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I drew a couple more brides that I never posted 🙈🙈
you better treat her nice...... (but you can slap her ass, she's into that...)
treating her ever so nicely, petting her have little pets on the head and forehead kisses and little licks inside my mouth after chewing gum and ifddihdifhdf
#slapping her ass too#the sound the matty in our system made omg#is this the sign to remake the selfship me and cowboy house again?#GOD YOUR ARTWORK IS SO GOOD I NEED TO COMSUNE IT#hangle the handsome cowboy#mouse has pals#shamelesslurker#this feels like the sweetest gift#gonna cry omg
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Draw Neves at the bar , trauma dumping to heket (she's the bartender)
HFSLKJGKDGJLJKLDS pls this is so funny to me. Neves is a mess when she's drunk. she is now Heket's burden....here she is telling a very silly story
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#cotl heket#cotl narinder#cotl oc#cotl au#BOO! human oc#getting requests of Neves is so fun to me. i'm itching to talk about her but im so locked down on spoilers#like shes traumadumping here but not Spoiler trauma dumping#imagine being a 25 year old woman sent to Furry Cult World........like.....Neves should be at the club rn :/#the Lamb tried to put her in the Contraption but Neves is too big for it. so they just made her write a very apologetic letter instead#Narinder is still one of Neves' biggest haters.#slapping some color on some shitty sketches >>>>>>>#ALSO putting Narinder in grandpa sweaters and cardigans >>> old ass man#my art#also cannot tell you how the egg thing makes me laugh. Like what the hell…
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wdym you won’t bounce on it, i called you bunny, didn’t i?? SO BOUNCE LIL BUNNY!! GOOOOOO
#eff yaps#thinking about her riding me but then getting all pouty and bratty and refusing to move any more#ugh!!! in those cute fucking bunny ears too?? kill me dead rn#i feel like i can get her to correct her brattiness in like. 4 seconds max. maybe#so this would probably work#also a really hard slap to her ass#EEHHHH actually maybe her pretty face too#or a firm grip around her throat or on her cheeks smushing em togetherrhbfnnrnrhj FUCK#what am i !!! doing to myself !!!!!!!!!#like an hour ago i was about to start begging to be bullied into subspace#COS I WANNNTTTT ITTTTT >;|#but here we are
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sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though
#hs#davejade#like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot#“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing#and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key#i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong#but i like davejade for different reasons#in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her#bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot#ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do#and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares#i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic#of care and interest towards each other#hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN#they are Equals#jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol#they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen#remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that#dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity#since space and time are fundamentally related#sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night#ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS#jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients#i should draw them together in that mspa style#maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship#well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic
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not to hornets nest but it rlly is appalling how quickly ppl showed their ass during this worldwide miku trend. there's sm actual things to critique abt the usa but channeling a worthy convo abt THAT into calling the ppl here uncivilized morons with no culture OK. LOL. you couldn't possibly tell me any quicker that you don't gaf abt brown ppl black ppl indigenous ppl immigrants poor ppl
#AND THT INCLUDES WHITE PPL TOO you all know i love to make my little white ppl jokes here and again#but do not get it twisted if you just use that as an excuse to be bigoted in other ways yr SHOWING YR ASS!!!!!#slapping the word white infront of woman doesnt make you being misogynistic at her cool#slapping the word white infront of trans doesn't suddenly make them a protected class tht isn't BRUTALIZED CONSTANTLY!!!!!#again yes theres convos to be had theres things to unpack like whiteness does intersect w things and thats important to talk abt#but slapping white in front of poor in front of southern and suddenly yr saying theyre all swines who deserve to die. curious.#huri.txt
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Had. An extremely funny vision to revamp Moe's staff.
The design isn't super final, I can never really decide how I want the accents to look... trying to keep them in line with how the Askr trio's weapons look. Especially the signature color magic glow that's present in their special arts!!!
Anna has it too!!!!! You just don't see it bc her art gets cut off in game. Also, additional image bc you don't see the handle v well in her special.
Which is why, here, the green gem is most prominent on Moe's weapon.... geen....... idk if I'm keeping the other ones that look like the summoning circle orbs. It was just something I wanted to try out!
BUT. BUT. The Main Idea here is that Moe added its own touch to the staff. Yeah, the dangly halo was a Neat idea, but this concept is just so much funnier to me..... says SO much about Moe as a character... it is ALWAYS. Making and customizing things. I can also see Moe using the carabiner practically as well! Now, I wonder why it held onto those two feathers in particular... 🤔
#moe tag#actually if i canonize the idea that those are hero feathers from alfonse and sharena that's gonna fuck up the timeline.#like i'm gonna have to invent Lore. about it. but the two dangly spinny twirly feathers were ALWAYS a part of moe's Concept#like before it got simplified for ease of drawing moe had a dangly feather earring along the staff decorations#IDK IDK I'M WAY TOO METICULOUS. if i just draw two feathers please forgive me. i LOVE LORE#AND I LOVE. WHEN CHARAS ARE SENTIMENTAL. IN SILLY WAYS. GET ATTACHED TO EVERYTHING ‼️‼️‼️‼️#but like. sometimes it Is just for The Look of it.... i'm so sorry#ANY WHICH WAY. as i was drawing i had a strong vision. of changing up the halo to be something else#a dangly handmade charm. then i had the REALLY striking idea of making it a dreamcatcher. the FORESHADOWING.#and the Theming. of complex relationship w spirituality. but. i... ended up thinking better of it tbh.#like. asking myself okay how do i be respectful and honor this. then realizing hm.#maybe the only way to be respectful of this is to Not Do That. like. just feels in poor taste as a white guy no matter what.#but it DID get me Thinking. about what moe Likes to make anyway. what are the things that are significant to It.#AND THE. THE VISION. if anything it's appropriating butches here its ass is NOT BUTCH.#but no harm no foul. slap some more punk ass trinkets to that thang!!!!!! the practical use ALSO GETS ME THOUGH#like. moe IS practical. it likes its diys to be functional as well as fun. ect ect!!!!!#fe anna#HONESTLY. what if i only tagged her just to not clog up the tags and also that art is a good ref for later#just might.#summoner oc#my art#moe ref
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Grand babbee cardassian has broken me… also more Jocasta content pls we love a quiet queen
GRANPA GARAK! A DISIPLINARIAN!
He gets up early every day to pick fresh fruit from the garden for his grandkids. Elim III is his Little Regnar. Lim thinks he's going to spoil them rotten (the orphanage and the dirt floor gardening shed that they lived in was CHARACTER BUILDING. it made him the MAN HE IS TODAY.)
JOCASTA LOVE.... she's truly an underrated queen.. here maam ms head scrub nurse you dropped your crown 👑
She cares about outward presentation as much as any Cardassian, but especially hair (cardassian hair being much thicker and coarser than human fur.)
also she refers to julian as Dr Bashir at work just out of propriety and respect. most people don't know that they're father and daughter simply because she does not care to tell them. they just think she's his favorite because she's good at her job and gently takes no shit
^ scenes that play before the least pleasant vacation miles has ever been on
#dee s 9#garashir adoption au#HEEHEE I LOVE GRANDPA GARAK... walking around with a cane but looking supremely dignified..#old age would look very well on him i think#julian just looks like a salt and pepper pipecleaner#APBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT bebe belly#you see. im going into peds. for purely academic reasons.#also jo doesnt need to bully julian she just shoots him a 😬 and hes instantly a medical student#getting his wrist slapped by the scrub nurse for breaking sterile field#like 'shes so scary but its cause shes riiiiiiight ughhhhhhhhh'#thank youuuuuuuuuuu for nice oc asks.... 🥹 i love them.....#i truly cannot decide if i like jo better with the braid coronet or the jadzia bouffant. maybe both. fancy bitch#shes such a girlygirl iskra wants to be one but can't be assed to comb her hair every day with proper oil and do scalecare#jo is lovingly buffing garak's nails before broadcasts so he looks his best#and initially using WAY too much hair oil on julian. takes weeks to wash it all out
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guys my spider looks weird. she looks a bit gay. do you guys think she will moult out of this or will she turn even gayer ?
#orbweaver my angel........ she's such a lover#she's doing So good. she's so ready to be done mothering as well. one more week...#her claws looked Nightmarish and she was very dandruffy before. she also had a lot of scabs that came off with chunks o' fur#but she's since shed her claws (it was honestly horrible in its own right to see. they moreso Peeled away. it was yucky)#and they're looking Great now. and she really likes being brushed and wiped (she really likes getting her Ears Cleaned⁉️ unusual but good)#so no more clumps of fur just Sloughing Off. no more Ass Dandruff either. it was at the base of her tail but it's funnier to say assdandruff#like me slapping the base of dragon's tail and calling it Slapping his ass. it's Their Top Ass (normal statement)#she's got a bit of a sensitive tummy though. idk if that'll ever pass#so far we're just figuring out what she can eat that Won't make her tummy rumble and have her farting asunder#nulo fussie cat and pure harmony are all a bust in that regard. but tiki cat and wellness are good#chicken flavour stuff settled her tummy good. a couple weeks ago i just boiled chicken and gave her some#and that helped a Ton in getting her a bit more stable digestionwise#she's so sweet and purry all the time too i'm so endeared by this little lady#i love you. kitty cats.
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Wendy is my favorite Bluey character because she constantly has to deal with her Chaotic neighbors bullshit
#that time she caught Bluey and Bingo dragging Bandit to the car#and she was so mad at Bandit for making them do that that she shoved his ass in the car and drove to get them icecream herself#or that time Bandit Bluey and Lucky's dad were playing like Bandit was giving birth and she just screamed#or Bandit coming up to her slapping his butt saying he loves to smack his bottom#like girl queen just wanted to go on a walk#is that too much to ask???#bluey#wendy bluey#bluey wendy
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guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed
#ITS ME ☝️☝️☝️☝️💥💥💥#skipping sch is so fun yall infection be damned#okay tiny rant after this yall hv been warned#THIS GIRL VERY FUNNY AH#bro ur concern means absolute jack SHIT to me if all youre gna do is be a bitch about it#yeah okay i admit i have zero clue how to treat wounds esp infected ones n i didnt even know the infection was this severe until someone#until my friends told me today#LIKE YEAH I ADMIT ID BE THE TYPE OF PERSON FIRST TO DIE IN A HORROR MOVIE#but like that doesnt give you the excuse to keep calling me dumbass/idiot/stupid#and all the other synonyms of dumb youve been calling me today????#like girl YOURE the certified first aider not me???#and like the qualifications doesnt even give u the right to call me dumb like what the hell#like ik shes concerned for me bec she was the one helping me treat my wound today b4 i saw a doctor#but like she kept making it sound like im a 5yo w absolutely zero sense of safety and shit#and like she kept making it sound like i was FORCING her to help me#NO I WASNT ??#YOU OFFERED?? THEN YOU STARTED BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT???#then like she kept. calling me stupid. like even after the joke got old#bec at first it was her and my other friends teasing me about it and it was funny at first but then she kept going on n on even after that??#then she forced me to see a doctor which i admit was smart i shldve gone to a doctor like. yesterday 😭😭#but then when we were at the clinic she deadass said smth along the lines of “i hv to work and worry sm bec of YOU today”#as if i forced her to accompany me to the doctor??? but it was HER idea ????#also she deadass called the nurse who dressed my wound unprofessional#and she called the doctor i saw on saturday useless bec the antibiotics he prescribed me last week werent working#like. bro if ur so smart then why dont YOU go med sch rn and become a doctor huh#bro ur goofy ahh 1y/o first aid cert aint shit compared to the guy who spent 12+ years studying med n working for even more years than that#like i cannot get over the fact she kept calling me dumbass the entire day#and it was so aggressively too and she threatened to slap me bec i was “being stupid”#and like she kept making my infection out to be so severe as if i wld drop dead right that second or my arm wld fall off or some shit#AAAAAAAAA THIS GOT SO LONG I HIT 30 TAGS WHOOPS HAVE A MWAMWA IF U READ THIS LONG IM SORRY IM JS PISSED BUT I TRIED NOT TO SWEAR 😭😭🙏🙏
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"I HELD ARTHUR'S HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#ic.| frey#[for context yesterday when dad was in hospital i took my 3ds to pass the time and played r4#[had a tea date with art and two options appeared to get close or hold hand and ofc i did the nasty one#[i chose the hand holding ehehehehe#[and BOY ART I WANNA SLAP YO FACE AND PINCH IT AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SQUEEZE BACK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#[so yeah frey wants to tell you she held her bae's hand#[then the battery ran out lmao#[well after i went and battled in the mirror dungeon thingie and got my ass kicked;;#[aaaa art my beloved...#[looks at wars: give me a date too with forte when.
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the 'Review Flagged Posts' section of my dashboard is so depressing because it's just tons of completely normal cute or funny posts i've reblogged that some shit-ass AI has determined "might be sexually explicit content" (literally none of them are) that I have no way of appealing :(
#tumblr#just tumblr things#boo-urns#this is why we can't have nice things#i guess that cool video of the guy doing time-lapse light painting was ''too risque''#or that gif of judge judy slapping the table and tapping her watch#or a post with Poirot screengrabs#or a million other regular-ass things ☹️#HARRUMPH#cog rants#mine
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just read a drabble where rafe mocks sarah’s moans…
#rafe being a freak? excellent no notes#the context is he slapped his gf’s ass sarah said that’s gross and she doesn’t wanna see/hear anymore than she already has#he says he hears her and john b going at it too#great read
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do you think sango ever wakes up some nights in a panic bc she dreamed about being buried alive again
#*slaps sango on the ass* this baby can carry so much trauma *is immediately killed*#sango#inuyasha#like really tho if it's dark and the blankets feel too heavy for a moment would that trigger her#and have her clawing her way out of bed gasping for air
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I agonized over which to pick because I just want to ask about all your fics in progress!! I narrowed it down to two and that's just going to have to be ok
the world is staged and the script is set (you cannot change the ending)
Jukeboxes and Maple Syrup
its very funny you pick those two because those like. two of the only three on that list that ISNT lord huron related lmao. those are both hatchetfield fics ive started in secret. regardless those are the main ones im working on right now SO
the world is staged and the script is set (you cannot change the ending) is a fic based on the ending of TGWDLM where like. you know how in the credits where Emma starts begging the audience for help? and like. you know how in TTO how the audience is also referred to by Bliklotep's title? soooo the fic is the ending but i throw him in the mix and ramp the already existing horror of "begging for help and being ignored a cheering crowd" by going "realizing said crowd has been treating your suffering and death as a source of amusement right before you die". only fun times in hatchetfield
"She stumbles to the edge of the stage. The stitches in her leg have come undone and there’s blood seeping through the bandage. That is real. Emma is real, and she needs to help right now."
Jukeboxes and Maple Syrup is a fic that takes place directly after the end of Yellow Jacket that focuses on Daniel and Sophia like. right after the ending. we dont really see them after the Otho fight and we still have no clue is Sophia is even ALIVE and also i miss them dearly. the fic mostly focuses on Daniel trying not to have a panic attack in Miss Retros because one friend is missing after almost dying and the other is in the hospital after also almost maybe dying and he doesn't really know what to do. Not a whole lot of plot it's mostly him trying to deal with that whole. mess. luckily he's got Miss Holloway and Duke to make things a bit easier (responsible adults? in MY hatchetfield? its honestly only these two but its better than nothing)
"He feels so stupid. Sophia is in the hospital and she might never wake up. Hannah is missing and could be kidnapped or dead or worse. And he’s just sitting here in a cozy diner with pancakes and orange juice, and Hannah’s Jacket but not Hannah and not Sophia."
#you're always welcome to ask again if you wanna see the other ones <- please god im desperate for attention#unfortunately. ive been infected by the alien blue shit (hatchetfield brain rot) sorry#slap my ass and call me paul matthews cause i dont even like musicals but. the silly horror comedy with a side of eldritch fuckery got me#and all the silly little characters got me too. hannah paul holloway duke ethan lex richie emma pete daniel sophia my beloveds#idk how but they managed to make an exact copy of me in 2017. hate his weeb ass (deeply agonized yet deeply affectionate)#i have lots of feelings on hatchetfield but i dont post about it much. or like at all lol#im actually almost done with the world is staged. like really close. just need to finish up the beginning and then clean it up#dani speaks#asks#ask#also fucking with the nmt2 timeline by making miss retros still a thing in yellow jacket despite it taking place after killer track#i want daniel and the kids to have some actual good adults in their life. my timeline now.#(god bless ethan is trying so hard but he is. not good at being responsible.)#i wanted to write about Sophia too but she's like. in a coma#if i ever get a burst of inspiration then i might write a second part following her waking up and being ok and getting panacakes with danie#(and dealing with hannah just. having left hatchetfield overnight without a word)#might be fun who knows
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I HATE THE MALE LEAD FROM ITAZURA NA KISS!!! I HATE HIM!!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!! FUCK!!!!! HE SUCKS!!! HE HAS 0 APPEAL BC HE ALSO UGLY AS FUCK TOO!!! I DON'T GET IT!!!!
#he fucking SLAPS her across the face when she's finally had enough of his immature crap and yells at him crying#hes butt ass ugly too you can find him in the butter section at your local walmart#dorito chin havin ass#smells like canned sardines#sidrabbles#also ofc the FL sucks idc idc cant stand her but also feel bad for her
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