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pinkvanessastar13 · 6 hours
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So I was on character.ai Chatting with the goober Spark Hunters, when this Came up
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I had No Idea Daphne and Bedrock had to kiss eachother, it was so weird
But guess what? THEY DID!
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I had no idea character.ai was doing this, but I quite literally think this is what happened
Me rn:
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Seriously what have I done
Have one more picture under the cut:
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I am obessed with The Spark Hunters rn
Art is by @si--ko
smol girlfriend and big girlfriend
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captainsaltypear · 1 year
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EVERYONE SHUT UP I JUST FOUND OUT I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH WADE so have some art of my captainsona, Captain Dani, hanging out with Wug. I declare their shipname to be “Dug”.
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lovelywingsart · 1 year
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First sketches of Astarion and Emelia, a ship I'm calling TaintedCopper <3
Both called 'The Barbarian and her Rogue' or 'The Vampire and his Wolf'~ uwu
Get it? Because she's Wolf heart Wildheart- ... I'll see myself out-
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year
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Schnarkos: Director’s Cut
Jaune: *wearing a suit for fancy date night at Weiss’s favorite Atlas restaurant* What time is Weiss supposed to get here?
Pyrrha: *in an elegant sleeveless dress that shows off her muscular arms and shoulders* Let’s ask the host!
Pyrrha: *steps forward* Excuse me, we’re looking for a miss Weiss Schnee?
Host: Of course! I’ll let miss Schnee know her valet and bodyguard have arrived!
Jaune: …uh, we’re actually meeting her for a date…? We’re actually her boyfriend and girlfriend.
Host: …
Host: …really…?
Jaune/Pyrrha: 😑
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Jaune/Weiss: *walking into gym*
Greeter: Hello! Is this your first time joining us?
Weiss: Yes, but we’re actually here to see Pyrrha!
Greeter: Oh! Well, miss Nikos is currently training another client, but there’s a slot available afterwards?
Greeter: *glances at noodle Jaune and smol petite Weiss* And you’re in luck, we’re running a special on strength training for building up some muscle mass!
Jaune: Was that really necessary…? 😭
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Arc Family: *sitting down to big dinner with Jaune’s visiting girlfriends*
Papa Arc: Ahh! It’s so nice to sit down to a home-cooked dinner with my wife and my eight beautiful children!
Papa Arc: …wait a minute…
Papa Arc: *starts counting heads* …one…two, three…four, five, six…seven…eight…
Papa Arc: *gets to Pyrrha and Weiss* …nine, ten…? But I could’ve SWORN…
Weiss: Mister Arc, please, we’re Jaune’s girlfriends!
Pyrrha: We’ve already been through this twice!
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evil-sometimes · 5 months
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notes while watching latest ep:
ANKARNA ART
"when u see her you'll feel like urself again, I get it ur girlfriend's out of town" 😭
fig coming in with the power of love!!
emily axford ily, figayda ily, brennan why did u take away her gf !!!
a saving throw for the worldddd fig u are a legend no one will ever come close
K2 ART UNION JACK BIKE SHORTS insaneeee i cant
not k2 hitting on fabian, fabian u can't escape the complicated women, ur swag is too weird
*bad british accent* "shes smol as fuck mate"
the rain animation 👍
figs feign death plan is off the walls as usual and i love her
deadpan voice "eugenia shadow has given u her phone number"
truly the most obvious person to text to do a tattoo designed
crisps in the bin
murphs reactions throughout kristens whole downtime are wild HWAT DOES HE KNOW
"i gotta go talk to my friend murph" yeah me too whats going onn
bucky :(( :(((((
a courageous choice to make. my god is about freefall
kristen being a good big sister!!!! kristen being a good cleric!!! 😭
seeing kristen lose all of her stress tokens is so cathartic
blimey
Lydia could be ankarnas champion??
AYDA METEOR LOVE MESSAGE BEING SENT THROUGH THE STARS SINCE BEFORE THEY EVEN MET
oh cool murph nat20
oh shit !! theyre pulling up the jace and porter thing from soph yr
MURPH NAT 20 FUCJING PORTER FUCKING PALADIN EMILY AXFORD WITH THE BEST INSTINCTS IN THE GAME
zacs face when the screen goes blank and he realises that the shit teacher to gorgug is the bad guy too
barbarian healing meaning shit but hes multiclass what a fucking godamn hypocrite
(at this point i starting baking a loaf of bread whil i watched so i stopped taking notes)
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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Platonic yandere yautja x human child reader
Aww dad yautja😊 I didn't write for yautjas in months!! Hopefully u enjoy it!! Also i used they/them for kid. No tw, only cuteness and wholesome dad figure yautja👹 request open
Dad yautja with human kid
Bro is confused ??? Tf??? Why is there a child here??
He either found them abandoned in middle of nowhere or accidentally killed their perents, by 'accidentaly' i mean ofc he wanted to kill them he just didn't know there was a child nearby and now he feels bad
Kinda finds human pups ugly😭 why are you so smol and loud wtf
Dad!yautja after he kinda adopts y/n he gets too overprotective! Like dude won't leave their side at all, especially when you guys are outside; dude will pick them up and just carry around.
Can't cook to save his life, he kinda set kitchen on fire. And humans cant eat raw meat, so now you are on fruit diet for now (and veggies)
Had this parental instinct to teach them everything, how to shoot, find food, basic self-defence, overall taking good care of themselfs. But he kinda likes that he has to provide for them, it gives him control yknow
When he carries them around everywhere! He acually lets them sit on his shoulders or just hang on his neck😓😍
Cant say no to those cute big eyes! Yes he will let them 'decorate' his armor (with glitter and stickers) and he will let them paint his nails and he will lisen to them gossip about their friends.
If his kid is a little artist and walks up to him and says "papa i drew you!" He does not care that he looks like a lizard nor that they didn't color it perfectly. Dude is purring, picking y/n up and he carries this drawing in pocket everywhere
Other yautjas say that he spoils them, but he disagrees! Your a HUMAN baby, i mean yeah your basically one of yautjas now but!!! Your tiny! And your skin is so squishy!!!
He had to learn how to comb their hair cuz at some point y/n simply refused to cut it (me too lil guy) and he respects them so much he won't just do something against them
Kinda wishes he could understand human body language more
Also about body language i can imagine kid just kinda mimicing yatuja body language and habits. Like dad!yatuja will say "child please go to bed its late" the kid will just angry respond with a hiss👹 "hsssss👽🦎" "?????" If yaujtas had eyebrows, he would rise them
If y/n is a girl, and she has her first period? Dude panics! HUHH WHAT BLOOD??? FROM WHERE!?? UHHHH????
Dude tries to be a perfect father figure, he tries to have similar intrests with his kid so they can connect more, but if y/n is totally not into hunting, collecting, nature themed stuff, Yautja is more than happy to catch up with whatever teens are into this days, but he will judge the hell out of tv shows (if they watch any)
I kinda forgot it suppose to be yandere so it turned out to be just wholesome im so sorry
Understands that kid needs privacy but he will just go invisible mode and lurk in shadows! Like what if somone attacks you??? Or worse! What if you meet some humans that he doenst like??? What if they will tell y/n all lies about what 'bad war crimes' he commited and what 'murderous' his kind is!! Those are lies pls dont lisen to humans
No boy/girlfriends!!! Nuh uh!! Your his little baby you cant go doing all those... things... with some human. ugh! this person probably can't even hunt for you!! Or give you nice treasures!! Or build a pretty nest!! Why would you like them my child?? Look at all those trophies i gathered for all those years! You should stay here!
He loves the fact that he lives in some wild ass jungle and y/n cant leave him due to all those dangers around, plus he loves that y/n will always stay tiny(in comparison obviously) and weak so be basically needs to provide for them! Right???
I used x reader tags ONLY to reach bigger audience
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puzzled-pegasus · 4 months
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Orel and Christina hcs
When they have phone calls as teens Both of them lay on their beds kicking their legs and twirling their fingers in the telephone wire and talk to each other forever like girlfriends loll
They go to prom together and along with dressing up, Orel either gets a fancy cane special for the occasion or snazzes up his normal one
Clay and Poppit also get weirdly excited for their respective children about prom and they help them get ready and Blorberta is like "thats nice" but Art is like "should she really be going with this boy, she could get into drugs or alcohol or she could lose her virginity or blah blah whatever she should be going with girlfriends or even better, not at all" wnd Poppit's just like thats nice Art, anyway what color dress do you want sweetie (not that she cares about her because she's Christina's Clay but she just likes pretending shes a good parent in big moments)
Also steph does Christina's makeup because her parents dont want her wearing makeup
Since Orel and Christina both eventually get permanently injured by their respective parents' negligence, they worry over each others' health a lot
They have a lot of late night conversations either in person or on the phone that end with one or both of them in tears
Art keeps threatening to shoot Orel for the crime of being a boy that his daughter likes, but Orel's like "i ain't scared of him, my own dad already shot me!"
Both of them are extremely starved of jusy like normal affection with no cost or anything attached so they are always naturally as close as they can possibly be like a pair of attracting little magnets lol
one time Joe told them that if they keep putting their foreheads together their heads will eventually grow together and get stuck, and they were just like "aw that doesn't sound so bad"
When they get married they get a dog and a cat together
They don't invite their parents to their wedding but Shapey and Block are invited as well as Danielle and whoever Christina's Danielle is and also Stephanie
They are both strong enough to pick each other up but Christina can't lift Orel for more than a few seconds once they're past the age of like 14 lol
although it's fair because Orel's scarred knee joint prevents him from being able to lift her for too long
they're the same height at 12 but Orel gets taller and Christina stays tiny like she doesn't get bigger than 5 feet lol I just really like the idea of smol christina
I mean Orel's not that tall either but still probably between like 7 and 10 inches taller than her
Both of them go to Stephanie for advice, sometimes together and sometimes separately, as they realize more and more how shitty their parents' advice is
Stephanie gave Christina an extra ear piercing besides the "one earring per ear" she was allowed to have and her parents were furious lol
she also puts makeup on her sometimes
Side note, I feel like Christina's parents would accuse Stephanie of grooming their daughter if they knew she's a lesbian
Logically Revs is really happy for Orel and Christina but he also gets really annoyed when he sees PDA so he's just like "orel why don't you and your little sweetheart get a room so the rest of us don't have to think about how we can't all be as happy as you guys are" lol and Orel's like "gee sorry Reverend we just like each other so much it's hard not to be right up close to each other like a couple of peas in a pod :3" and Rev is just "yeah whatever grumble grumble" and walks away
i've said this before but i just know Orel and Christina have the sweetest but corniest pet names for each other that you just cant be mad at because they say them so sincerely. Mayhaps I'll have to make a list of examples :3
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bunny584 · 2 months
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No one:…..
Absolutely no one:….
Me:….yea so I’m gonna buy myself a lil treat with no where to wear said treat 🥰♥️
Big mirror smol bun, but I think it’s a yes to the dress, no? There are some company get togethers for my smattering of boyfriends and girlfriends that i can wear it to at some point. Will get it hemmed/wear 4 inch heels at least.
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bruciemilf · 2 years
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Puberty with the boys is never a big deal for fem!Bruce. The PROBLEM happens when her little birds become taller than her. Her empty nest syndrome goes into overdrive and she just mcfreakin’ loses it.
The first time Tim (who she secretly thought might be smol forever) reaches above her to hand her something off a tall shelf, she lies down and doesn’t get up for days.
*Dick calling Clark*: Please come collect your girlfriend. Damian grew two inches and I don’t know how long we can avoid him standing next to her.
This is so funny as a Emilia Clarke! Bruce Wayne truther. That woman's growth stomped at 5'2 out of sheer spite for all the damage she puts her body through. Alfred grumbles. Not at all because of your laughable eating habits. Not at all.
If anything, Damian resents that he's growing? He shouldn't grow. He doesn't want to look down to talk to his mother with that gentle sadness like Dick and Jason do. It's not like she can just pick them up like she used to. She can carry them, and she does, but it's just not the same.
He shall not. He'll be her baby forever. Fuck milk. 9
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thegamingcatmom · 4 months
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Good morning! (Here its morning at least lol) I was wondering if we could get some HC perhaps on how the sisters behave when their smol human is sick? Or hurt, or yk merely feeling down, we all have bad days and I am sure reader is no exception, is going to be fun to know how they handle the situation, they gonna be all loving and soft all over reader? panic? Yell at each other trying to look for a solution? Will Tanya have to go all coven leader on them? So many options!
Thanks in advance and have a great week!(:
Hey there!
I think it was actually late evening for me, lol. Time zones do be confusing sometimes. 🙃
Aight, lemme tell you this: You better be "just" sick or feeling down because it´s simply a shitty day for ya. Because if someone else was responsible for your state? Yeah...good luck to that person. And to you for the sheer impossible feat of trying to contain three raging bulls.
Right so, I´ll start with the most obvious one:
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Irina Denali aka Big Mama
I mean...it´s in the name. She´s mama. She´s got a natural instinct to nourish and preen and coddle. She´s the one I consider the most maternal out of the sisters, so she will know what to do instantly.
Depending on your woe, she will swarm you with blankets and meds and soup and chocolate and cuddles ofc, can´t forget those. One of the many perks of dating a vampire: You can cuddle (or smooch, in Tanya´s case) as much as you want without getting your partner sick too. ✅
She´ll be your ear if you need to vent about how absolutely dreadful your day was. She´ll be your shoulder if the need to cry it all out becomes too overwhelming. She´ll be your cooling pad if you´re down with a bad fever. Whatever you need in that moment, she´ll provide it for you.
You´re her babygirl, and she will coo at you and sing you the sweetest of lullabies as you fall asleep in her arms.
The safest place on earth.
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Tanya Denali aka Mother Hen
I think Tanya would feel extremely torn between the need, and the instinct to care for you. Like, ofc as your girlfriend/wife/mate there´s this need and desire to protect and care for you. She´s similar to Irina, in that aspect. Always ready to get you anything you might need or want, always ready to swarm you with love and affection. Anything to make her dove feel nice and cozy.
But then there´s the fact she´s also the coven leader, and that comes with its very own set of instincts. At least that´s how I like to imagine it. As a leader, she has a natural instinct to protect and, more importantly, to provide for the members of her coven. Those instincts go through the roof in trying times.
...Such as her smol hooman being sick/in poor condition. She´s experiencing double the pressure to care for you - both as your mate AND as a leader. She´ll be torn between laying down with you and being up and about to find things to, well, provide you with. You know how a dog will find all kinds of toys and plonk! them in its tiny human´s lap? Not quite knowing what will satisfy the smol human, but damn willing to try anyway? That´s kinda how it is for Tanya, lol.
One minute she will be cuddling with you, the next minute she´s up to search for stuff to bring you. She´s kinda interfering with her own care, lol. It´s as hilarious as it is exhausting, especially when her tiny human wants nothing more than to have those strong arms wrapped around her.
Sighs, being a leader´s mate can be so taxing.
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Kate Denali aka First Time Mom
I mean...she´s putting in real effort, she really is. It´s actually quite adorable. She´ll be fussing about, frantic hand waving and all, as she flits from room to room in search of...something. Anything, really. She feels overwhelmed because her instincts are screaming at her, but it´s like she´s running on the wrong frequency. She´s made for fighting and worshipping, not nursing.
As your mate though, she´s eager to please and damn determined to win this battle.
...She´ll ask Irina or Tanya for guidance first, though. Probs Irina because it´s the lesser blow to her ego. And also because her little sister is such a Mom as it is, it´s like she´s got it etched in her DNA or something. However, she struggles quite a bit with actively seeking help. It´s not something she´s used to...at all. She´s a warrior, for god´s sake. She´s fought battles so gruesome that explaining them in detail would turn even the strongest stomach.
But, well...even the greatest warriors need a helping hand from time to time. And when it comes to you? She´ll do anything.
One thing´s for certain though: Never in her life had a battle been this nerve-wracking before.
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I agree with you that there´s just SO many options on how this could go down. I really like your ideas with them yelling at each other in complete and utter desperation on how to handle this, or Tanya going all coven leader "You will fix this." on her sisters because she herself doesn´t know how to handle it. xD
It always depends on the situation I´d say. But you´ve defo given me some new thoughts to think and feelings to feel, so perhaps I´ll include some of it in my WIP. ^^
Thanks a lot for your ask & have a great weekend! 💋
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thatjaxgirl · 1 month
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tall girlfriend x smol boyfriend
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i haven't drawn my beloved john doe so here i grew 5'7 and i imaige him as 5'3 yes my tits are that big
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mintosis · 2 months
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My partner keeps teasing me. They call me "smol" and "tiny" but they should think again when calling their girlfriend who can reach cosmic sizes things like that~
They/Them for Sage (tiny) and Any pronouns for Minty (big)!
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jamiesfootball · 11 months
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Opinions on Nathan Shelley? I think he’s a way more interesting character than people give him credit for and I think the fandom goes way harder on him for his actions than they do on say, Jamie or Rebecca. probably because with Jamie we only see him suck shit and then improve throughout the show but with Nate we get the whole arc. Anyways I’m rotating him in my head microwave sound mmmmmm
I like Nate a lot! I wrote a fairly lengthy post a while back about how him and Ted misunderstood each other throughout season 2. This being tumblr, I can't find that post anymore, but yes. Nate Shelley. Big fan. I love me an insecure, highly intelligent, sensitive nelly who gets one taste of power and accidentally lets it corrupt him. I like a character who has grown used to kindness and respect being expected from him, but never given. I like a little guy whose struggle is that he learns what he thinks is self-respect but is actually just a new form of self-hatred. I like a smol bean who eventually realizes that actually, the kindness was one of the parts of himself he did like, and he has to learn how to do it all over again without falling back into bad habits. I like a gifted kid who never succeeded until he did, but then still didn't know how not to be a disappointment. And I love love love characters who play violins. One of my top weaknesses, that.
Shame the didn't do anything thrilling with his story though. Messy season 3 plot, and way too divorced from the other characters. I did eventually grow to love his girlfriend (once they gave her dialogue that wasn't canned from the box), but honestly I didn't need the focus of it.
Nate's conversation with his dad, while cathartic, didn't feel earned from a directorial perspective. I think even showing us a little bit of his dad cracking in some of the earlier scenes with him would've spoken volumes to get the audience there. Like, I see how it happened, but I didn't see it happen, you know?
Nate and Beard and the loaf of meth? Excellent. 10/10.
The fact that after that initial scene of Nate as a coach we never see him interact with any of the West Ham players again? Booooooo. Missed opportunity. Especially given that West Ham was actually successful throughout his tenure. That could've been interesting parallel to Ted's tenure as a coach at Richmond - the coach who is successful at the game but not necessarily the players vs the coach who is successful with the players but not necessarily the game.
(Yes, I think the football show needed more football.)
Instead we got scenes with Nate and the higher ups at West Ham, who are all some version of worse than him, and while that highlighted how much Nate didn't fit in there, it didn't serve him much in terms of narrative growth.
Oh, and then the finale kind of forgot about him and handwaved the rest of his story. But the finale forgot about a lot of things and then handwaved the rest of the story.
But back to your original question- Nate Shelley? Very interesting character.
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1donoow · 1 year
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STRANGER THINGS FANFICS REC PT.4
[Fanfics i've read]
edited
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♡ - smut
Most of them are fluff
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peter ballard
chrissy cunningham
max mayfield
billy hargrove
gareth emerson
steve harrington
eddie munson
@lovetohate001 - I’ll Bring You The Sun As Daisies
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peter ballard
@kaylawritesfics - ___
@galactic-magick - reader hugging him for the first time
@could-it-be-a-dream - desperate time ♡
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chrissy cunningham
@helpwhatsthis - bruises and bambi
@chrissysluvr - missing you
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max mayfield
@just-my-fandom - dating max and being steve's little sister
@ghostspideys-moved - ___
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@boizandgurlzinthehouse - being billy's younger sister and helping max
billy hargrove
@multifandombookstore - billy dating a sweet girl
@imaginesbykesia - soft!billy hargrove hc
@big-toe-energy - dating billy includes
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gareth emerson
@myuninterestinglifestory - dating gareth hc
@darkwhitevintage - hc
- i love you first
@shylemon - gareth dating an artist!reader would include
- gareth having a s/o that's punk and plays in a band
- gareth dating an autistic!reader would include
- gareth dating a short!reader
@bunni-writing-desk - headcannon
- ___
@lovely--lover - nsfw
- gareth as a boyfriend
@licensedqueerio - gareth hc no one asked for
@demowogorgon - live wire
@wherethecolorswontgo - smutty headcannon
- headcannon
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steve harrington
@hotforharrington - one kiss
@pappydaddy - opposites
@dreadmars - poly with steve and eddie
@xtrafluffyteddy - beach day with steddie
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eddie munson
@itsactuallywhitewolf - what i think dating eddie munson would be like
@f4irydaydreams - mike and dustin finds out about eddies secret girlfriend
@unlikelyempathpruneauthor - being dustin's parent pt.2 (kinda)
@loveronlineee - are you mad at me?
@milkiane - i was made for lovin' you
@rafesmuse - having more tattoos than eddie
@jasm1nelily - you're the only woman
@lokislittlemidgardian - dnd and colouring in
@p3terparker - gossiping boyfriend
@helpwhatsthis - eddie's sugar mommy hc
@poisonedprose - comfort hugs
@luvamps - friday im in love
@jamespottersmommy - calling him puppy
@adriannamunson - little miss perfect
@imagines-all-day-everyday -bat outta hell
@mrvlbimbo - uncle wayne
- uncle wayne and bimbo!reader
- bimbo!reader with a gazillion stuffed animals
@hiding-in-my-blanket-fort - Headcanons for Eddie x fem!Reader who is a shy, anxious smol bean
@sunflowersteves - family video
@geekfanficwriter - caught somewhere in time pt.2
@hawkins-losers - eddie introducing reader to wayne
- wake up
@lovely--lover - eddie munson and wayne munson things
- eddie with a artist partner
@kaylawritesfics - being best friend with eddie
- eddie having a crush on a quiet! reader
@xdirtyx - who's gonna tell henderson first hc
- dating eddie and having adhd
@over--and-out - headcannon
@puppy-coded - haircut
@kyloxox - eddie as a boyfriend
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mackthecheese · 1 month
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I don't wanna rb cause one of them is on here, but the talking points of the evening so far have been
1. Burning the American flag should be considered heresy and the act of a traitor
2. The ppl threatening to kill abortion doctors were based
3. Bodyshaming a quote "big huge man-girl" and her "girlfriend, i think, I dunno they were really weird"
4. Michelle Obama is definitely a man cause "look, she's kinda an uggo girl"
5. Not as bad but kinda making me feel bad for eating chocolate
6. Learning I've kissed a guy before and being weird abt it (why. we're all 18+)
I posted abt it earlier but I learned today the dress code at the school I used to go to states that the girls can't wear yoga pants unless they're QUOTE "skinny minis". One of these girls is the person who made that rules daughter
I'm so disappointed. I've known these girls for 10 years and never realized how low key hateful they were
Sorry for ranting, I'm anxiously clammed up trying not to start anything
Jesus fucking Christ…
These girls need a serious wake-up call to realize that there is more to life than just cishet white conservative Christian ideology. A bit of a come-to-Jesus moment, if you will. What ever happened to “love thy neighbor??”
1. Burning old or damaged American flags is a sign of honor and respect. What the actual fuck are they talking about????
2. Aborting babies is EVIL MURDER, but killing whole-ass human adults is… not… evil??????? HELLO????
3. A big huge man girl sounds really cute actually and I bet their girlfriend is hot too
4. Ummm… I honestly don’t even know how to dispute this one. Do they have eyes??? Because I’m not sure they do…
5. Eating chocolate (especially dark chocolate) in moderation has been proven to reduce stress. It is genuinely, actually healthy to have a little chocolate treat. And even if it wasn’t, they can fuck all the way off with that BS.
6. What. Just… what???????????
7. What in the smol doggo live laugh love pupperoni fuck is that supposed to mean
I can’t tell you how to live your life, but I would seriously consider cutting all of or at least most of them out of your life if they’re gonna make you feel so miserable about such little things like kissing a guy or eating chocolate. Do they know any joy in their lives? I really wonder.
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happilychaengs · 2 years
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Sup :) Could pretty please do a Blackpink reaction to their s/o being a smol bean buutt they are muscular and strong af ;)
Thanks in advance bby
i really couldn't imagine the small part but i tried my best and secondly who are you to call me bby? hmm? that's only reserved for my girlfriend who doesn't exist unless anyone wants to? joking. unless?
anyways enjoy
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Blackpink reaction to S/O being small but muscular/strong
jisoo
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you were so cute. seriously. you were small and you'd always dress up in her oversized hoodies and it was the cutest thing ever but when the warm weather rolled around, you couldn't help but change your style.
you two hadn't gone past just kissing at this point so when jisoo walked in on you changing she couldn't help but internally squeal and cover her eyes with her hands, sometimes peeking through. that cute notion she had of you was thrown out the window as she saw your body. you were so toned. way more than she thought you were. the rest of the day, her mind was filled with bad thoughts of you. horrible thoughts. lustful thoughts and she'd hoped you wouldn't be able to tell.
jennie
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jennie absolutely adored you. at the mere sight of you, she could come down from anything. you were just so small and cute that she thought you couldn't even hurt a fly. until you proved her very wrong.
when the two of you were out on a casual walk, you could't help but notice the group of people eyeing your girl down. hooting and cat calling as if she was an object. jennie was fine dealing with it. it happened to her almost everyday but you couldn't. she watched you quickly let go of her hand as you stomped over, fists clenched as you told them off.
"what are you going to do midget? you can't protect your girlfriend."
and holy shit. they were dead wrong. you didnt pull any punches as you made your way back to jennie, a whole pile of bodies behind you and a wide smile on your face.
"no one talks about my girl like that." you explained as she looked at you eyes widened in awe.
rosé
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you were small. well... not small per se but you were shorter than she was and by that categorization, she'd call you small. she loved how she could be the big spoon in the relationship but her entire mindset changed when she caught you working out.
the way the sweat dropped down your body as you were doing your workouts made her feel things. it highlighted and accentuated your features even more and you weren't weak at all contrary to whatever previous thoughts she had of you before. you were lifting... heavy. insanely heavy for someone of your stature.
she will probably never admit it but she wish those hands of yours lifting the weights were grabbing her instead. gripping her. groping her. doing unspeakable acts only you and her knew about. she wanted you to absolutely fucking rai- (i'm not finishing this. interpret this how you will)
lisa
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the two of you were an infamous couple. while she was the main dancer of a world renowned group, you were off doing your own thing teaching others how to dance in your own studio. but a big pet peeve you had was when your soon to be newbie students thought you were a fellow student alongside them because of your small size. it pained you so.
so you had decided to hold a little performance for all of them just to really show them who their teacher would be alongside your beautiful and very talented girlfriend lisa. you two practiced day and night to hold the best performance you could even if it was just a demonstration and there was just this one part lisa was worried about. the part where you had to completely pick her up and put her above your head.
she couldn't think that you'd be able to do it until you actually did. you picked her up right of her feet and she was flailing around screaming to not let her fall but despite it all you two did a pretty bang up job. she truly saw you in a whole new light after that.
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