#snacks for the office

[vanaver]

2 Ingredients Cookies Without Sugar, Eggs or Flour!

These 2 ingredients cookies  is a recipe that you will love! They taste deliciously and you can make them very easy. To make these healthy cookies you will only need two ingredients which will fill you up and provide you with the necessary energy for the day. They are the  ideal snack for the office, for the school, for your walks. They will definitely be your new go – to cookie recipe…

[femmefatalevibe]

Femme Fatale Guide: Purse Essentials For Day & Night (or Any Activity In Between)

Daytime Handbag Essentials:

Keys

Wallet/cardholder (ID[s], credit/debit cards, spare cash – enough for an emergency cab/train ticket, a bottle of water, and a cheap snack plus a little extra is my formula)

Phone/phone charger

Airpods/headphones

Mini sunscreen

Hand lotion

Floss picks in a travel floss dispenser

Mini disposable toothbrushes

Breath mints

Portable stain remover wipes

Hand sanitizer

Lip balm/your everyday lip color

Eyeliner

Brow pencil

Power foundation

Contour/blush stick

Oil blotting sheets

Roll-on perfume

Hair ties

Foldable mini hair brush

Feminine hygiene wipes

Panty liners/pads/tampons

Travel case bandaids

Condoms (not in a wallet, please)

A pen or two

Portable sticky notes

Travel pack of tissues

Spare glasses/contacts & contact solution

Sunglasses

OTC pain relief medicine

Water bottle

Non-perishable snacks (I recommend Larabars, Lupini beans/roasted chickpeas/edamame, roasted nuts/trail mix snack packs, Lupii/Raw Rev vegan protein bars, and freeze-dried fruit)

Nighttime Handbag Essentials:

Keys

Wallet/cardholder (ID[s], credit/debit cards, spare cash – enough for an emergency cab/train ticket, a bottle of water, and a cheap snack plus a little extra is my formula)

Phone/portable phone charger

Mini sunscreen

Hand lotion

Floss picks in a travel floss dispenser

Mini disposable toothbrushes

Breath mints

Portable stain remover wipes

Hand sanitizer

Lip balm/your everyday lip color

Eyeliner

Brow pencil

Mini power foundation

Roll-on perfume

Hair ties

Foldable mini hair brush

Feminine hygiene wipes

Panty liner (and maybe a pad/tampon, depending on the time of the month)

Portable makeup remover wipe (or two)

Portable cleansing towelette (or two)

Travel case bandaids

Condoms (at least two – not in a wallet, please)

Disposable foot socks

OTC pain relief medicine

Vitamin B-complex, Vitamin C, and Vitamin D supplement (one of each – for after or the morning after drinking)

Necessary Edit: This list is meant to be a comprehensive guide, designed to be personalized. If you don't think you need some of these items, [pick and choose at your discretion].

[somegrumpynerd]

Sign that Dream gifts to Nightmare post-truce specifically to annoy him

[jinxitx]

Concept: a office version of Scooby doo where Daphne is intake, fred is in sales, Velma is the manager, and nobody knows what shaggy does but they think he’s a ‘diversity hire’ because he came with a service dog (Scooby)

The office is haunted and NOTHING gets done. They are under constant threat of the branch being shut down.

[gifs-of-puppets]

Henson's Place: The Man Behind the Muppets (1984)

[tj-crochets]

So in a good news/less good news thing, I might have found out the cause of the Unexpected Floor Time! I got my blood test results back and my sodium was on the very very low end of normal. Still technically in the normal range, but very not normal for me, so my issue may have been that this week I am more sodium Georg than usual???? I mean I do have salt wasting syndrome but also I eat so much salt every day and I am on medication to help me retain salt better (fludrocortisone! it's great!) So anyway that's why I have not got much crafting done this week. I've been extremely tired and unsalted lol Oh wait the good/less good format! Okay so good news is might have an answer and it's not any of the worse options, less good news is that I need more damn salt lol

[javelinbk]

Ok, I promise this is my last November 1963 post, but I thought we needed some way to conclude the month...

All posts should be available here

[icedhotcocoa]

ik this is a really weird one, but could you please draw soldier/spyhead?

ANON WHY ARE U SO FUCKING HUGE BRAIN. I LOVE THIS. NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED

[merakiui]

going through my drafts is like an archeological excavation because i found another azul wip i had forgotten about. this one is an au i wanted to write in which azul is a vengeful deity who had been forcibly put to sleep hundreds of years ago and is now only just beginning to awaken. the fate of one island rests in the not-so-capable hands of ace, deuce, and reader. and the dynamic really feels like this:

[leonsbodyguard]

HES SO CUTE😭😭😭

[pawbeanies]

sometimes i dont realize how much Stupid Little Dog energy i have (apparently) but today a coworker was like "by the way i always have snacks at my cubicle feel free to help yourself :)" ..?? i have gotten snacks from so many people. what does this mean. anm i pupy

[thegeneticopera]

the largos were ipad youtube shorts kids and this explains so much about them

[oswednesday]

in my Lived experience tho we need to just abolish the family by some means cause women get custody advocates are like conservative losers by and large and not like feminist in anyway its a very strange space where its like men get custody because we live in a sexist society but advocates for women custody are like men who are awarded custody are pervert freak monster abusers Always women should be raising the children (without support unless they dedicate their entire life to a church and even then Good Luck) the only solution is to do away with it, you fumbled how is that your childrens problem

[caitlynmeow]

Modern AU

Daniela being the menace that she is, every day after school she’d barge into her mother’s office and insist on doing her homework on that very same desk using her mother’s fountain pen because “it just writes soooo good,”.

And Alcina doesn’t mind it. After a long day away from her children, she is more than happy to have her children around for any reason.

[heavenbarnes]

also! happy diwali to my hindu friends and anyone else who celebrates 🫶🏼 🪔

[thatdamndonnareed]

OK, here me out. I think Smitty is going to be the one to figure out that Aaron's therapist is up to something nefarious, and no one is going to believe him initially because he's Smitty.

And then when it ends up being true he's going to be all "*shrug emoji* told you."