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okay i was going through poker night dialogue because i was trying to remember what heavy said his favorite drink was and

heavy: i am union! RED local 615

tycho: you guys unionized?

heavy: eh…was necessary for group medical

so apparently team fortress (or at least RED team) is unionized. for medical benefits despite medic existing? does medic actually charge them and they needed to unionize for insurance reasons????

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we're gonna mine... and we're gonna craft...........

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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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Minecraft movie spoilers out of context

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voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

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the ghat. he is full of love

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henry's fathers

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I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

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i guess its hurt your pussy hour

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i’ve always thought reddit is a hellscape but my friend just sent me this and yk what maybe i’ll give it a chance

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Another interesting experience from casual.

The RED medic and I took turns healing our scout while the other got back from respawn. Felt like a soccer mom waiting with orange slices and water

BONUS alternate panel under cut. Cw very suggestive

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