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HAPPY FONE CALL FROM GOD FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#CUNTIEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE. OBSESSED WITH HIM.#HE SNAPPED THE TEA *AND* THE WIG WAS SKINNY. PERIODT.
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If you are using a dating/hookup app, you should provide a clear photo of yourself
The picture should be of you, not someone else!
The picture should be recent!
The picture should show your entire face!
The picture should show your smile!
The picture should show your hair/baldness!
The picture should give a general idea of your body type!
Please also be truthful about your height, weight, age, and job, if you are choosing to include those bits of info in your profile.
#i say this as a short skinny bald ginger#i am not everyone's cup of tea#but by being truthful about my appearance i attract people who are genuinely into me. and it makes life easier for all involved.#i'm sick of asking others to share a clear face pic!!#like what's the point of having a blank or untruthful pic?? or pretending to be tall etc. it's so insecure!!
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Y'ALL today I went in for an oil change at my dad's place, and I was so braindead tired that I couldn't remember the model of my car for a solid couple minutes, and instead of taking advantage of me a helpless Woman I'm fairly certain the guy tricked me into getting my oil changed for free. There is mercy and unconditional love in this world.
#how he tricked me is i had a coupon for 4 free changes where my dad had used 1 and it was crossed out in black#and when i first went in i gave it to him to show him#as i was rambling uselessly about how i don't know if it needs full synthetic oil (coupon said it doesn't work for synthetic)#he gave it back to me and said it would be fine and i meandered away#and when i came back to pick the car up i tried to give him the coupon and he said he took it already#and the first free one was crossed out now in blue#he would not listen to me telling him it was already done#either he was also very braindead and didn't look right? or he decided to be Kind#my braindead was because i couldn't sleep last night (Full of Pie and Energy#and i've been trying to quit my bedtime tea but that night it really was necessary)#and then i took my sister to get the eras tour book and then we went to see Wicked at 9am! cause all other times were full#two activities i would not have done with just me on my own but they were both very fun and fulfilling#wicked was really very entertaining#and i only got creeped out by ariana's terrifying skinniness at one moment#she did amazing. great acting phenomenal singing
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I need him carnally until I see photos like this and then I need him fatherly.
Do you understand what I’m saying??
#it hurts because he’s gay boba tea and then he’s the father I was missing for half my life ykwim#I actually canon him as a large skinny and salty McDonald’s French fry#james wilson#house md
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in one corner are the girls. hestia is the mediator between the other two's dispute, gently coaxing them away from their violent desires and soothing them both over a cup of tea and some warm buttered bread, fully utilizing her sweet sisterly parenting
and in the other corner, hades is holding zeus over his head in air jail, one foot on poseidon's chest to keep him down because neither of them want to listen to the words "stop fucking fighting" and he is so so tired
#one day the two switch responsibilities and hestia manages to get the boys to calm down over a cup of hot tea and cookies#meanwhile hades is STILL wrestling his siblings into submission because he is NOT a nurturer like hestia and the girls wanna punch#happy talks greek mythos#hades#hestia#it helps that hestia is so small and sweet looking and just exudes warmth and comfort so everyone wants to be nice for her#then hades is a tall skinny-ass tree of a man who exudes death so his siblings are lowkey like fuck that guy im never dying
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zuko’s most underrated line is “good riddance to those traitors!” which he said while laying down in his isolation station in the episode The Waterbending Master. Agree or disagree?
I want you to look at me in the url and tell me what u think my response to this question will be
#I actually think its 'out of my way skinny' thats literally what I voted for in my poll but#tea time
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Hey everyone! So I’m trying to lose weight till summer now im 54kg and my gw is 45kg do u think i can lose that weight by summer? Btw i have a rlly delicious and low calorie breakfast that i wanna share with you guys🫶🏼🫶🏼
#tw ana shit#Thinspo#ana meal#Low calorie#Lowcalorie meal#Weight loss#underweight#mia#relapse#Myfriendana#50kcal#Green tea#diet#dietpills#healthy food#healthy eating#skinny#bones#boney#collarbones#45kg#skeleton#pr0ana diet#heroine chic#katemoss#pr0ana#tw ana related#Skinnier#skinnierwinner#Motivation
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I HAVE to speak my truth i think neil josten would be stylish by today's standards cause wdym the description was just oversized older clothes thats literally what dudes wears todayyy 😭😭
#he pulls up kim namjoon fit and you want me to say it looks BADDDD#put a cardigan on that man and you have current stylish male fashion like we NEED to be serious#what was tea in 2006 like maybe hoodies and the slow crawl towards *shudders* skinny jeans#omg if aftg was today would he be wearing horrible shien he thrifted or would he look like he works in the woods based on his clothes#i think number two just keeping it real like he pulls up flannel and a lined jean jacket so he doesnt have to buy new clothes often yup#anyways#neil josten#aftg#all for the game#giggles and twirls hair
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I swear to GOD I'm gonna be committing homicide the next time I see a mf draw Adam skinny
#you mfs aint slick#ffs yall complain viv doesnt have fat characters but when she does YALL DRAW THEM SKINNY ANYWAYS#IM SO TIRED OF YALL IT AINT FUCKING CUTE#GONNA MAKE ME POP A GOD DAMN BLOOD VESSEL#HES *FAT* HES CANNONICALLY HOT AND FAT#please just let the big boys be big boys#tea rambles#tea.txt
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New intro but please give them new outfits it's been like two arcs already
#nami i will get you out of that bikini top i swear!!!#also how long is this arc gonna be..... why does luffy have a new outfit fighting katakuri..... just for the fun of it#luffy saying merienda AAAAAAAHHHHHH#this is more of a tea and crumpets than a merienda (too soon) but i will allow it...#once again accidentally having my merienda while katakuri has his.... having a full sensory experience#he made a little house to have his merienda.... LUFFY ITS TIME#oh nvm the new outfit its just his shirt opened bc he ate too much okay#luffy asking what is going om with the pirate fights on this island bc he has to eat to win all the fights ajdhaksjald#luffy running away and returning to get skinny again aldbalsjaksks i thought he was gonna go get brulee and go back lmao#katakuri eating donuts ajdhajdhsjdj me asf honestly#now back to another episode of luffy suffering.... and he hasnt eaten anything....#now what was that. oh he didnt dodge. so he is angry and not collected so he can't use his observation haki#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 856#katakuri just nreaking his neck instead of touching the floor with his back#idk what else to say. next episode#episode 857#well fuck that oven guy i guess and i hope katakuri fucks off soon#sanji taking advantage and making pudding do all that.... bastard man#i kneeeeew someone from the fishman pirates was on the slug thing.... amazing strategy#omg siren song doe the slugs..... anticapitalist and everything... she said day off today... take a breather slugs#LUFFYS FACE WOTH BRULEE AKDHAKSJSK#10 minute break letsgo#omg not in peanut village akdhskdn#episode 858#not luffy wanting to take a break and ending up with big mom akdjsksjkak#at least he is not as weak as he was after g4 in dressrosa lmao#bege coming to get his wife... exactly#episode 589
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in case u needed any extra proof that internet microaesthetic identities are fake: today I saw somebody tweet a picture of a bookstore endcap featuring "coquette books" and the op/commenters were bewildered at the inclusion of lolita
#none of you have ever scrolled past a photo of this book cover sitting on a tea set w some skinny ass legs wearing pink Jeffrey campbells#None of you are really about that life
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0 calorie weight loss tea blends
1. Pineapple Ginger Tea
Peel of ½ a pineapple
Peel of 1 orange
1 tablespoon of Baccharis trimera
1 tablespoon of ginger
1 liter (33 oz) of water
How to prepare
Pour the water in a pot and add the peels and ginger. Place this on heat and boil for 3 minutes. After boiling, turn off the heat and add the Baccharis trimera . Cover the pot and allow this infusion to soak for 5 minutes. Then strain and drink.
2. Green Tea with blackberries
Ingredients
1 teaspoon of dry blackberry leaves
1 teaspoon of dry green tea leaves
150 mL (5 oz) of boiling water
How to prepare
Place the dry leaves in a cup and pour the boiling water over them. Cover the cup and allow the leaves to soak for 10 minutes. Then strain and drink.
3. Cinnamon Hibiscus
Ingredients
1 tablespoon of dry hibiscus
1 tablespoon of dry horsetail leaves
1 cinnamon stick
1 liter (33 oz) of boiling water
How to prepare
Add the leaves and cinnamon stick to the boiling water and allow to soak for 10 minutes. Strain before drinking.
4. Yerba Mate and Lemon
Ingredients
1 or 2 teaspoons of yerba mate leaves
Juice of ½ of a lemon
150 mL (5 oz) of water
How to prepare
Place the leaves and lemon juice in a teacup and at the water. Cover the cup and allow to soak for 5 to 10 minutes. Then strain and drink
#ed not ed sheeran#weight loss#weight loss tea#Ana#Mia#th1nsp1ration#th1nspø#skinny#thin#diet#anameals
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i luv tht ppl thought burn was 5'11 for a good amount of time like have u seen him. he's literally tiny. u know that joke how 5'9 looks sooooo much shorter than 6'0 / 6'1. it's so true like he looks so small in tw all the time, until hes next to freema or naoko who are both 5'2. also that scene in pr1 where hermann's behind stacker + herc and he's like barely peeking over their shoulder,,, tiny!!! little lad!!!
#mine#txt#burn#doesn't help tht hes built like That. skinny legend#one of my fav things abt newmann is that theyre both pocket sized i hate when ppl overdo the height diff#WRONG theyre both gay little gnomes. theyre having tea in my pocket like frog & toad. newt's tea is spiked with monster#also one of my fav things abt owandy is theres a major height diff but u cant even see it bc theyre jus in the audios#i cant find anything online but im fairly certain tom is 6'3#and he looks SO tall next to burn in pics of them together. also he towers over eve in gwen & andy scenes#so its rlly funny to imagine owen trying to puff himself up to make himself taller next to andys giant ass fhksjdfdsk#cmon welsh beef put ur back into it!#ok im done
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This is a lemon ginger tea with lemon & ginger juice, with a splash of cayenne & gluccomannon.
Because I can. I felt like it and I had the ingredients. Why not?
I have been up since 4 am. I had a monster and a pot of coffee.
My IF schedule is loosely like...noon.
Skinny legend, am i right?
Just kidding, I am still really large for a woman. 🫠😉
Ginger is great for digestive health, or so I have heard. I bought it to go in a specific recipe.... then I lost the recipe. It is what it is people.
#healthy lifestyle#getting healthy#losing weight#healthy eating#fitblr#healthy habits#operation lose this gut#weight loss#operationlosethisgut#weight loss journey#tea life#ginger#lemon#cayenne pepper#glucomannan#skinny bitch#skinny#skinny legend#dietista#weightloss diet#diet help#dieting#morning humor#friyay#happy life#staying happy#hrh collection#jewelry#counterculture#digestion
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How about Zuko and #3 for the character ask game?
Hi Anon!!!!
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
Omg he’s such a brat!! Especially in the first 2 seasons he can be sooo snotty and shoots insults at people that are definitely meant to cut deep.
I could sit here and talk about how hurt people hurt people and how he’s just a teenager (true) but like. He is mean! He says mean things sometimes and that’s canon!
Thank u for the ask! Send me some numbers and a character for this character ask game :)
#thinking about what he says to iroh especially like. he wanted that to hurt#a child raised on poison etc etc etc#also out of my way skinny ICONIC line#tea time
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