#slightly less bad

[stealingpotatoes]

heres a crappy venn (??) diagram explaining the dynamics in the tl4j time travel au bc it's easier than trying to write a full plot

[16th-of-a-twigg]

‘Cause I can ಠ⌣ಠ V2 Redraw of this 9 year old piece - I may work on the paired Merlin part in the future Ko-Fi

[klaissance]

they are god’s eepiest soldiers im begging please let them ReLaX

[fireproof-art]

“Actually, you said Love, for you, is larger than the usual romantic love. It’s like a religion. It’s terrifying. No one will ever want to sleep with you.”

[stupidvillainousposts]

100% Ford is on His Brother's Side and Would be Furious Upon Learning the Rules Stan Has to Follow Regarding the Town

Ford, watching Fidds muzzle Stan: *Using Every Ounce of Strength to Keep From Punching Fidds*

Stan, slightly loopy: Ah, did ya hear what the mayor was thinkin' 'bout, Honey Bunches?

Fidds, listening but trying to focus on keeping a straight face: Hmm?

Stan: The... the townspeople are getting concerned that... that the pups will get aggressive. Been telling the mayor to make us start muzzlin' 'em when they turn 13.

Ford and Fidds: *Tense Up Instantly*

Stan: Yeah, I uh... I overheard Toby talkin' 'bout it to Bud. *Snickers Humorlessly* Can't even get them to leave innocent kids alone. Jus' my luck, huh? Follow their rules and they still wanna punish anyone related to me.

Fidds, on the verge of tears: *Runs a Hand Through Stan's Hair* Shh, we don't need'a talk about that right now.

Stan: Hmm... I'm a bad man, aren't I?

Fidds and Ford: NO! *Cringe When Stan Jumps*

Ford: Sorry, Stanley. But whatever those narrow minded people have convinced you of about yourself is false! I don't know what happened to make... this need to happen, but I do know it wasn't your fault.

Stan, wagging his tail: Heh, I got the best brother in the world; don't I, Honey Bunches?

Fidds: *Presses a Kiss Atop Stan's Head* Mhm.

Stan: *Hums Softly as He Starts to Fall Asleep*

Fidds: *Sniffles and Kisses Stan Again* Ain't nothin' bad about ya, sweetheart.

Ford, unable to watch anymore: Fuck this. *Turns to Leave*

Fidds: Goin' somewhere?

Ford, dead serious: To find the dead man who dared to hurt my family.

[b4kuch1n]

siren

[heyclickadee]

Phee speedpaint. Sort of speedpaint. (Maybe take the “speed” out of the paint part—I’m a very, very slow painter.)

[lunarharp]

the scrabblers and their bored boyfriends

[riocinn]

rockafire human au where earl is a crusty white dog covered in tumeric

[p1-norris]

i’m so fascinated by the ‘piastri doesn’t have to publicly thank norris/he might have just done it privately’ thing bc like… no he doesn’t have to but you have to acknowledge that it’s not a good look to, on more than one occasion now, completely fail to acknowledge your teammate’s role in your win? piastri did fuck all in norris’ win at miami and lando still talked about how well piastri did and how unlucky he was afterwards - lando handed piastri his first win from six seconds up the road and saved his second when mclaren screwed up their strategy yesterday and he just… didn’t recognise either of those things afterwards?

like, maybe he did thank him privately. maybe he didn’t. we will never know. but as like a public perception thing, he doesn’t help himself come across as a good teammate or as a team player at any point

[agave]

quick moment of silence for anyone who is an introject of iskall, I think you guys should automatically get control of his bank details and become the main iskall

[wolfwarrior142]

Callum has asked Rayla twice now to kill him if he's ever corrupted again. This time as like a barter. And this time, despite looking devastated, she finally (begrudgingly) agrees. And later this season, Callum is cleared of his dark magic corruption, but it also warned that if he does dark magic again it'll overwhelm him.

Man my dreams have already been haunted enough by death foreshadowing I can't take much more of it for these two.

[animalpetcel]

Path of Life Ramblings (Story Spoilers below)

mentally I compare Mylnar and Ulpianus a lot. They're both the 1 dude of previously all female groups (the Nearls and the Abyssal Hunters) and both hold the title of being basically the Eldest and one of the strongest of the group were a lot of the overarching lore comes from.

But, I dislike Mylnar. Mainly bc of how mean he is to Blemishine in her debut event and I kinda always hated how he felt like he wanted to drag everyone else into his permanent pity party (his voicelines making him out to be a complete Eeyore didn't help either). I'm guessing that he gets better in his own event (bc I still found him annoying in Near Light), but it's taking me a while to sit down and read it bc I still hold a grudge for how he treated Blemi (who is one of my fav characters) And what I heard from people who play CN during Path of Life's original announcement made me worried that I would fine Ulpianus either boring, or as irritating as Mylnar.

But that wasn't the case! Despite Ulpianus' withdrawn and similar stick up his ass attitude, it was easier to see that he like, cares about the other Hunters and other characters like Underflow & Jordi even when he's still refusing to actually team up with anyone else! I was actually really concerned about him by the end, bc what he's doing is incredibly dangerous and he doesn't even have someone to help him/witness the info he's about to gain if he loses himself to the seaborn. So I'm excited to see what happens when the other AH finally catch up to him, whether it be to help or capture him, or both. And maybe he also needs a lecture about how wonderful working with a team can be instead of wanting to carry everything himself.

I do have to say that it's also, kinda weird that Path of Life is when he's playable? Like, it ends with him vanishing to gain the knowledge that the Seaborn/Matus has on the past of the Aegir/The Firstborn, the danger of him maybe losing himself the same way Martus did and the other AH vowing to find him and bring him in for like, an actual explanation of everything. But now he's just...on the landship...still completely lucid....with an epilogue of his experiences being in his files...kinda working with the other AH now but not really

It feels kinda anti-climatic? Honestly it felt kinda weird how the narrative kept kinda asking us to doubt if he was still in the right mind when he never did or said anything for us to really doubt him besides like, refusing to work with others or explain more than what he viewed as the bare minimum. Also I kinda wanted him to like, actually have a moment where he accepts the other AH's help and officially joins them under Gladiia's command.... Tho it also kinda feels like Ulpianus was basically the only person they could have had as a 6* this event. The rest of the AH already released and Jordi & Irene are too early in their developments still to get alters. Lucilla's screentime would be too criminally low given what the story is trying to accomplish as well. I guess...maybe Underflow could have worked as the 6*? But I'm not super certain. And then it feels too early for Gladiia's moms as well.

But hey I'm glad I don't hate him. Now my next wish is that the next AH event finally lets Andreana and Iridescence join the fray. I kinda feel like Aegir would be interested in the church of the deep creating a half-abyssal, given their own difficulties with the procedure. (Also I just want Andreana to be more present in AH stuff....please HG...)

[worstloki]

i feel like the thor movies should have explored more about how the other realms hate Asgard and it's not all because of Odin because Bor also killed off basically the entire race of dark elves with the bifrost beam and that came back to bite them as much as Hela did

[urproblematicfav-ao3]

Its important to me that everyone know about a really stupid radiostatic fic idea I have lodged somewhere in the back of my brain of a human au kinda thing where Alastor is like, this beautiful fae deer centaur thing that's absolutely a fucking demon that will lure you in and then eat you by being super cute, and Vox is some dude that's currently tripping every available ball that he has, and just assumes Al is some hallucination he's having.

Anyway, Alastor tries to be a temptress, it works too well and now Vox wants to fuck him instead of just sell his soul or something easier. Something something, some kind of dialogue exchange that's like

Vox: Ok but is it morally wrong to fuck you tho. Like, am I on some bestiality shit rn, (along with so much fucking acid) or does the human upper part cancel it out.

Alastor: Well, considering the fact that the parts you want to put your dick in are the only deer parts on me, yes, you are an absolute degenerate.

Vox: Hmn. Alright. Walp, I accept this hypothetical crime.

Alastor: What is wrong with you. Also gimmie your soul.

Vox: If I get literal deer pussy in exchange, then yea sure.

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

Comic Posting Yupii

Part 1/2 bc of the picture limit </3

Part 2 in the rbs 🫶

Maybe he should've thought twice before making jokes in front of someone who's been conditioned into following orders his whole life but🤷

What do I know, I'm just the writer🤕

Btw no, neither of them are serious, and Pup knows that<3