#sledgehammer lyrics

[twopoppies]

Idk if anyone has picked up on this but when harry sing sledgehammer he subtly changed ‘fruit cage’ (vagina) to ‘fruit cakes’ (ass) to make the song gay and about eating ass not pussy

Someone must have realized, but i never saw anyone talking about it. TBH, I completely forgot the original lyrics were fruit cage. givcjfxux

This song is ridiculously sexual and that subtle change just shows how aware of that he is (which is not surprising). Harry must have been so disappointed in us. 😆

So… I guess it’s also another bit of proof that watermelon sugar is about eating ass.

[iwouldexistwithoutyou]

My life is a movie. "All you do is call me I'll be anything you need. I want to be, your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name? Oh let me be, your sledgehammer This will be my testimony."

[ubiq80]

[jonny-q-west]

"In my dreams I still taste you; your lips to my lips in soft reprise as if the past had never happened... as if yesterday didn't matter."

"I need some time, your hands in mine... I told myself it was alright."

- nothing,nowhere

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: October 28, 2014

Lyrics:

If you could take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

If you could feel my heart beat now

It would hit you like a sledgehammer

I don′t admit it, I play it cool

But every minute that I'm with you

I feel the fever and I won′t lie, I break a sweat

My body's telling all the secrets I ain't told you yet

Oh oh

I struggle to contain

Woah oh

The love that′s in my veins

Oh oh

And how it circulates

Oh oh

If you could take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

If you could feel my heart beat now

It would hit you like a sledgehammer

You′re taken over the beat of my body, you just don't let up, don′t let up

You're taken over the beat of my body but you lift me up, lift me up

If you take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

So close together, so far apart

You′re turning me on and my fire's waiting for your spark

Oh oh

I struggle to contain

Woah oh

The love that′s in my veins

Oh oh

And how it circulates

Oh oh

If you could take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

If you could feel my heart beat now

It would hit you like a sledgehammer

You're taken over the beat of my body, you just don't let up, don′t let up

You′re taken over the beat of my body but you lift me up, lift me up

If you take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

The truth is out, no stopping now, I'm getting closer

I′ve had enough, undress my love, I'm coming over

(If you could take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer, oh

And if you could take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer, hammer, hammer)

Songwriter:

If you could take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

If you could feel my heart beat now

It would hit you like a sledgehammer

You′re taken over the beat of my body, you just don't let up, don′t let up

You're taken over the beat of my body but you lift me up, lift me up

If you take my pulse right now

It would feel just like a sledgehammer

Sean Douglas / Jonas Jeberg / Meghan Trainor

SongFacts:

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Homepage:

Fifth Harmony

[breezingby]

Hey, hey, you there Tell me how have you been?

You could have a steam train If you'd just lay down your tracks You could have an aeroplane flying If you bring your blue sky back All you do is call me I'll be anything you need

You could have a big dipper Going up and down, all around the bends You could have a bumper car, bumping This amusement never ends

I wanna be your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name? Ah oh, let me be your sledgehammer This will be my testimony Yeah (yeah)

Show me 'round your fruit cage 'Cause I will be your honey bee Open up your fruit cage Where the fruit can be sweet as can be

I wanna be your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name? Ah, you'd better call the sledgehammer Put your mind at rest

I'm gonna be the sledgehammer This can be my testimony Ah, I'm your sledgehammer Let there be no doubt about it

~ ♫♪♫♪ ~

I get it right, I kicked the habit (kicked the habit, kicked the habit) Shed my skin (shed my skin) This is the new stuff (this is the new stuff) I go dancing in (we go dancing in) Oh, won't you show for me? (Show for me) I will show for you (show for you) Please, show for me (show for me) Huh, I will show for you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you (show for me)

Only you, you've been coming through (show for you) I'm gonna build that power, build, build up that power, hey (show for me) I've been feeding the rhythm, huh I've been feeding the rhythm (show for you) Gonna feel that power hey, build in you (show for me) Ah, come on, come on, help me do Come on, come on, help me do (show for you) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you (show for me)

I've been feeding the rhythm I've been feeding the rhythm (show for you) It's what we're doing, doing All day and night (show for me)

Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (HD version)

[c-rowlesdraws]

The thrilling follow-up to The Magnus Archives But Make It 80's, hot and fresh for this Halloween season! 15 Entities, 30 top hits from the 80’s— two songs per Entity. I've been listening to Protocol and selectively re-listening to TMA lately, and felt inspired. Track list and key below the cut:

(some songs fit their entities lyrically, and some just have titles that made me laugh)

The Buried

Take My Breath Away - Berlin

Locked In - Judas Priest

The Corruption

Poison - Alice Cooper

Tainted Love - Soft Cell

The Dark

Dim All The Lights - Donna Summer

Rhythm Of The Night - DeBarge

The Desolation

I'm On Fire - Bruce Springsteen

Burnin' For You - Blue Öyster Cult

The End

You Dropped A Bomb On Me - The Gap Band

Rhythm Is Gonna Get You - Gloria Estefan And Miami Sound Machine

The Eye

Eye In The Sky - The Alan Parsons Project

Talking In Your Sleep - The Romantics

The Flesh

Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Footloose - Kenny Loggins

The Hunt

Hungry Eyes - Eric Carmen

Eaten Alive - Diana Ross

The Lonely

Forget Me Nots - Patrice Rushen

Alone - Heart

The Slaughter

Toy Soldiers - Martika

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

The Spiral

She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals

Where Is My Mind? - Pixies

The Stranger

Don't Talk To Strangers - Rick Springfield

Somebody's Knockin' - Terri Gibbs

The Void

Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker, Jennifer Warnes

Higher Love - Steve Winwood

The Web

Who's Zoomin' Who? - Aretha Franklin

Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart

The Extinction

I Won't Let The Sun Go Down On Me - Nik Kershaw

1999 - Prince

[himedanshicult]

average gen-z person c.2024: im not transphobic, i just don't trust tran$ women because they all give scorpio [rapist] vibes and im a female socialized pisces

average millennial person c.2012: woah dude im not homophobic i just use "faggot" to mean "annoying effeminate sissy", not like, gay people. just because you id as female now doesn't mean ya have to act like one bro....

average gen-x person c.1992: when i wrote down the lyrics "bash that tranny and his faggot jew boyfriend with a sledgehammer" i was actually criticizing and making fun of homophobia, misogyny and antisemitism, not because i believe in homophobia, misogyny and antisemitism, bigotries that nobody actually believes in today, the End of History, i mean i only punched that one tranny because he hit on me not because he was a tranny

[gothffee]

Hi, hello, salutations. I’m Chris, or Sledgehammer if you want, depending on the day. I like long walks to the vegan cheese aisle, dad jokes, and currently I’m obsessed with the Interview with a Vampire TV show. I probably talk too much for my own good and usually make no sense, but guess what? It is what it is. I sing and write lyrics for a band called Motionless in White, and I’m Rhea Ripley’s biggest fan. Fight me on me this. I dare you.

Want to have a local gothffee with me? Come chat at @nothingforundead.

[ahopefulbromantic]

Hey @mj-says-hey um yeah quick two questions:

1. Did you write this? Cause it's wonderful and i love it with all my heart!!!!? 🥺🥺🥺

2. May i please please please make it into a choral song??

But My Soul

[theodorecanaryhood]

Couple goals

Jason Todd x Male Reader

Warning: some language, sexual references and hints of homophobia

Boredom is a hard thing to overcome when there isn’t anything to do.

Cleaning was done, laundry was done … seemed only channel surfing was left.

It all began during lockdown 2020 when you and Jason took a leap, getting stuck scrolling through TikTok, you both decided to start a joint account.

The Red silhouette challenge, WAP challenge, walk out on each other naked to get their reaction. There wasn’t anything you hadn’t tried.

‘Shall we do the dance in the rain trend?’ Jason asked, you gave a confused look.

‘There isn’t a dance in the rain challenge’ you said as Jason smiled.

‘There should be one, it’s pouring outside, let’s do it’ Jason said as he stripped out of his shirt.

The two of you stood in the rain, both your bare bodies were soaked within seconds, doing a small choreography to the music, Jason smiled as the two of you finished.

The video was viewed by thousands as the other ones before, comments filled in as Jason read through them.

‘You guys are a cute couple’ Jason sat reading the comments from his phone, you cooking as you listened to Jason talking.

‘Gay guys are hot. Couple goals. I want them both’ Jason chuckled as you walked over and rubbed Jason’s shoulders.

‘What does that one say?’ You read over Jason’s shoulder, he leaned in to read it closer.

‘Is anyone going to talk about Jason’s bulge?’ Jason laughed, you snickered as you blushed a little.

‘You love my bulge, in and out of the bedroom’ Jason smirked as he rose to his feet, kissing you gently in the lips.

‘Gross’ you whispered, Jason pecked your cheek again.

‘Not what you said last night’ he winked as he went to the bathroom.

Sitting next to each other on the bed as the camera recorded, Jason lip synced to the lyrics as he then grabbed ahold of your face, leaning in for a kiss.

You welled up with a pain in your chest as you read a comment in your latest TikTok video, Jason grabs and kisses you.

‘What’s wrong baby?’ Jason asked you as he rubbed your back.

You stung inside as your heart beat loudly in your chest, pounding like a sledgehammer.

‘This comment’ you showed your phone screen to Jason, he saw red.

‘These gross, sickening faggots are going to hell. Sodomy is a sin. Queers need to be punished’ Jason read the comment in his head with thunder in his veins.

Jason saw the tears brimming in your eyes, he realised in this moment you’d never experienced anything like this.

Jason had experienced his fair share of homophobic comments, including from his biological father. But you never had.

You grew up in such a loving home and parents who loved everyone equally. You’d never had this before.

‘Come here’ Jason spoke softly as he pulled you in for a hug, kissing you on the head.

You wet Jason’s shoulder as he held onto you tightly, you let go of the sadness as Jason filled you with love.

‘Let’s go for a walk’ Jason spoke sweetly as he rubbed your face, giving you a kiss.

Hand in hand down the streets, Jason loved listening to you talk. The sound of your voice was like music to Jason’s ears.

Streets filled with tons of different types of couples and people, yet Jason felt like it was only you and him.

True couple goals are the ones that other people take more than 3 seconds to notice, Jason smiled as he had his fingers intertwined with yours.

[deans-queen]

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐁𝐨𝐰

Pairing: Dean x Y/N (Female Reader)

Summary: Y/N finds Dean cheating on her with Lisa.

Warnings: angst, light smut (nothing too crazy), mentions of cheating, language. (Let me know if I miss any)

Pre-AN: This fills the "I thought it'd be hell, but I was wrong. It was way worse." square for @jacklesversebingo. This fic is also inspired by the song "Take a Bow" by Rhianna -> hence the title. (Bold/italic text -> song lyrics)

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

I never thought my heart could break—especially not because of the one person I believed would never hurt me… Dean Winchester.

I stood there, frozen in the doorway of the motel room, my heart pounding like a sledgehammer. The sight in front of me was like a bad dream—Dean, half-dressed, his hands tangled in Lisa’s hair as she giggled against his lips.

It took a moment for them to notice me. When they did, Lisa scrambled to grab her shirt, and Dean’s face fell. “Y/N, wait—”

“Don’t,” I snapped, holding up a trembling hand. My voice cracked, but I refused to cry in front of them. “Don’t you fucking dare, Dean!!”

“And don’t tell me you’re sorry,” I spat, my voice sharp enough to cut glass. “Cause you’re not.”

“Y/N, it’s not what it looks like—”

I laughed, the sound bitter and broken. “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks exactly like what it is. A show. A goddamn performance. Bravo, Dean. Go on and take your FUCKING bow!”

Lisa mumbled something about leaving, but I didn’t even look at her as she slipped out the door. My focus was entirely on Dean—the man who’d claimed to love me, who’d made me believe I was his everything.

“Y/N, that’s not fair.”

“Fair?” I stepped closer, jabbing a finger into his chest. “You want to talk about fair? I gave you everything, Dean. I stood by you through all the crap with Sam, the apocalypse, the Mark of Cain. Hell, I even put up with your obsession with pie. And this is what I get?”

He didn’t have an answer. His jaw clenched, and for once, Dean Winchester—the man with a smartass comment for everything—was silent.

I turned on my heel and walked out, slamming the door behind me.

The days after I walked out of that motel room felt like crawling through shards of glass. I told myself I was better off without him, that I deserved more than what he gave me. But no matter how many times I repeated it, the ache in my chest didn’t fade. It was like carrying a wound that refused to heal.

Every time my phone buzzed, my heart betrayed me, leaping with hope, only to crash when I saw the screen. Dean called constantly at first—voicemails, texts, all pleading for a chance to explain.

“Y/N, please. I screwed up. Just… talk to me. Let me fix this.”

But I couldn’t bear to hear his voice, not when it haunted me even in silence.

Nights were the worst. I’d lie awake in the dark, staring at the ceiling, his words playing over and over in my head. That stupid, broken look on his face when I caught him. The way his voice cracked as he tried to justify the unjustifiable.

Don’t tell me you’re sorry, ‘cause you’re not…

Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show, really had me going…

Now it’s time to go, curtains finally closing

I tried to hate him, to convince myself he was just like every other man who’d let me down. But that was the problem—Dean wasn’t like anyone else. He was everything. The way he’d look at me, like I was the only thing that mattered in his world. The way he’d pull me close after a hunt, his lips on my forehead, whispering that he’d always keep me safe. And yet, he was the one who’d broken me.

I couldn’t escape the memories, no matter how hard I tried. Every corner of my life was touched by him. The leather jacket he’d left draped over the back of my chair. The stupid pie recipe he’d convinced me to try, still pinned to my fridge. Even my car smelled faintly of his cologne, like it was mocking me every time I climbed in.

My best friend tried to help. She dragged me out for drinks, told me I deserved better, cursed Dean’s name with a venom that should’ve made me feel better.

But it didn’t. Because deep down, I knew she was wrong. Dean wasn’t a bad man. He was a broken one. And maybe that’s why it hurt so much—because he’d been broken long before me, and I’d foolishly thought I could be the one to fix him.

Weeks passed, and the silence between us stretched, but the ache never faded. I avoided places I thought he might show up, though part of me secretly hoped he would. Maybe he’d come to the diner where I worked, storming through the door with that determined look in his eyes, telling me he wasn’t giving up.

But he didn’t.

So I told myself I was moving on. I focused on work, threw myself into tasks, and pretended I didn’t notice the empty space beside me where Dean used to be.

But late at night, when the world was quiet and there was no one to distract me, I’d feel it—the crushing weight of losing him. Not just the man who’d kissed me like I was the air he needed to breathe, but the partner who’d fought beside me, the friend who’d laughed with me, the lover who’d held me when the nightmares came.

Loving Dean had been both the best and worst decision of my life. Because even though he’d broken me, even though I knew I deserved better, I couldn’t stop loving him. And that was the cruelest part of all.

The next day there was a knock on my door. It was soft but insistent, cutting through the quiet hum of rain outside. I didn’t need to look through the peephole to know who it was. I’d felt his presence long before I opened the door.

When I finally turned the handle, there he was—Dean Winchester, soaking wet, his rain-drenched hair falling over his forehead, and his leather jacket clinging to his broad shoulders. His eyes locked on mine, a storm of emotions swirling in that familiar green.

“Y/N,” he said, his voice rough like gravel, his breath coming in shallow pants as if he’d run here.

“Dean,” I whispered, my voice barely audible. I didn’t want him here, not after everything he’d done. And yet, the sight of him—so broken, so desperate—tugged at something deep in me.

“Don’t shut me out,” he pleaded, stepping forward, but not too close, like he was afraid I’d slam the door in his face. “I know I don’t deserve you. Hell, I don’t deserve even a second of your time after what I did. But I couldn’t stay away anymore.”

I crossed my arms, trying to shield myself from the wave of emotions crashing over me. “You’ve got some nerve showing up here.”

“I know,” he said, his voice cracking. “But I can’t do this, Y/N. I thought I could live without you, thought I could figure out a way to move on, but I was wrong. God, I was so wrong.” He raked a hand through his hair, his frustration bleeding into his words. “I thought it would be hell without you, but I was wrong. It was worse—so much worse.”

His words hit me like a punch to the chest, and I had to grip the doorframe to steady myself. “You think a pretty speech is going to fix this?” I asked, my voice trembling. “You broke me, Dean. You destroyed me. Do you even understand what you did to me?”

“I do,” he said, his voice barely above a whisper as he stepped closer. His green eyes burned into mine, raw and vulnerable. “I wake up every day and hate myself for it. For letting you walk out, for betraying you. For being the kind of guy you could never trust again.”

I wanted to yell at him, to shove him away, but the look on his face—like he was unraveling right in front of me—made my anger falter.

“I didn’t come here to ask you to forgive me,” he continued, his voice shaking. “I came here because I can’t breathe without you, Y/N. I don’t know how to exist in a world where you’re not mine.”

“Dean,” I started, my voice wavering, but he cut me off.

“I love you,” he said, stepping closer, his hand hovering near my cheek but not quite touching. “And I know I don’t deserve to say it after what I did, but it’s the truth. I love you so damn much it’s killing me.”

His words unraveled the fragile walls I’d built around my heart. A sob escaped my throat, and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “I hate that I still love you.”

Dean exhaled like he’d been holding his breath for weeks. He closed the small gap between us, his hands finally cradling my face with a gentleness that brought fresh tears to my eyes.

“I’ll spend the rest of my life proving I’m worthy of you,” he murmured, his forehead resting against mine. “Just… please, Y/N. Let me try.”

Before I could respond, his lips found mine. The kiss wasn’t rushed or desperate—it was soft, searching, like he was asking for permission with every brush of his lips. His hands slid to my waist, pulling me closer, and I let myself melt into him, my arms wrapping around his neck.

“I’ve missed this,” he whispered against my lips, his breath warm and tinged with desperation. “Missed the way you taste, the way you feel in my arms.”

“Dean,” I breathed, tilting my head back as his lips trailed down my jaw and neck. My body betrayed me, leaning into his touch, craving him despite everything.

“You’re mine,” he said, his voice low and possessive. “You’ve always been mine, Y/N. And I’ll never let you go again.”

I pulled back slightly, my hands on his chest. “You broke me once, Dean. If you do it again, I swear I won’t make it so easy for you…”

“I won’t,” he interrupted, his eyes fierce as he cupped my face. “I swear on everything, Y/N. There’s no one else. There never was. It was always you.”

The raw honesty in his voice shattered the last of my defenses. I kissed him again, harder this time, pouring all my pain, anger, and love into it. He groaned into my mouth, his hands tangling in my hair as he deepened the kiss.

For the first time in weeks, I felt whole. Dean might have broken me, but he was the only one who could put me back together. And as I let him pull me into his arms, I realized I wasn’t ready to give up on us—not yet.

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞🤍

Ya’ll writing this one broke me 😭 but that’s the part of this challenge is to write out of my comfort zone. I’m always getting inspired by songs. Also I don’t picture Dean as someone who would EVER cheat but for the sake of this story I made him this way — don’t crucify me 🫣

ANYWAYS! I hope you enjoyed this one — I love you all!

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[14dayswithyou]

I feel like this song fits Ren really well. [Lenka - You Will Be Mine] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ktCDCyhAI

Also this Justin Bieber song redone in a punk/metal/screamo style is REDACTED 😂 [Issues - Boyfriend] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xB0I-FuXRwA

Honourable mentions:

The sound doesn’t fit but the lyrics do. [Superfruit - guy.exe] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Kh_XMIDPU

Also laughing at the mental image of Ren having a mental breakdown while licking his sledgehammer [Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

✦゜ANSWERED: YEAHHH!!!! They all fit Ren really well ^^ Especially "You Will Be Mine"... It's honestly very YandeRen!! :3c Thank you for the song recommendations!

Links to da songs (for mobile users):

You Will Be Mine - Lenka

Boyfriend - ISSUES (cover)

GUY.exe - SUPERFRUIT

Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

[kortacqueen]

MORE MORE MORE KORTAC INSPIRATION HAS HIT LETS GO

Hutch, my man, is a computer genius

However his true power remains long unknown UNTIL a bet comes around

During one of the team game nights, König loses and is forced to reveal a story about a scar not gotten in the field

He shares a long scar running up his forearm and says it’s from a dirt biking accident, mentioning that there may be footage of it somewhere

He doubts anyone actually saw it since it was only aired locally

Hutch says ‘if I find it, can I show it to everyone?’

König responds (he is a little drunk) ‘I bet you can’t find it, but if you do I’ll owe you one favor AND tell you another story of a scar, just you.’

Time passes and people move on. It’s a while before they are all able to have a full team game night together

Before they can start, Hutch gets them all to the rec room, his computer hooked up to the TV

A long video file ready to play as everyone sits down.

‘I win our bet König’ was the only warning everyone got before Hutch started a video of a 15 year old König dirt bike racing in the mountains on old footage.

Clear as day, near the end battling for 1st, a kid nicks König’s bike and he falls off the hill into the deep mud on his arm

Quickly getting back up, he fights for the top spot. In the final stretch, König passes the kid and flips him off

Then proceeds to mock him while on the podium with his still bleeding arm, gesturing that he’s crying then laughs and points

Safe to say a fight broke out and the footage cut off

Hutch was standing there a little to proud of himself, and he does receive his special story

Out of solidarity, he has not looked at anyone’s search history on base.

Hutch, Declan, Oni, Roze, Zeus, and Horangi are great singers and have amazing range

Stilletto, Zero, and Askel should never be allowed to sing and aren’t banned but they will get glares

All of KorTac are a little sadistic in battle, but there is definitely a range.

Surprisingly König, Stiletto, and Oni are at the top of this list. Callisto is the only one who will force them to stop.

Oni can, will, and has cut off arms with his katanas just to leave them to bleed out

König likes to use a sledgehammer when available, he swings so it hits the enemy’s head but there is usually a wall of floor to meet them.

He has a biting problem too. If you put your hand on or near his mouth he will bite you through the mask if need be, fingers have been lost and König thinks it’s hilarious.

All of them carry a spare balaclava in case comeones is ripped, most often Horangi’s or König’s.

Some of them take medication for many things

Most for PTSD and depression, König for those and anxiety and insomnia (caused by his anxiety and depression)

The man is bad WITH his medication, without it he is so much worse. As an unmedicated kid who needed meds, he would hardly leave his room and would panic attack upon returning

The days that he misses, he locks himself in his room and cries all day

Though one of the lesser religious of the group, Klaus embodies the Christmas spirit the most

Though, he acts more like a demented Santa

Singing carols with twisted lyrics as he completes his missions, finishing with a ‘ho ho ho, and have a merry Christmas in hell’

He gained an affectionate nickname of ‘Krampus’ given to him by Fender and König who grew up with it.

It was not out of kindness or humor that they gave him this name like everyone believes.

To strengthen his bond with the name, he researched several different traditions over many countries with the creature and began to terrorize them all.

Fender and König were terrorized the most and their childhood trauma/fear was used against them.

Declan found this especially funny. You could tell Klaus just pranked them is Declan was seen with tears in his eyes.

Eventually, Fender and König call him Krampus throughout the year, while the rest stick to just Christmas time.

Zeus, although very polite, can be incredibly judgemental.

If someone eats something he deems as disgusting, he’ll scrunch up his face and give this horrified look.

This look has spared no one and made several people cry.

The reveal of König as a Colonel had shaken everyone. Apparently Zero was the only one who guessed right but was under the impression König had no idea how he got there

Which, to be fair, is kinda true

[drplantboss]

On Shadow working for G.U.N. and “Never Turn Back”

I’ve seen a lot of people criticizing the fact that Shadow works for G.U.N. at the time of Sonic ‘06. Most people have the argument that “G.U.N. is the organization that killed Maria!” Their logic is that he shouldn’t be willing to work for the organization that killed his best friend. I have a few problems with that take. 

The first is that it fundamentally isn’t the same organization. It’s been 50+ years since that happened, and the current head honcho of G.U.N. is someone who was also personally traumatized by Maria’s death. While the Commander and Shadow had their differences in Shadow the Hedgehog, that was mostly over a misunderstanding and those events aren’t even solidly canon. I personally perceive the first 10 endings of ShTH05 and the events that lead to them as all hypotheticals; only the final “true” ending actually happened. In that case, they may have never actually confronted each other initially. 

The other reason is because of what the entire arc Shadow underwent in his titular game achieved. Shadow learns not to dwell on the past. He learns that he needs to keep moving forward, and never turn back. This is not a covert theme, either; the ending theme of ShTH05 is literally the track “Never Turn Back” by Crush 40. It happens to be my favorite Sonic vocal track because this song just fits Shadow’s ending so perfectly here (plus it’s a banger). I recommend you listen to it yourself, but I’ll mention the relevant lyrics here. Let’s go through the first verses.

It's been a long, rough road

And I'm finally here

I move an inch forward

Feels like a year

Everything I feel seems so unreal

Is it true?

Is it true?

I take one step forward

And two steps back

Got a hundred thousand pounds

Sitting on my back

Up, down, all around

Don't know quite what to do

To get through

Shadow is burdened not just by the title of “Ultimate Lifeform” but also by his promise to Maria. All of this, combined with the fact that he only just rediscovered who and what he is, and the sledgehammer to the head that would be finding out you are a biological weapon and a tool that has been used to nefarious ends on multiple occasions would certainly feel like a hundred thousand pounds sitting on your back. This section signifies Shadow struggling with that responsibility — but he’s taking it on. He will help people, he will keep his promise to Maria, he will be the Ultimate Lifeform.

I guess I'm moving all right and I'm on my way

Facing every moment day by day

Take a chance, slip on by, got no time to answer why

Head straight, head straight

What will I become if I don't look back

Give myself a reason for this and that

I can learn, no U-turns, I will stay right here where I'm at, where I'm at

Shadow is starting to overcome some of that pressure. There’s still doubts as he makes the decision to keep moving forward without looking back — he asks, “What will I become if I don’t look back; give myself a reason for this and that.” He very quickly reaffirms the commitment in the next line, but it does show some doubt. At the end of the day, his past still defines who he is. His promise to Maria, his responsibility as a forceful individual still drive him forward and compel him to do the right thing. But the other aspects of his past he is choosing to leave behind.

Well I'm on my way

On my way

On my way

On my way

Here I am,

Made it to the end of you

Never had a chance while I'm around

No! No!

No, no, no, no!

Well, now I'll never turn back,

I'll never turn that way

No matter how life tries to face me

I'll turn the other way

Now and then,

My head starts to spin,

But I'll never turn back again

No! No!

From this moment on,

I am moving on,

And I'll never turn back

Again

The chorus is Shadow’s promise: a promise to himself, to Maria, and to the world. He will never turn back to the weaponized hatred that Gerald programmed into him. He will never turn back to the alien domination of a doomed species. He will never return to thinking he could be an android subservient to Dr. Eggman. From this moment on, he’s moving on. 

Shadow’s entire character in Sonic ‘06 is an affirmation of the development he underwent in his own game. Shadow has a static arc in ‘06; he doesn’t really change at all over the course of the game. However, in that iconic scene you’ve probably heard everyone and their mother talk about, he puts forward the exact attitude I’m talking about here.

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.” Keep moving forward, never turn back.

Shadow views G.U.N. as a viable method of carrying out his goals — helping people — at the time of ‘06. 

I think this makes sense. If the organization has been reformed since the days of the raid on the ARK, then it’s probably one of the best resources for Shadow to use. Additionally, from within the organization he is far more aware of what they are doing, giving him advance warning if something nefarious is going on within such a powerful paramilitary establishment. 

By letting go of his hatred, he can work for the organization that killed Maria. After all, he saved the whole world when he was originally intent on wiping out humanity. If he can do that, I think he can probably work with an organization that only recently changed its mind about him. 

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Was going through juice lyrics and it's so funny that the og lyric goes "Louis down to my drawers" Which harry changed to "gucci down to my drawers" I love that a conscious thought had been made 😭

I love it when he makes little changes like that. My favorite was actually when he covered Sledgehammer, and he changed the lyric from "Open up your fruit cage" to "Open up your fruit cakes" jhkckljhcdjhds