#snapcube shadow rtfd

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

hey guys important question. so you know how i'm doing a poll to see which five snapcube shadow scenes i should animate. well the thing is i'm going by the five most voted options. so...

i'm leaving this up to you guys bc i genuinely don't know lmao

[dizzybevvie]

Shadow's real-time fandub wiki page is so funny to me 😭

[pe0pleall3rgy]

My favourite line in Sonic Destruction.

[flurry-bace]

Writing poems is EASY

Watch:

Shadow the Hedgehog

A bitch ass motherfucker

He pissed on my wife

[selfishshippers-system128]

Fuck it.

[boxonarock]

[ball-of-catgirl]

Eggman's Announcement but it's the TikTok TTS lady

absolutely dumbfounded to discover this was not at all on YouTube before today so I took it upon myself to forge it proper

[brainmoss]

Horde Prime has come to make an announcement

Don't remember if i uploaded this here or not because the tag/search is not working properly as always but im trying to clear my pc storage and youtube keeps being a little bitch so here you go

[toxicslimemutant]

Shadow for President

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

i've mentioned this so many times but the fact that snapcube dubs have better character development for sonic characters than the original games is ABSURD to me.

blaze starts out more like a teasing friend, then becomes more and more toxic and self centered, to the point where she sacrificed herself not out of selflessness, but to be treated as a goddess.

sonic goes through a similar arc in riders, with a characterization similar to his depiction in boom at first, then his teasing becomes less like a funny joke as it starts eating at tails's insecurities, he leaves amy to die, and ignores + interrupts knuckles several times. tails yells at him for this, and he's hurt, but it's not until eggman tells him he's ALWAYS been a bad person does he try and confront his issues. sonic has a heartfelt conversation with jet about this, apologizes to everyone, and they make up during a battle. "sonic the hedgehog is a good person now!"

and shadow. shadow is very inconsistent with his morality, fitting with the game's multiple paths. his goal is to become president and overthrow the devil, for better or for worse, and his means to do this are so complicated they confuse the devil himself. he's doing it because he wants some semblance of control back in his life. he barely remembers anything, and he wants to make new memories of what he himself wants to do. he even tells sonic that hes sick of having to change for everyone, or do sin just for the sake of stacking up sin points. sonic is desperately trying to remind him that their friendship is more important than being king of hell, but shadow can't be swayed by just a speech about friendship. he wants to do what HE wants, not what other people want. and throughout the story, you slowly stop seeing him as selfish for this, and begin sympathizing with him. even if you still think he's selfish by the end, he still comes out a hero.

and this is from the same series where sonic has fucked vegetables and eggman pissed on the moon

[dizzybevvie]

Look i know that in Sonic Destruction canon its technially Daedalous but Mormon Shadow The Hedgehog has not left my mind since

[funtomb]

shadow the hedgehog real-time fandub starter sentences.

a collection of thirty starters from snapcube's rtfd, part 1/?

"it feels like every day is the same."

"[name], it's me: the devil!"

"i'm here to convince you to do sin!"

"okay, fine! i'll sin, i'll sin, i'll sin!"

"i've outsmarted you once again!"

"if you take one step, it's blicky with a sticky all over your goddamn body."

"hey there, it's me again! i have a fun new sin idea!"

"you ever been to church? you ever read a bible?

"i feel like it's a pretty simple premise."

"i let him in here as a joke!"

"i've eaten nothing but drywall for the past three years."

"they would've answered the call. they would've been here to kill me immediately."

"the best way to sin would be killing the president."

"my sin is about to be murdering you. get away from me."

"seems like your true sin is coveting my awesome swag."

"something just happened."

"it seems i have fallen off the path. greh!"

"whoa, you've got really supple shoulders."

"i need to update my audio equipment. i have updated my audio equipment."

"long time no see, bud!"

"you're not killing the president before me!"

"how'd you get those, man? how'd you get those, man?!"

"excellent fucking question! anyway, time for me to ascend!"

"the only one that can ascend is the lord, our saviour, jesus christ."

"i'm going to become the one being more powerful than jesus: the president of the united states."

"you confused sinning with legality."

"killing the president is actually pretty good. that's gonna get you into heaven."

"oh yeah, of course, leave! without giving me a goddamn answer!"

"now listen here! you hear that? that's right: nothing!"

"you look like you're gonna be the president of hell."

[rosaliona]

Shadow the Hedgehog Real-time Fandub was an experience

[pe0pleall3rgy]

I like these guys.