#sky cotl incorrect quotes

[pathological-runaway]

i've been trying to write a fic about these two cuz i think they'd be besties but i get stuck every time so have some incorrect quotes instead

i hc flight as a bird lover so... canon?

...and this one aligns with my hc that foresters don't like physical contact with strangers and not-really-close friends

[pathologicalrunaway]

sky incorrect quotes elder edition but it's just resh. somebody give this man (gender neutral) a break

and my favourite one:

i'm gonna start calling the elders "the squad" now

[princessjadyn15]

decided to play around with incorrect quotes generator fir my Sky COTL x TMNT Crossover AU and honestly some of these are kinda canon lol

I used the rise turtles btw

also Casey is Cassandra not Casey Jr

[robinlmaoo]

i seriously cant get enough of them

[beigetiger]

I’m bored and procrastinating, so have some incorrect quotes of my Sky OCs based off random stuff I found while searching.

Mykell: I hope no one lowkey hates me.

Mykell: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

Mykell: Go big or go home.

Ray, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

Kylo: I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.

Cadro: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Cadro: I will not yield.

Mykell: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

Morgan: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Kylo: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Oz, to Natalie: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Mykell to everyone: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

Aishika: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Ray: Say no to drugs.

Oz: Say yes to drugs.

Shiela: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

Natalie: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.

Sparrow: Two brooooos!

Cadro: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Sparrow: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay

Oz: This bloodline ends with me.

Arturo: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

Leon: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Mykell: Leon, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Leon: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Shiela: ...It was a bug.

Leon: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Mykell: ...

Sheila: ...

Leon: Stop looking at me like that!

Aishika: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Morgan: Exercise more!

Kylo: Set yourself on fire.

Ghander: There are two kinds of people.

Sparrow: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Cadro: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Dee: Waking up in the morning.

Ray: Waking up.

Ray: We call that a traumatic experience.

Ray, turning to Natalie: Not a "bruh moment".

Ray, turning to Shiela: Not "sadge".

Ray, turning to Oz: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Aishika, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Oz, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Shiela, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Ray, trembling: What are we playing?!

Aishika: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Dee: Not if they consent to it.

Arturo: Depends on who your stabbing.

Shiela: YES??!!?

Aishika: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Oz: Take them!

Sparrow: Punch them in the neck!

Ghander: Say thank you!

Cadro: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Aishika: …

Aishika: No.

Ray: What makes you all smile?

Shiela: Friends and Family.

Natalie: Snacks.

Arturo: Victory and success.

Mykell: Face muscles.

Mykell: Stay foxy.

Arturo: Die lonely.

I’ll probably do more of these in the future, but that’s what I’ve got for now! Thank you all!

[kid-of-chaos]

Some more Sky: Balance in Chaos incorrect quotes because we got more than 1 likes in the first one

And now the obligatory “Who is who” guide

Sage: Passage Guide. (Their silence is now due to their insecurity of their voice!)

Olive: Overactive Overachiever. I dunno why, i just felt like it would fit + i was in a odd squad mood.

Brook: Melancholy Mope. Went with a gender neutral name.

Mikey: Oddball Outcast. Hehe silly lil monkey mask-

Theo: Tumbling Troublemaker. Theo feels like a mischievous name :D

Y’all somewhat know who paddle is so I don’t gotta explain him to ya

[my-halo-is-a-little-broken]

@puppywaves

Threw the elders into the incorrect quote generator and drew one of the quotes. I have more I can draw, would you like to see them?

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

A Moth: honk.

Another Moth: WHAT.

A Moth: HONK.

Another Moth: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH*T?????

[justsomeectoplasm]

Juno: No matter what I do, nobody at Prairie wants to be friends with me...

Kranz: Yeah I literally can't relate but you know who else isn't liked by everyone? *Turns to Kari* Hey Kari!

Kari: First of all how dare you-

[neonartistycauseidk]

I just- okay I finished gathering the spirits for the season of the little prince- and I just-

INCORRECT QUOTE

( f.t : The little prince and gloating narcissist)

( How the cutscene between gloating narcissist and the little prince should’ve gone )

Narcissist: -And most intelligent man on the island!

Little prince : Well,,,,,,I wouldn’t say : “most intelligent”

Narcissist: Oh? And why’s that? Surely there can’t be anything that would prove that hypocris-

Little prince : Just yesterday you attempted to open a pickle jar,,,,WITH YOUR TEETH,,,,,,without even considering to use your hands first.

Narcissist:

Narcissist: Ah-

( yep,,,,)

[sammekh]

Teth: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Tsadi?

Tsadi: No

Ayin: I do

Teth: I know, Ayin

Ayin: I'm sad

Teth: I know, Ayin

[pathological-runaway]

sky incorrect quotes because i'm bored

this one's canon to me

this one's canonically canon

based

[pathologicalrunaway]

incorrect sky quotes elders edition

this is literally how it went, isn't it?

alef's worst economic partnership so far

[princessjadyn15]

Some incorrect quotes featuring Leo, Usagi, and Dawn

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

So you guys know my blog isn’t dead (still waiting for asks, so ask away!), here are some incorrect quotes:

Ayin: 30 day free trial of being okay!

Tsadi: OP, where’s the link? Where’s the link, OP?

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Mek: Let me see what you have.

Uber: A KNIFE!

Mek: NO!

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Ayin: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Uber: Goodnight moon.

Uber: Goodnight trees.

Uber: Goodnight ghosts only I can see.

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Sah: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological stress.

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Tal: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Hania, not looking up from their murals: Spear.

Tal: BLOCKED!

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Hania: Megabird, give me patience.

Kinn: I think you mean ‘give me strength’.

Hania: If Megabird gave me strength, you’d be dead.

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Sah: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Mek: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!

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Uber: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.

Uber: Please take my word on this lmfao.

Liyah: What did you do, OP?

Uber: A 🎵MISTAKE!🎵

[nazbruhh]

Sneeze spirit: interesting if i can find this boy on the book...

Little prince: Hey!

S: don't interrupt me!

P: ... I'm literally the boy on the book