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Finished Slay the Princess guys and
I have a type
Spoilers for the Tower route as well so beware
My god why do you have to be so
Beautiful
Also fuck the narrator
Let me marry my wife and her many many forms bitch
#slay the princess#narrator is a little bish#*push him down the stairs*#best love story of the year btw#spoilers again just for tower route
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Knowing that Annabeth canonically had a crush on Percy since she was twelve was insane to me at first, but now, seeing the show, she probably loved him almost immediately. This dorky kid that chose her for a quest just because he knew she wanted to go.
#percabeth#percy jackson#pjo show#annabeth chase#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo hoo toa#percy and annabeth#percy jackson show#percy pjo#thalia grace#luke castellan#Percy shows her love#and he doesn't expect anything in return#hell he expects her to push him down some stairs if its required
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everything you thought you knew will fall apart (but youll be alright)
#happy birthday silly murder kitty (pushes him down the stairs)#heliiart#hxh#hunter x hunter#killugon#gon freecss#killua zoldyck
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We never post rants really but like
We are working on human designs versions of utmv characters and we always hit a roadblock when it comes to dream. Not because he’s hard to design but finding any pre existing references for designs is frustrating. The design itself is bland, he just looks like a generic anime boy - but our main issue is how people pose him as some weak frail smol bean. Grrrr I know it’s canon but goddamit it gets on our nerves. We don’t like how people characterize dream and how dream was written and how he’s drawn aandd asggrgrgffg- he has potential as a character but the infantilization is crazy.
But yeah- wip in designing him
#we aren’t a bastion design rules and regulations#it’s ok if you like his og design + characterization#we just personally want to push him down the stairs#I need more fanart of dream being cool and confident#even if the fanart is in his cannon design#grumpy today#dreamtale#dream sans#utmv#wip#ignore the ink peaking from the bottom
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dumbest
motherfucker
on the goddamn planet
#no really I legit consider him the stupidest dipshit on planet Earth#due to sheer wasted potential#any one of you out there with the $$ he grew up with would have made better use of it#instead his ambition is being a d-tier shitposter and god i suppose#a fundamentally incurious lackwit lacking even a surface-level understanding of anything he vaguely “engages” with#the kids at his school really should have pushed him down the stairs just a little harder#one less nazi fuck in the world
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me and my husband… we r doing better…
#leland coyle#my art#outlast trials#outlast#i want to push him down the stairs. and electrocute him. and shoot him#horrible man#pre murkoff coyle#sargeant coyle#oc
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i know we as a species (tomarrymort fandom) are largely over the whole “snakemort’s face is a deterrent for hogwarts age tom riddle because he’s horrified he’s ugly” thing because we all think snakemort is hot BUT you’ve got to admit that tom coming out of the pensieve gasping crying throwing up etc going “WHERE’S MY NOSE” is intrinsically funny. like when it’s not the whole chalky lipless white dementor thing in general that he’s so upset about, it’s the fact that he’ll lose his nose. in these fics the kid basically makes a living off sticking said nose in other people’s (harry’s) business and then he loses it, like a loser who loses all the time. like yeah tom where did your nose go? did harry hex it off after you got too nosy? should’ve kept your sniffer out of harms way, huh? you fucking douchenozzle
#or ‘douchenozzLESS’ eventually if we’re being real here#i like him being smug and kind of turned on by how future voldemort will look as much as the next guy#but ‘WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NOSE’ never fails to make me giggle#it’s about as fun as tom secretly pushing people down the stairs because harry smiled at them for too long#tom riddle#lord voldemort#harry potter#tomarry
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AKAI KUCHIBIRU... VAMPIIIRE GIRRRL.... KYUN
#chipchopdraws#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion#blood#[INSANITY BREAK] hello#getting a handle on his hag face. love love.#i really want to push him down a flight of stairs btw
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Mr “this is the last time I ever-“
#and it’s never the last time#and he always lets his mean bf bully him into#I don’t know#steal a wheelchair from an old lady so that house can push it down the stairs into a vending machine#my art#doodle of the day#james wilson#house md#houseposting
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Robin is the mean lesbian that's legit canon. Don't let her big blue eyes and excitable mannerisms or rambling when she is anxious distract you from the fact that she can be vindictive and spiteful and she will hold a grudge. She has not spent years praying for Steve's downfall because the girl she liked had a crush on him and he was a douche for nothing. She was enjoying every single embarrassing moment of Steve she saw at that awful job and had a tally of it for her own personal entertainment.
Nancy tho? She is my lil sopping wet kitten. She is just too sad and traumatized to create new bonds and reach out in a significant way. She is no mean girl she has never been one. Getting drunk at a party while trying to deal with the loss of your best friend (which you blame yourself for) and breaking down in front of your boyfriend because he is trying to deal with it by throwing himself into a routine does not make you a mean girl.
Honestly they deserve to be mean and spiteful and angry. They deserve to lash out.
Nancy is always holding herself back she is always pushing all of it down and taking charge and protecting others with no room to delve into all the fears that keep festering inside her. She has been drowning all alone for so long. She deserves to break. She deserves to shatter and she deserves to be held.
#anyway love my girls#and their flaws#reminder that nancy was the one smiling softly and blushing at the thought of robin being her OFFICIAL FRIEND#robin would have pushed steve down the stairs before knowing him with malicious intent#after knowing him? she would push him for funsies and laugh at him with love#love their dynamic love their relationship love how flwed they are#ronance#robin buckley#nancy wheeler
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I think it's funny they put the worst man ever in tentacles and everyone immediately forgot how to act
#sentinel prime#transformers one#tf one#maccadam#transformers#its me im people#i just think hed be so fun to bully#pushing him down the stairs and putting hot sauce in his shampoo
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this clip and this clip alone, I can't get enough of it
#lance yapping and esteban listening not even sligthly 💚#fernando right behind them probably thinking of a whether he should push estie down the stairs or not but lando distracted him 🤧#esteban ocon#lance stroll
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Some weird kid in his Hollow Knight cosplay wants you to follow him what do you do?
These are some Kid Belos drawings I might turn into stickers! Might fix up two other designs that I have unfinished and maybe even do some Caleb ones in his witch’s hat, but I’ve been having trouble drawing young Caleb. 😪
The right Philip is a little weird with shading, I wanted it to look like foresty (doubt that’s a word) type shading but ummm yeah.
#the owl house#toh#toh belos#kid belos#philip wittebane#wittebane brothers#I would push him down a flight of stairs#I have no one to talk about toh to and I’m actually dying#my art
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finished ai the somnium files last week and I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
anyway i also can't stop thinking about pewter i love him actually
#celeste draws stuff#aitsf#ai the somnium files#pewter#also i HATE kaname date#and love him#what a man#i played the aitsf demo and heard dates voice and immediately bought the game LMAO#i am very much aroace but hearing dates voice oh my god... why does he sound so attractive#and now almost every time he speaks i stare at my switch in disappointment#i hate him /j#i want to push him down a set of stairs
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While I'm obviously a huge fan of the EX headcanons of brother or evil clone to Xisuma, I also find really funny the idea that the two have no relation whatsoever, EX just saw X existing peacefully and was like "absolutely not," and dedicated his life and personality to annoying the shit out of him.
#hermitcraft#xisuma#evil xisuma#hermitcraft headcanons#Ex shows up one day and X is just like “who the heck are you??”#And EX just pushes him down the stairs
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Voice of the opportunistttt
I want to bite that little car salesman so badly
#art#silly#stp#stp voices#stp opportunist#bites and knaws on him with the intent to kill#slay the princess voice#slay the princess fanart#slay the princess#slay the princess opportunist#car salesman core#voice of the opportunist#opportunist#strangles him#pushing him down the stairs
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