#slay bish

[etherealher7060]

HAWTIE HAWTIE HAWTIE HAWTIE HAWTIEEEEE 😍🤧💥‼️🗣️

[thefearfulheart]

Finished Slay the Princess guys and

I have a type

Spoilers for the Tower route as well so beware

My god why do you have to be so

Beautiful

Also fuck the narrator

Let me marry my wife and her many many forms bitch

[infant-no-finances]

bbno$ - IT BOY

[fastenwick]

Random Terk from Tarzan appreciation.

I love how the animals look like animals no matter their gender.

For example, Terk.

A female gorilla that looks like a gorilla, im love her. She is a bitch in the best way, sassy and a clumsy oaf. She was my favorite as a kid.

[april-17-rose]

Yes!! and 5th year lured Umbridge to the woods so the centaurs can get their revenge on her

6th yr took a break

7th yr ROBBED A BANK lmao

Tom ain’t enough for Hermione he needed to step his game up Hermy out there riding on a getaway dragon and Tom was working retail lmao but he looked damned good doing it!

we don't talk about this parallel enough

[gay-art-vibes]

‘They could never both be fruity’

THEN RIDDLE ME THIS

That stance? Give them the ol’ power pusssypoppin 100. Lord Debling slayed the heterosexuality rumours with this number. He said I know about birds now lemme show you how the fruits peacock. He served the grapes, the banana, the apple, the entire fruity bowl bish.

They’re destined to be one another’s beards. Case closed no matter what Netflix tries to tell us.

[certifiedl0vergirly]

PHOTO CREDS

Lando Norris X Reader Insta AU

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Lapland, Finland

Liked by Landonorris, McLaren, ciscanorris1 and 207,899 more

@yourinstagram : Snow Much Fun 🏂 ( I was freezing )

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@Landonorrisstan04 Not Lando dragging you out in the COLD mother ?

@ynspaddockprincess we wanted bikini pics lando :/ but you still slay queen !!!

@ln4 we’ll fly you out somewhere warm don’t worry x

@bobnorris04 poor y/n 😭 she counted down the days for the season to end only for Lando to take her to visit Santa Claus BYE

— @yourinstagram at least lando’s short enough to be an elf x

— @bobnorris04 OMG DNF Y/n 😭💀( ilysm and I’m freaking out rn )

@landonorris WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING AT ME !!!

@futuremrsnorris I know damn well y/n didn’t just say that I AM HOLLERING !!!!!

— @landonorris no Mrs Norris of mine would laugh at such jokes….

— @futuremrsnorris I- LSKSKS HE REPLIED !! I WAS KIDDING POOKIE I AM STILL MRS NORISS OMFGGG !!!!!! 🫣

— @yourinstagram get in line pookie

@ciscanorris1 stunning ♥️

@adam_norris_pure_electric hope you guys are having a blast 😎 sending my love from sunny Mallorca lol

— @yourinstagram can a pure electric scooter get me to Mallorca from Lapland quicker than a flight 🫣

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Lapland, Finland

@landonorris : Just a couple elf’s working overtime ☃️

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@ln4 we see what you did there :)

@futuremrsnorris oh he really took y/n’s elf joke to heart 😭

@maxfewtrell could of gotten my good side mate 👍🏽

— @yourinstagram at least you look decent Maxine !! He chooses to post me bare face and straight out the cabin as revenge after my elf joke :/

— @landonorris chat shit get banged ;)

— @yourinstagram MWAH 💋 blocked

@landoswh0re how does she look so pretty with her hair slicked back pls 🥲 *cries in big forehead*

— @landonorris my girls megaminds long lost daughter !! don’t worry you’re good 😄

— @landoscurlss LANDO 😭 she’s gonna get your ass

@yourinstagram NOW do you guys see why I made that joke !! He’s always coming for me but HEY shoot y/n because she made a short joke 🙄

— @ln4 we believe you sister x

@ciscanorris1 Lando scrape your curls back from your face I just want to see something realllyyy quickly 🤓

— @landonorris don’t start….

— @yourinstagram BAKE his ass baby sis

— @landonorris grown ups are talking Cisca don’t interrupt

— @ciscanorris1 I’m just saying..since we’re on the topic of massive foreheads

@mclaren the girlies are fighting

@landospassangerprincess THE MCLAREN ADMIN 💀!!

@riabishh do I smell the girls vs lando

— @landonorris not you too 🙂

— @yourinstagram he’s shat the bed now that big bish is here

@maxfewtrell you’re done mate 🤣 just let them have it

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[v1x-holo]

LOCAL BISHES DESPERATELY TRYNA SLAY ((lie))

[sweetlyvibe]

I’M A COOL MOM YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I JUST GIVE YOU MONEY AND LOVE

BESTIE HIII

OMG HEYYYYYY MEDEA HOW ARE YOUU??

[mjolnir-brick]

SVT as Demigods

1. Scoups

• Obv Zeus son poor bby - plot twist he's a descendent of Jupiter but dumbfuck Zeus either forgot or doesn't know so he snag Cheol mom and baradaboom is this self incest fic??? Who knows

• Selfless, actually a cinnamon roll, but still intimidating and strong asf

• Jason vibe but more idiocy bc they're SVT

• Able to command the room but still scared of soonyoung s teaching(?) he once said that he'd rather jin the vocal team bc the performance team seems too disciplined

• Just like how Jason is low-key scared of Percy

• Jaw

2. Jeonghan

• Aphrodite son bc beauty(1) and he's sly af have u seen gose - maybe roman so venus instead

• Not as much as a sweetheart like piper bc have u seen gose

• He literally looks good no matter what clothes or hairstyle u throw at him

• Also he can talk u into going into jail effortlessly if that's not charmspeak idk what it is

• Prob likes to judge ppl s relationship but hates it when someone does it to him

• Unlike piper jeonghan has more confidence he knows he's pretty and he's not afraid to use it as a privilege

3. Joshua

• I'd say Demeter - maybe the roman side

• Petty bish we all know

• Combine him w jeonghan and dude will conquer the world w/o moving an inch

• Sunday morning screams Demeter idc

• Honestly idrk what else is similar but anyways

4. Hoshi

• I'd say Poseidon - maybe Greek

• Chill dude but also very energetic at times

• Big three bc he three leaders too

• Why not hades? Bc I think he's too cheerful for that

• But tbh imagine he's son of hades then raising a bunch of undead armies and commands them to dance Macarena and aju nice💀

• It's fine bc he can ask the fishes to do it instead

• Can be scary at times

• Yeogi ocean views 🌊🌊 ☀️

5. Jun

• Maybe Dionysus - def bc there's no way roman camp can handle him

• Bc both are smartass but too lazy or unfocused to do it

• Yk he's weird not even Dionysus god of insanity could understand him

• Tries to hug Dionysus one(1) time only to be soaked in wine instead

• Somehow managed to befriend Hermes and Hephaestus

6. Wonwoo

• Maybe Athena - maybe on the roman side

• He's intelligent he diligent he likes to read

• Has many strategies too

• One of the brains in gose

• Doesn't really see Athena as his parents but as his discussion collage instead

• Sometimes cracks up w no reason

• Blind w o his glasses

7. Woozi

• Obv pluto duh - not mars bc I think roman camp is more suitable for him

• Is also a descendent of Apollo that's why his music side is very strong

• Big three three leaders

• Is also secretly a sweetheart like his father but is very bad at showing them

• Really pale skin that either scares or amazes ppl

• Imagine him raising the undead to sing back vocal for him lmao

• Probably finds the quiet in hades palace relaxing

• Def loves Cerberus

• Gets along well with Persephone somehow and maybe have a beef w Demeter instead

8. DK

• God of music babyyy - Greek side bc Greek is more carefree

• He slays and he knows it

• Have u heard his vocal range

• Doesn't like fighting and prefers healing altho he can just scream and the enemies will stumble instantly if not dead

• Prob calls Apollo to rant once a week and Apollo loves it

• A literal sunshine. Give him smth he likes and he'll light up instantly also literally

• Doesn't like underworld but adores Cerberus

• Put him beside the son of Poseidon and son of Nike he'll be unstoppable

9. Mingyu

• Hestia son

• Personally has a beef w Hecate son bc he's always getting pranked

• Bc he likes to take care of PPL

• He cooks he cleans he listen he malewife harder than ur head

• Don't anger him tho or u'll be thrown out of any safe space u have

• Petty also so if his friends tease him he'll prob make their pillow warm all the time

• No one expects him to be son of hestia bc of his bulky body but once they know him they'll be like awwwww

• Goes twice a month to underworld just to spend time w Cerberus

• If jihoon let's him he'll prob go there twice a week

• Always put up the campfire bc he likes to talk w his mom

• SMH managed to befriend almost everyone in the camp and their respective parents both god and human

10. Minghao

• Hecate son

• He be magic swoosh swoosh

• Is playful but covers it w stoic face

• Likes to prank his friends by playing w the mist

• Idk what else

11. Seungkwan

• Son of Nike

• We all know he's petty af and likes to win

• Very competitive and hates losing

• Very energetic and weird just like Nike

• Wears Nike everyday everywhere and is powerful in it

• Prob has a hawk as a pet

• Speaks to his Nike shoes at times

• Is also competitive w his mom

12. Vernon

• Hypnos s son

• Have u seen ttt gose episodes bc boy sleeps all the time

• That one time nana tour editor has to put Vernon is alive subtitle

• Sleeps through chaos is his specialty

• Either no energy or seagull noises

13. Dino

• Ares son - not mars bc ares is more unhinged and so are dino

• Again dude is very competitive

• Likes to ignite wars

• Often seen in the crime scene either participating or laughing or filming or all of the above

• Has a personal war w himself (read: Pi cheolin)

• Knows his place tho so sometimes stops fights

• Fights w ares regularly

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

Have a jolly Magnus Chase HC List

our boy here is a musical theater n e r d

He moved in with Alex two year after they started dating in Valhalla, but barely noticed cause their rooms are so similar.

He’s a swiftie. Fite me on this.

Man dresses like a grunge band.

Need self care tips?????? Magnus is your guy.

Except for when he needs to take care of himself

Then he sucks

Has almost died trying to heal someone

That someone was Alex

No regrets

Grew up on glee.

So smart so smart so smart so smar-

Passed college level math in two months.

Gets absolutely horrified when Alex is making pottery

Or so so mushy

Cause he loves her

Panromantic

Yes, I mean it. He’s a demisexual pan romantic.

F e m i n i s t

Once, he had a really bad nightmare and woke up panicking

(This was before he moved in with Alex)

Our lovely lady Alex Fierro kicks down the door and Magnus is like “????” “Where did you come from???”

I LOVE OUR MAGGIE

Oh my gosh he hates Jason Grace

Ok, to be fair, he doesn’t hate him hate him

It’s just that when Percy told him about Jason, Maggie boy thought

Ew. Blue boi bish. Must die

(I mean Jason died so yeah-)

MAGNUS CHASE SANG LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

He works as a professional therapist at the Chase Space.

He officiated Blizstone’s wedding.

His favorite color is honey brown like Alex’s eyes

And flamingo pink toooo

He has stolen Alex’s pink sweater vest and worn it all day and slayed.

Magnus chase is the best.

[mjtiny3]

Ya Boy Bish 🐟

THIS MAN-

This is probably the most suspicious game character I've ever met 😭💀🐟 He slayed in the end game song fr tho 💪🏻

Anyways, here's Bish 💖👨🏻‍🦰🐟

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2023: #04 & #03.

04. BELGIUM Gustaph - "Because of you" 7th place

Decade Ranking: 11/116 [Above Måneskin, below Monika Liu]

HOED BEZIG DADDY!1!!1!1!!

Another wonderful example of 2023 gaslighting doing its work - I decided around April last year that Gustaph could get a top 10 and because of the, um, reception he got online, I gaslit myself into thinking 10th was his absolute ceiling. Maybe, maybe on the cusp of left side?, I thought.

In reality:

Remember when they tried to break him? Well look at him now :-)

I love a good underdog arc and the best arcs are served with casual Surprise (not rly) Top Tens, defeating the underwhelming fanfave beasts along the way. There WERE murmurs by certain fans about how PUZZLING it was Gustaph got a SEVENTH PLACE (often lumping him in with Alika, Vesna and Voyager) over TeyaLena and Blanca and (mild cringe) LaZarra and (megacringe) Iru. WHY IS IT A TOP TEN SONG? Here's a question babe. Why was it not a top six song? This is what finished ahead of Gustaph:

Let's see: A boring default winner, Käärijä, evil nepobaby with the worst song ever, italian himbot with a some song, pulpy tiktok nonsense, miserable ukrainian song about the war. What A Wonderful Top Six, how could anyone like Belgium enough for top ten.

Fortunately as the months ticked by, the sensibles concluded that yes, "Because of you"' slaps and is iconique. Which is ofc, the conclusion I reached before the liveshows😘 Yeah okay that's supercilious of me, but I'm living the moment, let me have it, okay! Seeing the light took less time for me because granted, I am Belgian (and worse, Flemish) so I always have to convince myself our entries work if I like them (lmao tough luck Mustii!!), and when they work, they work, you know. "Because of you" IS Eurovision to its very core:

A CHARISMATIC LEAD WITH A GREAT VOICE AND A MEMORABLE STYLE

AN UPBEAT BOUNCY TUNE CELEBRATING A POSITIVE NURTURING TOPIC

A GREATLY STAGED, VISIONARY ACT (which is mandatory nowadays)

ADD SOME ░P░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░ 

(and the not unimportant accolade of being the new jingle for misja eurovision...x)

It came together better than Imagined. The live was a meteor shower of slays and serves. Daddy slayed, his hubby that made the graphics served, the girls slayed, PussyServeCunt slayed AND the jury rightfully served up three twelves (including the Greek one lmaooo - pwnt Andrew!!) to commemorate this beautiful triumph over prejudice, pettiness and internalised homophobicuntitude. His hecklers can touch grass by faceplanting into it.

This was the best Belgian entry in a long time. Easily the best one since the terminally underrated Blanche (who is still the best winner we've never had) and that is good grief, already six years ago? Seven after the current contest? We were overdue for a good result.

Anyway, this was an erratic write-up, but honestly, I don't feel like I need to explain much anyway. Gustaph rose from an act most people pretended to dislike from an entrant that is universally well-regarded and beloved by both the fandom and critics. If that is not a satisfying growth arc, then I don't know what is. SERVE, HAT KING, SERVE.

in sum, see you in Antwerp for ESC2026 after we win it with a GUSTAPH x MEROL collab...x:

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03. SLOVENIA Joker Out - "Carpe Diem" 20th place

Decade ranking: 7/116 [Above Barbara, below Daði]

:GASP: Only third?! Boris how could you - shush shush bish calm ur teats, my opinion on Joker Out has remained completely unchanged. Maybe that's the point? "Carpe Diem" is still probably my favourite 2023 track. On-curved indie rock with on-trend styling, what is this? Almost too good for the contest, that's what.

MI BOMO CELO NOC PLESALI LUBILI SE IN SE IGRALI KOT DA NAS JURTI VEC NE BO

And well, let's also be very clear here - Joker Out lived up to exactly what I wanted from them. It's one of those entries that does exactly what it says on the tin (see also: Pasha). The older I get, the more I appreciate the Actual Songs in Eurovision for their reliability and "Carpe Diem" was a really good song. Three minutes of unbridled indierock fun, that quickly turns addictive if you're not careful - it does get better than that, but it's a high bar that not many other entries pass. Besides, the live was you know, living up to my expectations and that's worth a lot in 2023, where most acts let me down. It was a joy to watch. Bojan devoured that live -

but it still felt like a group effort, as and the rest of the gang more than pulled their weight. Jan and Kris as the silly foils to Bojan's seductive self -

and Nace and Jure (who can both so get it 👉👈) as the two who would whip up the crowd making "Carpe Diem" well and truly feel like the concert that it was.

THEY WERE FUN

THEY HAD "RIZZ" (i really hate this word btw - or rather i hate how ESC.tv used this word to appear "cool" 🤢)

AND THEY HAD A TRUE EUROVISION LOVE STORY

(it is still wildly amusing to me that my two preshow favourites entered a bromance so electrified by reciprocal, yet unfulfilled sexual tension it felt like watching a Basement Yard Podcast 😍 Bojan x Käärijä 5ever💚)

So yeah, this was just all sorts of excellent, really. Ofc, 20th place is um... really disgusting and outrageous, specifically for an entry that brings me so much joy, but hey that's democracy for you. Results are being decided way ahead of time so the people with godawful taste that lead happy lives feel like they are relevant, or summat.

However, Joker Out didn't lose Eurovision 2023, they won it. Out of everyone, it was their fanbase that grew the most after the contest ended, so much that they're now considered a welcome staple at ESC preparties, alongside the likes of Daði Freyr, Go_A, Senhit and Anna Bergendahl, which is not a bad line-up to be a part of. They'll be back as Slovene reps in a few years, hopefully with a more immediate song and will do significantly better. 😁

Finally, yes, Slovenia went from first to third on my ranking, but eh. I figured out quasi immediately after the finale that my top 3 would be Czechia, Finland and Slovenia, and figured out just as fast that Slovenia were third in that equation. I hope it's been made clear that my feelings on Joker Out just stayed the same, while Vesna and Käärijä were subject to positive morphs, and the novelty of those arcs is worth a splitscreen ending.

WILL IT BE THE GREEN FIN OR THE PINK SISTERS?

it was actually... a very, very close call. 😲

THE RANKING

[havootu]

The first cute drivers license pic I've had the past 10 YEARRSS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yall have no idea how happy that makes me🤣 the last 2 was was wither broke and busted or lookin like a chubby baby. 🤣🤣🤣 Which is ok but no I'm in my slay era😁 Face card ON THEE SITE! NEVERRRR DECLINED!!! The dps lady was like so you model now?🤣🤣 Yess... Yes i am! 33 is a very good year 😁💅🏽💁🏽‍♀️ You cant tell me NOTHINGGG🤣🤣 I'm Tyra today bish🤣🤣🤣🤣

[imtooobsessedrn]

Tried to draw the besties from memory - All of 'em below the cut bc idk it feels nicer like that:

Clover Bish as Doro (THE GIRL OFC I NEEDED TO DRAW HER AGAIN)

Pandora Nox as the clan boss (I'll be real all I remembered was she looked like the bodyguard she dressed up as in that one mini challenge 💀)

M1ss Jade So as Princess Erica (idc she was in the bottom that episode she was still pretty af)

Angele Anang as Jin (Still get her lil song stuck in my head sometimes icel)

Matraka as Betty (She was so cute in that - I mean she's always cute but she slayed 👏)

[judesmoonbeauty]

i can’t stop thinking about jude on the virtue and vice poster… the pose? the nail polish? the attitude? immaculate!

I ASCENDED when I saw his Vice & Virture pose. Those cut outs in his top, nail polish on point. You know he hated every minute of striking that pose, but bish is a professional and he slayed.