#slytherin taehyung

[lilprincegoo]

Official Courtship Rituals for the Pureblood Wizard by cblaire

taehyung/jungkook

Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Humor, Fluff, Light Angst, Idiots in Love, idiots to lovers

25.8k words

rating: T

The Hogwarts AU where Taehyung’s a pureblooded Slytherin who falls for Jungkook, a muggleborn Gryffindor. When Taehyung gifts him a dark artifact as part of pureblood courting rituals, Jungkook, who knows nothing of pureblood culture, thinks Taehyung is out to curse him. Needless to say, he's terrified. Oops.

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I’ve been doing this wayyyyyy too often lately…PLEASE SEND HELP

[minyooon3012]

AU where Slytherin!Seokjin and Gryffindor!Namjoon have already been dating but Namjoon is from a muggle family and seokjin is from a pureblood family

(Based on a ff on ao3 I read called “the grass is always greener”)

They hang out in Nj’s common room because most of the gryffindors know Sj is chill even though they’re a bit iffy around him (but they all like Nj, so they get over it in time)

Nj sings muggle music to Sj when the latter’s stressed. Sj doesn’t really understand it, but loves the gesture nonetheless

They often bicker for their “house pride” (slytherin x gryffindor rivalry) but every “fight” ends up with lots of kisses

Seokjin has only worn red ONCE and he’s never going to live it down

“Babe, remember that time you fell asleep in my sweater-” “Shut up.”

They’ve had several movie marathons at Namjoon’s house during the summer, often staying up all night —“who’s that?”; “Brad Pitt; “why’s he there?”; “he’s an actor.”; “what’s that?”

Nj is really good at potions and herbology while Sj is (surprisingly, because he’s not in the team) really good at quidditch and transfiguration

They haven’t had much time to see eachother ever since Sj became head boy but he asked for a special curfew to hang out in the common room when lights are off, whispering and giggling as quietly as possible

Sj wasn’t allowed to eat candy growing up so he always takes some out of his boyfriend’s stash when he can (not that Nj minds, he actually finds it very, very amusing)

They both have a lot of winter clothes but because Nj loves it and I literally can never wait for winter I wanna go to hogsmeade jin and Sj hates winter so much because he gets cold easily (it also doesn’t help that his common room is freezing during cold seasons)

Nj is a huge softie and such a romantic, literally every other gryffindor student in his year is always complaining

“Another letter? Dude, come on, you saw him two days ago!”

They sneak out at every Yule ball after 1-2 hours to hang out with their friends or go somewhere less crowded

Sj hates dancing except for the Yule ball, because that’s when he has his boyfriend to himself

Nj absolutely loves the view from the slytherin common room (and yes, by view I mean the aquarium. Fish.)

“What do you mean you grew up without David Bowie?!”; “Namjoon, i don’t know who that is!”

^^Sj surprised Nj on his birthday by playing a David Bowie song on the guitar

They shared their first “I love you”s in the astronomy tower

Nj often references pop culture stuff just to piss Sj off

“I didn’t use accio, just the force”; “what force??? What do you MEAN???”; “I’m Darth vader-”

[jmdbjk]

Our little Slytherin

I'm really glad he's back home and he's already posted his trip pics on Instagram JUST LIKE US!

I love that his staff had fun with him too.

By the way, it looks like Jimin removed the period between the J and M on his Instagram handle:

An Army who works at the Harry Potter park was the one who gave him and his team the tour and she posted her experience on Twitter:

Tae arrived 30 minutes later and was all happy and wavey and doing silly things with his hands while walking through the airport. I don't blame him for being in such a great mood since got to spend so much time in France with Jennie.

EDIT: OH! AND I ALMOST FORGOT!!! UARMYHOPE IS BACK AND THE WORLD FEELS RIGHT AGAIN!!!

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HEXED HEARTS| PART 3

Pairing : Slytherin Jimin x Huffle puff Reader

Authors note : This ones just smut. And comfort, maybe a little bit of angst.

PART 1 | PART 2

Warning. : Smut, penetration, angst, crack,

Synopsis :

Jimin, a cocky Slytherin, relentlessly bullies the sweet, naive little Hufflepuff. After accidentally hitting her with a charm, she becomes love-struck and overly vulnerable. Despite her efforts to hide it, her innocence makes her an easy target for his teasing and the manipulations of others, leaving her trapped in confusion and desire. In an attempt to revert her back to normal...things take an interesting turn.

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Once she was cleaned up, he grabbed one of his oversized Slytherin sweaters and pulled it over her head. She didn’t even try to help, just let him move her however he wanted, blinking up at him like a lost little lamb.

Jimin bit back a groan.

He was going to ruin her all over again if she kept looking at him like that.

He ran a hand through her hair, smoothing it down before scooping her up and settling her against his chest. “There we go,” he murmured, wrapping the blankets around her. “All warm and cozy.”

She nuzzled into his neck, still not saying a word.

Jimin chuckled, rubbing her back in slow, soothing circles. “You really forgot how to talk, huh?”

She nodded against him.

He snorted. “Merlin, I should be proud, but this is actually kind of sad.”

She pouted. Visibly.

Jimin groaned, gripping her chin and tilting her face up to look at him.

“You’re actually ridiculous, you know that?” he murmured, thumb stroking her bottom lip. “All pouty and helpless in my sweater.”

She blinked up at him, eyes still glossy, lips parting—

And then, finally, finally, in the softest, hoarsest little voice, she whispered:

“…Kiss.”

Jimin cursed under his breath.

Then he did exactly what she asked.

Jimin was so comfortable.

Warm blankets, soft girl, lazy kisses—what more could he ask for?

She was curled up against his chest, small fingers tangling in the fabric of his sweater as she sighed against his lips. Still a little weak, still a little dazed, but so pliant.

Jimin smirked, tilting her chin up for another kiss, his thumb rubbing slow circles against her jaw. “Feeling better, princess?”

She let out a tiny hum, nuzzling into him.

His smirk grew. Adorable.

He was just about to tease her again when—

BANG BANG BANG.

Jimin froze.

She stiffened against him, blinking up in confusion.

The knocking came again, louder this time, followed by a very familiar voice.

“Park Jimin, open the damn door!”

Jimin cursed, recognizing the voice immediately—Taehyung.

Then, another voice—equally loud, equally obnoxious.

“We know you’re in there, dumbass!”

Jeongguk.

Jimin closed his eyes, exhaling sharply through his nose.

“Merlin’s balls,” he muttered, already regretting every decision that led him to this moment.

The girl in his arms blinked, still dazed. “Aren’t you gonna get that?”

Jimin groaned, running a hand down his face. “No, because they’re idiots and I don’t wanna deal with them right now.”

Another bang against the door.

“Jimin, we swear to god, if you don’t open this door, we’re breaking in!”

Jimin’s grip on her tightened.

She blinked up at him again, all confused and adorable and—

Jimin sighed.

“Okay,” he muttered, pressing one last kiss to her temple before gently untangling himself from her. “Stay here, don’t make a sound.”

She nodded, pulling the blanket up to her chin.

Jimin rolled his eyes. She looked guilty already.

He got up, ruffled his hair to look somewhat presentable, and yanked the door open.

Immediately, Taehyung and Jeongguk stumbled in.

Jimin barely had time to dodge them before they were standing in the middle of his room, looking around suspiciously.

Jeongguk squinted. “Why did it take you so long to open the door?”

Jimin crossed his arms, leaning against the frame. “Maybe because I was sleeping?”

Taehyung snorted. “Please, Park, you don’t sleep before midnight.”

Jimin glared. “Maybe I do now.”

Jeongguk narrowed his eyes, scanning the room. His gaze landed on the messy bed. The extra blankets. The slight dent in the pillows where someone else was clearly lying.

Jimin tensed.

Jeongguk’s eyes widened.

Taehyung gasped.

“You’re not alone.”

Jimin was already so done.

Jimin didn't even bother trying to stop what happened next.

Because the moment his friends processed that, yes, he wasn't alone, and yes, there was a very real possibility that he had broken every dormitory rule in existence—

They panicked.

"Jimin, you absolute dumbass," Jeongguk whisper-yelled, smacking his arm. "You do know we’re not supposed to do this shit here, right? Right?! Because if you forgot, let me remind you—"

Taehyung, meanwhile, was already pacing. "Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. If we get caught, we’re dead. D-E-A-D, dead. Do you even know what happens to people who break dorm rules, Jimin? Do you?!"

Jimin rolled his eyes, unimpressed. "Calm the fuck down, will you?"

"Calm down?!" Taehyung gaped at him. "You're actually insane."

Jeongguk threw his hands up. "How are you so chill about this?"

Jimin sighed. He was about to tell them to shut up and get the hell out when—

A small, sleepy noise came from behind him.

A rustling of blankets.

And then—

A tiny, toasty little head popped out from the covers.

All three of them froze.

Jimin turned slowly.

And there she was.

The Hufflepuff.

The same tiny thing he had spent years tormenting. The one he had bullied and teased and stolen food from. The one they all knew he was constantly picking on.

She was curled up in his bed, hair a mess, drowning in his sweater, her cheeks flushed from sleep.

And then—

She blinked up at them.

"…Hi?"

Dead silence.

Taehyung's jaw dropped.

Jeongguk choked.

Jimin?

Jimin closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and prayed for patience.

The silence stretched for an uncomfortably long time.

Jimin could feel the gears in his friends’ heads turning, the absolute calamity of thoughts probably running through their minds.

Then—

"What the actual fuck?" Jeongguk whisper-screamed, eyes nearly popping out of his skull.

Taehyung just kept blinking at the girl, like his brain had fully short-circuited.

Meanwhile, she just sat there, all warm and tiny under Jimin’s sweater, clearly not comprehending why they were losing their shit.

Jimin sighed.

"Okay," he said, rubbing his temples. "Breathe. This isn’t a big deal."

"Not a big deal?!" Taehyung hissed, still staring at the very real Hufflepuff in Jimin’s bed. "You—of all fucking people—are literally cuddling the same girl you’ve bullied for years."

Jeongguk looked deeply betrayed. "Years, Jimin."

The girl, now slightly more awake, yawned and stretched like a kitten.

And then—

"Mmm, Jiminie, come back, it’s cold," she mumbled, reaching out to tug at his sleeve.

Dead.

They were dead.

Jeongguk’s face contorted like he was experiencing physical pain. Taehyung clutched his chest like he’d been stabbed.

Jimin clenched his jaw.

"Don’t say a fucking word," he warned them, pointing a finger.

Jeongguk wheezed. "Jiminie?!"

Taehyung collapsed against the door. "I can’t fucking breathe."

Jimin turned back to his girl, who was watching the entire thing with a sleepy, confused pout. She still hadn’t processed why they were reacting like this.

So, of course, she tilted her head. "Are they okay?"

Jimin sighed. "No. They’re fucking not."

Jimin shoved them out the door, ignoring their protests, their wheezing, their very real tears of betrayal.

"Out. Now.*"

"This isn't over, Park—!"

SLAM.

He turned back around, exhaling sharply, only to find her staring at him with that look.

Oh, hell no.

"You did that on purpose, didn't you?" He narrowed his eyes.

She blinked up at him, all innocence and butter-wouldn't-melt energy, clutching his sleeve like she hadn’t just committed war crimes.

"Did what?" she asked sweetly.

Jimin groaned, dragging a hand down his face. "You called me ‘Jiminie’ in front of those idiots— you knew what you were doing!*"

Her lips tugged up. "Did I?"

Oh, she was enjoying this.

This little—

"You did," he accused, leaning in. "You were supposed to stay hidden."

"I got toasty," she pouted.

He huffed. "You are the biggest menace."

She giggled, twirling a piece of his sleeve between her fingers. "Well, you’re the one who put me in your sweater, Jiminie."

Jimin groaned again, this time for entirely different reasons.

Jimin let his head fall back against the door with a thud, inhaling through his nose like he was praying for patience.

"You're—" he pointed at her, "—lucky you're cute."

Her grin widened, eyes twinkling. "I know."

Jimin lunged.

She squeaked, scrambling backward onto the bed, but he was faster, climbing over her until she was caged beneath him. He braced one arm beside her head, the other tilting her chin up, forcing her to look at him.

"You think this is funny, don’t you?" he murmured, voice low.

She nodded, biting her lip to stifle a giggle.

Jimin's eyes darkened. "You like riling me up, hmm?" His thumb swiped across her lower lip, tugging it free. "You're getting bolder, sweetheart."

"Maybe..." she whispered.

His smirk was sharp, dangerous. "You really shouldn’t test me."

"Or what?" she whispered, voice shaky but defiant.

Jimin grinned. "Oh, sweetheart…" He leaned down until his lips brushed her ear. "You don’t want to find out."

She yelped when he effortlessly folded her legs up again, pressing her knees toward her chest.

"H-Hey, hey!" she stammered, hands pushing weakly at his shoulders. "We just did that—"

Jimin raised an eyebrow, amusement curling his lips. "And?"

She huffed, squirming. "And I need a break!"

His smirk deepened. "Oh, sweetheart," he cooed, trailing his fingers down her thigh. "I don’t think you understand how much of a mess you made teasing me back there."

Her breath hitched as he leaned in, his nose brushing hers, his tone dropping to a husky whisper. "So now... you deal with the consequences."

Her breath stuttered as Jimin’s grip tightened around her thighs, his smirk all-knowing, devilish.

"C-consequences?" she squeaked, heart hammering against her ribs.

Jimin hummed, pressing slow, open-mouthed kisses along her jaw, his fingers tracing teasing patterns on her bare skin. "Mhm. You think you can just bat those pretty lashes, look all cute and helpless, and get away with it?"

She shivered, the heat between them crackling like a live wire. "I wasn't trying to—"

"Oh, but you were," he murmured, nipping at her earlobe, making her jolt. "And now, sweetheart, you're stuck with me until I decide I've had enough."

Her whimper was muffled when he kissed her again, slow and deep, and she melted right into it—because, truth be told, she wasn’t sure she’d ever have enough of him either.

Jimin was a paradox—a maddening one. His lips pressed sweet, lingering kisses against her flushed skin, but his hips snapped forward with an unforgiving pace, rattling the bed against the headboard.

"J-Jimin—!" she sobbed, her fingers twisting into the sheets, eyes unfocused as pleasure wracked through her body.

"Shh, sweetheart," he cooed, voice all honeyed affection, completely at odds with the way he was wrecking her. "You wanted this, didn’t you?"

She nodded weakly, barely coherent, and he chuckled, the sound dark, pleased. "Then take it."

And she did—helplessly, desperately—because there was no running from Jimin, no escaping the way he consumed her whole.

Jimin groaned at the sight—his oversized sweater swallowing her up, making her look even smaller beneath him. But the way her body moved, the way her breasts bounced beneath the fabric as he pinned her knees to her chest and drove into her—Merlin, it was maddening.

"Look at you," he murmured, voice thick with lust and something dangerously close to affection. "So fucking cute, wrapped up in my clothes while I ruin you."

She whined, barely able to form words, her fingers clawing at his arms, his back—anything to hold onto as he pounded into her relentlessly.

"J-Jimin—too much—!" she sobbed, but her body betrayed her, trembling, clenching around him like she never wanted him to stop.

"Too much?" He smirked, leaning down to kiss the corner of her mouth, his thrusts not slowing in the slightest. "Then why are you squeezing me so tight, sweetheart?"

By the time the night was over, she was a ruined, trembling mess in his arms. Jimin had taken her in every way imaginable—on his bed, his study table, against the wall, even standing up with her legs wrapped around him as he fucked her into delirium.

She had no thoughts left, just the lingering ache of pleasure coursing through her body. Jimin, smug and utterly pleased with himself, ran a lazy hand down her back as she lay sprawled across his chest, her breath uneven.

"Didn't know my little Hufflepuff could take so much," he murmured, kissing the top of her head. "You still with me, sweetheart?"

She tried to respond, but all that came out was a weak whimper.

Jimin chuckled, pressing another kiss to her temple. "Yeah, that's what I thought."

Jimin, still half-asleep, cracked an eye open at the sound of her grumbling. She was curled up against his chest, her face scrunched up in pure disdain at the sunlight streaming through his dorm window.

"What’s got your knickers in a twist this early?" he rasped, voice thick with sleep.

She buried her face into his chest with a dramatic groan. "It’s morning," she grumbled. "I hate mornings."

That made him pause. He blinked at her, confused. "You? Hate mornings?"

"Yes," she huffed. "Why do people always act so surprised?"

Jimin smirked. "Dunno, thought you lot were all sunshine and rainbows at the crack of dawn."

She pulled away just to squint at him, clearly unimpressed. "What exactly do you think Hufflepuffs are like?"

Jimin shrugged, fighting back a laugh. "Hardworking, cheery, obsessed with plants and small creatures… definitely not the type to whine about waking up."

She gasped, affronted. "I’ll have you know, I am very hardworking!"

"Mmm," Jimin hummed, dragging her back into his arms. "You worked pretty damn hard last night, I’ll give you that."

Her face burned, and she smacked his chest with a pout. "You’re awful."

"And yet," he teased, tilting her chin up so he could steal a slow, lazy morning kiss, "you’re still in my bed."

Jimin pulled back just enough to look her in the eyes, his thumb brushing over her cheek. "So… do you feel normal now?" he asked, voice low and teasing. "With the charm and all?"

She blinked at him, her expression still hazy with sleep, and for a second, he thought she might actually consider it. But then her lips wobbled, and she sighed dramatically, snuggling closer. "No," she admitted, voice muffled against his chest. "Still feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Still kinda want to bite you."

Jimin snorted. "Love-sick little puppy," he murmured, rolling onto his back and dragging her with him so she was sprawled on top of him.

She hummed, clearly unbothered. "Maybe. But that’s your fault."

"How so?" he asked, arching a brow.

"You did all that…" She waved a lazy hand before pressing her palm against his chest, right over his heartbeat. "And then you cuddled me. You even kissed my forehead. That’s, like, prime boyfriend behavior. How am I supposed to recover from that?"

Jimin huffed a laugh, shaking his head. "You’re ridiculous."

"And you’re stuck with me now," she mumbled, already dozing off again.

Jimin just smirked, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. "Yeah, I know."

She suddenly stiffened against him, and Jimin felt it immediately. Her fingers curled against his chest as she lifted her head, blinking at him with wide, uncertain eyes.

"Wait…" she whispered, her voice hesitant. "Are you my boyfriend?"

Jimin stared at her for a second, then smirked. "Dunno, love-sick puppy. Are you asking?"

Her face turned so red he thought she might actually explode. "Jimin!" she huffed, swatting his chest.

He chuckled, enjoying teasing her far too much, but when her lips wobbled ever so slightly, he softened. Wrapping his arms around her, he rolled them over so she was beneath him, tucked safely into the mattress. His hands cupped her cheeks, thumbs brushing soothing circles over her skin.

"Hey," he murmured, leaning in to press a soft kiss against her forehead. "Don’t go overthinking it, yeah?"

She still looked unsure, so he kissed her cheek. Then her nose. Then finally, her lips—slow and sweet, melting away her worries.

"You’re mine," he murmured against her lips. "Charm or no charm. You got that?"

She swallowed, eyes shining as she whispered, "Yeah… I got it."*

"Good," he said, smirking before stealing another kiss. "Now stop looking so cute before I keep you in bed all day."*

Just as things were getting soft and sweet, Jimin's clock let out a shrill ring, making both of them jump. It was the usual indicator to get up and start getting ready for the day, but right now, it was the most unwelcome sound in the world.

She groaned dramatically, burying her face in his chest. "Noooo..."

Jimin sighed, running a hand down his face. "Yeah, yeah. Time to get up."

She shook her head fiercely. "No. We pretend it didn’t happen."

He huffed a laugh. "We can’t just pretend time doesn’t exist, love."

"Why not?" she mumbled against his skin. "Let’s just stay here forever. Hibernate. Never go to class again."

"You hate mornings that much?"

"Yes."

Jimin chuckled, his fingers lazily tracing her spine. "I thought Hufflepuffs were supposed to be all bright and cheery in the mornings."

She peeked up at him, eyes narrowed. "What exactly do you think Hufflepuffs are like?"

He smirked. "Like little sunflowers. Always happy. Always smiling. Love waking up at the crack of dawn."

She looked personally offended. "We’re not golden retrievers, Jimin."*

"Could’ve fooled me," he teased, tapping her nose.

She swatted his hand away with a sleepy glare before sighing dramatically. "Fine. But only because I don’t wanna be late."*

Jimin grinned, giving her one last lingering kiss before finally—reluctantly—rolling out of bed. "Come on, love-sick puppy. Let’s get moving before your tiny Hufflepuff legs make you late."*

Jimin was on top of the world. He had just spent the entire night tangled up with a girl who made his heart race into oblivion—something he never thought would happen. The fact that she was still here, still looking at him like he hung the stars, had his chest feeling all warm and stupid.

And then she tried to stand up.

Tried.

Because the moment she got up, her legs wobbled, buckled, and—thud—she went down right on her ass.

Jimin froze for half a second before bursting into laughter. "Oh my god—"

"Don’t," she gritted out, glaring at him as she sat there, stunned.

"I’m sorry—" he wheezed, "I’m not laughing—"

"Yes, you are!"

"Okay, maybe a little—"

She groaned, covering her face as he knelt down beside her, wiping tears from his eyes. "You good, baby?"

"I hate you so much," she muttered.

He smirked, hooking an arm around her waist and effortlessly lifting her up. "Nah, you love me."*

"You’re the reason I can’t walk," she grumbled.

Jimin’s grin widened. "Damn right I am."*

Jimin wrapped his arms around her, pulling her against his chest as his hands slid down to her waist. His fingers glowed faintly as he channeled just enough magic to ease the worst of her soreness—but not enough to take it all away.

She shivered as the warmth spread through her, a soft sigh escaping her lips. "That feels nice..."

"Mhm." Jimin smirked, pressing a lazy kiss against her temple. "Just enough so you can walk straight, but you’re still gonna feel it, sweetheart."

Her eyes snapped open, narrowing at him. "You did that on purpose."

"Of course I did." He grinned, nipping at her earlobe. "Gotta make sure you remember last night every time you move today."*

She let out an exasperated groan, smacking his chest. "You’re the worst."

"And yet," he mused, tilting her chin up so their lips almost touched, "you still love me."*

She huffed but didn’t deny it. Not when he was looking at her like that. Not when her legs still felt like jelly.

Jimin had to help her sneak out of room and get back to her dorms.

She was practically vibrating with excitement as she threw herself onto her bed, kicking her legs and burying her face into her pillow. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" she squealed, rolling side to side. Her whole body felt like it was still buzzing from last night, and the fact that Jimin had been so... ugh, perfect made her want to melt into a puddle all over again.

She hugged her pillow tight, giggling to herself. The way he had looked at her. The way he had touched her. The way he had been so smug yet so sweet at the same time. It was too much.

Then, mid-kick, she froze.

"Shit."

Her panties were still ruined. Her skirt was still too short. Her entire body was still sore. And worst of all—she had to sneak through the halls looking like this.

"I cannot believe I just did the walk of shame out of Park Jimin’s room." She groaned, covering her face.

She needed a shower. Immediately.

Jumping up, she scrambled to gather fresh clothes, practically hopping into the bathroom. As the warm water cascaded down her skin, washing away the evidence of last night, she couldn’t stop the silly little smile on her face.

Yeah. She was totally, completely screwed.

By the time she was finally dressed and ready, she had already missed two of her classes. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

With a sigh, she scribbled out a quick letter of absence and dropped it off at the administration office before making her way to her third class—Potions.

The moment she stepped into the classroom, she felt it. His gaze.

Jimin was already in his usual seat, lounging back with that signature lazy smirk of his, his chin resting on his palm as he watched her. His eyes flicked over her, lingering for a second too long before his smirk deepened.

She felt her face heat up.

Don’t react. Don’t react.

She squared her shoulders and made her way to her usual seat, but the moment she walked past him, he shifted just enough for his fingers to ghost against the back of her thigh, just beneath the hem of her skirt.

She jumped and shot him a glare, but he only gave her an innocent tilt of his head, lips curling in amusement.

“Careful, sweetheart,” he murmured under his breath as she hurried to her seat. “Wouldn’t want you getting distracted during class.”

Oh, he was so annoying. And the worst part? She totally was distracted now.

She slumped in her seat right behind him, arms crossed as she willed herself to focus on anything but him.

But damn it, he smelled so good.

Like a mix of cedarwood, something slightly sweet, and him. She almost wanted to bury her face into his stupid uniform and just inhale.

Her gaze drifted upward. His back was broad, and his hair was slightly tousled from where she had tugged on it last night. She bit her lip, a shiver running through her at the memory.

And then there were his cheeks.

Had she ever noticed how puffy they were? Almost adorably so?

Her fingers twitched. She could just—just pinch them. Or bite him. Maybe right on his shoulder. Would he yelp? Would he glare at her?

She barely held back a giggle, pressing her lips together.

Unfortunately for her, Jimin felt her staring.

Without turning around, he casually tilted his head, voice low enough for only her to hear.

“See something you like, sweetheart?”

She jolted, nearly knocking over her ink bottle. “Wha—No! Shut up.”

Jimin chuckled, and she just knew he was grinning. Damn him.

She was a fussy little thing the entire class, and it was adorable.

Every time Jimin moved, she huffed. Every time he stretched, she squirmed in her seat. When he casually glanced back at her, she glared like he had personally offended her ancestors.

And of course, this did not go unnoticed.

His friends exchanged glances. Other students whispered amongst themselves. The whole damn class seemed to be aware of the tension crackling between them.

So when the lesson ended and Jimin, without a word, grabbed her wrist and whisked her away, the entire room collectively gasped.

Somebody actually dropped a potion vial.

“What the hell—?”

“Are they—?”

“No way—”

The murmurs grew louder, but Jimin couldn’t have cared less.

He dragged her into a quieter hallway, barely suppressing a smirk as she squirmed in his grasp.

“You’re making a scene,” she hissed, cheeks pink.

“You were the one acting all fussy in class,” he shot back, finally slowing down. “You think I wouldn’t notice?”

She crossed her arms, lips pursed. “I wasn’t—”

Jimin suddenly stepped closer, tilting his head.

“You were staring,” he murmured. “You wanted something, didn’t you?”

Her breath hitched. He was so close. Smug, teasing, infuriatingly attractive—

She huffed again, looking away.

“…I wanted to bite you.”

Jimin blinked.

And then he grinned.

“Well, sweetheart,” he purred, voice thick with amusement. “Be my guest.”

Jimin had fully expected her to go for his neck. Maybe his lips if she was feeling particularly bold.

But no.

She fully assaulted his cheeks.

It wasn’t just one bite either. It was a full-on ambush.

First, she chomped down on his right cheek—not too hard, but enough to make him jolt. Then, before he could even react, she grabbed his face and bit his left cheek.

Jimin stood there, baffled.

“What the hell—”

She pulled back, eyes sparkling with mischief, looking so damn pleased with herself. “I told you I wanted to bite you.”

He blinked. Stunned.

“Your… my cheeks?” He ran a hand over his face, as if trying to process what just happened. “Out of everything—”

“They were puffy.” She shrugged, arms crossing as if that was reason enough. “You looked edible.”

Jimin was at a loss for words. Genuinely.

For years, he had been the one tormenting her. Teasing her. Getting under her skin. And now? Now, she was the one catching him off guard.

And dammit, it was adorable.

“…You’re ridiculous,” he finally muttered, rubbing his cheek with an exasperated sigh.

She grinned. “And you love it.”

He didn’t even bother denying it.

The more he spent time with her. The more guilty ridden he got.

She was adorable, slightly dumb like she was missing a brain or two, gullible, stupidly gorgeous, funny, mischievous, caring (she stayed by his side the whole time he was sick and hand fed him)

gave him flowers whenever he gave her flowers.

gave him trinkets just because they reminded her of him.

One day she caught him brooding about these things.

He looked like he could cry

She found him in one of his usual hiding spots—a quiet nook in the library, away from prying eyes. His arms were crossed, his brows furrowed so deeply it looked like he was on the verge of a crisis.

“Why do you look like you’re about to cry?” she asked, plopping down beside him without a care in the world.

Jimin stiffened, eyes flickering to her before quickly looking away. “I’m not.”

She squinted at him. “You so are.”

“I’m not.”

“You are.”

“I’m not—”

She reached out and poked his cheek. “Are too.”

He let out a heavy sigh, leaning back against the wall, arms tightening around himself. His usual arrogance, his teasing smirks—all gone. He just looked… haunted.

“…Why are you so nice to me?” he finally asked, voice quiet.

She blinked. “Huh?”

“You know how I treated you.” His voice was bitter, self-loathing. “For years. I was an ass to you. I bullied you. And now…” He trailed off, swallowing hard. “You do all these things. You… you stay with me when I’m sick. You give me flowers, trinkets. You’re just… good to me.”

Her lips parted in realization.

Jimin let out a dry, humorless chuckle, shaking his head. “I don’t get it.”

She tilted her head, watching him closely. Then, after a moment, she simply said, “Because I like you.”

He froze.

She scooted closer, nudging his leg with hers. “You think too much.” Her voice was light, teasing, but her eyes were soft. “If I didn’t want to be here, I wouldn’t be.”

Jimin swallowed, staring at her like he didn’t know what to do with himself. Like he was desperately trying to understand how she could be so kind to him despite everything.

After a long silence, she reached into her pocket and pulled something out. A tiny, carved wooden star.

“Here.” She placed it in his palm, curling his fingers over it. “It reminded me of you.”

Jimin stared down at it, his throat tightening.

This girl—this stupidly sweet, wonderful girl—was going to ruin him.

Jimin stared down at the tiny wooden star she placed in his palm, fingers twitching around it. His throat felt tight, and for once, he had no clever remark, no teasing smirk—just silence.

She sighed and scooted even closer, her warmth seeping into him. Something he had learned about her: personal space did not exist.

"You think too much," she murmured, resting her head lightly against his shoulder. "And I think… I understand why."

He stiffened slightly, but she didn’t pull away.

"Do you remember that Quidditch match? The one where you were MVP?" she asked softly.

Jimin's jaw clenched. Of course, he did. He played perfectly that day—flawless technique, the crowd chanting his name, a victory secured in record time. And yet, the only thing burned into his memory was the look of disdain in his mother’s eyes.

She continued before he could reply. "I was there. And, well… I saw her. The way she looked at you."

Jimin inhaled sharply.

"I shouldn't have eavesdropped, I know," she admitted, shifting against him. "I couldn't hear much, but I gathered enough." Her voice turned quiet, almost pained. "It made me feel terrible."

Jimin was frozen, unsure of where she was going with this.

She fiddled with the hem of her sleeve. "I tell everyone I'm an orphan, but… that's not true. My parents abandoned me. They shipped me off to Hogwarts and never looked back." She let out a humorless chuckle. "They were always cruel. Cold. So, I get it. Parents are supposed to shape us, nurture us. But when they don’t… people sometimes…do things that go against their nature."

Jimin’s grip tightened around the tiny star.

She turned to look up at him then, her expression unbearably soft. "After that match, I stopped fighting you when you bullied me."

His breath hitched. "What?"

"If messing with me gave you even a moment of solace—any kind of relief—I figured… I’d let you have it," she said simply. "You deserved much more than that. You deserved the whole world."

Jimin felt something break inside him.

"And now that I know you," she continued, voice filled with warmth, "now that I’ve seen you—the real you—I’m gonna make sure you never forget that again."

His entire body tensed.

He had no words, no way to process the emotions slamming into him all at once. Guilt. Longing. An ache so deep he could barely breathe around it.

So instead of speaking, he did the only thing he could do.

He pulled her into his arms and held her—tight.

Jimin let out a choked laugh, still clutching her close. His chest ached in a way that wasn’t entirely unpleasant. How could she just… say things like that? Like it was the most natural thing in the world to care about him?

She pulled back just enough to pepper his face in quick, fluttery kisses—his cheeks, his nose, his forehead—before settling back into his embrace.

"Before that Quidditch match," she confessed, voice muffled against his shoulder, "I had originally planned to hex you into a frog."

Jimin blinked. "Excuse me?"

She giggled, pulling back to look at him with an impish grin. "Yep. And then I was gonna put a love spell on you so you'd have to kiss me to turn back to normal."

His jaw dropped. "You—what?"

"But I stopped myself!" she hurried to say, eyes twinkling. "I thought it’d be mean."

Jimin scoffed. "Oh, that was too mean?"

"Yes," she said with a firm nod, "because you’d be a really pretty frog, and I might’ve been too tempted to keep you that way forever."

He groaned, but his lips twitched. "Unbelievable."

She wiggled happily in his lap, clearly pleased with herself. Then, as if it was an afterthought, she muttered, "Oh, and I hate Butterbeer."

Jimin blinked again. "What?"

She huffed, pouting. "The first time I tried it, I hated it."

"Then why—"

"Because you like it," she said, poking his chest. "You always stole my milkshakes, so I figured if I got Butterbeer instead, you would take it, and I wouldn’t have to drink it."

His mouth parted slightly, something unreadable flickering in his gaze.

She giggled, clearly pleased with her own genius. "So, technically, I’ve never actually had to drink it! I just sneak milkshakes at night instead."

Jimin stared at her.

Then he pressed his forehead against hers with a groan. "You’re going to be the death of me."

She beamed. "But what a way to go!"

[lilacmingi]

MASTERLIST 🦇

ALL WORKS ARE 14+ ONLY! PLEASE DO NOT READ OR INTERACT IF YOU’RE UNDER 14. NO SPAM-LIKING PLS

☆ HONGJOONG

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Secret Santa | Fashion designer!Hongjoong x fashion designer!fem reader

Runaway | Pirate!Hongjoong x pirate!fem reader

Polyjuice Potion | Ravenclaw!Hongjoong x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

A Quest for Love | Half-orc!Hongjoong x Elf!fem reader D&D/fantasy AU

Hades | Hades!Hongjoong x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ SEONGHWA

Scrooge | Grumpy Seonghwa x Christmas enthusiast!fem reader

Nights Like These | Seonghwa x fem reader drabble

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

Captive | Pirate!Seonghwa x fem reader

Stargazing | Hufflepuff!Seonghwa x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Maleficent | Maleficent!Seonghwa x Princess!fem reader Disney Villains AU

Towards The Light | Sith!Seonghwa x Jedi!fem reader Star Wars AU

☆ YUNHO

Snowman | Snowman!Yunho x fem reader

Pillaged | Pirate!Yunho x barkeep!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Home for the Holidays | Hufflepuff!Yunho x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Captain Hook | Captain Hook!Yunho x fem!reader Disney Villains AU

Second Chances | Best friend!Yunho x fem reader

☆ YEOSANG

A Christmas Wish | Cheer elf!Yeosang x fem reader

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

My Treasure | Pirate!Yeosang x Princess!fem reader

Trading Cards & Chocolate Frogs | Ravenclaw!Yeosang x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Evil Queen | Evil Queen!Yeosang x fem reader Disney Villains AU

Antlers and All | Deer hybrid!Yeosang x fem reader

☆ SAN

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

Mall Elf | Mall employee!San x mall elf!fem reader

My Gem | Pirate!San x pirate!fem reader

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Quidditch Championship | Slytherin!San x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Cruella de Vil | Cruella!San x boutique owner!fem reader Disney Villains AU

Night Swimming | San x fem reader

☆ MINGI

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Elf in Training | Elf!Mingi x elf!fem reader

Beached | Pirate!Mingi x Siren!fem reader

Niffler Nabbing | Slytherin!Mingi x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Dr. Facilier | Dr. Facilier!Mingi x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ WOOYOUNG

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Rosy | Elf!Wooyoung x Elf!fem reader

The Hourglass | Pirate!Guerilla!Wooyoung x fem reader

Forbidden Forest | Slytherin!Wooyoung x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Hyena | Hyena hybrid!Wooyoung x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ JONGHO

Grinch AU | Grinch!Jongho x Martha May Whovier!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Stowaway | Pirate!Jongho x stowaway!fem reader

Opposites Attract | Gryffindor!Jongho x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Gaston | Gaston!Jongho x librarian!fem reader Disney Villains AU

Ornament Odyssey | Santa!Jongho x fem reader

☆ OT8

Living with 8 Vampires | Vampire!ATEEZ x fem reader

⤷ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 [this series is my baby and I want it to be perfect so I take my time writing each part. Part 2 literally took me over a year to finish oof. Hopefully the next parts don’t take that long but regardless, pls be patient with me]

When You’re On Your Period | ATEEZ x fem reader

☆ JUNGKOOK

Through Thick and Thin | Vampire!Jungkook x human!fem reader

☆ JIMIN

Change of Heart | Vampire!Jimin x human!fem reader

☆ YOONGI

Flowers In Your Hair | Yoongi x fem reader drabble

Not So Bad | Vampire!Yoongi x human!fem reader

☆ TAEHYUNG

Lost Control | Vampire!Taehyung x human!fem reader

☆ NAMJOON

Blood Bags | Vampire!Namjoon x human!fem reader

☆ HOSEOK

Different | Vampire!Hoseok x Vampire Hunter!fem reader

The Sun & The Moon | Sun!Hoseok x Moon!fem reader [NEW]

☆ JIN

The Invite | Vampire!Jin x human!fem reader

☆ OT7

Alice in Wonderland AU | BTS x fem reader

⤷ Intro | Part 1: Jungkook | Part 2: Jimin | Part 3: Yoongi | Part 4: Taehyung | Part 5: Namjoon | Park 6: Hoseok | Part 7: Jin | Finale separate endings linked in the finale

☆ CHAN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

Cherry Chapstick | Chan x fem reader drabble

Full Moon | Werewolf!Chan x Vampire!fem reader

☆ CHANGBIN

Pool Hall | Changbin x fem reader

Irresistible | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Fuzzy Socks | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Late Night Ramen | Changbin x fem reader drabble

☆ HYUNJIN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

My Muse | Hyunjin x fem reader drabble

Bound To You | Shinigami!Hyunjin x human!fem reader Death Note AU

☆ JISUNG

Stupid Cupid | Cupid!Jisung x fem reader

☆ GUNIL

Drum Lessons | Gunil x fem reader

☆ HYEONGJUN/JUNHAN

Bunny Ears | Hyeongjun x fem reader drabble

☆ JOOYEON

Practice Room Kisses | Jooyeon x fem reader drabble

Updated: 3/19/2025 [NEW: Hoseok - The Sun & The Moon]

These works are my own ideas. DO NOT steal, copy, repost, alter, or translate my works in any way! All forms of plagiarism are PROHIBITED and will not be tolerated

[wastingmylifesecondatatime]

UPDATE: 16.01.2024

NOTE: You can find other masterlists in  my mother masterlist

I have updated the following masterlists:

Criminal Minds Masterlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Bucky Barnes Masterlist

Golden Trio Era - Slytherin

BTS Poly Masterlist

Park Jimin Masterlist

Genshin Impact Masterlist

Kim Taehyung Masterlist

Min Yoongi Masterlist

Jung Hoseok Masterlist

Twilight Masterlist

Volturi Masterlist

Black Butler Masterlist

[bangtanfanfiction]

all rights reserved © bangtanfanfiction - do not repost, translate, or claim as your own.

Welcome my fellow witches and wizards!

This is an archive of stories about seven friends and their magical journeys as students and wizards.

ps; If you happen to know them, they have explicitly suggested to take the details with a grain of salt and refer to Peeves for further questions...

→ don't let the muggles get you down! || one shot series

status: in progress

→ genre: adventure, romance, fluff, angst, smut ↳ Hogwarts au

A/N: All these stories take place the same Hogwarts universe

→ Read here

♢ Pairing: Namjoon x f!Reader

♢ Word count: 3.1k

♢ Genre: fluff, humor, suggestive content

⌲ Description: You never expected the nerdy seventh-year Ravenclaw boy by the name of Namjoon to have flirting skills rivaling that the likes of world known Quidditch players

A/N: Rewrite planned.

→ Read here

♢ Pairing: Slytherin!Jimin x f!Reader

♢ Word count: 12k

♢ Genre: fluff, humor

⌲ Description: Park Jimin was a nuisance to your existence. Even though he didn't know it. He was just so perfect in everything he did that it drove you mad. You weren’t known for being the jealous type, so why did everything about Park Jimin aggravate you so much?

A/N: Heavy re-editing planned.

→ Read here

♢ Pairing: Yoongi x Female!Reader 

♢ Word count: 16.6k (Idk how this happened okay)

♢ Genre: Angst, fluff, strangers to lovers, arranged marriage, slight slowburn, smut 

⌲ Description: Min Yoongi - The 7th year Slytherin student notorious for his cold and indifferent personality, and not to mention his anti-social tendencies. What was it about him that made you so curious?  - Warnings: swearing, some finger action

♢ Pairing: Hufflepuff! Taehyung x Wallflower f!Reader 

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre:

⌲ Description: TBA

♢ Pairing: Quidditch Instructor!Seokjin x Prof!Reader 

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre: enemies-to-lovers, academic-rivals, fluff, humor, smut

⌲ Description: TBA

♢ Pairing: Ravenclaw!Jeongguk x Female!Reader 

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre: bestfriends-to-lovers, angst, fluff, humor

⌲ Description: TBA

♢ Pairing: Hufflepuff!Hoseok x Female!Reader

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre: strangers-to-lovers, fluff, angst, smut

⌲ Description: TBA

Is there a posting schedule?

Nope, not at all lmao. Just like my Tales of Times masterlist, these will be posted whenever I have the time to write. This can be once a week, to once a year. Who knows.

If you want to be on the taglist, comment down below!

[voxslays]

Me whenever a character ‘roughly pushes you against the wall’ knowing damn well I’d call the cops irl… 😏😼

[arosesstorm]

bts in Harry Potter ⚯͛ ▕⃝⃤ ϟ 9¾

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;

Captain of the quidditch team, he and jimin are best friends even if the duo couldn't be more different. A hopeless romantic, denies jimin the pleasure of taking him on his love haunts. Smart in school, loyal and kind, he is the perfect boy, and you noticed, dear Merlin if you did. Since Jimin had introduced you both, you seemed to stumble upon him everywhere you went, only to realize, in front of a butterbeer that you both have fallen hopelessly in love.

Plays Beater in Quidditch, he and his bff jungkook are the power couple of the School. He's a player, the worst, famous for having broke so many hearts it's hard to say his name around the Castle without hearing a girl cry. Proud Gryffindor, he has colored his hair bright red for his house once and liked it so much he decided to just keep it.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;

The smartest of his house, he's the brightest achievement of the Revenclaws' since its foundation. Headboy, captain of the quidditch team, is also known for being the number one answer when asked people about their first crush at Hogwarts; if you say you never thought about Kim Namjoon as your lover, you're lying.

Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.

Looks tough, has a soft spot: you. Befriending the boy in your second year, you both have grown inseparable; surviving your teenage years with him by your side had you know one thing: people should know better than to mess with you. Your ride or die honestly.

Looks innocent, is lethal. Hates quidditch and everyone who plays it. Gives this mysterious, narcissistic boy vibe; bad for him, you're worse. Being the first who had the guts of talking back to him when he was being petty, he liked you instantly, but it's not like he can tell you, so you're stuck in this enemies-who-wish-to-be-lovers thing. People call you Queen and King of Slytherin, you can't change my mind.

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;

You thought Hufflepuff were lame till you met this boy; still shocked that he wasn't sorted into Slytherin you catch him one day petting a Thestral in the forbidden forest, a smile on his face and suddenly you realize why. Getting to know Kim Taehyung had been a dark and difficult ride, but once you're in, you can't seem to come out. You can't think of a person who knows you better than this boy.

Sweetest boy you know, once helped you with your transfiguration's spells and still takes the blame for having turned the professors' pet into a pot. After that incident you engraved his name on the left side of your heart; there was no way you were not gonna become best friends after this.

© 2023 of Mia (arosesstorm). All Rights Reserved.

[borahaerhy]

Sorting the BTS Members into Hogwarts Houses bc I can

My credentials: I have two hyper fixations in my life, the only two things I actually care about, the only two things I spend all day and night thinking about and they are: Harry Potter and BTS.

Without further ado, here is how I would sort them

THERE ARE ONLY TWO THAT I AM CERTAIN OF, ONLY TWO THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT THEY ARE IN THESE HOUSES AND THEY ARE: 

Jung Hoseok: Hufflepuff

Where tf else would he go

Sweetie pie

Chill

Always trying to be nice to everyone and make everyone seem loved and appreciated 

Possibly a stoner 

OBSCENELY humble and cool 

Mom Friend™

Min Yoongi: Slytherin

Smart as fuck

Knows what he’s good at and doesn’t need any validation whatsoever 

Not unwilling to cheat in order to win a game 

Along that note: Competitive 

EXTREMELY prideful in where he came from

Confident 

NOW AS FOR THE NEXT TWO, I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN ON WHAT HOUSE THEY WOULD BE PLACED IN, BUT I COULD SEE ARGUMENTS MADE FOR OTHERS. THEY ARE: 

Kim Seokjin: Gryffindor (?)

Cool Guy™

Funny, class clown type 

Studies well, but prefers to do just about anything else 

Competative, but moreso in theory

Like he goes to all the quidditch matches and screams so loudly for his team, and talks made shit on whoever they’re playing against, but would never actually play the sport. 

Overly Confident 

HOWEVER

I could literally see him being sorted into any of the houses and it making sense. 

Hufflepuff? 

Sure, he’s a chill guy. 

Prefers to spend his time relaxing rather than doing things

Has known how to sneak into the kitchens since first year, and does it almost nightly. 

Ravenclaw? 

Why not? He’s smart and works hard 

Dad jokes are basically cheesy riddles, so he can get into the common room no problem 

Would probably be studying anything other than what’s been assigned to him. 

Slytherin? 

He might not fit in perfectly, but the traits are there

Smart mouthed and overly confident 

Doesn’t need validation from anyone 

Competative - very okay with cheating/lying in order to win the game 

It’s all in the name of fun, right? 

He could be literally any of them bro idek at this point.

Kim Taehyung: Hufflepuff

All for chilling the fuck out

Sporatically hyper 

Also possibly a stoner 

Doesn’t like when others are left out 

LOVES ANIMALS 

Also class clown vibes but more like he just wasn’t paying attention and was accidentally funny when he was called on

BUT I could see the argument for Ravenclaw:

So smart bro 

Would have an absolute blast with the riddles 

Probably loves researching niche topics that have nothing to do with anything but he’d much rather know if polyjuice potion would give it’s user the same ailments as the person they’re becoming than complete the essay McGonogall assigned two weeks ago 

You can’t really tell if he's just really smart or a little crazy (affectionate) 

NOW, WE MOVE ONTO THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE, FOR HE IS SPLIT DEADASS DOWN THE MIDDLE BETWEEN TWO HOUSES, AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME DECIDE WHICH ONE IS MORE ACCURATE. I PRESENT TO YOU: 

Park Jimin: Slytherin/Hufflepuff

He’s a Slytherin because: 

Smart, but make it mischievous 

Knows exactly how to get what he wants 

Very sure of himself 

C O M P E T A T I V E 

Get’s top grades and will tell everyone about it 

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

But he’s a Hufflepuff because:

The most loyal and empathetic man to maybe have ever existed 

Will do anything to make his friends/loved ones happy 

There are more important things than academics (still gets top grades though)

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

AND FINALLY, THIS LAST SECTION COULD’VE GONE INTO THE SECOND SECTION JUST FINE, BUT I’M PETTY AND DISAGREE WITH NAMJOON’S SORTING DECISIONS (that he made like 7 years ago) AND LIKE I CAN SEE HIS POINT BUT HE’S SO WRONG. FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, WE HAVE: 

Jeon Jungkook: Ravenclaw/Gryffindor 

He’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Very smart, and he definitely prides himself on it to some degree

A true Jack of all Trades 

Wants to be the best at everything, and is very willing to work towards getting it

Namjoon said he’d be a Ravenclaw (and who am I to argue with Joonie?) 

But he’s a Gryffindor because: 

Outwardly, he’s the most Gryffindor person you could get 

Competative 

Athletic 

Academically driven 

Popular Jock type 

A mischievous little shit 

Seriously, would make the Marauders proud 

But he would take the house cup so fucking seriously guys 

I cannot stress that enough 

If they lost even one of the years he attended Hogwarts

He’d never let it go. It would keep him up at night for years to come 

(And I feel like that’s a very Gryffindor trait)

(Turns out I’m very willing to argue with Joonie. Sorry, babe)

Note: Regardless of all of this, I think it'd would be hilarious if Jungkook was still sorted into Ravenclaw. He's just outwardly extremely Gryffindor, bringing complete chaos and unprecedented success to Ravenclaw that they haven't seen in centuries. 10/10 concept.

SPEAKING OF JOON: 

Kim Namjoon: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw 

He’s a Gryffindor Because: 

Outrageous amounts of leadership potential 

Because Namjoon said he’d be a Gryffin– damn I already made that joke

But he’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Do I really have to say it? 

The smartest person I’ve never met 

An actual genius 

Would get top grades but only because he’s smart so everyone expects him to 

Would much rather be researching literally anything else 

Animagi 

Unicorns

The Philosopher's Stone

Literally anything because he’s in a magic school and anything’s possible 

(He would also be muggleborn, but that’s more of my own headcannon)

Really couldn’t give a fuck less about Quidditch 

Or winning the house cup 

Wtf is house pride? I’m just here to read, man

ALSO, in my PROFESSIONAL OPINION, he would really fw Divination, and I generally just don't think Gryffindor's really do, because it's so theoretical.

If you have any other points that I've overlooked please let me know, I love talking about this kind of shit.

[abcthv9795]

"Stars and Hippogriffs" by aureumie on ao3

•Taekook

•Astronomy Professor Taehyung

•Magizoologist Jeongguk

•Harry Potter AU

•Slytherin Taehyung

•Hufflepuff Jeongguk

•Newt Scamander Jeongguk

•Fluff

•May contain some smut

[hisunshiine]

hisunshiine’s 2022 Stories

Running List of my fics posted in 2022. Top of the list is December 2022 and goes back through January of 2022.

❀ tri-wizard trials | myg (m)

slytherin!yoongi x gryffindor!reader — hogwarts!au; (12.26.2022)

❀ late night talking | kth (m) [2/3]

taehyung x reader — camboy!au; (11.22.2022)

❀ daydreaming | kth (m) [1/3]

taehyung x reader — camboy!au; (11.19.2022)

❀ whims & inconsistencies series | ksj (m) COMPLETED [7/7]

seokjin x poc reader — SERIES; victorian era!au; (11.04.2022)

❀ cures for idiosyncrasies | jjk (m) 

jungkook x reader — victorian era!au spin-off of wai; (09.30.2022)

❀ an angel’s mistake | jjk knj (m) 

jungkook x reader, past namjoon x reader — idol!au; (09.29.2022)

❀ ship happens! part of The Seven Seas | myg (m) 

yoongi x reader —cruise ship!au; (09.06.2022)

❀ happier | myg (pg-13)

yoongi x reader —lovers to exes & ANGST; 845 words (05.16.2022)

❀ eternal night: part of the everlast series

taehyung x OC —unrequited love & vampire au; 3.8k (05.08.2022)

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[yoonia]

Hey Dia! I’d like to share more stuff I talked about in my last message (the seven deadly sins au) if it’s fine. Fair warning, I’m gonna send more than one ask related to this fic, so be on the lookout lol.

For Lust, I’ve been thinking about casting Taehyung. I do like Jimin being associated with the same sin but I thought of doing something different and just to make it less predictable (like with EANA). Also idk if I’m the only one but I feel like Tae and Jimin give different vibes when they’re depicted as the sin of lust, not that it’s bad of course. Idk how I can explain it though.

In this story, OC here feels lonely because everyone she knows is dating someone except her. The thing is though, she has a fear of commitment and intimacy (because trauma). So one night at a bar, OC meets Taehyung and sleeps with him that same night. And for a while, OC would regularly visit and spend time with him and the 2 of them would explore all kinds of kinks. But the problem is that their whole relationship revolves around sex and nothing else, (which is shallow and superficial obviously). But they both realize that eventually. For Taehyung, he realizes he’s never learned how to form genuine connections with ordinary humans (despite wandering the earth for several years). And for OC, she realizes she needs to love herself before loving others. She only wanted to “date” Taehyung because she felt left out and didn’t know (or see) her self worth. And she only likes the idea of being in love.

I came up with this storyline in particular because when I watched that one video I mentioned from my last message, it explains how lust stems from loneliness. And I just think that’s something a lot of people can relate to. I’m ngl, idk if it’s just me (or maybe I don’t have as wide as a variety with reading fics as I thought lol) but I haven’t really seen lot of fics out there with realistic portrayals of friends with benefits relationships (and the side effects). Ig I’m just curious what it would be like to write one that shows the more unhealthy sides of those kinds of relationships. Not that it’s bad to write fics the way you want to of course (I really hope it doesn’t sound like I’m shaming anybody’s writing btw)

I actually have a rough draft that’s in progress rn but nothing’s set it stone yet. I like what I’ve written so far though😊

I'm sorry I always so late getting back to you but OMG you need to write this 😭😭😭 for real. I love it!

(ps. I'm answering your asks separately so I can respond more coherently since my brain is running slow after I got sick lol)

I can totally see what you meant about Tae and Jimin having different vibes if you want to relate them with Lust. I think it's similar to how people always see Jimin as somewhat a Slytherin, as he seems to have this mischievous and darker side that can be completely unpredictable, which is why he seems to be the perfect candidate for Lust. But you know, seeing Taehyung's most recent..."endeavours" (the thirst traps he constantly threw at us ever since he started Instagram, his photoshoots, his most recent release), he does have this bad boy side of him that feels a bit more like a frat boy-ish vibe which, I can totally see as Lust.

You always have different twists with your ideas, so they're always awesome and I love reading through them.

Back to your idea, I think it's great to challenge yourself with writing in a darker theme. People are often afraid of delving into heavy topics like unhealthy relationships because they know that readers often dive into fiction work looking for happy endings as their form of escape, but there are others (like me, heh) who love reading these types of stories. Yes, writing toxic relationships, cheating, or types of relationships you mentioned above, often takes you a bit too close to reality as they happen in real life, but that's actually the beauty of writing, you know? Bringing real topics that we meet in life into a story so we can truly "feel" it. Sometimes, reading about pain can be cathartic and healing for some, which is why angst fics still have many readers.

What I love about your idea for this story is how it challenges your characters to grow as people and to test whether or not they can communicate with each other in the story. While your challenge would be about bringing all of this to life (which seems fun, tbh. I love challenges).

I say continue polishing your rough draft and let your your idea grow. The way you write in bullet points (the way you sent the ideas for EANA to me) was one of the ways I often do when I brainstorm ideas. You'll probably end up fixing some plotholes and filling up the scenes once you continue going with it.

(ps. 2. if you're still on my Patreon, you can use my writing practice sheets to organize your ideas. I have some more of these sheets coming soon so I hope they can help you with developing this idea--and others)