#smiling critters incorrect quotes

[funny-critter-blog]

Kickin: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

Picky: fuck kinda subway are u going to?

Bubba: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

CatNap: Unpopular opinion but I’ve always preferred dubs

DogDay: I don’t think submarines have eyes?

[maxwaspace]

Bobby Bearhug: Hoppy Hopscotch, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Hoppy Hopscotch: Well of course I have. Hoppy Hopscotch: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Hoppy Hopscotch: It's boring.

[picky-and-corrupted-picky]

The crew playing charades

(Based on the charades game I played yesterday)

Word: Gravity Falls

Bubba: Okay, okay. Let's see.

CatNap: holds up two fingers

Hoppy: Two words.

CatNap: nods, holds up two fingers again

Picky: Second word.

Kickin': Beetlejuice?

CatNap: deadpan look

Everyone - CatNap: laughing

CatNap: sighs, then mimics falling

Everyone: confused

CatNap: places hands on hip, then does a trust fall

Crafty: Trust fall?

CatNap: mimics splitting in half and separating

DogDay: Just fall?

CatNap: nods eagerly, then draws an S in the air

DogDay: Falls?

CatNap: points to DogDay and nods again, holds up one finger

Bobby: First word?

CatNap: nods, them jumps

Bubba: Jumping?

CatNap: shakes head, then looks around

CatNap: points to apple and gestures something falling on his head

Bobby: Apple falling on head?

CatNap: smiling, pointing to Bobby and nodding eagerly, then gestures two lines going in and outward as it goes up

Hoppy: Line?

CatNap: shakes, does it again, but does jazz hands at the top

Hoppy: Tree?

CatNap: jumps up at down while pointing at Hoppy.

CatNap: gestures tree again, sits down, points to apple and then it falling on his head, then gets up and jumps.

Kickin': I... don't know.

CatNap: huffs, then looks around, picks up and object and drops it.

DogDay: gasp GRAVITY!

CatNap: pointing at him and grinning like a maniac

DogDay: GRAVITY FALLS!

CatNap: Yes! Finally!

Everyone: cheering and yelling

[gabrielapazlima]

same dogday...

also i need my catnap

[dark-cynder49]

Hey look, I got a sudden motivation to finish some Dark Adoption au art lol.

It’s legit just an incorrect quote but it sums up the bullshit DogDay has to deal with

[awakentrashpanda]

Smiling Critters incorrect quotes

Dogday: What is the code etomologists use for "I stepped on it, I'm so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions."

Catnap: "Impromptu dissection" is an alarming phrase in any context and I thank you for it.

KickinChickin: What’s biologist for "the little f⭐️cker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "The specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses."

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Hoppy Hopscotch: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. 
KickinChickin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: Nothing in life is free. 
Bobby Bearhug: Love is free. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: Knowledge is free. 
Craftycorn: Friendship is free. 
Dogday: Self-respect is free. 
KickinChickin: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. 
The Squad: ... 
PickyPiggy: Kickin, that's illegal- 
Hoppy Hopscotch: No, let him finish!

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Bubba Bubbaphant: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Are you calling me short? 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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KickinChickin: You have Crayons? 
Craftycorn: Yes, I have— 
KickinChickin: You're— how old are you? 
Craftycorn (in tears): YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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PickyPiggy: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? 
Catnap: I accidentally fell down. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: CATNAP PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent! 
Dogday: Catnap bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. 
KickinChickin: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Dogday.

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Dogday: I love you. 
Catnap: How many people have you said that to? 
Dogday: Everyone. 
Catnap: What? 
Dogday: I told everyone that I love you.

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Craftycorn: Why does Picky always do the laundry so loudly? 
Bobby Bearhug: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. 
PickyPiggy, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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PickyPiggy: So Hunny-bunny, how did your first time cooking dinner go? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Pretty good if I do say so myself. 
PickyPiggy: Oo! Okay, what are we having? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. 
PickyPiggy: A whole potato? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! 
PickyPiggy: These just look like big slabs of black. 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Because that's what they are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for desert, we have chocolate. 
PickyPiggy: These are just chocolate chips? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: They sure are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for drinks, we have toast! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

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KickinChickin: I have a plan.

PickyPiggy: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

KickinChickin: …

PickyPiggy: …

KickinChickin: I no longer have a plan.

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PickyPiggy: why can’t any of y’all ever come up with a plan that doesn’t involve breaking the law?

Bubba Bubbaphant (awkwardly looking over at KickinChickin and Hoppy Hopscotch): Picky…You do realize that three of us have been to prison before, right?

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KickinChickin: Have I ever told you that I love you like the mom I never had? 
PickyPiggy: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! 
KickinChickin: Mean.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 
PickyPiggy: 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 
PickyPiggy: Hmf! 'Sorry' ain’t never gonna bring back my f🍎cking M&Ms.

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Bubba Bubbaphant: What do we think of Dogday? 
*pause* 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *shrugs* Nice pal. 
Bobby Bearhug: I think he’s gay.

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KickinChickin: That was so hot, Bubba. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. 
KickinChickin: I'm so in love with you.

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KickinChickin: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... 
Catnap: Only as their rodeo clown.

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[megamanzerov20]

Another incorrect quote of catnap x dogday again

Dogday: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Catnap: Marry me.

[dreamy-starlie]

🌈Incorrect Quotes: Smiling Critters Edition🌈

I got bored and I don't have anything to draw at the moment so here's some incorrect quotes I made.

Slight Language Warning!

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Kickin: Truth or dare? 

CatNap: Dare. 

Kickin: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. 

CatNap: Hey Bobby? 

Bobby, blushing: Yeah? 

CatNap: Can you move? I'm trying to get to DogDay.

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Kickin: There was a motor close to where I am right now. Kickin: A motor- a motorcycle? Kickin: Oh sorry, a murder. Bobby: That escalated quickly.

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Picky: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. 

Bobby: Why no 24/7? 

Picky: Snack breaks.

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Bubba: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you. 

Kickin: Aww, thanks— 

Bubba: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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DogDay: Oh, they left the bowl out? 

CatNap: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.” 

Picky: Nobody around though… 

*Picky grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it* 

DogDay & CatNap: NO—

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Hoppy: I am strong! I beat Kickin at arm wrestling! 

Bubba: Anyone can beat Kickin at arm wrestling! 

Kickin: Hey-

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Kickin: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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DogDay: What's worse than a heartbreak? 

Crafty: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. 

Hoppy: Waking up in the morning. 

CatNap: Waking up.

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Bobby: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? 

CatNap: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Picky: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Bubba: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? 

Kickin: Put spaghetti in it. 

Bubba: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. 

Hoppy: Put spaghetti in it. 

Bubba: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. 

Picky: Put spaghetti in it. 

Bubba: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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CatNap, to the group: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. 

Hoppy: But how- 

CatNap, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Crafty: The joy of hanging out with Picky. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.

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CatNap: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. 

Hoppy: The cow?? 

CatNap: What?

Bobby: Hoppy, W H Y?

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Bobby: Where's Kickin? Bubba: Don't worry, I'll find them. Bubba, shouting: Hoppy sucks! Kickin:, distantly: Hoppy is the best person ever! Fuck you! Bubba: Found them.

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Picky: Hey, CatNap. These candies you gave me? They sucked. CatNap: But you ate them all. Picky: I had to make sure they all sucked.

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CatNap: Wow, Doggy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. DogDay: We literally slept together yesterday. CatNap: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Bubba: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Kickin: What if it bites me and it dies?! Bubba: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kickin, learn to listen. Crafty: What if it bites itself and I die? Bubba: That's voodoo. Bobby: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Bubba: That's correlation, not causation. Hoppy: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Bubba: That's kinky. CatNap: Oh my god.

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Kickin: I don’t want to talk about it. Bubba: Good, I don’t wanna hear about it.

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Kickin: I am a responsible adult! Bubba: *raises brow* Kickin: I am an adult.

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Kickin: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? CatNap: It’s not water. Kickin: Vodka! I like your sty- CatNap: It’s vinegar. Kickin: …What? CatNap: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

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Hoppy: Who the fuck- DogDay: Language! Hoppy: Whom the fuck- DogDay: No.

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DogDay: Where’s my chair? Bubba: Kickin broke it over Hoppy’s back while they were wrestling. Hoppy: Correction, Kickin was wrestling. I was eating soup.

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Kickin: Hey, how did my phone break? DogDay: You were drunk yesterday. Kickin: And? Bubba: You threw it. Kickin: Why? Picky: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Kickin: And why didn’t you stop me?! Hoppy: We were busy laughing our asses off.

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CatNap: *coughs blood* Bobby: Don't die, CatNap! CatNap: Don't tell me what to do!

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Crafty: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Kickin: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Crafty: Crafty: *sobs* Bubba: You scared them, you idiot.

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Picky: *is visibly upset* Bubba: Picky, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Bubba: What are the hardest things to say? Hoppy: I was wrong. Crafty: I need help. Kickin: Worcestershire sauce.

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Bubba: What are you guys playing? CatNap: Go Fish. Bubba: That’s a nice, safe game. Bubba: But don’t you need cards? CatNap: Where do you keep the spear gun?

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Picky: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? DogDay: Exercise more! CatNap: Set yourself on fire. Bubba: There are two kinds of people.

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Thats all for now. Thank you! 💖

[sarafinamk]

Fallen Angel (Reader Insert) Incorrect Quotes Part 3

The Smiling Critters Space Riders Au and the character "Z" belongs to @onyxonline

If you haven't checked out the Fallen Angel (Reader Insert) series, you can check it out here. The reader will be referred to as both (Y/n) and Archangel. Enjoy!

Warning: Cursing

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Bobby: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Archangel: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Crafty: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Z: No.

Archangel: No.

Crafty: Didn't think so.

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Archangel: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Hoppy, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Archangel: I was actually going to play Russian Roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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Archangel: I found a note in one of my old logs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Captain Dogday.

Archangel: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Archangel: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Dogday: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Archangel: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Dogday: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Archangel: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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Archangel: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Poppy: Your archangel was in a fight.

Dogday: Oh no, that's terrible!

Catnap: Did they win?

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Dogday: Did Z just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Archangel: Yeah, he did.

Dogday: And did I just do finger guns back?

Archangel: Yeah, you did.

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Archangel, watching Hoppy do something stupid: Kickin, you're officially only the second highest risk here...

Kickin: Hell yeah! I'm gonna-

Archangel: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Archangel: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Bubba: Well, it's frowned upon.

Archangel: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?

Archangel: That's okay, right?

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Bobby: And now for a gay update with Captain Dogday and Z.

Dogday: Getting gayer.

Bobby: Thank you, Captain.

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Bubba to Archangel: We call that a traumatic experience.

Bubba, turning to Catnap: Not a "bruh moment."

Bubba, turning to Kickin: Not "sadge."

Bubba, turning to Hoppy: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO."

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Archangel: Why do you look like that, Captain?

Dogday, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Archangel: Like you're dead.

Dogday: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish.

Catnap: Dogday accidentally called Z "babe" in front of everyone today.

Dogday: *sobs into the floor*

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Archangel: What's this?

Bobby, hugging Archangel: Affection!

Archangel: Disgusting.

Archangel:... Do it again.

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Kickin: You know, (Y/n), when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Archangel: ...

Archangel: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns?

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*One of the many, MANY fights before the events of Fallen Angel*

Dogday: You tricked me!

Archangel: I deceived you. 'Trick' makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.

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Archangel: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Dogday: (Y/n), no.

Hoppy and Catnap: Mistlefoe.

Dogday: Please stop encouraging them.

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Archangel: I have a plan.

Dogday: No murder!

Archangel: ...

Dogday: ...

Archangel: I no longer have a plan.

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Archangel: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Bobby: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Archangel: My unending existence is fueled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Bobby:

Bubba, sighing: Let me call your therapist again.

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Archangel: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Catnap: Sleeping is nice.

Archangel: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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Hoppy: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Bubba: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Kickin: So, I MEANT to say: "Oh crap, I left my phone my car," but what I ALMOST said was "Oh no, I left my cone in my phar," and damn, wouldn't that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was:

Kickin: "Ah, my fart cone."

Kickin: So, anyway...

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Archangel: I know you don't have to listen to me...

Z: Glad we agree on something.

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Dogday: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Archangel: You mean literally or figuratively?

Dogday: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Dogday: (Y/n), I am questioning your sanity...

Hoppy: I never questioned it. I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

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Catnap: Why is Hoppy rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to Kickin's head?

Archangel, sighing: Kickin was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Archangel: And then he hit his head.

Catnap: *wheezes*

[iambutahumblememe]

Nightmare Critters Incorrect Quotes (feat. the Smiling Critters)

Because I'm obsessed with them~

Icky: You're pathetic! Hoppy: You're pathetic-er! Baba: You're both losers.

Crafty: Do you want to be the Sun in my life? Simon: Yes. Crafty: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

Poe: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Rabie: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Icky: I'm quick at math. Allister: Okay, what's 38 times 76? Icky: 24. Allister: That wasn't even close. Icky: But it was quick.

Baba: Wow, this sucks. I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

Touille: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Maggie: I just drank a lego piece. Picky: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid? Maggie: Yes. Picky: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?! Maggie: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

Bobby: You're a horrible person! Rabie: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

Maggie: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes. Icky, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.

Allister: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. Touille: What are you passionate about? Allister: Sleeping.

Simon: Icky has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them. Kickin: That can't be true! Simon: Watch this. Simon: Hey Icky, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Icky: *Throws themself out a window*

Poe: Do you even know what an amulet is? Maggie: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Poe: Maggie, those are omelettes. Maggie: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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[blues-of-randomness]

Dogday: It's a small modification for your safety, you're too young to understand.

Bubba: Excuse me but who helps you with your homework everyday?

Dogday: You of course.

Bubba: and who is the oldest of all of us?

Dogday: you.

Bubba: So, I should be the leader.

Dogday: but who did playtime co make the leader~?

Bubba: ...you.

Dogday: So who has to do what I say~?

Bubba: *Siiiiiggghhhh* Me.

[funny-critter-blog]

CatNap: *cocks gun* Go to bed. This is no longer a request, this is now a threat.

[cottoncandystorm]

And how else do you suppose I carry you Dogday?

[picky-and-corrupted-picky]

MORE SMILING PSYCHOPATHS INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!!

@protective-mama-bear @smiling-psychopaths

[gabrielapazlima]

they take monopoly WAY too serious

[pinkydee10]

Jax: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Moon: I sleep with a knife.

Catnap: Both of you are pathetic.

Jax: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Catnap: Mr. Puzzles.

Mr. Puzzles: Catnap, you have your own bed.

Catnap: And you have insomnia.