I read a fic once where Dean and Cas fuck after Dean finally goes to heaven and like…yeah it was hot or whatever who cares but…..it started with Dean driving around Heaven in his Impala and then Cas suddenly appearing in the driver’s seat shouting, “TETANUS?!?!?! REALLY?!?!!! AFTER EVERY THING, YOU LET IT BE A RUSTY FUCKING POLE?!?!?!”
And like, pop off, hotwings. You’re so right. That ending was dumb as hell.
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I’m sorry but everyone saying “oh Donald Trump’s gonna win the election now cause he got shot” is the equivalent of Regina George winning homecoming queen cause she got hit by the fucking bus.
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Because I value my peace so much and can't trust these men out here, something tells me I'll be skin hungry for a very long time.
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I am so touch starved that I have to be careful not to flinch when a friend taps my shoulder
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Seated in the back of your car, listening to the mixture of rain and sensual tunes from the bluetooth speakers. Myself positioned sideways between your legs, pressed close as our lips touch over and over again, fingers caressing whatever they could reach. Not a soul to disturb the moment.
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Giving Yuzuka a gf when she was human, just for you @tobytoon. The lyrics are from Melanie Martinez’s Play date
I havnt given her gf a name yet but I kinda have an ending for her planned out. And the pattern on her kimono is Fukiyose - dead leaves in the wind. ✨Symbolism✨ Yuzu’s pattern is the Belladonna plant <3
Their songs?
- I Bet On Losing Dogs -> Mitsuki
- Me and Mr Wolf -> The Real Tuesday Weld
- Monster -> Dev
- Too Sweet -> Hozier
- Fear & Delight -> The Correspodents (one of my fav songs tbh)
Yuzuka has always been a more self-centered person but with the demands of her work environment she’s become very apathetic and vengeful, she’s not really close with her parents either
If you have name suggestions for her gf please lemme know. They liked each other a lot, she seemed like something good in Yuzuka’s life that she didn’t want to lose. But alas, thinking of others isn’t her strong suit at all - given the chance at revenge on her employer she took it almost without hesitation.
They’re kinda cute ngl I couldn’t the damn marker for Yuzuka until like after I finished drawing her and the balding orange is killing me TT it’s meant to be more yellow toned and slightly less saturated
Alas
I’ll do better art of them later lol
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Thinking about how Dean should wear Cas’ trench coat the way cheerleaders wear their boyfriends’ letterman jackets.
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Evangelical purity culture is funny actually because how did you streamline the process of turning sexually repressed good little Christian girls into freaks when that was the opposite of what you and your God intended?
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I know I'm not the only weirdo out there, but salt. Like actually craving extra salty treats like fair fries or just straight-up eating salt from the salt shaker like a gremlin.
Azul chasing you off like a stray cat with a broom Floyd encouraging or trying it as well to be menace and Jade just being amused.
I hope others can relate.
me eating limes with salt
I like to think sometimes about who would be concerned/mildly horrified at the sight of me salting a lime, sucking the juice out, turning it inside out, salting it again, and tearing the flesh off with my teeth
I think Trey would have a heart attack at the sight of me corroding my tooth enamel with straight acid. I like to think Ruggie and Floyd would eat it with me, if not for a snack just out of sheer curiosity.
I wonder if I could scam Azul into selling bags of TWST version of hot cheetos with nacho cheese that shit slaps ong.
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