#skz incorrects

[chanquokka]

more terrible skz incorrects (3/∞)

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[cosmicalily]

stray kids as...my loved ones

author's note: it's been a while since i've posted and im not sure how how many new lovies have joined since i lowkey ghosted everyone! but in case you guys didn't know, i have the sweetest, silliest stay family (we all went to the stray kids concert together in melbs). and i feel like my love for them and their personalities really correspond to certain members, especially through our relationships. i've been wanting to make a post like this for a while and here it finally is! enjoy x

my mum as lee minho

like minho, my mum is quite introverted, but very giggly and talkative when she's with our family and her few close friends. she's selective about who she shows this side of her personality to, and it just makes it more special for those (like me) who get to see it daily

when watching the skz two kids room, mum said that jisung and minho's friendship is a lot like our relationship (SOBBING). whilst im loud and a certified yapper, my mum is still my quiet, safe space and a place where i can just calm myself down and lower my energy

we're also both on the adhd spectrum which i majorly see for them lols

she loves to cook, and acts of service are her way of showing her love. she grew up in a japanese household, and culturally you don't show as much affection, but she's learning. and im a major physical touch girlie, and ive seen her try to teach herself to love me that way. basically the best mum ever

oh, and she ADORES cats!

she's also lowkey like a mum of skz, kinda like minho is, but from a distance obvs. she treats them all like her sons, she has a picture of them on our fridge, photocard in her phone, listens to skz lofi whilst working. she supports them in every way and always gets so excited about their achievements.

essentially, she's a very calming, but at times chaotic presence, and im so lucky to have her. she's the perfect person to balance me out.

my dad as...seo changbin

oh, and if i say my dad is the BIGGEST goofball?

he's so silly. unlike changbin he's actually super tall (muahaha) but changbin is def musclier. so.

anyway moral is they both lowkey look a little intimidating, but in reality they're absolute softies. babygirls, if you will.

like changbin, my dad is a major girl group stan. for his birthday last year, he literally bought us twice tickets and when i tell you he knew EVERY lyric! he also has a love for every girl group choreo ever, with a penchant for newjeans' hype boy (cough CHANGBIN)

again, above all, he's just a very sweet, silly guy. he's very dependable, and he and i will often work on house projects together, whether it be painting or building furniture or making him help me rearrange my bedroom. with twice blasting in the background, it's gonna get done and it's gonna get done WELL

he's very accepting and listens when i yap, or when im confused about things. him and mum have that balance of giving me very down to earth advice, but also silly jokes and comments

ALSO like a proud dad of skz. he adores them and gets so excited about their achievements.

my brother as...yang jeongin

my brother is lowkey the coolest and im actually jealous of him sometimes bc he's a major silly goose without putting in effort to be one and he somehow actually has a decent fashion sense for a 14 year old boy. okay king, dropped ur crown!

BUT like yenie, this boy can be sarcastic and jokey. we always try and smother him in physical affection and he ALWAYS teases us for it and goes "ew" (lowk seungmin core)

BUT THE REASON I SAY JEONGIN IS BC HE DOES THE FOOD THING. THE THING WHERE YOU SHOVE A TON OF FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH AT ONCE. HE DOES IT. IT'S SO SILLY

my sister as...lee felix

oh she's the sweetest. i wake up to little notes and paper crafts from her, and she LOVES to bake me sweet treats. i take her on little coffee dates to the cafe where i work, and my coworkers adore her. yes, she gets two extra marshmallows for free. sometimes a third. sometimes a cookie, too. they're whipped, and who wouldn't be?

she's also a gamer BAHAHAHA if you count dress to impress, and she's GOOD. even though she's legit only 10 herself, she tells those other basic 10 year olds who's boss. always on the podium, making her fashionista sister proud

she always just wants to spend time with people. she's like a cat, just follows you around. sometimes adorable, sometimes drives me crazy.

she also does the felix sees, felix does. she loves imitating my brother and i, whether it be our mannerisms or phrases. she saw our handshake and immediately wanted in. she heard us call each other silly names and asked us to make her one. she's the cutest.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: whenever I feel sad or frustrated that I can’t fix a problem I look at a picture of all of us together Stray Kids: awwww Chan: and I think if I can keep these dumbasses alive, then I can do fucking anything

[hwangism143]

Kidnapper: I have your hyung

Jeongin: Which one?

Kidnapper: The loud one with separation anxiety

Jeongin:

Jeongin: I asked which one

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Christopher 🕸🤍

Fake text scenario: He found your smutty book 📖

🤍 : fluff, soft, still might contain swearing

🕸 : MIGHT CONTAIN SOME adult themes, emotional, maybe trigger warning

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[strayingawayy]

skz as shit i've heard people in my uni say (warnings: swearing, mentions of whoring around)

chan: you don't understand, even my diarrhea smells of feminism at this point

lee know: *leaving sticky notes for the uni library* thanks for the smut!

changbin: i fuckin love my gym bros they all look like freshly baked buns ready to be eaten with honey

hyunjin: i can only whore around women but jokingly which is SAD BECAUSE I WANNA WHORE AROUND MEN TOO

han: i can't let people know i text c.ai in my free time

felix: my bad i forgot your government name and booked our reservations under 'pookie'

seungmin, while talking about his partner: bro just says so much it's hard to keep track

jeongin: i wish my dad knew i was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have to get milk

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: I’m having salad for dinner!

jeongin:

chan: Well, fruit salad.

chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

jeongin:

chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.

chan: Fermented grapes.

jeongin:

chan:

jeongin:

chan: It’s wine.

chan: I’m having wine for dinner.

[leenooooooo]

Hehehe

[thathyperarmystay]

Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

[hyunlix-lover4]

Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

[daechwitonguetech]

Minho: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Jisung: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

[chanquokka]

(ss stolen from @linolinoing)

[felixpigtails]

seungmin: are you crying

chan: no, i'm having an allergic reaction

seungmin: to what?

chan: life

[incorrectskzquotes]

Flight attendant: before landing please make sure all small items are secure Hyunjin whispering to Changbin: you feeling safe?

[hwangism143]

Felix: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Felix, to Jisung: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Minho, to Chan: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Jeongin: There are two types of people.

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Christopher 🕸🤍

Fake text scenario: You're ovulating

🤍 : fluff, soft, still might contain swearing

🕸 : MIGHT CONTAIN SOME adult themes, emotional, maybe trigger warning

...Masterlist...

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