#smooth teacher

[artemispt]

I thought parc fermé it was only the place where they parked the cars 🤦🏻‍♀️ Thanks, professor Sainz!

[splendidfemalelegs]

She’s got the job just from waiting for the interview

[habken]

I've been rigging in harmony for almost five years and have done so on TV and streaming productions so if you have any immediate questions or anything lmk!

oh wow that’s so cool :0 and thank you!!

Honestly I think I need to mess around a bit more before I have any decent questions to ask haha, but if there’s any general tips or like “remember to do this” type advice you have, that would be so great !!

[clownhavoc]

I am incredibly proud of this cover I made for a project so you guys have to look at it :3

[zerotwoooo]

It doesn't matter if the sea looks calm, you must be careful everywhere, you don't know if some dark matter or a monster could be under you.

"Yes... given the situation-"

"..."

"Perhaps... we should be more wary..."

"fish..."

[strangegutz]

Who are your oc voiceclaims???? i am YEARNING to know how they might sound 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I'm so glad you asked muahahaha

Eddie

White (complete with the slightly poor quality)

Felix's is Daniel Radcliffe

I don't have a good one for Zeki yet, but think airy, monotone, and snake-like with an English accent

[avocado62524]

[kinos-fortress-2]

MISS PAULING JUMPSCARE !!

Teacher au edition:33

AAAAAAAAAAA -screams loudly- SO CUTEEEEE!!!!! I LOVE HER IN YOUR STYLE!! MISS TEACHER!! aaaaa

[artemispt]

[pastafossa]

Dear pasta

Do you have any wood carving tips for beginners?

I bought a bunch of wood and a couple of knives and idk what to do

BOY DO I. And I'm in a good spot for it because I have FOUR carvings of the same design in various stages of completion to assist.

I'm going to also put this behind a cut so that anyone who's like br br pasta it's just wood wood is boring NO IT'S NOT IT'S AMAZING isn't forced scroll by. Although I'm keeping the first tip in the open because IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.

TIPS FROM SIX YEARS OF CARVING/INJURIES/VISITS WITH MY CARVING TEACHER.

First, get yourself a pair of no cut gloves if you haven't already. I use these! They're cheap and they WILL save you a trip to the ER. Take it from someone who carved without them once and slipped with their knife and basically cut themselves down to the bone in their hand. 7 stitches and one bitchin scar later, I now never carve without gloves.

OK. So when starting, you're going to have your wood in of three forms: a blank (a small block of wood), a cut out (a blank that's been cut by a bandsaw into a basic shape), or a rough out (a cutout that's had most excess cut away and just needs details and final shaping). I don't know obviously which you have, but a LOT of people starting out aren't aware that when you're learning you can often purchase cutouts that make things easier (Hummul for example has a lot!). You can still carve from a blank, though! It'll just take a bit longer. Here's a picture with the 3 stages of my sea serpent design, and the first sea serpent I ever made that I carved from a blank, so you can see what I meam (coils are different on 3 just cause I felt like it, so ignore that).

When starting, try to stick to more simple designs so you don't get overwhelmed. Think smaller, basic shapes, usually made of something like basswood which is a nice soft wood (easy to cut). My teacher for example starts everyone on basswood rubber ducky shapes! So there's no complex details, and more abstract shapes. These are three of the carvings I made that first week of my class as an example (the little face is called a wood spirit and you can find a lot of guides for them on youtube, they're very popular!)

There is a basic process here that we can see with the sea serpents again! Step 1 you trace your design. Step 2, you're removing the large or small chunks of excess (this is where some use a bandsaw if accessible). Step 3 is rounding and shaping. And step 4 is adding details and finishing. If you're not sure about shapes, consider using some basic outlines from online! I've even used toys to give me a basic shape!

GRAINS: when you first begin to cut, you're going to want to cut with the grain as much as possible. Wood carves far more easily when your knife moves with the grain than against it. There will be points where you have no choice (this is why basswood is a popular wood for beginners and experts alike - little grain, very soft), but try as best you can to go with it. You'll feel it when you cut with it - it'll be a lot easier, but depending on the wood, you can also see it! The bottom wood has an easy to see grain, the top one a bit harder (also note the difference between the band saw lines - perfectly straight and up and down - and the actual grain - left to right, more wavy, nature hates straight lines), and the middle you'll have to look closely to see. If you've got pretty natural grains, most carvers stain or seal them without paint. Basswood's got borderline no visible grain so is almost always painted (see duck above). You'll likely develop a preference as time goes on, too!

If you're carving from a straight up wood blank, try to make your design fit the shape as closely as possible. This will minimize the amount of excess wood you have to cut off! Especially since your first step is removing what doesn't belong before you start curving and rounding (there's also pencil marks on the top, so I know what I'm carving on all sides).

SHARPEN SHARPEN SHARPEN. If you've got a good knife, it likely came pre sharpened, which is great and can serve you for quite a while, especially if you're cutting softer woods! But you're also going to need to sharpen your knife regularly - I'm working on a very hard walnut dolphin atm and I'm sharpening every 20 minutes or so cause it wears the blade down. To sharpen, you use a strop. There are additional guides for that and places to buy one, but if you're handy you can make one. My teacher's (and mine) is literally strips of cork board covered in compound, and glued to two sides of a wood paddle. Very cheap. 😂 If you need tips on sharpening, let me know!

If you're going to use a natural finish on your wood (i.e. anything but basswood), you'll want to sand after carving and before sealing! Start with 80 grit, then move to 120 grit, and finish with 240. Note: as you start to sand, you'll see lots of little spots appear! You want to sand those away!

MOST SEALANTS ARE TOXIC TO BREATHE, DO IT OUTSIDE OR WEAR A MASK! If you want to avoid that, seal with something like Tried and True Original Finish or try carving wood you paint instead, since you basically carve, skip sanding, and paint with watered down acrylics!

Lastly, the way I hold my knife when carving: I use my thumb against the non-cutting edge to 'push' the knife in a hingeing motion (I'll see if I can make a gif for it at some point). It takes some strain off your hands and lends more strength to the knife for harder or quick cuts. You can also cut VERY fast once you get this down, and my teacher's approved it as a valid technique.

I hope these help! I love love LOVE carving and wish there were more classes around for people to take! Fortunately there are a lot of youtube vids and guides but SO much of it is really just practice. It's also an incredibly soothing hobby. I love sitting in front of a movie or series or listening to a podcast/audio book while I just sit and cut away. And remember, if you have a blank and get into it and start to feel overwhelmed, there are plenty of cutouts and roughouts you can try instead that mean all you need to work on is shaping and detailing! Let me know if you have any other questions!

[distantidea]

Ｏｒｅｓａｍａ Ｔｅａｃｈｅｒ ／ Ｖｏｌｕｍｅ １４．

[minimindi]

Microfic May Day 21: unhand

Whew!! Is it a little hot in here? Sirius Black is a smooth operator lol! Will he unhand Minerva, or will she let him run his hands wherever he damn well pleases tyvm?!

Sirius x Minerva are my favorite rare pair in the HP universe, though George x Luna are a close second.

@microficmay

[reloaderror]

all my colleagues are nerds, possibly also weebs

[starlytenight]

Hi, I adore your little animatic videos for your blog, which leads me to ask how do you make them?

Hiya, thanks for enjoying my silly little animatics!

How I do them is hilariously primitive but I don't have any fancy programs. It's straightforward and a little tedious, but managable.

Basically I:

-Pick out an audio I have saved for a rainy day/record something I want to animate to

-Draw out the frames in Clip, save them all individually and usually in order of what is to be placed

-Yeet them all into Video Editor, drag them into the timeline, slap the audio in and then tell the program how long I want a frame to be (like .2/.5/1 frame(s) ect)

-Tweak as I watch how well it goes, then continue on until the thing is smooth as butter (or as smooth as it can be)

-Add any extra frames or remove some if they don't fit anymore

-Save as a video file

-Then slap back into editor to put my name in it (because I've had people in the past share my animatics in the past without my consent, particularly ones I never posted publicly) and then up it goes!

TL;DR very traditional frame-by-frame stuff and then putting it all together in a very crude editor xD

I used to do stuff like this as a kid a lot with MS Paint and Movie Maker so it's not too big of deal for me, haha. It's also pretty chill work since I am sneaky and just modify frames to save me trouble with things small movements.

Though it would be nice to try to fully animate something good and proper, but with my current set up that would be a nightmare. On top of my issues? Heavens, no. Perhaps someday!

[freckledgeto]

i shouldve studied something else i should’ve done stem

[splendidfemalelegs]

Making love on that sofa again and again 😻😍😍🥰