#sleeping with the knives

[lurkinginnernarrator]

disciple era peak lords getting sent on a big infiltration mission together

shen jiu completely flipping into a flirting doe eyed personality to extract Intel, to the shock and distraction of all the other PLs

oh or it being like a criminal ring and sj fitting in perfectly, like he swears worse than a sailor, knows ALL the lingo, could probably drink/smoke everyone else under the proverbial table, knows what faux paus to avoid

Or both, that'd be really funny

Mission 1 SJ: Honeypot

Mission 2 SJ: gang

[weedgummies420]

sweater weather 🍁☕️🍄‍🟫

[tomatoart]

150yr old still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

The real Dynamic Duo: Damian and Alfred forcing Those Bitches to go the fuck to sleep

[checkadii]

alienation, tolerance, incorrigible

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 99

Tucker feels like tearing out his hair and screaming until reality warps. 

Visit Gotham, they said. They have great scholarships, they said. It’s not that bad, they said. Yeah well they can go shove it, because he bets that they didn’t have a bunch of golden-eyed not-ghosts following them around like Cujo does with Danny!

[stefisdoingthings]

collector of knives + other stuff

[littlefankingdom]

Trigun Stampede for some reasons: Knives doesn't need to eat or sleep.

Trigun the original manga: The first time Knives is mentioned, Legato informs Vash that he has been sleeping since the last time they met, aka years ago. He wakes up to meet Vash and goes BACK TO SLEEP afterward, only to be woken up days later by Wolfwood. He also does a big yawn later. He's a sleepy boy, less murderous when he gets to have his nap.

[crimeronan]

human realm vacation shitpost: a few days into their stay, camila is like, "huh, i'm trying to find the steak knives.... they aren't in the box and they aren't in the sink... luz, do you know where they've gotten to?? i'm trying to make dinner" and luz, completely unfazed, is like "oh, yeah!! hunter put them under his pillow."

camila: w. what...?

luz: under his pillow. you know, in case somebody attacks us. i can go get them!

camila: hang on a second, honey.

luz: ?

camila: given that... the person most likely to knock on your door at night... is ME. can we, um, talk about.... maybe. NOT doing that.

[benoits-neckerchieves]

It has come to my attention from my long-haired Benoit Blanc post that some of you have been missing out on some stuff & I must rectify this immediately

Dream House (2011)

Various public appearances in 2023 and 2024 (Sept, Nov 23’ and Jan, Mar 24’).

Casino Royale screen test (2005?)

The Invasion (2007)

And probably more; this is just off the top of my head at 2am sooo yk probably missing stuff.

[autism-crime]

Jesus Christ man, take a nap

[coconutmall-ed]

everyone upon seeing rei sleeps in the tub:

[vash-in-the-void]

Oh, and I digress

‘Cause I must make you the perfect morning

And I try my best

To prove that nothing’s out to get you

inspired by The Bug Collector

alt versions under the cut

[running-with-kn1ves]

omg aaaa pls do write yan!gangster coming home wasted and chill, im so obsessed with his skrunkly self!!! i think he has such an interesting dynamic with reader, how would he feel if she were quiet in bed and when he asked her why she said its bc she wasnt sure if she were allowed to make noise 🥺

friend don't TEMPT ME I need him lovey dovey wobbly near crying pink tint on his cheeks shirt half unbuttoned blabbering about how much he needs reader and would-- in explicit detail --describe how he would end himself and everyone he knew if he for some reason lost them. He'd fo sure be unhinged if they had managed to get out.

For reader in your scenario,, I think he'd be able to see it on their face. lips pursed in a tight shut with their face scrunched-- he'd think maybe he's hurting them, only to find out they're struggling to stay quiet. If anything, he'll be slightly hurt, knowing they're so cautious in every little thing they do to not set him off, and on the other, he'll feel a little proud for making it so hard for them.

"I don't care if you scream, I wanna hear every little noise out of that sweet mouth."

"Don't get bashful on me now; do I gotta work harder for you to say my name? Let me show you just how competitive I can be."

[solargeist]

i love Her and think She should get to keep Her baby forever. like i think he should just never grow up. it's very rude of him to be anything other than Her baby when She is such a loving mother

SKSNSKSK right like 🙄🙄🙄how dare he break his mothers heart loLL

[sleepyminty]

What’s funny is that it is clearly stated that Nai doesnt need to eat or sleep unlike his twin brother but in the bluray and earlyconcept bro have never been more drained and dead inside than an overworked dependent plant like

Why do you have eyebags?