#smiling critters incorrect quotes

[funny-critter-blog]

Kickin: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

Picky: fuck kinda subway are u going to?

Bubba: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

CatNap: Unpopular opinion but I’ve always preferred dubs

DogDay: I don’t think submarines have eyes?

[maxwaspace]

Bobby Bearhug: Hoppy Hopscotch, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Hoppy Hopscotch: Well of course I have. Hoppy Hopscotch: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Hoppy Hopscotch: It's boring.

[picky-and-corrupted-picky]

The crew playing charades

(Based on the charades game I played yesterday)

Word: Gravity Falls

Bubba: Okay, okay. Let's see.

CatNap: holds up two fingers

Hoppy: Two words.

CatNap: nods, holds up two fingers again

Picky: Second word.

Kickin': Beetlejuice?

CatNap: deadpan look

Everyone - CatNap: laughing

CatNap: sighs, then mimics falling

Everyone: confused

CatNap: places hands on hip, then does a trust fall

Crafty: Trust fall?

CatNap: mimics splitting in half and separating

DogDay: Just fall?

CatNap: nods eagerly, then draws an S in the air

DogDay: Falls?

CatNap: points to DogDay and nods again, holds up one finger

Bobby: First word?

CatNap: nods, them jumps

Bubba: Jumping?

CatNap: shakes head, then looks around

CatNap: points to apple and gestures something falling on his head

Bobby: Apple falling on head?

CatNap: smiling, pointing to Bobby and nodding eagerly, then gestures two lines going in and outward as it goes up

Hoppy: Line?

CatNap: shakes, does it again, but does jazz hands at the top

Hoppy: Tree?

CatNap: jumps up at down while pointing at Hoppy.

CatNap: gestures tree again, sits down, points to apple and then it falling on his head, then gets up and jumps.

Kickin': I... don't know.

CatNap: huffs, then looks around, picks up and object and drops it.

DogDay: gasp GRAVITY!

CatNap: pointing at him and grinning like a maniac

DogDay: GRAVITY FALLS!

CatNap: Yes! Finally!

Everyone: cheering and yelling

[gabrielapazlima]

same dogday...

also i need my catnap

[dark-cynder49]

Hey look, I got a sudden motivation to finish some Dark Adoption au art lol.

It’s legit just an incorrect quote but it sums up the bullshit DogDay has to deal with

[awakentrashpanda]

Smiling Critters incorrect quotes

Dogday: What is the code etomologists use for "I stepped on it, I'm so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions."

Catnap: "Impromptu dissection" is an alarming phrase in any context and I thank you for it.

KickinChickin: What’s biologist for "the little f⭐️cker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "The specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses."

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Hoppy Hopscotch: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. 
KickinChickin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: Nothing in life is free. 
Bobby Bearhug: Love is free. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: Knowledge is free. 
Craftycorn: Friendship is free. 
Dogday: Self-respect is free. 
KickinChickin: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. 
The Squad: ... 
PickyPiggy: Kickin, that's illegal- 
Hoppy Hopscotch: No, let him finish!

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Bubba Bubbaphant: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Are you calling me short? 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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KickinChickin: You have Crayons? 
Craftycorn: Yes, I have— 
KickinChickin: You're— how old are you? 
Craftycorn (in tears): YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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PickyPiggy: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? 
Catnap: I accidentally fell down. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: CATNAP PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent! 
Dogday: Catnap bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. 
KickinChickin: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Dogday.

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Dogday: I love you. 
Catnap: How many people have you said that to? 
Dogday: Everyone. 
Catnap: What? 
Dogday: I told everyone that I love you.

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Craftycorn: Why does Picky always do the laundry so loudly? 
Bobby Bearhug: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. 
PickyPiggy, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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PickyPiggy: So Hunny-bunny, how did your first time cooking dinner go? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Pretty good if I do say so myself. 
PickyPiggy: Oo! Okay, what are we having? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. 
PickyPiggy: A whole potato? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! 
PickyPiggy: These just look like big slabs of black. 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Because that's what they are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for desert, we have chocolate. 
PickyPiggy: These are just chocolate chips? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: They sure are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for drinks, we have toast! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

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KickinChickin: I have a plan.

PickyPiggy: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

KickinChickin: …

PickyPiggy: …

KickinChickin: I no longer have a plan.

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PickyPiggy: why can’t any of y’all ever come up with a plan that doesn’t involve breaking the law?

Bubba Bubbaphant (awkwardly looking over at KickinChickin and Hoppy Hopscotch): Picky…You do realize that three of us have been to prison before, right?

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KickinChickin: Have I ever told you that I love you like the mom I never had? 
PickyPiggy: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! 
KickinChickin: Mean.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 
PickyPiggy: 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 
PickyPiggy: Hmf! 'Sorry' ain’t never gonna bring back my f🍎cking M&Ms.

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Bubba Bubbaphant: What do we think of Dogday? 
*pause* 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *shrugs* Nice pal. 
Bobby Bearhug: I think he’s gay.

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KickinChickin: That was so hot, Bubba. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. 
KickinChickin: I'm so in love with you.

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KickinChickin: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... 
Catnap: Only as their rodeo clown.

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[sarafinamk]

Fallen Angel 50 Incorrect Quotes Special

The Smiling Critters Space Riders Au and the character Z belongs to @onyxonline

If you haven't checked out the Fallen Angel (Reader Insert) series, you can check out Part 1 and Part 2 here. You, the reader, will be referred to as both (Y/n) and Archangel.

Right now, I need to focus on writing my thesis paper, so I'm not sure when Part 3 will be posted. In the meantime, enjoy this crackfic as an Easter present. Some quotes will contain slight spoilers for future chapters. 😉 Enjoy.

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*During a training session*

Hoppy: Fight me, you nerd ass punk!

Archangel: At least TRY to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Kickin: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bITCH?!

Archangel: *Facepalms* Somehow, that was worse...

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Bobby: Are you having another depressive episode?

Archangel: A depressive episode?

Archangel: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Z: What's wrong with you?

Archangel: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Crafty: How’s training going?

Archangel: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Crafty: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Bobby: ...you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Crafty: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Archangel: Yesterday, I overheard the Captain saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Hoppy replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Archangel: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Archangel: raises eyebrows

Dogday: Put those back down!

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Archangel: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Kickin: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Bubba: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Hoppy: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Picky: …put it away.

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Picky: One time I went to hand (Y/n) a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.”

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*Preparing for a mission*

Hoppy: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

Catnap: It's (Y/n)'s turn.

Archangel: Don't die.

Kickin, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

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Archangel: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

Kickin: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Archangel: Fair point.

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Dogday: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

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Archangel to Bubba: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Dogday: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Z: Yes.

Dogday: I love you.

Z: It back.

*Later*

Archangel: Why is the Captain crying face-down on the floor?

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*the Space Riders at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Crafty, Bobby, Bubba, and Picky: *spinning a little and talking*

Dogday, Catnap, Kickin, and Hoppy: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Hoppy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Dogday: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Catnap: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Kickin: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Archangel: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Archangel: This is a bad idea.

Hoppy: Then why are you coming along?

Archangel: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

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Archangel: I feel awful about killing you.

Z:

Archangel: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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Dogday: Hoppy, don’t go picking a fight with (Y/n). Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you.

Hoppy: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Dogday: I’m so happy both angels are getting along now.

Catnap: Uh, Z and (Y/n) are not getting along.

Dogday: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Catnap: You may have a point.

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Archangel: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Picky: Was Kissy's place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Kickin: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way.

Archangel: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

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Archangel, proudly: I slept.

Catnap: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

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Archangel: You're a lying piece of shit!

Hoppy: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Dogday: I'm leaving and I'm taking Catnap with me!

Bubba, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Poppy: It’s funny how well you and the Archangel get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Dogday: (Y/n) hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

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Bobby: lifting weights

Kickin: Wow… She's so intense!

Archangel: I wonder what drives her.

Bobby, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

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*First two chapters of "Fallen Angel" summarized*

Archangel: I'm allergic to death.

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Archangel: Hoppy, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Hoppy: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

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Hoppy: (Y/n), what are you doing tomorrow?

Archangel: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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Archangel: Someone will die.

Dogday: Of fun!

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Something crashes

Hoppy: Shoot-

Bobby: running into the room in a panic WHAT FELL?!

Archangel: walking by the room calmly What died?

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Archangel: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Kickin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Someone with a gun to Archangel's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Archangel: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Catnap: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Z: When did you become a hero?

Archangel: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.

Z: You’re the last person in the galaxy I wanted to rescue me.

Archangel: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.

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Bubba: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.

Hoppy, bored: Can’t we just leave while he's distracted?

Archangel, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?

Hoppy: I hate you.

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Archangel: I am convinced the Captain and Catnap share a brain cell.

Archangel: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

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Archangel: Why am I the bad guy?

Kickin: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Archangel: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Z: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Kickin: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Picky: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Crafty: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Bubba: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Bobby: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Archangel: I have emotional scars.

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Dogday: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Archangel: A stab wound.

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Archangel: I sense hostility.

Z: Good, because I hate you.

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Archangel: slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Hoppy: This is light?!

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Archangel: What’s up with the Captain? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Bobby: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Archangel: Why?

Catnap: Z smiled at him.

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Literally anyone: Go to hell!

Archangel: Where do you think I come from?

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Hoppy: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Archangel: All the time.

Hoppy: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Archangel: I’m so tired.

Bubba: Did you get to bed late?

Archangel: No.

Bubba: Did you do something strenuous?

Archangel: No.

Bubba: Then why are you tired?

Archangel: I’m alive.

Bubba: Sounds exhausting.

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Archangel: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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A cult member: Didn't you die?!

Archangel: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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Archangel: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Dogday: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

[megamanzerov20]

Incorrect quote of Catnap X Dogday

Dogday: Are we fighting or flirting? Catnap: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Dogday: Your point?

[dreamy-starlie]

🌈Incorrect Quotes: Smiling Critters Edition🌈

I got bored and I don't have anything to draw at the moment so here's some incorrect quotes I made.

Slight Language Warning!

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Kickin: Truth or dare? 

CatNap: Dare. 

Kickin: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. 

CatNap: Hey Bobby? 

Bobby, blushing: Yeah? 

CatNap: Can you move? I'm trying to get to DogDay.

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Kickin: There was a motor close to where I am right now. Kickin: A motor- a motorcycle? Kickin: Oh sorry, a murder. Bobby: That escalated quickly.

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Picky: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. 

Bobby: Why no 24/7? 

Picky: Snack breaks.

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Bubba: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you. 

Kickin: Aww, thanks— 

Bubba: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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DogDay: Oh, they left the bowl out? 

CatNap: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.” 

Picky: Nobody around though… 

*Picky grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it* 

DogDay & CatNap: NO—

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Hoppy: I am strong! I beat Kickin at arm wrestling! 

Bubba: Anyone can beat Kickin at arm wrestling! 

Kickin: Hey-

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Kickin: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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DogDay: What's worse than a heartbreak? 

Crafty: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. 

Hoppy: Waking up in the morning. 

CatNap: Waking up.

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Bobby: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? 

CatNap: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Picky: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Bubba: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? 

Kickin: Put spaghetti in it. 

Bubba: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. 

Hoppy: Put spaghetti in it. 

Bubba: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. 

Picky: Put spaghetti in it. 

Bubba: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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CatNap, to the group: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. 

Hoppy: But how- 

CatNap, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Crafty: The joy of hanging out with Picky. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.

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CatNap: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. 

Hoppy: The cow?? 

CatNap: What?

Bobby: Hoppy, W H Y?

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Bobby: Where's Kickin? Bubba: Don't worry, I'll find them. Bubba, shouting: Hoppy sucks! Kickin:, distantly: Hoppy is the best person ever! Fuck you! Bubba: Found them.

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Picky: Hey, CatNap. These candies you gave me? They sucked. CatNap: But you ate them all. Picky: I had to make sure they all sucked.

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CatNap: Wow, Doggy, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. DogDay: We literally slept together yesterday. CatNap: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Bubba: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Kickin: What if it bites me and it dies?! Bubba: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kickin, learn to listen. Crafty: What if it bites itself and I die? Bubba: That's voodoo. Bobby: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Bubba: That's correlation, not causation. Hoppy: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Bubba: That's kinky. CatNap: Oh my god.

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Kickin: I don’t want to talk about it. Bubba: Good, I don’t wanna hear about it.

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Kickin: I am a responsible adult! Bubba: *raises brow* Kickin: I am an adult.

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Kickin: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? CatNap: It’s not water. Kickin: Vodka! I like your sty- CatNap: It’s vinegar. Kickin: …What? CatNap: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

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Hoppy: Who the fuck- DogDay: Language! Hoppy: Whom the fuck- DogDay: No.

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DogDay: Where’s my chair? Bubba: Kickin broke it over Hoppy’s back while they were wrestling. Hoppy: Correction, Kickin was wrestling. I was eating soup.

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Kickin: Hey, how did my phone break? DogDay: You were drunk yesterday. Kickin: And? Bubba: You threw it. Kickin: Why? Picky: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Kickin: And why didn’t you stop me?! Hoppy: We were busy laughing our asses off.

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CatNap: *coughs blood* Bobby: Don't die, CatNap! CatNap: Don't tell me what to do!

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Crafty: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Kickin: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Crafty: Crafty: *sobs* Bubba: You scared them, you idiot.

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Picky: *is visibly upset* Bubba: Picky, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Bubba: What are the hardest things to say? Hoppy: I was wrong. Crafty: I need help. Kickin: Worcestershire sauce.

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Bubba: What are you guys playing? CatNap: Go Fish. Bubba: That’s a nice, safe game. Bubba: But don’t you need cards? CatNap: Where do you keep the spear gun?

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Picky: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? DogDay: Exercise more! CatNap: Set yourself on fire. Bubba: There are two kinds of people.

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Thats all for now. Thank you! 💖

[iambutahumblememe]

Nightmare Critters Incorrect Quotes (feat. the Smiling Critters)

Because I'm obsessed with them~

Icky: You're pathetic! Hoppy: You're pathetic-er! Baba: You're both losers.

Crafty: Do you want to be the Sun in my life? Simon: Yes. Crafty: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

Poe: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Rabie: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Icky: I'm quick at math. Allister: Okay, what's 38 times 76? Icky: 24. Allister: That wasn't even close. Icky: But it was quick.

Baba: Wow, this sucks. I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

Touille: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Maggie: I just drank a lego piece. Picky: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid? Maggie: Yes. Picky: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?! Maggie: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

Bobby: You're a horrible person! Rabie: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

Maggie: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes. Icky, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.

Allister: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. Touille: What are you passionate about? Allister: Sleeping.

Simon: Icky has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them. Kickin: That can't be true! Simon: Watch this. Simon: Hey Icky, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Icky: *Throws themself out a window*

Poe: Do you even know what an amulet is? Maggie: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Poe: Maggie, those are omelettes. Maggie: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Dogday: It's a small modification for your safety, you're too young to understand.

Bubba: Excuse me but who helps you with your homework everyday?

Dogday: You of course.

Bubba: and who is the oldest of all of us?

Dogday: you.

Bubba: So, I should be the leader.

Dogday: but who did playtime co make the leader~?

Bubba: ...you.

Dogday: So who has to do what I say~?

Bubba: *Siiiiiggghhhh* Me.

[funny-critter-blog]

CatNap: *cocks gun* Go to bed. This is no longer a request, this is now a threat.

[cottoncandystorm]

And how else do you suppose I carry you Dogday?

[picky-and-corrupted-picky]

MORE SMILING PSYCHOPATHS INCORRECT QUOTES!!!!!

@protective-mama-bear @smiling-psychopaths

[gabrielapazlima]

Zoo

[pinkydee10]

Jax: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Moon: I sleep with a knife.

Catnap: Both of you are pathetic.

Jax: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Catnap: Mr. Puzzles.

Mr. Puzzles: Catnap, you have your own bed.

Catnap: And you have insomnia.