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Hey guys, I just want to say thank you for coming on this little journey with me!

I'm not deactivating my account, but I don't think I really have time for Tumblr atm. As you might have noticed.

Thank you again to everyone who has read my stupid little quotes. I didn't expect them to get as much notice as they did (is one seriously at 1000 notes??) I'll be back someday, but good bye for now!

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Jisung: Okay Chan! I'm coming out now!

Chan: Oh Sung, I'm so glad you could trust me with this. I promise I'll support you no matter what

Jisung: Huh? Do you want to use the bathroom or not?

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Happy Pride Month everyone!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Isn't it so interesting how Stay rhymes with gay? Almost like it's fated.....

(Well, I'm actually pan, but pan rhymes with, wait... Chan...)

Anyway, I'm really hoping that this is the year the kids can openly show support for the LGBTQ+ community and maybe wish us a Happy Pride as well? Fingers crossed!

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Jeongin: I'm big and strong, stop treating me like a child!

Minho: Okay, you're doing your own laundry and meals from now on

Jeongin:

Jeongin: On second thought, aren't I just the cutest baby bread?

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Chan: I just asked Minho what the meaning of life is to him.

Seungmin: So?

Chan: He said cats and ass.

Seungmin: Oh? All ass?

Minho: *from another room* Every ass except yours, bitch

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Awwww thanks for tagging me! I don't really have any contact with anyone on here so I'm happy to see that you'd like to get to know me ^°^

last song — Midas Touch by Kiss of Life

favorite colors — Red

currently watching — working my way through the Hunger Games movies bc I only recently read the books, which were superb

spicy / sweet / savory — spicyyyyy I literally had Buldak for dinner

relationship status — taken! (by the most beautiful boy who doesn't like kpop but talks about buying me albums anyway)

current obsession — (G)I-DLE specifically, all kpop, figure skating, acrylic painting, and dancing

tagging: @sohyeappy @jungwonswife @alexateurmom + anyone! :))

— nine people i'd like to get to know better ❣️

tagged by: @lix-ables one of my fav creators on here!! ily and just so you know i would Also like to get to know you better <3

last song: sugarcoat (kiss of life NATTY solo)

favourite colour: dark blue, I love it a lot it’s a calm color and somehow reminds me of rainy nights

currently watching: i'm not a person who watches much, so right now I’m watching stray kids content videos

spicy/savoury/sweet: this is hard! Because I love all three 😭 but I’ll take a mix of spicy and savory

relationship status: currently single!

current obsession: sherlock cover by stray kids, hyunjins silky hair

tagging: @cgnab @bbyquokka @jinnie-ret I don’t even know 9 ppl (not forcing!)

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Minho: Guess what! I heard back from Hybe and they accepted Changbin as a member of their next girl group!

Changbin: Yes! Finally!!!

Minho: April Fool's, bitch

Changbin: *pouting* Fuck you

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MINHO AND SUNG PERSONAL INSTAS TOO???? FINALLY!!!

Also I literally fucking love the usernames like "t.leeknowsaurus" Tf?? That's so cool for literally no reason.

ANDDDDDDD

HAPPY 6TH ANNIVERSARY TO MY EIGHT HUSBANDS!!

I love them all so much and I wish them so many more years together as Stray Kids! (bc you know Chan's got that 2040 comeback ready to go)

One more thing, thanks everyone for 190 followers! I appreciate all of you and especially love you if you read through this entire thing without scrolling bc it's not an incorrect quote lmao

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Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

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Jisung: INNIE HELP! Minho kissed me and I think he's actually a Dementor! I feel like my soul is gone!

Jeongin: *rolls eyes* That's called falling in love, dipshit

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Hyunjin: *giggles* Did you know ferrets are just tubular rats? I'm a tubular rat!!

Chan:

Chan: Who gave him sugar?

Jisung: I did. Things were getting too boring around here

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Minho: Felix, what's your favorite-

Felix: Changbin.

Minho: -food?

Felix: ...the answer isn't changing

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Chan: Hey Seungmin, have you seen Lix and Jeongin?

Seungmin: Nah, they must have wandered off, they'll come back soon, I'm sure

*Somewhere else*

Felix: Innie, are there supposed to be deserts in Korea?

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Not this old quote I made actually coming true with EXchange Island 💀💀

Chan: Sometimes I wonder if we're a kpop group or a gay dating show

Seungmin: Yes

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Not an incorrect quote this time, but...

I was scrolling through ao3 and opened the Han Jisung/Lee Minho tag and... the first fic that meets my eyes contains the tag Kang Yeosang/Min Yoongi....

I am both extremely baffled and very supportive but where tf did the author get that idea 😭😭😭 (They're both my biases lmfao)

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Minho: I think it's disgusting when STAY barks for the members

Minho: They should meow instead

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Hyunjin: Seungmin! I think someone in the group has a crush on me!

Seungmin: *eyes Changbin, covered head to toe in Hyunjin merch* Wow, you think?