#sleepy pig

[guineapiggies]

Via masonscavies

[nthflower]

Cuno should join Hardie boys in the future not RCM btw my unpopular hot take opinion thingie.

[pigswithwings]

you all really liked that computer post huh

have a little bit of diversity

[xus-alt]

HEHEHEHE SHIROI

Silly rat creature

[juliakalim]

Boi ❤

[littlebigpiggies]

[bonnieura]

he both sounds and looks so tired here as in sleepy like boy hit the bed PLEASE for ur own good

[chameleocoonj]

direct correlation between late sleuthiversary art and having to work :'D

[cookie-nom-nom]

between his stage name of Wilbur (boar) and his real last name of Gold, Wilbur basically seems predestined to get interpreted as a piglin hybrid, further cementing his role as Technoblade’s twin. In this essay I will-

[ogmaddoxtamoke]

While we're waking up, the little ones are going to sleep.

Think I'm almost done with the majority of the Hazbin cast at this point, but I know that I've still got a ways to go before I finish the whole Hellaverse.

[royal-dragon7]

Any ever think about how Technoblade IS a pig, the name Wilbur MEANS pig, and Tommy’s old channel WAS “Channel nut pig?”

What is it with sbi brothers and pigs?

[hellish-riddles]

So sleeby pt 2

[kingludoavarius]

Billie and Seve’s Adventures in Love and Friendship.

By request, my series featuring Billie Bust Up and Corn Kidz 64, Billie and Seve’s Adventures in Love and Friendship. This ongoing series follows Billie, Seve, and their friends and family as they contend with the evil demon menace Vadrigar, and as they form relationships that strengthen their bonds. This series is updated roughly every week or two, depending on how long it takes me to get out a one-shot or a chapter. The point is, it’s consistently getting worked on and I aim to finish it eventually. I will repost when the series is finished as well. Take this an an AU, and none of the characterizations or liberties within seriously. I just wanted to have fun and make beautiful stories for everyone to enjoy. Thank you.

@billiebustupofficial @bbu-fan-blog @a-little-ray-of-fantasy @megamanzero5098

[dorylinae-supremacy]

Fic concept time uhhh mind the tags

Tags: Phil Watson centric, alternate universe - magic, dark Phil, dark Techno, wizard Phil, criminal Phil, accidental murder, improper body disposal, guilt, technical cannibalism, potions are a drug, non consensual body modification, child Technoblade, accidental child acquisition, ~370 words, you get the vibe as you read

AU where Phils a wizard that just keeps doing illegal shit, mostly body modifications and potion selling but eventually someone was willing to pay for a surgery that didnt end up in their favour.

Now he has a body on his hands and no clue what to do with it. He's no necromancer, he can't bring them back or hide what he's done.

Luckily he lives alone, isolated away from anybody who could come close and discover his crime. He ends up feeding the body to the only pig he owns, its all he really could do aside from turning himself in.

He tries move on with his life, hands shaky with the knowledge of what hes done. He's a criminal, an illegal doctor, an unlicenced brewer who sells dubious potions to anyone with enough gold but he's not a killer.

Eventually things smooth out, he checks in on the pasture and finds the body gone, his pig now happily eating away at the slop he'd prepared. After a quick inspection the only think he can find left is a finger.

With a shaky grip he picks the ice cold digit up and feeds it to the swine. It gobbles it up happily as if it were a carrot. He feels vaguely sick.

That night he goes to sleep early, only awakened by a loud bang and a squeal coming from his pasture, bright light eminating from the space. He shoots out of bed and runs to check out the commotion.

What he finds in front of him sickens him to his core.

The pig is twitching on the floor, spasming as its body contorts into a shape it was never meant to fill before light consumes it. With a final squeal he hears a snap and then silence.

Light dies down and in the middle of the dirt covered pasture is a child. One with pink hair and a pig tail.

He never had plans to become a father, his lifestyle had made such a thing impossible, but now he has a child he has to take care of. One with a taste for human.

Distantly he wonders if turning himself in really would have been better.

[smitukey]

sleepy time pigbear ⭐

[woolyboo]

hello enjoy a picture of my little sunbathing friend aka my lizard aka my lazy little non rent paying roommate