#slow grenade

[dramioneasks]

Hey !! I am looking for some new fics to read so, Please recommend some fics similar to: Simply Irresistible: [Ron breaks up with hermione a week b4 the wedding and mingles with draco's gf then and then draco comes to the rescue giving her a whole new makeover. I particularly liked the ron bashing, dramione bonding and sweet fluff. It also had dramione Hogwarts bonding.] Slow grenade: Over the years bonding of dramione, with secretive meet ups. Tooth rotting fluff is what I loved with a bit of action. Would be preferable if they are on wattpad. Thanks!! I am sorry if I am not clear with my request. (dramione = draco and hermione for short)

Next time send this in as two different asks please:

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SG:

my brother’s best friend - mrsren - E, 5 chapters - Hermione’s plan to lose her virginity starts with a list of potential men to get the job done. At the top of an already very short list rests Draco Malfoy, but he’s her brother’s best friend. The pinch: Draco finds the list, and she is woefully unprepared for the fallout.

The Healer’s Guide To Transfiguration - malpal132 - E, one-shot - It happens like this: Hermione is hunched over her desk like some kind of Tolkien goblin, essentially deep-throating three Sambal fish tacos from Del Seoul in a desperate bid to finish a late lunch before her next appointment (she’d rather choke to death than be late) when a light knock on the open door makes her head snap up. “Dr. Granger?” Holy shit. Holy shit. Her previous nonchalance about choking to death vanishes when she sees who’s standing in her door and a piece of fish hunkers down for a long winter in her esophagus. “Are you–shall I perform the Heimlich?” He asks, face familiar and concerned as he moves a step closer. “I don’t think your face should be that shade of purp–” She cuts him off by vomiting into the trash can. Airway finally clear, she gulps a few greedy breaths. Her lungs expand and her face burns, and Hermione genuinely wonders if she’s hallucinating. She’s not prone to fantastical thinking even though she’s well acquainted with the fantastic, but…why else would Draco Malfoy be standing in front of her? Malfoy, on crutches. Malfoy, handing her a tissue? Malfoy, but…not. It’s complicated.

Project Ghost by youhavemyswordandmybow - M, 19 chapters - Granger is the Head Analyst working at the DMLE wondering what the hell is going on with the spike of dark magic - and why an unknown wizard vigilante is running around like Jason flipping Bourne. Malfoy, may or may not be that vigilante - but he’s certainly not telling Granger, with her exceptionally nice arse and cute freckles. As Head Auror, (Hermione’s former and Draco’s current) best friend Harry has answers - and as strained as their friendship is, Hermione is going to get them. *** Beta’d by loads of different people but mainly Peb, MagicalIndigoSunrise and Ardeleanca - with huge thanks to them! And if there are mistakes - masses of apologies. If you like it, gimme some kudos or pls write a comment :) Thanks for reading!

Other Halves by westxnorthwest - E, 37 chapters, Words: 155,362 - Hermione is returning to Hogwarts, this time as a professor of Muggle Studies. It had been four years since the Battle of Hogwarts and she was more than ready to reclaim her life as her own, rather than living under the pressures of being part of the Golden Trio. Her personal life might be somewhat in shambles, but she’s willing to forge her own future and put herself first, for the first time in her life. Little does she know, Draco Malfoy is beginning his tenure as a professor this year too. Her complicated feelings as they pertain to the Malfoy heir resurface as she tries to navigate them, her failing relationship with Ron, and the infancy of her career. *** COMPLETED WORK | Author’s Note: This is, first and foremost, a love story. Mind the tags, but this is not a dark tale, just a few…less sunny moments. You’ll have some fluff, some angst, some (hopefully) really good smut, and, of course, some plot to carry us along. Tags have been updated to reference important themes, even if they only feature briefly, and chapters will contain relevant content warnings. If I’ve missed one, please let me know! This story developed into its own as I wrote and posted.

Baby, Any Time You’re Ready, I’m Waiting by Zeebee3 - E, 11 chapters - “Alright,” said Pansy. “Then we’re still stuck. How do we divide three rooms between three girls and three boys?” “You share with Ginny. Blaise shares with Ron. And then Draco and I can share,” said Hermione easily, scrolling through the phone at the rest of the property images. Pansy’s attention snapped to Draco so fast, he almost jolted at the impact of it. “Oh?” She said with pointed interest. Draco shook his head minutely at her and her brows shot up. She turned back to Hermione. “Why you and Draco, Hermione?” “Well it’s such a lovely house, it’d be a shame to pass it up just because of sleeping arrangements.” She glanced up, perhaps sensing the underlying emphasis in Pansy’s question, and met his eyes. “You don’t mind, do you Draco? Or I could share with Ron if you’d rather be with Blaise?” “Don’t mind a bit.” He sipped his tea, the picture of nonchalance. —— Or where Hermione thinks she and Draco are “just good friends” but he’s secretly in love.

Big Dick Energy by louiseob - E, 9 chapters - After months of successfully keeping Ginny Weasley away from happy hours with her coworkers, Hermione finally relents and allows her to tag along. Unfortunately, her crassest friend wants nothing more than to embarrass Hermione and (hopefully) get her and Draco sodding Malfoy into bed together one and for all.

Fifty Shades of Granger - winterwells - E, 7 chapters - Draco Malfoy finds himself reentering society after having been on house arrest for the past five years. The Wizengamot has *graciously* given him the opportunity to leave the manor provided he gets a job at the Ministry. What could go wrong? Dramione, post-war AU

-Lisa

(PS: yes we know what dramione means....)

[groovetrill]

[Ellie Goulding:]

Slow grenade it's blowing up my mistakes

So why don't I, why don't I stop it?

Still got time for me to stop it

It's like a part of me must want it

That's why I'm not running from it

Can't escape this blowing up

In my face so why can't I

Why can't I stop it?

Still got time for me to stop it

It's like a part of me must love it

That's why I'm not running from it

[Lauv:]

Crazy, late nights in the city

Drink until you hate me

Then say that I should just let you go

But hold on, why do we still hold on?

Think that we should move on

But we're too scared of being alone

You say my name like you know my dark side, ooh

Can't beat the taste of the tears that I'll cry, ooh

Slow grenade it's blowing up my mistakes

So why don't I, why don't I stop it?

Still got time for me to stop it

It's like a part of me must want it

That's why I'm not running from it

Can't escape this blowing up

In my face so why can't I

Why can't I stop it?

Still got time for me to stop it

It's like a part of me must love it

That's why I'm not running from it

(Ooh)

Why can't I stop it?

Still got time for me to stop it

It's like a part of me must love it

That's why I'm not running from it

[thehorsesthatareslow]

Aftermath.

[too-many-rooks]

So many interesting expressions happening here

[xcziel]

has anybody else thought about how jk could easily manage sofia's parts of slow dance or is it just me?

[tongueonsocket]

HI UM. LOSING MY SHIT TONIGHT WAS INSANE. like i can’t believe i was there oh my god

on another note i really need water

[melaniepilled]

me 🤝 applying love songs to friendships

[look-better-in-gold]

showed my friend a song bc it’s so ace and she was expecting something cutesy about fire and got “my execution date is set” as the first line

[explosivedarling]

yet another starter call

[dildoteamtaskforce]

In other news, I finally beat Trepang2 and got the extended ending on the first try.

[mystic-maniac]

Guys I'm not even gonna make a proper ??? post because too much just happened

[chaos-vulpix]

@weekend-whip @k1ngtok1 I would like to formally blame these 3 songs for the Final Frontier playlist brainrot

These 5 songs for the refined version of the Aftershock playlist

And this song for making me think "y'know what? I'mma do a Jaya playlist too"

Also, just as a little treat & maybe to infect you with my current Kai & Lloyd-related brainrot, I've come to realize that these 3 tracks from Sonic Frontiers fit well with them in terms of beating up the bad guys. Let my boys be badass with loud music blaring in the background.

[djkerr]

Slow Horses 04x06 Hello Goodbye

Slow Horses 4.06 Hello Goodbye

[thehorsesthatareslow]

HoH River you are so real to those with eyes to see it.....

Him being confused and saying "what?" Over and over when Hank brings him out of the restaurant and everyone is pointing guns everywhere.

Him trying to desperately adjust to not being able to hear out of his right ear in all that chaos.

[whimsicalcotton]

okay after listening to Spiracle like 6000 more times it's not just those last few lines. the whole fuckin thing is Saturated in pricefield flavors.

[crowcryptid]

I have given up trying to make a lightweight build. Idk if I just don’t have access to the right parts or something but I don’t see how ur supposed to make it work. I could bring a single gun, a blade, and only 1 weak back weapon or else I’d be overburdened. It wasn’t enough damage.

I now have a 4 legged blow-everything-up machine but using lightweight arms that have the highest firearm specialization rating. Tbh idk how important that stat is but it’s workin so 👍

It’s not very fast. But the damage is so high it doesn’t matter (so far)

I don’t want to go to the tank treads cause that’s even slower.. but if I get anything heavier than I have rn then I gotta switch to the tank. I’m just barely under the weight limit.