#clownbo

[lady-hibiscus]

normally fandoms shipping the main character with every other character bothers me but parkcivi man. fucking parkour civilization.

[thefearfulheart]

I offer another clownbo au to the clownbo people again

God Evbo keeps restarting the timeline because something ends up happening to Void that ends up with him dying each time and it breaks Evbo every time it happens.

So he thinks that if he can restart the timeline again that he’ll be able to fix it, that he can stop it before it happens so he does it and he’s back at square one as a noob but with the power of a god at his fingertips and he races back to the top and his first meeting with Void. Relief washes over him as he sees him and he ends up hugging a confused Void who has no idea what’s going but assumes that Evbo is just happy that he didn’t die in general.

Everything goes as it did in the original timeline and it’s great! Evbo even ends up solving things way quicker and getting it all done so much faster than beforehand! The only thing that really threw him off is when during when they went through the hidden level again that when he met the Parkour Villain it ended up with the guy looking at him for an uncomfortable amount of time before actually getting out of his prison and just saying:

“So we meet again.”

Which confuses Evbo and he doesn’t even notice that Seawatt ends up swiping his diamond boots again while he doesn’t notice and giving them to the Villain.

But he ignores it and goes to find him again and defeat the villain.

And he wins.

Then everything is good and great for awhile…Void is alive and breathing and smiling and-

And then he dies.

So evbo tries again.

Because he failed Void, so he needs to try again for him.

So he starts again and climbs his way to the top to see Void again and then continues on towards to meeting the Villain but this time no words are exchanged.

Everything proceeds as normal until the final parkour race between them…and the course has changed.

But Evbo pushes it back and defeats the Villain again.

And everything is good again.

But Void dies and he restarts the timeline to save him.

And again and again. A rinse and repeat cycle that always end with Void dying and begins with Evbo restarting as the villain, perhaps tiredly, stays silent the entire time as it goes through with the only variations being changes to the end parkour course.

It’s a maddening cycle and Evbo feels his sanity slipping bit by bit.

Maybe in the 50th loop or so the villain finally snaps and grabs Evbo by the shoulders with such a rage that it surprises the god.

“Is this some divine punishment of yours that you crafted for me?” The villain would say as his fingers dig into the other’s skin. “To know that I will never win against you…that no matter how hard I try to defeat you that it is just a laughable joke in the end!”

“W-what?” Evbo is just…surprised even though it makes a lot more sense on why the villain changed over time or that the course he beats him in changes. “N-no! How?-“

“How many times have I seen your face? How many times have I died by your hands…”

And the villain just throws him onto the ground with barely hidden anger as Evbo scrambles to…apologies? He doesn’t know.

He didn’t know that someone else…he didn’t know. He doesn’t know what to say.

So he just restarts the timeline and runs away from it as guilt crawls its way to his heart.

But he doesn’t stop it. He’s already gone to far and it’s fine…it’s just a fluke right?

It can’t happen again.

But the next time the villain sees him and, the minute he gets down from his prison, he jumps on top of him and goes to punch him before Evbo restarts the timeline with the realisation that no…it wasn’t a fluke. That it definitely did happen and it now makes everything so much more worse.

It makes him want to vomit.

[unrelatedlily]

Before I watched the pakour movie, this is what i thought the toxic yaoi is about lol

Clownbo?? Anyone?

Art of the au! I rlly like the idea it sounds lowkey in character lol

Bonus: the blade on clowns boots are permanent but instead of taking it away evbo just put little fuzzy things on it to match the outfit

[beebutadinosaur]

for the clownbo enjoyers who aren't on ao3, here's my list of clownbo fics so far!!!!! please enjoy 💚💚💚

[djevelbl]

omg is it christmas? is it my birthday??? cuz omg what a TREAT

[joking-jester64]

kicks this out to the curb

btw I migh5 hav3 a slightly new way of drawing thomas, it's not big or anything js a thing :33

[backwards360]

drabble i wrote in class instead of paying attention! yay!

[puchibelly]

What fursuiting feels like as a therian x3

[bugm0lars]

A fresh batch of clowns!

[snaggletoothes]

a new and better version of clownbo ^w^

[thefearfulheart]

Thinking of the timeloop au again

There are some loops where Evbo doesn’t ‘save’ parkour civilisation and just stays in the void to watch as everything proceeds without him, how the evil champion remains or where Void ends up defeating the evil champion through his own ‘luck’ (Evbo’s influence) but always gets defeated by Clown, or Seawatt ends up losing…Evbo can’t help but admit he likes those ones more then any other. Other times, he visits Clown and stays with him in his torment but is silent as clown talks and talks and talks.

Most of the time it’s curses that spew from his mouth as he pulls at his chains to get closer to Evbo, to wrap his hands around the others neck while Evbo watches him in silence. Hatred burning brightly in him as Evbo watches him and struggles against the chains that he barely notices the moment when Evbo just floats closer to him and gently grabs at his face, something that makes his rage stutter as his heart freezes. It’s a long unbearable amount of silence before Evbo let’s go and leaves him.

Then there’s the times, those small desperate times, that he begs the other to speak, to say anything to him and Evbo just watches it with passive interest. Clown can barely stand the silence when he has another living, breathing person there that he can just barely reach and it drives him mad. His hands shaking as he tries to reach for Evbo and it’s just to feel that another person is there as his chains rattle with him, something that confirms he’s still alive and breathing and hasn’t died yet. That he’s alive.

Evbo always stands just barely out of reach, just barely enough that Clown grabs his pants while kneeling down as his hands shake.

[unrelatedlily]

@its-linn-art Here it is!

Inconsistent art strikes again! I finally got enough motivation to color lineart or some of it at least… still experimenting clown’s design though. I kinda wanna try his canon design but itll look so so silly lol

Based from the goat ofc ^^^

[beebutadinosaur]

Hello I would like to offer you a clownbo song that I think fits them fairly well because the imagery of Evbo being haunted by Clown in every way possible is delicious to me in so many ways.

https://open.spotify.com/track/5gHLFDa26ChxG5fmnUxIws?si=X6opD0G8SymS-SJVcqMf9A

Also known as Haunted by Chris Grey

I hope you enjoy.

okie first of all I love your au ideas sm this is like an honor for me rn

second of all: yes absolutely this song is so them it's literally them like this couldn't get any more them

[polteageistplush]

so. part 2 of my search

i found static, nan... and then pietro.

so, pietro is gonna move in tomorrow!! i cried a little when i saw him tbh cuz i was so happy ngjdskngjk

I went ahead and went to 5 islands so far to search for a new villager. I got megan, freckles, kidd, elise, and lobo. I haven't let anyone move in yet ofc, but (aside from elise) it's been a pretty decent bunch! I need to get sleep for now but I'm excited to continue my search later!!

[djevelbl]

CLOWNBO CODED--

[joking-jester64]

BOO GET HIT WITH BUGBO CIRCUS AU HEHEHAHA