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... Database on every sentient race in mtg. It's not *that* useful tbf

You ever get so invested in a dumb idea and then realize it's 10 times harder because there isn't a coherent database of a thing you thought there would be a database for so now you are making a regular database for something somewhat useful but it's because you're trying to do something super stupid.

nnnno cant say ive done that babe but good for u (?)

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buy my couins

Couins porchassed

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sign my evil nefarious contracts .

It's him... D/D/D Abyss King Gilgamesh...

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Okay so I maybe got a little fixated on the "fuckability of every mtg race" thing and am now 7 pages deep on notes for every species in every plane and what I'm considering different enough to be worth separation into a separate category because there's not catalogue anywhere of every sentient race in mtg so I'm searching litterally plane by plane every plane. And this is all going to be for a PowerPoint I probably stream in discord to some people that don't do magic to get their reactions and then maybe make that a video because hell if I know I gotta do something with the time I'm investing in this

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It must feel so good to have a proliferate spell cast on you after a Phyrexian cums inside

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the nature of long delayed passion projects is just that every so often someone references the dancing shark meme way past its prime

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i’ve been getting more into sci fi and enjoying your sci fi posting, do you have any recs? (murderbot is already on my list)

hmmm ok see this is where having a storygraph would come in handy instead of just trying to keep a list in my head let me see...

for tvmovies of course I'm going to tell you to watch all of star trek. except the ones I don't care about... that's mostly just the newer ones. the original series, the next generation, deep space 9, voyager, enterprise, lower deck, prodigy, I feel like im forgetting something here but it's ok. the movies are also quite awesome everyone love the voyage home 🐋

I really like farscape but I havent finished it yet... it's FREE on TUBI it's about JOHN CRICHTON he's an ASTRONAUT he was SHOT through a WORMHOLE it's fucking badass.

I've been watching stargate sg1 with my mom recently and been enjoying it! military scifi isn't usuallyyyy my thing but I like the characters enough to overlook it

a lot of people like star wars i think it's got some interesting stuff going on but ultimately it's not really my thing I'd still recommend giving it a shot though yk it's popular for a reason really

pacific rim... one of my favorite movies points taken off for the use of the g slur I really hate the choice to do that and it's in the main Jaegers fucking NAME it's really hard to avoid it fucking sucks. regardless it is suuuch a good movie epic action and aliens and giant mechs hitting each other it rules.

wait can I cheat and put ultraman in here go watch ultraman. ultraman arc is a good one it's free on youtube go watch it @EVERYONE

books....

you've already got my friend murderbot on there that's awesome. soon it will be OUR friend murderbot

2001 A SPACE ODYSSAYYYYYYYY so fucking good. one of my favorites please read it you'll get to meet hal 9000. the movie... also exists 😃! im being too harsh really it's a jawdroppingly beautiful movie with effects that are still gorgeous today (it was made in tandem with the book back in 1969!) it just made a few changes to Hal and the other characters that I don't agree with, I feel like it doesn't focus on the characters as much & takes a less sympathetic view of hal which for me cheapens the story... it's still worth a watch really just AFTER you read the book ok. oh 2010 (the sequel) is so good too I actually haven't read the third book yet im saving it for a rainy day. oh one thing i will say for the movie is it gives David a trait of liking to draw and at the beginning of the movie Hal asks to see what he's drawing and he holds it up to hals lens it's soooooo cute it's so cute. it almost makes it all worth it.

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy! I'm a big fan of Douglas adams's writing voice like they really aren't lying once you read a Douglas adams you find out what every nerdy comedy writer has been trying to capture for decades. really funny series and very fun scifi yay yay yay

THE MARTIAN this one is a real page turner i really like the realism/plausibility aspect of it like it's really well researched. and it's fun! mark watney is a great protagonist he's very capable but he has his fuckups (as anyone would in such a situation) really great read. I've heard the movie is really good too im planning to watch it

I have no mouth and I must scream is another classic of course... scifi horror 🥰

ummm that's all i can remember rn I'm sorry it's not a deep cut I kind of fell out of reading for a good few years and I've been drawn towards the classic big name scifis first I want to see what all the fuss is about... and i often get my tits blown off for my trouble! yay scifi

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It makes sense if I explain like 18 things first

Just looked through my drafts I realized that my drafts are 50% takes that would get me shot and 50% jumbles of word that even i cannot comprehend

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Thank you @woolieshubris for the workshop o7

I matcha pillates on her Dubai chocolate till she Labubus

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I matcha pillates on her Dubai chocolate till she Labubus

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Count reprints, later editions of the same book, etc. If you have a copy that includes multiple books in one volume, you can count that, but do not count sequels/etc on their own. You can count ebooks and audiobooks if you possess the files in a permanent way (borrowed and streamed don't count).

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Turns out if the maintenance crews stop waxing them, planes have body hair.

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i hate to put a damper on the silksong hype but y'all might want to check this out

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Just had a nice piss