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stoneclaw · 5 months

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u kno i got it bad when im reading fanfiction

hm. spoilers in the tags.

#IGNORE ME #can count on one hand the number of titles that have snatched my brain badly enough to seek out fanfiction #not bc theres smth wrong w it but bc im lazy and p i c k y #so it says smth that im like. unable to move on with myself after finishing the novel #i am in particular enjoying post-epilogue ones about how kdj struggles to grasp that what people want from him #is not in fact proof of his independence but rather for him to fucking lean on his friends when he needs them #slamming my fist on the desk. dokja you asshole. i'll cry a lot. try me.#“i want to read this story for a little longer” YEAH UR RIGHT I DO.#;n;#orv good.#like no they dont want ur apologies they dont want your atonement they want you to fucking realize #that a happy ending in which you are not there is no happy ending at all #slapping him silly #:floorchan:#man.#i miss dokja #;;;;

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shepfax · 2 years

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#stolen from the jerma discord #jerma #jerma985 #slap him silly saturday coming up

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subzeroparade · 1 year

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a Cainhurst-adjacent version of Ludwig, even though nothing in Bloodborne is this colourful.

#bloodborne #bloodborne fanart #ludwig the holy blade #*slaps him like the roof of a car* this beautiful man can fit so much ornament on him #a silly excuse to draw lace cuffs

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wigglebox · 1 year

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Suptober - Day 12 || Swap Meat [x]

#suptober23 #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #spnfanart #destiel fanart #wiggleart #something a little silly for today lol #it’s hard depicting a body swap in art sometimes!#kept their hairstyles but swapped their hair colors and then clothes and #made Cas’ posture more ‘him’ lol #and I didn’t know what to do for the background so I was going to use one of the floral ones I have on standby #but then because I have only three options with colors like white black and orange #it was hard to get them to stand out so I faded it a bit and slapped that white over it so you can’t really see it but #it’s okay lol it can be a surprise when you get the coloring pages lmao

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sunnymainecoonx · 19 days

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Horror's silly I guess..... idk sometimes I just want him to slam people idk

Sighs the man's a little angy don't judge him... Jesus he's ugly

#sans au #utmv #undertale au #killer sans #horror sans #UwU #I thought I miss back when I didn't hate nightmare but then I remembered how I interpreted him.....#I think my. I think the context I can give is Gacha club #anyways my dumbass keeps jumping on shit I can't do #and now I can't do shit #homework kinda a dumb concept bc school lasts already half the day..#homework's initial concept was punishment.... guess they just wanted to punish all students..#anyways I'm just babbling I literally do not have homework #anyways I really wanna write Wattpad fics....... sighs it's silly #originally I wanted to writer highschool fic or pirate fic but my motivation was. I'm writing mafia fic instead.......#just barely anyways. it's probably bound to be discontinued #man horrors so ugly. I just wanna slap him.. I watched my old Gacha vids and horror was a no expression softie man..#but then again. everyone but like. ink. and just sometimes corrupted nightmare were softies.. I think. I think I liked making softies???#now I think horror and killer should ferally beat each other up but... sighs anyways they should make out I mean what

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fl0-bo · 27 days

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Guys, please stop making tims character a copy-paste of all his brothers. It's making me very upset. LET EVERYONE HAVE THEIR OWN THINGS, PLEASE. like tim has so much unique lore and qualities, and you're all disregarding it in favour of making him utterly TASTELESS

#dc comics #dcu #dc universe #tim drake #red robin #batfam #bat family #all the fan content I've seen of him lately has just been people taking aspects of another character and slapping it onto tim #like his personality and his backstory #ive even seen people make headcannons that theyve straight up just taken from a headcannon list from another dcu character #and you can tell cause it doesn't make any sense for his character #at what point does tim stealing things from jason not become funny anymore #because it was silly at first but now im just getting a bit annoyed #Jason is the victim of what im saying the most hut there has definitely been aspects of other characters slapped onto tim #TIMS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES #PLEASE STOP DOING THIS TO HIM GUYS HES BECOMING UN ENJOYABLE AND ITS LEEKING INTO CANNON MATERIAL #okay thats all #thanks for tuning in

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sir-fluffbutts · 9 months

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Okay so now I need to know who wins in a Kenny vs Monty fight

ok so this is a difficult one cause

kenny....HAS aready been in a fight with someone thats more bigger, tougher and experienced then monty and won

( this guy to be specific

so

- if no wepons, chances are like 3:7, kenny can absolutly claw him to death but if he can't do that before he tire out then its over

- if wepons are allowed (kennys spear to be specific), chances go up to 9:1. unless kenny tire himself out or actually got grabbed, he will not lose

#ask #kenny vs monty feels like 8 murder hornets thats in for the kill vs a avrage human if it makes sence #sure i can one-slap em into the shadow realm with my shoe but if i don't do it perfectly theres a very good chance i die #again i feel like kenny being this apex praditor thats trained to kill is being overlooked by him being silly goofy

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purrvaire · 5 months

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black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone

#well hello there #im really sorry for all of this (im not)#i need to be silly otherwise there's the horrors #this kind of meme is like my brand at this point #i really really like something? chances are i'll take screencaps and slap funny shit on them #i want y'all know that i have a story of insanity with the first picture #changed the chemistry of my brain and gave me the crazies #i see john with his hands on his hips and i have to fight the urge to eat him #its a disease #also #if i had a nickel for every time i used that joke on a pirate named israel hands i would have two nickels #ill stop rambling and ill go to work now #black sails #tumblr text meme #black sails meme #long john silver #james flint #anne bonny #jack rackham #charles vane #i need to make more just bc its a travesty i didnt make something with max and madi #user purrvaire

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shima-draws · 9 months

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Robin should have punched Spandam in the dick. Just saying

#After all the BULLSHIT he put her through #Just slapping him silly isn’t ENOUGH #I want VIOLENCE. I want BLOOD #I want his LINEAGE to be CUT OFF. MURDER HIS DICK.#One Piece #Nico Robin #Shima speaks

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synthshenanigans · 3 months

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the Identity lacking knowledge of its identity

[fun alt repeating thing above & neat alt versions below]

#“understand whats going on behind my eyes” but different kinda #this is kinda shitty on purpose ?? kinda #idk im slapping soul with my own crisis he can deal with it/silly #bright lights #bright colors #i dont have a favorite guy™ but soul hits different yk #soul and its ideas of itself & his views on being whole need to be talked about more i swear #put that bitch under a microscope & study him cos lord knows he knows itself less than you would #also soul he/it my beloved. youre so close to being counted as canon in a way #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj soul #-atlas art-#also if you cant tell [which you probably cant for all of it] the lyrics to Dream(OfC). NMtK & part of TSE are in there #also the necklace loose like the red noose from slys art #fun lil fact about my designs for HMSW:#Heart & Mind each have one of the drumsticks from the necklace. Both on opposites hands as a bracelet #gives a more them being halves vibes to me #soul has the left over chain that looks normal turning like as i said before over the course of Cacophony #lack of the drumsticks gives him the “if im not the main part then what am i?” yk #im not the “point” of the necklace so what is my purpose if any or smth #if that makes sense #but of course you couldnt wear the drumsticks as a necklace WITHOUT the necklace. a happier realization toward the end of Cacophony #And Whole has the whole thing together [ha whole]. “all good things come in threes” nd all #ty if you read all this btw & hi :D #ily/p

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daily-ethoslab · 7 months

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my bad for not adding skizz won't happen again

#i didnt forget him I promise I don't know why I left him out #i love zkizz this is a sin I should repent or something #tt #i think its cause I don't have a good design for him and this was a lower effort drawing and i cant just draw him normally #he has to be weird and fucked up u know #and I've drawn him a lot but I didn't want to put in the energy at the moment #same as to why they arnt laughing in this drawing #cause I can't just slap an XD face on them and call it a day cause their poses would look weirdly stiff #then I would have to complicate the poses and I didn't feel like doind that cause I'm lazy #no its cause I spent a lot of my drawing energy earlier and I didn't want to burn out so I cut a few corners #i dont know where the line is sometimes #what's low effort and what's me trying to take it easy #I hope this doesn't come off as me venting I'm trying to reflect haha #anyways silly skizz doodle #this should inspire me to stay up a little later to do a few skizz designs tho #wegh

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fisheito · 4 months

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i love how eiden pauses at every outfit reveal with a . hotboy synopsis like clan member: *steps out of the changing room* eiden: and now, if i can have ur attention--- FEAST your eyes on this MARVELOUS hunk of grade AAAAAA+++++ prime meat..,, his accessories perfectly accentuate his finest features...! His fit ! is flawless!! BREATHTAKING. REVOLUTIONARY!!!!!!!!! and yet!? one can't help but get excited... for what lies UNDERNEATH that BREATHTAKING attire ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

#i can imagine the outfit designers at IA pitching their ideas the same way LOL #like the artist in charge of making blade adorable is at the front of the room #pointing feverishly at multiple parts of the blade beta design displayed #while other artists and employees look on #and they're like WITH BLADE. YOU GOTTA HAVE THE WHIMSY. YOU GOTTA HAVE THE CUTE.#(circles the glasses with a red marker . repeatedly)#HE DON'T EVEN NEED THESE TO INVESTIGATE THEY'RE JUST FOR SHOW. ONE LENS GOES *OVER* HIS HAIR #NO boring print shirts. PUZZLE PIECE PATTERN! A SHIRT *I* WOULD WEAR TO AN ESCAPE ROOM!!!#and you know what? GKaru artist gave me a BRILLIANT IDEA *points at GKaru artist sitting in the audience*#[[GKaru artist: *finger guns of acknowledgement*]]#SHORTS. YOU KNOW WHAT WE DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF? BLADE'S BEAUTIFULLY BALANCED CALVES #*draws 14 arrows pointing to blade's left calf*#he's LOPSIDED! he's SILLY! he has STRONG MUSCULAR CALVES that carry him OVER ROOFTOPS!!!#*slaps the board at every word of emphasis* THIS. IS. PEAK. BLADE. DESIGN!!!!!!!#art director: ahhhh shucks. ya got me. APPROVED!#[blade artists furiously high-fiving and chest bumping each other]#puzzling invitation #nu carnival eiden

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confoodles · 5 months

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Does anyone else feel like Aylinluna was horribly out of character this episode?? I've heard that apparently some things were cut, so that might be the reason but it still felt weird. Like ur telling me Luna, who has literally been so respectful of Aylin's boundaries literally even last episode, is suddenly forcing her to go out of her comfort zone?? Okay, fine, I understand the concept of wanting ur gf to get along with ur friends, but ur telling me Luna wouldn't stand up for Aylin when someone is clearly getting in her face and making her uncomfortable?? That she would call her an ALIEN??!!!