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franklanqdon · 2 years ago
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Buck has a flat ass and a small penis sorry to disappoint
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ancolidi · 1 year ago
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daftmooncretin · 1 year ago
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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despazito · 5 months ago
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rich people have a natural predator and its their friend's cousin's privately chartered cessna
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orionfrommars · 5 months ago
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Someone call Elita 😭
[Please do not steal, trace, repost or do anything with my work]
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aalien-s · 4 months ago
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JUST REMEMBERED THIS ONE PAGE WHERE THEY ACTUALLY DO A HEDGEHOG THING
THEY WERE BURROWING (or digging ig BUT STILL)
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sp0o0kylights · 2 months ago
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Steve Harrington, who has a very “in name only” relationship with his parents, the people who claim they love him lots but have simply given him cash for his last six birthdays without bothering to send a card. 
Steven Harrington, who lost his connection to the only adults in his life who actually parented him when he had his final fight with Tommy and Carol-- not that they ever really did that much. Having an adult put a bandaid on his knee and complimenting him for being tough was plenty enough. 
Steve Harrington, who drove Dustin and co. to the Byers house that one Christmas and was told by Hopper not to come in; that Joyce was still mad at him about the ‘demodog in the fridge’ and figured his exclusion was fair--it wasn’t like Hopper actually liked him. Joyce certainly had no reason to. It wasn’t like he was doing anything for Christmas anyways. 
Steve Harrington, who is fairly certain Robin’s parents have clocked her as queer but who still treats him in that careful way many parents do when he’s hanging around their daughter. There’s a barrier there, in the way of firm handshakes and “get her back safe”’s that keep things formal. (It’s never bothered him before, and he swears it doesn’t bother him now.) 
Steve Harrington, whose relationships with adults are defined by words like “networking”, “proper connections”, “favors”, and “finances”, who has at best been treated like a miniature version of his father and at worst as a spoilt moron, who encounters Wayne Munson and has no idea what to do with the man. 
Wayne Munson, who asks him actual questions about his life. Who asks him to watch the game with him. Who calls him “boy” and “son” in ways that sound affectionate and not frustrated. Wayne, who shoos him away from the dishes and compliments his cooking, who has invited Steve over when Eddie isn’t even home.
Steve Harrington, who keeps apologizing to Eddie because “I’m not trying to steal your Uncle man, I promise.” and doesn’t believe Eddie when the latter just laughs at him.
(“You can’t steal Wayne, Steve.” Eddie says with a snicker, when he finally figures out what Steve is apologizing for.  The guy apologizes a lot for things that make no sense, it’s a bad habit Eddie’s working on him with. “Though I do believe he has been trying to steal you.” 
“Oh.” This does not relieve Steve. In fact, this seems to make him more nervous looking, which Eddie does not want. 
“I uh. I don’t want to come between you guys so I guess we can just hang at my house…?” The voice he trails off with is downright painful for Eddie to hear, and he’s already slashing his hand in the air in a wild ‘No’ before Steve can even finish speaking.
“Dude you’re fine. I’m glad you guys are getting along! Wayne needs someone to talk sportsball with and clearly so do you because you keep trying to talk about it to anyone who will listen.”
“I guess if you’re alright with it…”) 
Steve Harrington, who allows himself to be adopted by the Munsons much in the way a feral cat lets itself become domesticated, and who starts looking at Wayne like the man hung the moon. 
Wayne Munson, who is referred to by Steve as “Dad” exactly once, and feels so fucking happy about it he misses the panic attack Eddie has to talk Steve through. 
He also misses that that is the moment when Steve accidentally confesses his feelings to Eddie in the Munson’s (new) cramped bathroom, on grounds that “I can’t date you and also call Wayne dad like that, that’s weird! Isn’t that weird!? It feels weird!” 
(“Sweetheart,” Eddie says, trying not to smile and failing entirely. “I get what you’re saying, but I think in your panic you missed something kinda key, there.”) 
Steve Harrington, who gets himself an entire family in the end (and gets to both call Wayne “dad” and Eddie as his boyfriend, without issue, because “we’re not related babe, you can call your inlaw whatever you want.” 
“Now who's skipping steps? When did we get married?”
“The very second it’s legal, that’s when.”) 
--and has never been happier in his life.
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nikkinelson1313 · 1 month ago
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teaboot · 2 months ago
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*deposits a creature into your hands*
What does it look like? What will you all do together?
OH IM SO GLAD U ASKED
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I have this lil baby in the barrel just in case God wants to give me a freebie
It’s called a Plom and you can pet it in any direction
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bemorch · 2 months ago
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DA2 companions: Family edition
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orionfrommars · 2 months ago
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TF One Bumblebee as TFP Bumblebee? why not
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batnights69 · 2 years ago
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I posted some nsfw or nsft, (whatever it's called nowadays) and it says it is against guidelines, I changed it to mature and sexual content but still can't tell if it's hidden, any tips?
Since it didn't post like I wanted it to, Huge thank you to everyone who reblogged and liked my posts, and especially thank you to my followers! We hit 100 today and still rising! Love to you all 🖤
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reminiscenses · 22 days ago
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why do you, as a man, have such a cinched waist?
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