#sleeps in sink

[hell0jon]

“First one to leave has to read the next statement”

It’s been 48 hours

[fizzytoo]

preparing to play lovestruck w a bad bitch 😋😋

original lot by @captain-silvera

[forged-in-kaoss]

Episode 110 vs episode 1100

[mossymandibles]

Sketch of Kraw asleep in his captain’s den (Jago calls it the ‘squash pit’). His bed is literally like a small in-ground pool lined with blankets and pillows and a makeshift mattress nest; he’s had to be very innovative to make his boat accommodating for him. I didn’t draw enough of his trinkets and clutter but he enjoys hanging things and the look of paper lanterns. Ellie and her kids make them for him.

[bunabi]

Leliana is so strong for keeping quiet during the Exalted Council

Raising objections to the Inquisition when he should have been at home in the bannorn raising his fucking mage-born son

god I love Dragon Age man

[kraftykelpie]

Ouughhh him

[rivusapoems]

female characters

[liquid-sunshines]

honestly dunno how zzl looks in my head but i just kept repeating 'xianxia butler xianxia butler xianxia butler' in my head lmao (even tho technically he's tlj's nephew i feel he acts more like a butler/servant kkk)

also idk if his outfit is period accurate but my art, my rules u_u

i really enjoy drawing danger noodle zzl now, big surprise wahahaha

[cronchy-dumbass]

Only two episodes in and I fear I am already insane about the vampire Armand. He's a theatre director. He's fucked his whole company. He was going to threaten Louis but he realised he was hot and decided to invite him to the theatre instead. THEN after dropping "It's alluring, it's practiced. I find myself wondering what is in there" he DID threaten him and proceded to finish it off with "Armand, for you". He is, above all, a lying liar who lies and is actively pushing Louis to be the worst version of himself. I love him.

[amelia-yap]

AUEGH

[ikea09]

I know a lot of people think Athena was a lot harsher with child-odysseus than she's being with Telemachus but what if she isn't?

What if ,when odysseus trained under her, she was once soft and gentle with him too. She praises him and ruffles his hair and lets him lay his head in his lap when he gets tired and tells his parents they should be proud of him when they reach the palace after she walks him home. To award his progress, she bakes him carrot cake and knits owl plushies for him that even into his 20s he still sleeps with for they remind him of his mentor.

(Only because he's fragile. Only to motivate him. yes she's totally not getting attached to. Attachments and emotions are for the weak. He is only my mentee.)

She doesn't know how much she is tricking herself.

That changes with the trojan war. She sees an opportunity to gain glory, to be known. Her unknown attachment is overridden by her ambition.

With that she truly starts seeing odysseus as just her mentee. no. less. Her weapon to deliver on the trojans for slighting her. Her little warrior.

She becomes harsher and sterner on him pressuring him into remaining the perfect general.

(Does she know? Does she know how he cannot sleep? How the horrific war crimes he committed under her influence keep him up at night?)

The war ends. He spares a cyclops. She is *enraged*

How dare he? How dare he scorn her teachings, she who gave him glory?

(But what's a title that a goddess can lend, if he'll never sleep at night?)

That night she attempts to sleep. And the next. And the next. A horrible, guilty feeling swirls in her stomach and keeps her up, gruesome images of what may be happening to odysseus play in her mind along with those of a bright eyed boy she can't help but feel she failed.

After a few years, she goes through this problem logically.

Why do I feel so guilty about him? Why do I want to run back and fix things?

Ah, I must have gotten much more attached than I thought.

Ok. Now i know the problem, I can apply the solution.

Forget him. Emotion and guilt are for the soft. To remain strong, I can't let these feelings get to me.

Then, she remembers something.

What got odysseus through all those years at troy? Through the guilt and blood?

Penelope.

Telemachus.

He was never fighting for her.

He was fighting for them.

They were his strength.

His love for them were his strength.

Maybe, my love can me mine?

Maybe, my attachment to him isn't so bad ?

Maybe, it isn't so weakening.

Yes.

Who would have thought that a goddess of wisdom would be taught wisdom from a mere mortal?

[mammomlette]

People don’t talk about MC needing to wear a magical ring to not accidentally yk cause NATURAL DISASTERS with their powers??? Not only accidentally but without realising???

Diavolo or smthn is asking too much of MC or being a bit too annoying and their other hand slowly drifts towards the ring and they hold onto it while maintaining dead eye contact. Like continue to piss me off hoe I’ll blink and blow a hole in your castle idk

Obv they never do it (or do they?) but the threat is there and it’s a risk dia (or whoever but I’m using dia) can’t take

[haveyoulistenedtothispodcast]

Summary:

A surreal comedy-horror podcast about a new psychological treatment, delving into your dreams to uncover what's been keeping you up at night.

[hanzajesthanza]

(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.

as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme

[kevinsdsy]

just had my thesis presentation and heard i passed which means i officially graduated y’all 🥳🥳 so of course i celebrated by buying myself some new books <333

[jellazticious]

Shhhh