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I love that River Cartwright's first instinct when getting the absolute shit kicked out of him is to go "my dad's going to pick me up!! any minute now my dad's going to come get me!!" and then five minutes later his dad does in fact pick him up

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I love Slow Horses so much, but whenever someone asks me about it it’s like my brain gets overwhelmed with excitement and short circuits and all I’m able to say is something like this:

Me, telling my friends about Slow Horses: it’s so good, like actually it’s so good, just trust me it’s so good

Them: oh, what makes it good?

me: it’s so good it’s literally SO good like please I love it so much it’s so good

them: no, but why is it so good?

me, frothing at the mouth: ITS SO GOOD OKAY I LOVE IT ITS SO GOOD PLEASE WATCH IT PLEASE

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I wonder if River would feel jealous if he found out Spider had other friends. And would Spider feel jealous if he found out River had other enemies?

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Diana Taverner appreciation post # 2

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Slow Horses Shirley's hair getting progressively shorter every season ✂️

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doing what he does best: getting injured

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give him a break ; (hard times — paramore)

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FELLOW AROACE RIVER TRUTHER.....

don’t mind me i’m just irradiating river with my aroace beam. yeah it’ll be forever.

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Rosalind Eleazar as Louisa Guy Slow Horses – S04E02

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Freddie Fox as James Webb in Slow Horses (S01E01)

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i’ve had the slow horses brainrot for all of two weeks and like. it may be small but it’s one of the fandoms of all time for a whump enjoyer. everyone collectively looked at river cartwright and said i’m going to put that man in a blender and he’s going to like it. i’m obsessed

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when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

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if the task involves sprinting through a crowd you assign river cartwright to it.

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teaching your dog to “drop it”