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My art, random musings, other people's stuff I like, and the like. Be sure to check out The Isle of Rangoon, our video series with puppets and sketches and riffs and reviews and whateverthehell! I have a Patreon for the creation of more and more toy...
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siphersaysstuff · 19 hours ago
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It is time for our annual viewing of MST3k Episode 910, "The Final Sacrifice," on YouTube, before it gets taken down again.
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Random Old Comic: Status Quo https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2018/09/05/status-quo/
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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emperor kuzco was clearly gay
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archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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Barbara's head looks like a Pokemon creature sitting on top of a defective mannequin that has a boob coming out of the armpit.
Also, off topic, but what is happening with Kyle's fingers. D:
(Panel from Zero Hour 30th Anniversary Special, DC Comics, submitted by @blaze-rocket)
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Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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with slarpg being on sale i will also say: if you already bought the game and it's just been collecting dust in your steam backlog and you've been waiting for the motivation to actually play it, you can just play it. i am giving you permission. it's pretty good i think
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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Look at How Fucking Scared They Are
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Terrified people will try and liberate Luigi, doing their best to make the populace afraid of him, pulling out the terrorist label.
The reason we're being hectored by alleged sex criminals on the news (lookin' at your bootlickin' face, Cuomo) is because they're lying, and they've always been lying.
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3:00 in. This pathetic billionaire source of 30% of your problems has this to say about the shooting:
Peirs: And to those who think this shooter is a hero... ... what do you have to say to them?
Thiel: Um. Ah. It's, uh, well, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-duh-du-I-don't know, what, uh, what to say, I-yi-I think, I-I-still think you have, uh, you should try to make an argument, and I, I, I think this is, you should, you know, there may be things wrong with our heath care system but you, you have to make an... argument and you have to try to find a way to convince people, and uh, andandandand and change it by that. And this is, and this is not going to work. <mindless babbling continues>
First off, that response alone is indication that we should have scourged our modern aristocrats into the sea a century ago. That such an empty head could hold that much power is an outrage to human dignity.
Secondly, and more importantly, this epitome of meritocracy reveals the game. We've been making this argument for decades, but the thing about arguments is you have to be able to convince the people with power. And Thiel...
I just realized his last name is "Thief" with the last letter changed.
If you believe in a higher power you must now admit our reality is a shitty novel in an airport gift shop.
Back on track. Theil and his ilk are those people. They have the money, they buy the politicians, and they love it when you can make arguments because there's always an excuse, or a counter argument, or some propaganda they can pull. Or they can just use one of their bought-and-paid-for judges, or just wear you down by lawsuits because they have effectively infinite resources.
But Brian Thompson will never do any of those things again.
If the Peter Thiels of the world wanted to resolve issues with dialog, then they should have acted decades ago. You can't tell people that the system can't change, and then scream "this won't change the system!" when they decide to get revenge.
They're so scared they're trying to make some guy with chronic pain into a monster. The visual symbolism?
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It disagrees.
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siphersaysstuff · 3 days ago
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I will never understand how cis people widely continue to see HRT as a huge decision that needs years of consideration and should only be used as a last resort for minors if they’re on the edge of suicide, and other things of this nature.
Like your body already has those hormones. It’s already doing that. It’s okay. They’re just hormones, you can play around and see what you like, what feels right. It’s literally fine. Changes to our bodies and voices and genitals and things are already an inherent part of being human.
It’s the weight that’s put on the decision to go on HRT that manufactures the major concerns of regret. If you decide it’s not for you and you’re upset because your body has been altered in a way that doesn’t feel good to you, that’s the same as getting a tattoo you don’t love, or breaking a bone, or being injured in some other way, or aging, or even getting a bad haircut. It is not automatically more horrific because it has to do with the perceived presentation of your gender. Hope this helps 👍🏼
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UrbaSport Trimuter Electric Vehicle
Mechanix Illustrated, February 1980
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siphersaysstuff · 4 days ago
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
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siphersaysstuff · 4 days ago
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luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.
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siphersaysstuff · 5 days ago
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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