#snacks for the office

[vanaver]

2 Ingredients Cookies Without Sugar, Eggs or Flour!

These 2 ingredients cookies  is a recipe that you will love! They taste deliciously and you can make them very easy. To make these healthy cookies you will only need two ingredients which will fill you up and provide you with the necessary energy for the day. They are the  ideal snack for the office, for the school, for your walks. They will definitely be your new go – to cookie recipe…

[femmefatalevibe]

Femme Fatale Guide: Purse Essentials For Day & Night (or Any Activity In Between)

Daytime Handbag Essentials:

Keys

Wallet/cardholder (ID[s], credit/debit cards, spare cash – enough for an emergency cab/train ticket, a bottle of water, and a cheap snack plus a little extra is my formula)

Phone/phone charger

Airpods/headphones

Mini sunscreen

Hand lotion

Floss picks in a travel floss dispenser

Mini disposable toothbrushes

Breath mints

Portable stain remover wipes

Hand sanitizer

Lip balm/your everyday lip color

Eyeliner

Brow pencil

Power foundation

Contour/blush stick

Oil blotting sheets

Roll-on perfume

Hair ties

Foldable mini hair brush

Feminine hygiene wipes

Panty liners/pads/tampons

Travel case bandaids

Condoms (not in a wallet, please)

A pen or two

Portable sticky notes

Travel pack of tissues

Spare glasses/contacts & contact solution

Sunglasses

OTC pain relief medicine

Water bottle

Non-perishable snacks (I recommend Larabars, Lupini beans/roasted chickpeas/edamame, roasted nuts/trail mix snack packs, Lupii/Raw Rev vegan protein bars, and freeze-dried fruit)

Nighttime Handbag Essentials:

Keys

Wallet/cardholder (ID[s], credit/debit cards, spare cash – enough for an emergency cab/train ticket, a bottle of water, and a cheap snack plus a little extra is my formula)

Phone/portable phone charger

Mini sunscreen

Hand lotion

Floss picks in a travel floss dispenser

Mini disposable toothbrushes

Breath mints

Portable stain remover wipes

Hand sanitizer

Lip balm/your everyday lip color

Eyeliner

Brow pencil

Mini power foundation

Roll-on perfume

Hair ties

Foldable mini hair brush

Feminine hygiene wipes

Panty liner (and maybe a pad/tampon, depending on the time of the month)

Portable makeup remover wipe (or two)

Portable cleansing towelette (or two)

Travel case bandaids

Condoms (at least two – not in a wallet, please)

Disposable foot socks

OTC pain relief medicine

Vitamin B-complex, Vitamin C, and Vitamin D supplement (one of each – for after or the morning after drinking)

Necessary Edit: This list is meant to be a comprehensive guide, designed to be personalized. If you don't think you need some of these items, [pick and choose at your discretion].

[somegrumpynerd]

Sign that Dream gifts to Nightmare post-truce specifically to annoy him

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

i think a lot of (north american) societal issues could be solved by building cafeterias in more places and providing several solid meals to people every single day, no strings attached.

[jinxitx]

Concept: a office version of Scooby doo where Daphne is intake, fred is in sales, Velma is the manager, and nobody knows what shaggy does but they think he’s a ‘diversity hire’ because he came with a service dog (Scooby)

The office is haunted and NOTHING gets done. They are under constant threat of the branch being shut down.

[gifs-of-puppets]

Henson's Place: The Man Behind the Muppets (1984)

[chiropteracupola]

I think when I finish something they should give me hugs and cheers and cakes and pictures of otters, but instead of doing that they just give me more work to do.

[tj-crochets]

So in a good news/less good news thing, I might have found out the cause of the Unexpected Floor Time! I got my blood test results back and my sodium was on the very very low end of normal. Still technically in the normal range, but very not normal for me, so my issue may have been that this week I am more sodium Georg than usual???? I mean I do have salt wasting syndrome but also I eat so much salt every day and I am on medication to help me retain salt better (fludrocortisone! it's great!) So anyway that's why I have not got much crafting done this week. I've been extremely tired and unsalted lol Oh wait the good/less good format! Okay so good news is might have an answer and it's not any of the worse options, less good news is that I need more damn salt lol

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

The Continued Adventures of ✨️Pre-Ordering The Teeth of God Graphic Novel Tiers 1 - 4✨️

On this episode, Sumerian is 👉pretty lame👈 and backtracks again when it comes to who to email! Plus some things to worry about when it comes to emails as well as some claims about ✨️Tier 1✨️!

Let's kick this off with discussing Tier 1! On Twit, someone asked Sumerian:

To which Sumerian replied:

So all Tier 1s should have shipped! If you ordered a Tier 1 and have NOT received an email about tracking you need to contact...um, hold on a second.

Last time, Sumerian tossed Killer Merch under the bus as who you're supposed to contact. But, well, let's look at another thread.

From another user:

Sumerian replies:

And, once again, as if forgetting that this was literally already told to them before:

Now, here's the fun bit, the greatest bit that just makes you feel genuine disgust!

Remember just January 2nd, we had this thread?

Now, on January 6th, this is their response:

However, we also know that Adriana sent an email to @loveinthemindpalace to contact Killer Merch and that the orders email never replied. So...

Did Sumerian (and Kayleigh now!) take back over "communicating to customers"? Or is it just this special case? Or Twit and Insta users only get this special privilege of possibly getting a response?

Long story shorter:

(1) If you ordered Tier 1 and have not received an email about tracking, you need to probably contact ⬇️ because ALL TIER 1S SHOULD HAVE SHIPPED.

sumeriancomics@killermerch.com

orders@sumeriancomics.com

adriana@sumeriancomics.com

(2) If you have a charge for any Tiers but for whatever reason don't have an order #, you may also want to contact the above emails to make sure they have your email in the system for when they start sending out tracking information.

[merakiui]

going through my drafts is like an archeological excavation because i found another azul wip i had forgotten about. this one is an au i wanted to write in which azul is a vengeful deity who had been forcibly put to sleep hundreds of years ago and is now only just beginning to awaken. the fate of one island rests in the not-so-capable hands of ace, deuce, and reader. and the dynamic really feels like this:

[leonsbodyguard]

HES SO CUTE😭😭😭

[pawbeanies]

sometimes i dont realize how much Stupid Little Dog energy i have (apparently) but today a coworker was like "by the way i always have snacks at my cubicle feel free to help yourself :)" ..?? i have gotten snacks from so many people. what does this mean. anm i pupy

[thegeneticopera]

the largos were ipad youtube shorts kids and this explains so much about them

[oswednesday]

in my Lived experience tho we need to just abolish the family by some means cause women get custody advocates are like conservative losers by and large and not like feminist in anyway its a very strange space where its like men get custody because we live in a sexist society but advocates for women custody are like men who are awarded custody are pervert freak monster abusers Always women should be raising the children (without support unless they dedicate their entire life to a church and even then Good Luck) the only solution is to do away with it, you fumbled how is that your childrens problem

[caitlynmeow]

Modern AU

Daniela being the menace that she is, every day after school she’d barge into her mother’s office and insist on doing her homework on that very same desk using her mother’s fountain pen because “it just writes soooo good,”.

And Alcina doesn’t mind it. After a long day away from her children, she is more than happy to have her children around for any reason.

[heavenbarnes]

also! happy diwali to my hindu friends and anyone else who celebrates 🫶🏼 🪔