*

Aziraphale; *snatches remote control from Crowley's hand* Crowley! It's not good to play someone's stuff, like that. What if it's broken?

Crowley: *shrugs* just want to increase the speed.

Aziraphale: *sighs before helping Crowley increase the speed on the massage chair* So.. what is the good news you want to share?

Stephen: *crossed his arms against his chest while leaning against the wall* Don't tell me that you have new ideas for other fanfics while you haven't finished the old ones yet.

Wong: Is it the continuation of Snape's fanfics that you promised him a few months ago? because as far as I know you have made two fanfics for him. That's why he seems in a good mood lately.

Severus: I've been in my own mood for a long time... what makes you sense that I've been in a good mood lately?

Wong: *shrugs* maybe because you don't always make a few snarky remarks the moment Dhani enters this noble hall.

Severus: who says if I don't make a few snarky remarks to Dhani I'm in a good mood? Tell me, Mister Wong.

Me: guys, settle down ler.. just chill out.. we don't need history to repeat itself..

Sherlock: With what you say first, old things will be repeated without having to be told because your mouth is the type that likes to talk without thinking about the consequences.

John: *massage his nose* Sherlock.. just.. let Dhani tell what the good news is so that this meeting will not be long.

Me: John's right.. if you don't want this meeting to be long, you need to let me do the talking. While y'all.. Listen to me.

Them: *grumbled before agreeing with what I said*

Me: *nods* good.. now *press the button to open the projector* This is the good news I want to share.

Doctor and Donna: *raise their eyebrows to show they are impressed*

Sherlock: *narrows his eyes*

John: *mouth agape*

Severus: *keeps his stoic face*

Crowley: *opens his black tinted glasses slightly to see clearly*

Aziraphale: *stunned*

Loki: *blew his lips* that's growing fast.

Stephen and Wong: *disbelieving*

Stephen: that's very fast because a few months ago it was only 200.. now it has increased to 300

Me: 322 actually.

Donna: Well, if 22 unfollows you, it will be 300 exactly.

Doctor: no no.. don't do that

Me: woi! don't jinx it!

Aziraphale: but- but you don't post any fanfics these days.. how come it can be so many?

Me: i did posted something a few days ago, okay.. two incorrect memes and Chapter 13 Unspoken Love..

Stephen: of course it's about their fandom *nods his head at Aziraphale and Crowley*

Crowley: Did I sense jealousy, Doctor? *smirks*

Stephen: *glares at Crowley* I don't need those kind of incorrect to make me jealous.. At least I have a full chapter

Crowley: *rolls his eyes, annoyed with Stephen*

Sherlock: plus about the two of them too *gesture towards Doctor and Donna* something about Y/n making dad jokes.

Donna: don't remind me of that please *groans*

Doctor: it's funny.

Donna: for you, yes.. but me? no.

John: Well at least she doesn't make dark jokes right?

Doctor and Donna: ...

John: right?

Me: *write notes* that's a good idea, Johnny boy.. Might make dark jokes for incorrect Sherlock too *grins*

John: for God's sake!

Sherlock: I don't have any comments to make.

Stephen: whatever.. as long as my lists will be full of fanfics only.

Me: who says your lists will be full of fanfics only? Your Unspoken Love series alone has taken time to complete and you want your list to be full of fanfics only? Huh! in a dream.

Stephen: you-

Severus: did i get new fics?

Me: let me check.. *open my notes app* hmm.. Supreme Strange imagine.. Little Star miniseries, Sherlock's.. Ahh not yet

Severus: pardon?

Me: *glance at Severus* not yet lah.. sorry.. but don't worry, Sevvy, I will do it.

Severus: she always says the same thing but won't do it.

Me: oh! don't let me not do it

Loki: Am I getting new fics too?

Me: same goes to you.. i still have a few paragraphs for Too Many Secret part 2 which is not ready yet. It's a long fic. So it will take time to prepare.

Loki: not ready yet? I thought it was ready?! it's been what? a few months!.

Me: oh! you have to remember that I use my phone to write all these fanfics okay! that's why it takes time!

Loki: i sense deception! she has a new laptop which she didn't use for writing instead she uses it to read fanfics!

Me: I'm still not used to writing using a laptop because I'm so used to using the phone to write, you snake!

Loki: This is ridiculous. *cross his arms*

Donna: seriously, what is our purpose for gathering at this meeting? to roast each other? I thought it was to celebrate 300+ followers.

Aziraphale: I must say that, although Dhani is the type who is slow to update or post something but in the end her work will finish in no time.

Severus: she has really bad writer's block.. that's why she's a bit slow to write fanfics.

Me: is that judging or a compliment? because I'm gonna take it as a compliment even though it's a bit harsh.

Severus: none of the above

Me: okay, compliment then.

Doctor: Well, at least she writes, right?

Egon: that's right, but judging by some of the abandoned fanfics in her notes apps says something.

Them: *turned their heads to look at the source of the voice*

Stephen: who are you?

Sherlock: new character crush i suppose.

Doctor: She added character crush again?

Egon: I don't know how I can be here actually. All this started a few months ago where Dhani got bored and decided to watch Ghostbusters. My name is Egon Spengler

Donna and Wong: *look at each other*

John: *raises eyebrows* she sure has a taste for men who are introverted and high functioning and intelligent and cold..

Me: it's not my fault that they are all fine.

Aziraphale: so you're going to start making fanfics for him?

Me: I'm still thinking about that, actually.

Crowley: great! more abandoned fanfics *clapping his hands*

Me: why are you all being so cruel this day? you all should raise my spirit to write so that I will write diligently..

Aziraphale: oh, Dhani.. don't be sad.. Just.. you don't need to rush for time to write.. You have plenty of time to write and do other things.. Just take your time and relax.

Donna: yes, just sit and relax.. having tea and sleep..

Sherlock: gosh that's kinda boring

John: *smack Sherlock on the back of the head* shut up

Egon: I don't mind if I don't have fanfics about me.. I mean.. I'm still new so only 'seniors' have fanfics, right?

Me: oh, don't worry! I will try to do it.

Loki: well let's just don't rush. I mean you have a lot of time to write.. so there's no need to rush.

Donna: yeah, Loki's right.. I mean.. we are just Characters.. so we can only entertain you.. all our dialogue and actions are in your hands.

Stephen: and you kind of use us to motivate you to write or do other things.

Wong: that's right.

Crowley: Ngh- don't stress too much.. Everything will be okay in the blink of an eye.

Me: *tears up* oh guys... thank you!

Them: no problem

Wong: so.. is there anything else you want to talk about?

Me: nahh.. I think this is enough.. you can go.

Stephen: *stands up* right.. if you say that *open portals* in you go, gentleman and lady.

Crowley: *points his index finger at me* remember what I said. *enter portal*

Aziraphale: it was nice to see you all again.. thank goodness we don't have to argue before going home.

Severus: at least we all got what we wanted.

John: yeah.

Aziraphale: i think i should go, see you guys later! *enter the portal and the portal directly vanish*

Sherlock: *nods in farewell before entering the portal*

John: see you guys later *enter portal*

Severus: i must go before all those dunderheads do inappropriate things.. Farewell *enters the portal*

Egon: it was nice to meet you all.. I hope we can get to know each other more.. goodbye *enter portal*

Loki: I think this is the time for me to withdraw.. until next time. *disappears*

Wong: I should go then *enter the portal*

Stephen: *look at me who is watching they all go in front of me* Dhani. ..

Me: hmm?

Stephen: *walks closer to me and stands in front of me* as a first fictional character that you like, I must say that.. you grow up fast.. mentally.. physically you look like a 12 year old girl although your age is more than 18 years old.. so it's a bit different from the others because you can remember all the plots and stories even though they've been left for a long time. Consider you have short term memory but you can still remember all the stories and plots for your stories that you abandoned.. That's why you are always slow to update because you always follow the mood to write.. not because you have no ideas...

Me: so you mean that I'm lazy to write? Even though I have an idea to write.

Stephen: more or less like that..

Me: wha- what the hell! i thought you wanted to give me advice instead you just want to tell me that i'm lazy.. sheshh...

Stephen: it's not my fault.. I'm just telling you in a way that's not straight forward.

Me: wouldn't it be nice if you just told me straight forward.. haiyaa

Stephen: well I don't want you to be offended.

Me: of course I will be offended if you said like that.. but I just accept it because it's true. Heh..

Stephen: *nods and pat my head* good.. well, i shall go back to my realms.

Me: right, bye bye! *closes my account hall door loudly*

[gold-snek-hoe]

Hello and welcome to Opinions from an Internet Nobody. Today's essay:

"Ger therapy" is the new "You need Jesus": One Weirdo's Navigation through Cultural Shame

This is a supposedly well-meaning sentiment that is often weaponized against people who are behaving outside of perceived cultural norms. It's a favorite of homophobes who see queerness/transness as a mental illness, but I've been seeing it used to demonize kink (which historically is often linked to queerness), and more generally any "weird" behavior that makes people uncomfortable.

For example, otherkin, systems (especially those with fictives), and people who take fictional characters as partners. Y'know, "weirdos" who "can't separate reality from fiction." And, sure, sometimes there can be a problem with that distinction, but I know as well as you that most internet strangers saying "get therapy" don't actually give a shit about the mental health of those they target. It's code for "your behavior makes me uncomfortable, stop it."

Same sentiment as "you need Jesus."

This has actually taken me a long time to figure out. I've been in therapy for my entire adult life, working through various traumas, severe depression, anxiety, all that. Those were the biggest problems as they negatively impacted, and often endangered, my life. It was only after my hospitalization in 2020, where I was finally put on much needed medication, that I could start to grow into myself.

I changed my name. I top surgery. I came out as polyamorous. I finally got my official autism diagnosis. Now I'm fuckin' married! But... there are still things I'm working through in therapy. Mainly, shame over my "weirder" behaviors. My current therapist has been a huge blessing in helping me accept the things I was too ashamed to admit.

Now, I feel comfortable enough to share.

I'm otherkin. Always have been. My connection to my humanity is tenuous, and I'm sure that's connected to my autism. When mad, I feel phantom horns sprouting from my forehead. I have a tail that swishes back and forth at the base of my spine. In my soul, I am monstrous, and years of therapy has not erased that.

I feel like I'm only half in the physical world most of the time. This doesn't hinder my real-world success (I graduated college Summa Cum Laude, have an IMDB page, and am on my third book), but informs the way I look at the world. There's a whole other universe in my head that hums along with me in my day-to-day. That's part of why I'm so skilled as a writer. To ask me to divorce from that is to tell me to stop existing. Sorry, it's how I've always operated.

Lastly, and this is the one I'm really anxious about, I have a fictional husband. Now, looking at my blog, you might say "yeah, no shit," but I don't just ship myself with him. I mean I practice pop-culture Witchcraft, and the Goblin King is my patron. I mean I have a Labyrinth-themed tarot deck that I talk to him with. I mean I held a ritual to spiritually marry him. Basically, I Snape-wived myself.

And guess what? My therapist isn't concerned. It's not hurting my ability to live my life. I have other interests, hobbies, and goals outside of him, which he actively encourages in all our tarot sessions! I wouldn't be doing this if he didn't support me. My IRL spouse is usually there for whatever magical shit I'm doing, and supports me! Some of my closest friends know, and the only complaint I've gotten is "this guy seems important to you, I wish you told me sooner." Hell, my MOTHER knows and supports me, which is huge, because our relationship was pretty damaged after I came out as trans.

If you have a problem with the way I live my life, when literally nobody else does, take a good long look at why. You don't give a fuck about my mental health. You just don't like that I'm weird.

Tl;dr: My mental health is better than it's ever been since embracing the weird, so leave me and my imaginary husband Marak Sixfinger alone.

[mrs-snape5984]

Severus and Julia Snape 🖤 Partners in crime! Forever united!

He’ll always be the love of my life! Severus’ resilience, his bravery and his wonderful stubbornness are inspiring me since more than 21 years. He’s the light to my darkness…the only one in my life, who has always been there for me, when I’m struggling with myself (especially now…fuck ME/CFS!!).

Thanks to all those incredibly talented artists for making my ideas of my Sevy come to life: @sleepybradipo, @alinearthp, @opalchalice, @snake-queen7, @capysnapeart, @madfantasy, @dranna, @tageerdo, @wookiecookiesfactory, @turpinsimp-blog, @juanasunfall-blog, @aoshimasss, @mmad-lover, @hannisimp @pinklovecharm, @exlibrisseverus, @kruzbr, @pssherri, @severus-snaps, @lyrablack1883, @nyx-greenwood99 and my best friend Miri (not on tumblr)!

🖤 Severus & Julia 🖤

🖤Sevy & Jules🖤

[wolfwind3]

Cursory

“There's no way he even read it, Lils! There wasn't enough time, even if he hadn't had that stupid Slug Club meeting.”

Lily rolled her eyes. “You got an O, Sev, that's what matters. Who cares whether he read every word?”

“But I slaved over those words, Lils! You know how I…” Severus trailed off. Lily had been there, after all. They'd read each other's essays and torn them apart with criticism, trying to make them the best that they could be. 

And they'd gotten Os. Obviously, Lily was satisfied. 

Severus wasn't. But since when did that matter to anyone?

[bloomstudioart]

He hates physical contact

The only reason I haven't used cruciatus or some other spell on you is because you are highly regarded and because I made a promise, but you are pushing my buttons to break it-Snape

XD-Me

FUCK IT!, LEVICORPUS!!"- Snape

NOOO BABE!!, DOWN THEY -Me

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[severussnapemylove]

Severus; "I'll seduce you with interesting scientific facts."

[fresiants]

You know you're delusional when you think you will ever have a chance with him if he's real.

[poitionsprince]

I just need more Walburga Black × Eileen Snape content, is that too much to ask for? <\3

[jellyntoast]

Silly drawing. Found the template on Pinterest, original @ (I guess) on the top corner:3 me & my husbandᡣ𐭩

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[rubusart]

Today’s Lily’s birthday!

Okay, so I have this “All was well” AU in which no one died, and Lily is teaching potions in it. Because she’s a good friend and can’t let her best buddy Sev suffer😃 So, she’s a potion professor and Severus is world-renowned potioneer and author. And every weekend they meet over a glass of wine and gossip😌