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Animal Kingdom (2016-2022)
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#smurf cody#pope cody#julia cody#j cody#craig cody#renn randall#deran cody#adrian dolan#Ellen Barkin#Shawn Hatosy#Kevin Csolak#Jasper Polish#Finn Cole#Ben Robson#Christina Ochoa#Jake Weary#Spencer Treat Clark#pfp#icons#edits
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the sex would be TRANSCENDENTAL
#MMM - Manipulative Misogynist Masterminds#they're both Straight™ obviously. they're only having sex to establish dominance#Women's Wrongs Extraordinaire#this is a crossover but they're not a “crack pairing”. nothing crack about them except what they're smoking. this happened. to me#if only Katey sagal had had a Scheming gay scene like the one Ellen barkin had...#gemma teller#smurf cody#janine cody#animal kingdom#sons of anarchy#.rtf#WAIT NO Manipulative Misogynist Milfs?
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"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad
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the smurf
#my art#worm#the simurgh#parahumans#i was rereading the travelers’ backstory in worm and its so funny how theres all sorts of scary shit#and then codys just like#its the smurf
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going back 2 reading in short bursts on the clock mentally preparing for some horrible traumatizing shit to happen only to be taken the FUCK out by the smurf
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Animal Kingdom: Final Season--Thoughts
Okay, so whenever I mention this show to anyone, most people haven’t heard of it. It is really quite good imo! I remember reading a critic review that said if you like The Sopranos or Sons of Anarchy, then you will like Animal Kingdom! I am going to do my best to keep it as spoiler free as possible, but I will stay right now SPOILERS AHEAD, so if you aren’t caught up, don’t read! Overall, my favorite characters have shifted, which doesn’t happen often. Season one and two, I really liked J, but by the beginning of this season, I knew he was a snake waiting to strike. In the later seasons, I really started liking Andrew aka Pope Cody, who is the eldest of the siblings, twin to Julia (J’s mom). Daran, the youngest brother, was a constant favorite though in every season. I like where they have the scenes that go back and forth between past and present since it nicely lays out a trail of bread crumbs as to what is going to happen. Or what you can assume to happen. I don’t know about other people, but I tend to be pretty good at guessing on the endings of shows and movies, so any twists that they were throwing into this I wasn’t too surprised about. How it turned out was really rather bitter. It doesn’t end on a high note for anyone! The final song they chose to play while playing the final scenes of each character was stellar and thought it fit the tone so well! I will have to go and look up the name, but it was a song I don’t recall hearing before. I can’t remember the last TV show that I watched start to finish that actually made me sad at the end. Not “Boo-hoo, I’m crying” sad, but more like “Gee, that was a real downer.” type of sad.
#netflix shows#animal kingdom#final season#josh cody#craig cody#pope cody#daran cody#smurf#cody family#possible spoilers#my review
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contender for best worm line
"It's the smurf," Cody breathed.
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Cody pero la resolución baja por cada copy
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cody is the blue smurf cat
Yeah. He's also this cat
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(32 bracket base here by @mad-scientist-showdown)
This is the full 128 bracket!! Full list of matches under cut!!
Preliminary Polls
Round 1 Statistics
Round 2
Round 3
Round 4
Round 5
Round 6 (the finals!)
Directory
Bracket 1 - Side A
Mizuki Akiyama (Project SEKAI) Vs. Maria Campbell (My Next Life as a Villainess)
Flora (Winx Club) vs. Abby Sciuto (NCIS)
Mitsuba Sousuke (Toilet-bound Hanako-kun) vs. Forrest (Fire Emblem)
Enid Sinclair (Wednesday) vs. Pearl Houzuki (Splatoon)
Haley (Stardew Valley) vs. Sakura Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura)
Veruca Salt (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory / Willy Wonka) vs. Sonoko Suzuki (Detective Conan)
Cinderella (Cinderella) vs. Silena Beauregard (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
Kim Possible (Kim Possible) vs. Amy Rose (Sonic)
Bracket 1 - Side B
Sakura Chiyo (Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun) vs. Lydia Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries) vs. Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon)
Rosie Mayfield (Style Savvy) vs. London Tipton (Suite Life of Zack and Cody)
Momoi Satsuki (Kuroko's Basketball) vs. Tuesday Simmons (Carole and Tuesday)
Effie Trinket (The Hunger Games) vs. Stella (Winx Club)
Honey-Senpai (Ouran High School Host Club) vs. Victorique de Blois (Gosick)
Sakura Minamoto (Zombieland Saga) vs Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
Cure Sparkle/Hiramitsu Hinata (Precure Pretty Cure) vs Lindsay (Total Drama)
Bracket 2 - Side A
Lola (Shark Tale) vs. Colette "Coco" (Thea Sisters)
Therese Wolf (Fable Comics) Vs. Orca/Dex @labor9 (Tumblr User)
Princess Ozma (Wizard of Oz) vs. Aelita Schaeffer (Code Lyoko)
Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales) vs. Hiyoko Tosaka (Hatoful Boyfriend)
Fernet (100% Orange Juice) vs. Donko (Taiko no Tatsujin)
Blythe Baxter (Littlest Pet Shop) vs. Shezow/ Guy Hamdon (Shezow)
Numbah 3 / Kuki Sanban (Codename: Kids Next Door) Vs. Ami Onuki (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi)
Jessica Day (New Girl) vs. Caitlin Cooke (6Teen)
Bracket 2 - Side B
Shirou Fuji (Mizutama Honey Boy) vs. Kitty (BBC Ghosts)
Rainbow Brite (Rainbow Brite) vs. Zari (Duolingo)
Momoko Ryugasaki (Kamikaze Girls) vs. Peaches (Ice Age)
Barbie (Sandman) vs. Tilly (Rent a Bridesmaid by Jacqueline Wilson)
Sally (Ninjago) vs. Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony Generation 3)
Princess Pea (Super Why!) vs. Mai Oota / P-Chan (Gokinjo Monogatari/Neighborhood Story)
The Cat (Red Dwarf) Vs. Queen Red Riding Hood (The Land of Stories)
Arcee (Transformers Generation 1) vs. Gaby Solis (Desperate Housewives)
Bracket 3 - Side A
Cher Horowitz (Clueless) vs. Cornelia Hale (W.I.T.C.H)
Marianne Dashwood (Sense and Sensibility) vs. Clover (Totally Spies)
Perfuma (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Lilligant (Pokémon) vs. Biscuit Krueger (Hunter x Hunter)
Allison Reynolds (The Foxhole Court: All For the Game) art by @detrinity vs. Isabella Garcia Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb)
Hello Kitty (Sanrio) Vs. Barbie (Mattel)
Mari Tsutsui (Rainbow Days/Nijiiro Days) vs. Ella (Total Drama)
Tahani Al Jamil (The Good Place) vs. Rosalina (Mario)
Bracket 3 - Side B
Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) Vs Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo)
Ty Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. Amulet Heart (Shugo Chara!)
Holly Munro (Lockwood and Co) art by @lucy-j-carlyle vs. Nikki (UP2U: World Traveller, Love Nikki, Shining Nikki)
Birdo (Mario) vs Lambdadelta (Umineko: When They Cry)
Smurfette (The Smurfs) vs. Regina George (Mean Girls)
Tsukimi Kurashita (Princess Jellyfish) vs. Todomatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-san)
Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) vs. Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
My Melody (Sanrio) vs. Nui Harime (Kill La Kill)
Bracket 4 - Side A
Emily (Stardew Valley) vs. Mitsuri Kanroji (Demon Slayer)
Nana Komatsu (Nana) vs. Lucia Nanami (Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch)
Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) vs. Minako Aino/Sailor Venus (Sailor Moon)
Rose Lavillant (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Marie (The Aristocats)
Glinda (The Wizard Of Oz) vs. Hilda Valentine Gonreil (Fire Emblem)
Ichigo Momomiya/Mew Ichigo (Tokyo Mew Mew) vs. Coco (Bluey)
Princess Peach (Mario) vs. Starfire (Teen Titans)
Draculaura (Monster High) vs. Charlotte La Bouff (Princess and the Frog)
Bracket 4 - Side B
Bee (Bee and Puppycat) vs. Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club)
Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls) vs. Strawberry Shortcake (Strawberry Shortcake)
James (Pokémon) vs. Kurako/Kuranosuke Koibuchi (Princess Jellyfish)
Platinum the Trinity (BlazBlue) vs. Aoi Hyōdō (Maid-sama/Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama!)
Mad Mew Mew (Undertale) vs. Minnie Mouse (Disney)
Tsunoda (Aggretsuko) vs. Cure Coral/Sango Suzumura (Tropical Rouge Precure)
Daisy Duck (Disney) vs. Cure Flora/Haruka Haruno (Go Princess Precure)
Yukiko Kanzaki (Assassination Classroom) vs. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
#girlygirl tournament#bracket 1 side a#round 1#tumblr polls#poll runner#polls#tumblr tournaments#poll tournament#tournament polls#tournament poll#tournament#fandom tournament#bracket tournament#character tournament
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If we get caught, I’m blaming you [j cody x fem!reader]
18+ minors DNI!
Word count: 996
Prompts:
51 if we get caught, i’m blaming you
22 did I give you permission to do that?
56 look at your reflection. Look at how gorgeous you are. So fucking gorgeous when I’m fucking you like this. So pretty for me, and only me
7 louder, let me hear you
63 oh, sensitive there, aren’t we?
Warnings: smut (18+), shower sex, mention of a gun (not used towards anyone), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it guys), choking, getting caught (kinda)
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“Smurf is going to kill us, if we get caught, I’m blaming you”, you tell him as both of you scurry into the bathroom, not even closing the door since the bedroom one seemed to be enough not to get caught.
He presses his body into yours, your lower back coming in contact with the counter of the sink behind you. Effortlessly, he grabs the back of your thighs to lift you up and sit you onto the counter. While his lips attack your neck with kisses and take the chance to carefully suck on your skin, your hands wander to his lower back where you pull on his shirt but your fingers land on something else - metal.
A moan escapes your throat as you grab the gun and put it next to you on the counter. You go back and pull his bloody shirt over his head and throw it somewhere in the room.
“Shower”, you now mumble against his lips and already try to hop off the counter.
Guests would be arriving in the next five minutes and both of you still needed to get cleaned up, washing the blood off your bodies from the job you pulled and nobody needed to know about - no one besides your family of course. Smurf took you in when you were younger and your parents just didn’t care about you, so they someday dropped you off at her front door but things got complicated when J came around about a year ago - because family doesn’t screw family and it never mattered if you were her real daughter or not.
This was the second job you pulled as a family after she finally caved in and gave J the chance to prove himself as trustworthy and the tension was thicker than usual, everyone still feeling the adrenaline. The blood on your clothes wasn’t his or yours, Baz lost it and shot one of the civilians, not a deadly shot but enough you and J would look like it got either of you.
He kisses you hungrily while pulling your shirt over your head and unclasping your bra on your way into the shower. After pulling away for a second to turn on the water, you already work on the button of your jeans shuffling them down your legs with your underwear.
J closes the gap between your body, pressing his body into you before pulling away from your lips once more, grabbing your ass in your hands as you work the belt and button of his jeans: “Shit, did I give you permission to do that?”, smiling as he looks down at your naked form when you take things in your own hands again and push him into the shower, letting the door fall shut behind you. He pulls his pants and underwear down, not trying to break the kiss as both of you get drenched from the stream of water above you.
“Need to hurry”, you tell him and turn around to press your body into the glass, fingers reaching for his cock.
He gives it a few tugs, the noises only amplified by the stream of water, before he teases your entrance rubbing his length up and down a few times. You brace your hands before you, trying your best not to slip on the wet shower floor when you spread your legs further, pushing back against him. The moan that escapes your lips is breathy and shaky in your throat as he pushes himself into the hilt, filling you up completely. His hand sneaks on the side of your neck before deciding against fully wrapping around and instead he collects your wet hair and gives a little tug, pulling your head slightly backwards which makes your head spin and brace your hands in front of you against the glass while you look at him, brows furrowed just like yours and water spilling down the back of his neck and back. He lets go of your hair and grabs your tits in one hand each with a firm grip.
His thrusts are fast, setting a rhythm that’s better than you could’ve ever imagined when touching yourself only a few doors down from him.
The following words let your forehead fall onto glass while trying to match your movements with trembling knees: “Look at your reflection. Look at how gorgeous you are. So fucking gorgeous when I’m fucking you like this. So pretty for me and only me”, his voice drops to a possessive tone down to your ear and you can feel yourself clenching around him, your orgasm nearing when you actually dare and take a look into the mirror in front of you. Him behind you, now with a vice grip on your hips all while your body is pressed to the glass of the shower, taking him like you always thought about. Your whimpers turn into silent moans and cries for help, desperate for your release.
“Louder, let me hear you.”
Squeezing your eyes shut you try your best and concentrate on keeping your mouth shut, too scared to get caught. One hand reaches between your thighs to draw circles on your clit and suddenly a high pitched moan leaves your lips, letting your head fall back on his shoulder, legs trembling as you’re right on the edge.
“Oh, sensitive there, aren’t we?”
A slap on your ass rips another moan from your lips. His own movements get sloppy as he keeps fingering your clit, making you come with a cry, body tensing and legs almost buckling out under you as he follows just seconds later. You catch your breath as your trembling hands slide down the glass when he pulls out, leaving you wanting more already.
“I hope you guys are done, Smurf just got back from the store”, Derans voice says from outside the door, causing both of you to wince.
You can be fucking lucky she left in the first place.
~ M
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The Codys | Seven Deadly Sins
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#the cody family#j cody#baz blackwell#smurf cody#pope cody#deran cody#craig cody#julia cody#Finn Cole#Scott Speedman#Ellen Barkin#Shawn Hatosy#Jake Weary#Ben Robson#Jasper Polish#animal kingdom#seven deadly sins#edits
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Dumbass People Fight on Lake Erie's Beach
After everyone ate his or her fill of corn, most people went to their homes. While everyone was on his or her way home, a self-important smurf cut off an old white man with his carriage of blue draft horses. O.W.M. was angry enough to pursue S.I.S to the edge of the beach and call him an M.F. He fed that S.I.S some more alphabet soup.
The S.I.S. fed O.M.W. Alphabet Soup and sang "Lalalalalala" to him.
Tom (the alter ego of my husband) cussed out a fly that was biting him. He called the fish that swam near him M.F.s. Nugget barked every time that happened. Patches meowed.
Gargamel rose out of the ocean and also cussed out the S.I.S. The S.I.S. hit Gargamel in the jaw. Scooby Doo giggled and shit on the sand.
They ate each other's alphabet soup and had spinach, artichoke, and parmesan dip and woven wheat crackers on the side. They discussed why each other was an idiot.
A Scandinavian man with a long orange beard and two axes screamed, "I WANT ALPHABET SOUP!"
"Fear Not, I'm Coming To Serve The Soup, Olaf!" Garen from League of Legends shouted as he rushed out with a ladle and two bowls. Then he went in the ocean and served soup to both Olaf and himself.
Olaf and Garen ate together.
"Are you going to fight soon?" Gargamel asked.
"After we feast!" Olaf shouted.
An obese man walked on the beach with just a towel and a keg of beer. A bag of corn flew at his head, and he threw the keg at Olaf. He threw the towel into the alphabet soup. Weiners and buns showed up on the beach.
Olaf drank that beer and ate that corn. The obese man ate with him and belched. Garen drank that beer and served the soup to the naked obese man.
Volibear from League of Legends and Wild Rift was walking along the beach and split a mountain with his roar.
Tom came to eat some alphabet soup with corn and reverted back to Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig. He also split a mountain, but he did it with a loud fart and big burp.
The fart caused everyone to finish their meals. The big burp caused everyone to be filled with rage. Then everyone fought because they thought the other ones' shit stank. Volibear caused the clouds to emit a thunderstorm with his roar.
Patches meowed. Nugget barked. Cody barked. The fight was on in the danger zone. Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Kenny Loggins joined the fight.
"Hua!!!" they shouted.
Their moves were fast as lightning.
"Hua!" they shouted.
It was worse than Kirby's Nightmare where the whole family seemed to fight for no reason.
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Jacki Weaver as Janine "Smurf" Cody in Animal Kingdom (2010). Jacki was born in Sydney, Australia, and has 94 acting credits from a 1963 Australian tv movie adaptation of Hansel and Gretel, as Gretel (age 16), to five episodes of a 2023 series. Her entries among my best 1001 are Silver Linings Playbook and Magic in the Moonlight.
Her other notable credits include Picnic at Hanging Rock, The Disaster Party. Bird Box, Father Stu, and seven episodes of Yellowstone.
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ANIMAL KINGDOM Season 1 TRAILER (2016) TNT Series
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The series centers on 17-year-old Joshua "J" Cody who, after the death of his mother, moves in with his estranged relatives, the Codys, who run a criminal family enterprise set in Oceanside, California that's governed by the respected matriarch Janine "Smurf" Cody.
The Codys partake in numerous criminal activities and pull off various heists to make money. These jobs are undertaken by J's uncles who consist of Barry "Baz" Blackwell, Smurf's adopted son who calls the shots, Andrew "Pope" Cody, the oldest and most dangerous of Smurf's sons, Craig Cody, the tough and fearless middle son and Deran Cody, the troubled and suspicious youngest son. Associates of the Cody Family include Catherine Belen, Baz's live-in girlfriend and mother of their daughter Lena, Nicky Belmont, J's girlfriend and fellow high school student, Lucy, Baz's mistress from Mexico, and Mia Benitez, a young gang member and member of the Trujillo family.
A younger Smurf, who's a member of a crew of career criminals while establishing her future criminal enterprise, is also depicted in the years 1977, 1984, 1992 and 1999. Members of her crew include Jake Dunmore, her on-again/ off-again boyfriend, Manny, the leader of her crew, and later her own children, teenagers Andrew and Baz and her only daughter, Julia Cody.
Animal Kingdom (Québec) Grand Theft Auto Thriller +18 Coming Soon.
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Just fought a smurf playing as Cody in sfv and like it’s not enough that you have to be good at the game and terrorize lower ranks, but you also apparently have to play a character who is objectively an asshole
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