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My art, random musings, other people's stuff I like, and the like. Be sure to check out The Isle of Rangoon, our video series with puppets and sketches and riffs and reviews and whateverthehell! I have a Patreon for the creation of more and more toy...
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siphersaysstuff · 1 day ago
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Both of those people should be punched in the face.
With a brick.
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It looks like autism is pulling ahead as the leading defense. Along with "Roman salute" and "giving his heart."
I have a few autistic friends and they seem to have been able to reign in their accidental Nazi salutes. I didn't know they were enduring this hardship all this time.
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siphersaysstuff · 1 day ago
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siphersaysstuff · 1 day ago
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So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3
No cuz I'm not a little bitch
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siphersaysstuff · 1 day ago
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Little life advice:
Everyone who says not to set your stove clock or microwave clock because you won't use them and don't look at them anyway is lying.
Set them.
Because sometimes, you will come come from a week away when no one was in your home, and see the stove and microwave clocks blinking and go, "Oh shit, the power went out while I was gone, even though it's clearly back, which means every single thing in my fridge and freezer might have gotten room temperature and refrozen, and will give me food poisoning."
And it will be the only indication whatsoever not to eat it.
Anyway, just got back from the grocery store, but at least I don't have botulism.
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siphersaysstuff · 1 day ago
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."
This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.
He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.
He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.
He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.
Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.
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siphersaysstuff · 1 day ago
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And this is exactly why they hate fact checking.
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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Tshirt idea I had
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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it's all so tiresome
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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Whenever an artist who makes dark content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so dark and nasty' and whenever an artist who makes wholesome content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so aggressively wholesome' and it's like you know I think maybe you can't tell whether or not someone is a predator based on their artistic output.
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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Youtube has an odd idea of what "lifestyle" is.
Or else I do.
Either way, I don't know what this insinuates.
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siphersaysstuff · 6 days ago
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siphersaysstuff · 6 days ago
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To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.
If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.
So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.
A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."
"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"
Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."
Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60
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