#smokin goat

[abrandnewshadow]

the conan thing was on his story 06/08/2024

video is from tmillustrations instagram 07/21/2024

[unx100to]

helpppp 💀💀

[semataryyyy]

LYRICS 4 666 PLSSS??

CHE - 666

triple

six

six

six

i’m

so

Fukn

Sick

TRIPLE

SIX

SIX

SIX

IM

SO

FUCKEN

SICK

fuckboy look at my Mufhucken Wrist

Damn

And i got it without Signin no deal

Bitch

But i can still get on that devil shit

Bitch

And ur Bitch like it I’ll take Ya bitch

Bitch

fuck A crucifix on Devil shit

Imma crucifix my wrist

grab My mask devil shit

Brietling bloody Wrissst

shawty carve my name All up on her ribsssss

n scream my name out her lips sass

when i give her this dirty ass 30 inch Dog demon dickkkkkk

six six six six

shawty hide my 30 stick

n pour me some pink quickkkkkk

my evil bitch lickin all night on my dick

smokin cancer sticks by the river styx

i told you that i was sickkkkk

ur boyfriends a lil bitch

my true religion jean pocket filled with them yeller oxy pills

burnin Hundred dollar bills

crucifyn on Ya gurlllll

six six six chevy Donk whips in a circle on the hill

yeaa grave man take your lil lamb n ur lil bands i’m a demon goat 4Real

[bigasswritingmagnet]

The Jagerfrät, Part 2: Lunch and Learn

Modern day AU Agatha goes to Mechanicsburg University and discovers another part of her family legacy: The Jägerfrat. After rescuing/being discovered by three of the fraternity members, they buy her lunch, and Dimo gives her an impromptu history lesson.

Chapter 1 | AO3 Link

It was technically Theta Phi Theta Fraternity, but they were known to one and all as the Jägerfrat. It was the oldest fraternity in the country, and probably the most notorious. They were popular on Mechanicsburg University grounds, and absolutely nowhere else. On their own, they were a troublemaking rabble, known for drinking bars dry, picking fights, and tipping poorly.

But when a Heterodyne arrived…

Agatha had heard the stories. They’d burned a bar down. They’d terrorized every university within driving distance with “pranks” that usually resulted in real bodily harm and property damage in the thousands - minimum. They were the reason the Galați Goats no longer had a live animal mascot.

Every Heterodyne who had ever gone to Mechanicsburg University (which was all of them) had been a member.

Except for the last two.

“I mean, I wasn’t there, but we’re big on like, oral history and shit, y’know, so I know how it went down. It was like...everybody can’t like everybody, but the dudes didn’t even want to know us, y’know? We were embarrassing to them.”

Dimo had won the most emotionally charged game of rock-paper scissors Agatha had ever seen, and therefore was the one who got to ride with Agatha and give directions to a place that served ‘the most dope-ass sandwiches you ever ate in your life, no joke’. He sat slouched in the seat with his knees pressed against the dashboard, twirling his baseball cap on his finger. With each revolution, the enamel snarling demon face pinned to the brim caught the sunlight in a brief flash of gold.

“They made everybody tone it way, wayyy down. No more ragers, no more raids, no more anything . And the frat was not happy about it—I heard one guy straight up tried to knife them.”

“ What?”

“Yeah! Got expelled and everything, it was wild. The house heads burned his name off the wall with a fuckin’ blowtorch.”

Agatha knew why Uncle Barry had never told her stories about things he and his brother had done, but...maybe he could have squeezed in a few? Dropped casual hints? Something to prepare her for the inevitable reveal, the day she would have to face her legacy.

“If everyone was so unhappy about it, why did they do it?”

Dimo looked blank.

“Do what?”

“My father and Uncle Barry didn’t even join the fraternity; what authority did they have to tell the Jägers how to run it?”

“They were the Heterodynes,” Dimo said.

“But they weren’t in the fraternity.”

“But they were the Heterodynes,” Dimo said again. Suddenly he grinned and sat up, jamming his hat back on his head. “Turn here! This is it!”

“ This is the place?” Agatha exclaimed. Despite her trepidation, she obeyed the instruction and pulled into the parking lot of what she had assumed was an abandoned shack left over from a horror movie set.

Twenty minutes later, she was sitting on a half-rotten picnic table and staring down, wide eyed, at the perfectly pressed ham and cheese panini she had just tentatively bitten into.

“This is...the best thing I have ever tasted in my life,” she marveled.

“Told you, bro!” Maxim said. Beside him, Oggie managed to shove half a triple-decker club sandwich into his mouth in one bite.

“The guy who runs it used to be in the frat, sorta, so we get free sodas,” Dimo said.

“Also his granddaughter is smokin’ hot and totally into me,” Maxim said, preening.

“She is so not,” Oggie said.

“How the fuck would you know?” Maxim demanded.

“Cause you flirted with her and she hit you with a side of meat.”

“That was an accident, and she gave me her number after,” Maxim said, glaring.

“How can you sorta be in a fraternity?” Agatha asked, taking another bite of her sandwich.

“You hang around the house and help out with the parties, but you don’t do any of the pledging or drink the Jägerdraught.”

Agatha’s brow furrowed.

“Drink the what?”

The three boys glanced at each other, and Agatha sighed.

“I know very little about what my family used to do,” she said. “Outside of rumor and what I got off of the internet, I know almost nothing. Uncle Barry never liked to talk about it. He and my father worked hard to distance themselves from all of it, and he tried to do the same for--to me. You said they were embarrassed about it, I'm starting to think they were ashamed of it."

“Are you?” Dimo asked.

The table went quiet. The three Jägers were staring at her with startlingly solemn expressions. They didn’t know it, but it was a question that Agatha had been considering for a while now. Even not counting the college shenanigans, her family had been responsible for shady business deals, violent corporate take overs, and more tax fraud than you could shake a stick at.

But when she’d visited Mechanicsburg University last spring, she’d found herself drawn to it in a way she couldn’t quite name.

“I still have to go sign in and get my dorm keys,” she said, “but I’d like to see the fraternity house when I’m done.”

Their eyes lit up, and there was as much relief as excitement, but before a word could be said, a shadow fell over the table.

“ Where the hell have you idiots been?”

The girl standing over them was a few years older than Agatha. She had flaxen-blonde hair that was almost white, and furious brown eyes that bored into each young man in turn. Agatha could see the sunburn on her cheeks, despite the large sunhat on her head. Which—Agatha almost couldn’t believe her eyes—had a Jäger symbol pinned to the purple ribbon on the top.

“Jenka!” Maxim cried, winningly. Oggie let out an oof as a shaggy brown head the size of a toddler shoved itself over his shoulder, black eyes fixed on Oggie’s sandwich.

“Ayy, Füst, my man!” Oggie said with delight, and pulled out a slice of chicken for the dog.

“Why are none of you assholes answering your phones, where the fuck is my car, and who the hell is this?”

The three boys grinned broadly.

“This,” Dimo said, and Oggie and Maxim drummed their hands on the table in a drum roll. “Is Agatha. Heterodyne.”

“Tadaaaa!”

[sunbookie]

GOAT vs. Smokin' Joe. Legendary...

[boycritter]

smokin w a mountain goats fan we’re getting hiiiiigh unicorn tolerance

[thankyouforthev3n0m]

Aye, it's DubDaddy on the track

Not a rapper, but I thought I'd have a crack

Another song, another bar, another stack

We keep coming back now we're picking up the slack

Get laid, get paid, gatorade

Trigger treats sweet but can't beat the blade

It's Halloween bitch it's time to get made

You better lock up or you're gonna get slayed

Aye the boys are comin in

Got lit last night on the cherry gin

Smokin gas, eating ass, now committing sin

We going large like Amy Schumer's second chin

Hey everybody my name is JoshDub

When I don't do crime I talk shit at the club

I like corona no lime and having a tug

I get my bread no crust cause you know I'm a thug

It's Halloween, my girl cook and clean

Doing flips in the sheets, call that trick and treat

In the back of a Bentley and we got on rings

Riding in the streets shouting scary things

The Boys in town and we hunting clowns

Couple Kings with a couple crowns (dank memes)

Scaring kids while we're blowing clouds

It's Mully in the back and your bitch is getting ploughed

It's spooky and cold on this dreadful night

But we got some beauties in our sight

We love the shadows, and fear the light

But we'll steal your girl with one quick bite

On Halloween you can hear many sounds

Some screaming, some crying in the background

But if I see some kind of creepy clown

Oh you better believe it's going down

All the witches they be on me, with glee

When I walk up in a room its a party

Got no reflection but there's one thing you can see

All competition running scared as they should be

Never giving out our secrets I'm like (hush hush)

Wiping away all the haters like a (brush brush)

We be stealing all your candy in a (rush rush)

Dropping songs and videos that always (crush crush)

Got these demons in my head overwhelming me with fear and dread

(Dread dread dread)

Screaming in my bed, keep me grinding till I'm dead

(Dead dead dead)

Spirits in my mind come to visit me from time to time

(Time time time)

People say I'm sick but I swear to God I'm fine

(I'm fine, I'm fine)

Trick or Treat, excuse me what the fuck is this?

Candy corn, Bit O Honey, one Hershey Kiss

Que no sabes que me dicen el Mexorcist

If you don't know who I am, then I'll tell you what it is

Got a blanket to protect me and a wooden cross

I sprinkle holy water to show demons who's boss

I make videos to scare all the kiddos

And I'll exorcise your Tia with a bag of hot Cheetos

I shook Freddy Kruger's hand

Grow harder than the grudge

Make Pennywise float too

And give Huggy Wuggy a hug

I got good at hide and seek

You can always ask the fed

I put poison in your goat

Now that chupacabras dead

I live in the States, born in Monterey

Got a gringa by my side

She can cook some frijoles

I cross the border and la migra said

'hey, come on down but you just can't stay'

Running and hiding and walking and fighting

You don't got the papers to even be trying

To say it was easy then I would be lying

Soy un inmigrante con gran corazón

empeze recojiendo la bazura de tu escalon

Y ahora ocupo la pantallo de tu abitación

Asta parece yo tomo gasolina.

Te incendió con mi rap eso es pura adrenalina

Mi tierra la extraño nunca olvidare mi casa

Un saludo para todos mis latinos y mi raza

Now give me the Reeses cup bitch

Yada yada yada yada, something bout a square

New meme Juice Box bout to go Blair

Like the Witch, that's the sitch

Halloween night bout to wake up in a ditch.

And I'm stacking up dinero

Got this young man feeling like George Romero

Pick the bone clean always saw it in the tarots

Dig a little deeper boy you almost skipped the marrow

I don't really know

I don't really know

Yada yada

Yada yada

My goldfish took a little holiday

Left me feeling sour like that Minute Maid

One day he said he want to go to outer space

So I made a little rocket outta Gatorade bottles

Catch your grandma at the Walmart

And she gonna catch the fade

I don't really give a fuck

Im just tryna get paid

I'll smoke your grandad too

If he even looks my way

I'll kick your little sister

In her motherfucking face

That's that shit you learn in Florida

When you smoking K2

Hold that shit up in my chest

Boy I'm bout to turn blue

Im might mosey down to Target

Man and buy me that canoe

@jadest0ne

[theoihalioistuff]

You are the goat 🐐 🗣️

Awww I wish. Thanks though that's so kind of you <3 If I am to be any goat though, I choose to be the one with a gorgon head (probably) and a smokin' hot bod:

[Regarding the Goat star in the constellation Auriga] "Some have called Aex [αἴξ; goat] the daughter of the Sun, who surpassed many in beauty of body, but in contrast to this beauty, had a most horrible face. Terrified by it, the Titans begged Earth to hide her body, and Earth is said to have hidden her in a cave in the island of Crete. Later she became nurse of Jove, as we have said before. But when Jupiter, confident in his youth, was preparing for war against the Titans, oracular reply was given to him that if he wished to win, he should carry on the war protected with the skin of a goat, aigos [αἰγὸς], and the head of the Gorgon. The Greeks call this the aegis." (Hyginus Astro. 2.13.7)

— Goat aryballos (perfume bottle). Cambridge, Fitzwilliam Museum GR.20.1932

[songcharshowdown]

Meet the Contestants!

Welcome back to the Song Character Showdown! I hope you enjoyed our day off, because things are just getting started. Polling doesn't begin until March 26th, so you'll have the next few days to campaign. Tag us in your campaigns or submit them to us directly.

You can find a transcript of the first rounds below!

Side A

The Northcote Family from Family Tree by Radical Ace vs. Cotton Eye Joe from Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

The Fabulous Killjoys from The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys by My Chemical Romance vs. Hamantha from The Ballad of Hamantha by Jack Stauber

St. Jimmy from American Idiot by Green Day vs. Arizona Ranger from Big Iron by Marty Robbins

The Mariner from The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists vs. Jeff and Cyrus from The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton by the Mountain Goats

Muu Kusunoki from MILGRAM vs. The Alpha Couple by the Mountain Goats

Electra Heart from Electra Heart by Marina and the Diamonds vs. Cabinet Man from Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon

Johnnie Redmayne from Lord Huron vs. Smokin' Joe Rudeboy from Smokin' Joe Rudeboy by Tom Cardy

Tobi Otogiri from Kagerou Project vs. Blackbox Warrior from Blackbox Warrior - OKULTRA by Will Wood

The Angel from Transangelic Exodus by Ezra Furman vs. The Shark Fighter from The Shark Fighter! by The Aquabats

The Human Beings from How to Be a Human Being by Glass Animals vs. The Mystery Skulls from The Mystery Skulls

Sara Berry from 35mm: A Musical Exposition vs. A Cat Named Virtute from The Weakerthans

Cobb Avery from Lord Huron vs. Jolene from Jolene by Dolly Parton

The Mekakushi-dan from Kagerou Project vs. Stacy's Mom from Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne

Dr. Worm from Dr. Worm by They Might Be Giants vs. Jonny D'Ville from The Mechanisms

Simon from Hawaii Pt. II by Miracle Musical vs. The Demolition Lovers from Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance

Loki and Sigyn from The Bifrost Incident by The Mechanisms vs. Johnny from The Devil Went Down to Georgia

[windupnamazu]

0mg cholesterol

ffxivwrite2023 #24: girls' night (free day) an informal social gathering of women.

Residents of Lunya's house. Post-Endwalker. 547wc. ⮞ Girls' night! Girls' night! Girls' night!

"Not so fast, Butter," Lunya said sternly as she put herself between the boy and the door to her room. "This is Girls' Night territory; you know you're not allowed to follow Babycorn around like a lost puppy tonight of all nights."

"But I've been to Girls' Night befo—" Butter's protests were cut short as Lunya grabbed him by the shoulders and spun him around, marching him down the hall until they reached the stairs. "I've been practicing new nail art designs!"

Lunya's determined expression remained set in stone. "You're not invited this time."

"MISS LUNYAAAAA," Linnet began to frantically yell back in Lunya's room, "BABYCORN'S TRYING TO EAT THE MUD MASKS AGAINNNNNNNN—"

"Nophica's bleating goat," Lunya muttered as she quickly turned on her bunny-slippered heel and dashed back to her room.

Down in the foyer, several of the boys and people who were invited but didn't particularly feel like participating in Girls' Night were gathered and had watched as Lunya manhandled her pseudo little brother/son thing out of her way.

"Why don't we just host a Boys' Night?" Felis wondered.

"We did a trial run once and it ended up with Coco getting carried away by a seagull," Sirius said grimly from the armchair beside his. He didn't elaborate further.

Butter sighed no less than four separate times as he made his way down the stairs to join the rest of his housemates. He wanted to ask Babycorn about the Mun-Tuy Festival arriving in Gridania in a week but completely forgot about her and Lunya's monthly tradition of holding a slumber party and doing… slumber party things?

Contrary to its name, the Moontide Manor's infamous Girls' Night wasn't a night exclusively for girls—Babycorn's little brother was always there, which Lunya explained was because he was a baby, and so was Majj, who most definitely wasn't a baby or even partially a girl but got a 'free pass' as Lunya's 'silly little rabbit,' whatever that meant, which was ridiculous because he was a Miqo'te and Butter was mixed Viera! And Butter knew how to use a curling iron! It didn't make sense that he wasn't invited!

"You probably got kicked because of your confession to Babycorn," Linnet's uncle Niols said wisely. Butter still didn't know how the entire mansion heard about that before they even got home from Moonfire Faire. "I betcha Miss Lunya wants to gossip."

"You wanna try spying on them?" Oleo asked eagerly. "I know Momoka's gonna talk about how smokin' I am."

"Absolutely not," Sirius said immediately. "And if you try, you're grounded."

"I don't even live here though?!"

"During my last attempt at an infiltration mission, I knocked over a security mammet and got us arrested by the Sharlayan Forum," G'raha said pensively, looking up apologetically at Butter from his book on Allagan gardening techniques, "so I fear I will have to pass."

Butter didn't think the Sharlayan Forum would arrest them if they got caught trying to disturb the sanctity of Girls' Night, but he did know that Lunya Kalangitan Lanya was scarier than every silly-hatted member of that council combined and if even her own husband was against it it was the worst idea imaginable.

"We could try Boys' Night again!" Felis suggested.

"I don't wanna dieeeeeeee," Coco wailed.

[blueiight]

Goat rly gets me he said no homo we smokin dicks thats like. exactly how i think

[posarmeklen]

More expecting Goat content!! Wahoo! Gotta give the people what they want!!!!! By people, I mean person, and by person, I mean me. I drew this a little while ago, but to get everyone else up to speed on who that lass in the left hand corner is - Goat met her out on the prowl as per usual, and after a couple more encounters he was pleasantly surprised to find that the voluptous redhead (named Jackie) was none other than the female version of him. No carbon copy, of course (they had their differences, which would soon enough become apparent), but she could go toe-to-toe with him as far as his catalog of vices, penchant for one-time niche interests/odd anecdotes, raunchy humor, and affinity for science fiction went. Their uncanny bond took on yet another layer of significance when a completely unrelated trip to the ER accompanied by Jen Downtown turned into a two-for-one deal as the medical professionals tending to our hero threw in a "Guess what, though? You ARE also pregnant! Surprise!" Cue Goat momentarily coming to consider odd things for him like raising a child if it meant living an awesome life with this Smokin-Hot-Funny-And-Cool-And-Smart-Piece-Of-Ass, while he also must reconcile the new equal parts carnal and intellectual attraction with the idea that Jackie (who wasn't ready to "settle down", one reason among a few being that she had only been comfortably living as herself post-transition for a couple years now, only the most recent of which had she felt confident enough to date at all, and she needed some time) doesn't feel quite the same and actually might not want anything serious... In the pic on top, I imagine that while the two discussed the pregnancy, Goat "reasoned" with Jackie that what he had in mind wasn't a white picket fence and 2.5 kids (well, 1.5 more after the "accident") and golden retriever, and they could certainly live a wild us-against-the-world nonconformist life together. So nonetheless, whenever it came to her mentioning that she wasn't ready to settle down (I mean, who knows, it's possible she did envision a more traditional life for herself at some point in the future, and preferred to wait for that as opposed to quasi-settling-down with this strange character she didn't mean to get so close to), Goat quipped, "Well, see, that's great, 'cause neither am I!" XD

[nobodysvoice22]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

:)

will not be sending this to anyone else but i will answer bc im sooo generous. heres some stuff ive listened to recently:

it doesn’t matter - sonic adventure

perfume - lovejoy

ballad of smokin joe rudeboy - tom cardy

this year - the mountain goats (i just loop this every new year)

whiskey before breakfast - banjo cover by jelle snelders

thanks for askin 👍

[rabbitcruiser]

National Black Pudding Day

Savoring blood sausage connects taste buds to rich culinary traditions, blending savory notes that captivate discerning palates.

Black pudding is considered to be one of the most important traditional butcher staples in Scotland and Ireland, as well as other places in the UK. Not only placed on breakfast plates at home but also found as a gourmet menu item in fine dining establishments, this time-honored food is certainly worth celebrating and deserves its day in the sun. 

National Black Pudding Day is here to give this tasty delicacy the love it deserves!

History of National Black Pudding Day

The idea behind National Black Pudding Day is to celebrate the craft behind black pudding, which is a traditional product from Britain and Ireland. Having enjoyed a revival of popularity in recent years, black pudding is a diverse and delicious food with an interesting history that goes back to at least the 14th century.

Although there are some variations on flavor, the versions of black pudding from Scotland, Ireland, as well as France and Spain, are basically the same food. Black pudding is a sort of sausage that is typically made from pork blood, or sometimes beef blood, and combined with various fillers such as oats, suet and spices. One particular kind of black pudding, called Stornoway, includes sheep’s lungs as well as the other standard ingredients.

The Irish version of National Black Pudding Day was launched in 2019 when it was started by a collaboration of butchers and chefs including The Smokin’ Butcher, Hugh Macguire, and Darina Allen. The day has been celebrated in early November in Ireland but didn’t gain traction in other places.

Beginning in 2024, a Scottish and UK version of National Black Pudding Day was planned through the support of the National Craft Butchers and Scottish Craft Butchers. With the hope that this foodstuff will receive similar attention as its famous cousin, haggis, National Black Pudding Day has been called for by various people including Scotland’s Black Pudding Champion, butcher Nigel Ovens.

How to Celebrate National Black Pudding Day

Get involved in enjoying and celebrating National Black Pudding Day with some of these ideas to connect with:

Eat Some Black Pudding

Those who live in a place where black pudding is accessible at a local restaurant or pub, National Black Pudding Day would be the perfect time to head on out and celebrate by ordering up a full Irish or an “Irish fry-up”. Enjoy the black pudding with bacon rashers, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, and obviously some traditional Irish soda bread.

Try a New Black Pudding Recipe

With the opportunity to grill, fry, bake, simmer or even microwave black pudding, there are all sorts of ways that black pudding can be prepared. But for those who want to go beyond just the traditional, perhaps National Black Pudding Day would be the right time to get a bit creative. Consider some of these interesting recipes to try that feature black pudding:

Black pudding sausage rolls with chorizo, and goat cheese

Black pudding salad with caramelized apples and honey mustard dressing

Black pudding breakfast with diced garlic potatoes and baked eggs

Black pudding on sourdough with smashed avocado

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[thankyouforthev3n0m]

Aye, it's DubDaddy on the track

Not a rapper, but I thought I'd have a crack

Another song, another bar, another stack

We keep coming back now we're picking up the slack

Get laid, get paid, gatorade

Trigger treats sweet but can't beat the blade

It's Halloween bitch it's time to get made

You better lock up or you're gonna get slayed

Aye the boys are comin in

Got lit last night on the cherry gin

Smokin gas, eating ass, now committing sin

We going large like Amy Schumer's second chin

Hey everybody my name is JoshDub

When I don't do crime I talk shit at the club

I like corona no lime and having a tug

I get my bread no crust cause you know I'm a thug

It's Halloween, my girl cook and clean

Doing flips in the sheets, call that trick and treat

In the back of a Bentley and we got on rings

Riding in the streets shouting scary things

The Boys in town and we hunting clowns

Couple Kings with a couple crowns (dank memes)

Scaring kids while we're blowing clouds

It's Mully in the back and your bitch is getting ploughed

It's spooky and cold on this dreadful night

But we got some beauties in our sight

We love the shadows, and fear the light

But we'll steal your girl with one quick bite

On Halloween you can hear many sounds

Some screaming, some crying in the background

But if I see some kind of creepy clown

Oh you better believe it's going down

All the witches they be on me, with glee

When I walk up in a room its a party

Got no reflection but there's one thing you can see

All competition running scared as they should be

Never giving out our secrets I'm like (hush hush)

Wiping away all the haters like a (brush brush)

We be stealing all your candy in a (rush rush)

Dropping songs and videos that always (crush crush)

Got these demons in my head overwhelming me with fear and dread

(Dread dread dread)

Screaming in my bed, keep me grinding till I'm dead

(Dead dead dead)

Spirits in my mind come to visit me from time to time

(Time time time)

People say I'm sick but I swear to God I'm fine

(I'm fine, I'm fine)

Trick or Treat, excuse me what the fuck is this?

Candy corn, Bit O Honey, one Hershey Kiss

Que no sabes que me dicen el Mexorcist

If you don't know who I am, then I'll tell you what it is

Got a blanket to protect me and a wooden cross

I sprinkle holy water to show demons who's boss

I make videos to scare all the kiddos

And I'll exorcise your Tia with a bag of hot Cheetos

I shook Freddy Kruger's hand

Grow harder than the grudge

Make Pennywise float too

And give Huggy Wuggy a hug

I got good at hide and seek

You can always ask the fed

I put poison in your goat

Now that chupacabras dead

I live in the States, born in Monterey

Got a gringa by my side

She can cook some frijoles

I cross the border and la migra said

'hey, come on down but you just can't stay'

Running and hiding and walking and fighting

You don't got the papers to even be trying

To say it was easy then I would be lying

Soy un inmigrante con gran corazón

empeze recojiendo la bazura de tu escalon

Y ahora ocupo la pantallo de tu abitación

Asta parece yo tomo gasolina.

Te incendió con mi rap eso es pura adrenalina

Mi tierra la extraño nunca olvidare mi casa

Un saludo para todos mis latinos y mi raza

Now give me the Reeses cup bitch

Yada yada yada yada, something bout a square

New meme Juice Box bout to go Blair

Like the Witch, that's the sitch

Halloween night bout to wake up in a ditch.

And I'm stacking up dinero

Got this young man feeling like George Romero

Pick the bone clean always saw it in the tarots

Dig a little deeper boy you almost skipped the marrow

I don't really know

I don't really know

Yada yada

Yada yada

My goldfish took a little holiday

Left me feeling sour like that Minute Maid

One day he said he want to go to outer space

So I made a little rocket outta Gatorade bottles

Catch your grandma at the Walmart

And she gonna catch the fade

I don't really give a fuck

Im just tryna get paid

I'll smoke your grandad too

If he even looks my way

I'll kick your little sister

In her motherfucking face

That's that shit you learn in Florida

When you smoking K2

Hold that shit up in my chest

Boy I'm bout to turn blue

Im might mosey down to Target

Man and buy me that canoe