#skrelv

[memento--moray]

[Animatic] Jin-Gitaxias in Bloomburrow

He's the king of the junjle.

Feel free to use this image to your hearts' content.

[balis77]

Meanwhile, in New Phyrexia...

Ixhel: *Frantically putting Urabrask back together* “Ok, good, you’re awake. Look, you’re the only Praetor with enough parts to put back together, so I’m gonna need you to help me get control of this whole... situation.”

Urabrask: “What happened?”

Ixhel: “The invasion failed and I’m pretty sure we’re permanently cut off from the rest of the multiverse... oh and all the other Praetors died.”

Urabrask: “Serves them right... so what’s the problems here?”

Ixhel: “The Hunters Maze is on fire, the Progress Engine doesn’t even know what to do anymore, the Dross Pits are in complete anarchy, the Quiet Furnace is... kinda the same really, and with Mother and Norn dead the Machine Orthodoxy is under new management and it’s... not going well.”

Urabrask: “Who replaced them? Ivor? Mondrak?”

Ixhel: “Uh...”

*At Elesh Norn’s old statue throne*

Skrelv: *Maniacal laughter*

[littjara-mirrorlake]

is this a bedbuge?

[soulrye]

there has to be some audience for this

[ask-the-praetors]

Yo Jin.

Did you lie on the matter of the thief? that is unbecoming of a phyrexian praetor.

To ixhel and skrelp

Hi sweeties, warm hugs and love to both of you.

Of course not. My clarity of vision never lies. -J

What... is that? Does it think? Does it speak? Can you compleat it? -I

(Chittering) -Skrelv

[jarfieid]

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[barrelex]

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[dude1818]

[eldritchexploited]

[orca-iguana]

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Them....

[soylent-crocodile]

Skrelv (Monster)

(Phyrexian Mite by Oriana Menendez)

(I'm pulling a Minotaur here and using the name of an individual for the species! Skrelv has a different design and is less evil, but I'm not using the mind control plotline for numerous reasons and this token has, I think, a more approachable design. I love the wrist mandibles even if they're utterly impractical. I converted mites, by the way, because I realized that I had a CR1 gap in the legions of Phyrexia, hardly appropriate for a campaign!)

Skrelv are small mitelike creatures first created on a distant planet by phyrexians. Like skirge, they breed true, and have come to be pests not only to places under siege by phyrexia, but to phyrexians themselves. Skrelv nests typically have one individual which reproduces asexually, gestating clones of itself and regurgitating them through its mouth. If one such queen is killed, another skrelv will quickly mature to take its place. This can be prevented by consecrating a skrelv hive, or by simply killing all skrelv in an area.

Skrelv are predators, and prefer to hunt in troops, where they typically ambush prey, trip them to the ground, and swarm them with their stings, rendering them immobile. Prey is then moved to the hive, where they will be eaten alive and frequently tortured for the skrelv’s amusement.

Skrelv are wisely agoraphobic, as they are defenseless when caught in the open and have little to no way of detecting distant enemies, especially fliers. As such, they prefer to live in surface-level tunnels and buildings, only venturing out at night when sighted creatures are at a disadvantage.

This goblin-sized creature has no eyes, bared teeth, and white metal plating covering its head and limbs. Misc- CR1 Small CE Aberration (Phyrexian) HD2 Init:+2 Senses: Perception:+0, Blind, Blindsight 60ft  Stats- Str:13(+1) Dex:14(+2) Con:12(+1) Int:6(-2) Wis:12(+1) Cha:11(+0) BAB:+1 Space:2.5ft Reach:0ft Defense- HP:14(2d8+5) AC:13(+2 Dex, +1 Size) Fort:+1 Ref:+2 Will:+4 CMD:13 Resist: Acid 5 Immunity: Fear, Disease, Poison Special Defenses: Mycosynth Flesh, Negative Energy Affinity Offense- Bite +3(1d4+1 plus Trip) CMB:+1 (+2 Racial bonus to Trip) Speed:25ft Special Attacks: Sting +3(1 Str) Feats- Toughness, Power Attack (-1/+2) Skills- Climb +5, Stealth +10 Ecology- Environment- Urban (Any) Languages- Necril Organization- Solitary, Troop (3-6) Treasure- Half Special Abilities- Mycosynth Flesh (Ex)- A phyrexian’s anatomy is both flesh and metal, typically arranged in the most disturbing way possible. As such, it may be targeted or affected by a spell as either an aberration or as a construct, whichever produces a greater effect Sting (Ex)- The sting of a skrelv emerges from within its mouth when it senses vulnerable prey; it can only be used against creatures who are helpless, prone, or grappled by the skrelv.

[ceasars-mad-ramblings]

@balis77

Here's my Magic: the Gathering fanfic based off this post. Hope Y'all enjoy!

[littjara-mirrorlake]

we havent forgotten about skrelv right please tell me yall havent forgotten about skrelv

[hyralc]

my translation of mtgjp's comic

[ask-the-praetors]

This is gonna be a terrible mistake but it must happen, it’s a canon event

SKRELV

I BESTOW UPON THEE

THE MARKETABLE PLUSHIE RAY

Any hit with the Ray shall be turned into mass produced marketable plushies.

(LOUD, INDIGNANT SQUEAKY TOY NOISE) -Skrelv

[grandbutterflycurator]

I’m going to make the dumbest, most fun, most flavorful mono-white Phyrexian EDH deck.