#clownbo

[faux-mance]

i won today

[lady-hibiscus]

normally fandoms shipping the main character with every other character bothers me but parkcivi man. fucking parkour civilization.

[thefearfulheart]

I offer another clownbo au to the clownbo people again

God Evbo keeps restarting the timeline because something ends up happening to Void that ends up with him dying each time and it breaks Evbo every time it happens.

So he thinks that if he can restart the timeline again that he’ll be able to fix it, that he can stop it before it happens so he does it and he’s back at square one as a noob but with the power of a god at his fingertips and he races back to the top and his first meeting with Void. Relief washes over him as he sees him and he ends up hugging a confused Void who has no idea what’s going but assumes that Evbo is just happy that he didn’t die in general.

Everything goes as it did in the original timeline and it’s great! Evbo even ends up solving things way quicker and getting it all done so much faster than beforehand! The only thing that really threw him off is when during when they went through the hidden level again that when he met the Parkour Villain it ended up with the guy looking at him for an uncomfortable amount of time before actually getting out of his prison and just saying:

“So we meet again.”

Which confuses Evbo and he doesn’t even notice that Seawatt ends up swiping his diamond boots again while he doesn’t notice and giving them to the Villain.

But he ignores it and goes to find him again and defeat the villain.

And he wins.

Then everything is good and great for awhile…Void is alive and breathing and smiling and-

And then he dies.

So evbo tries again.

Because he failed Void, so he needs to try again for him.

So he starts again and climbs his way to the top to see Void again and then continues on towards to meeting the Villain but this time no words are exchanged.

Everything proceeds as normal until the final parkour race between them…and the course has changed.

But Evbo pushes it back and defeats the Villain again.

And everything is good again.

But Void dies and he restarts the timeline to save him.

And again and again. A rinse and repeat cycle that always end with Void dying and begins with Evbo restarting as the villain, perhaps tiredly, stays silent the entire time as it goes through with the only variations being changes to the end parkour course.

It’s a maddening cycle and Evbo feels his sanity slipping bit by bit.

Maybe in the 50th loop or so the villain finally snaps and grabs Evbo by the shoulders with such a rage that it surprises the god.

“Is this some divine punishment of yours that you crafted for me?” The villain would say as his fingers dig into the other’s skin. “To know that I will never win against you…that no matter how hard I try to defeat you that it is just a laughable joke in the end!”

“W-what?” Evbo is just…surprised even though it makes a lot more sense on why the villain changed over time or that the course he beats him in changes. “N-no! How?-“

“How many times have I seen your face? How many times have I died by your hands…”

And the villain just throws him onto the ground with barely hidden anger as Evbo scrambles to…apologies? He doesn’t know.

He didn’t know that someone else…he didn’t know. He doesn’t know what to say.

So he just restarts the timeline and runs away from it as guilt crawls its way to his heart.

But he doesn’t stop it. He’s already gone to far and it’s fine…it’s just a fluke right?

It can’t happen again.

But the next time the villain sees him and, the minute he gets down from his prison, he jumps on top of him and goes to punch him before Evbo restarts the timeline with the realisation that no…it wasn’t a fluke. That it definitely did happen and it now makes everything so much more worse.

It makes him want to vomit.

[unrelatedlily]

Before I watched the pakour movie, this is what i thought the toxic yaoi is about lol

Clownbo?? Anyone?

Art of the au! I rlly like the idea it sounds lowkey in character lol

Bonus: the blade on clowns boots are permanent but instead of taking it away evbo just put little fuzzy things on it to match the outfit

[parkcivconfess]

Hear me out for some EMClownbo. Specifically, soulmate version.

Now, Soulmates are rather common and it's known that they can be platonic or romantic. Why are they known? Simple! There's a few dozen different types but every kind of soulmate connection you can think of is there. Not all at once of course though, and not even people who are soulmates are garentted to have the same kind of connection.

For example, when Evbo writes on his skin, his messages show up on his soulmates bodies. He loves nothing more than to write them sweet little messages and get their reactions back. He doesn't even have to worry about space, because neither can write back to him. Instead, from one of them (EMF), Evbo gets sensations. When EMF bites into a warm cookie and decides to share this feeling with his soulmates, both of them can feel the warmth in their mouth and taste the sweetness even if their mouths are empty. He responds to Evbo's love letters that decorate his skin by kissing his own wrists and arms.

Both of these get the same reaction from their mystery third, flooding them with emotions that aren't their own. Everytime Evbo writes a note or EMF gives a kiss, they get a rush of emotions not their own, a rush of Love-Adoration-Longing-MINE. They will often get poked with Bored-Longing-Pleading-Lonely if they don't send their third their good morning message/kiss. This will always get Clown the desired kisses and messages.

When they finally get to the top of the Temple, Evbo Instantly knows that's his soulmate. Not only does he see his own writing littering their hands and arms, but the moment Clown sees him, he gets poked with, Curiosity-Longing-Hope from his soulmate. Evbo rolls up his sleeve to show the messages on his arm and feels a rush of, Love-Hope-Adoration-Longing that nearly knocks him off his feet. Evbo pays no mind to what Seawatt is rambling about and instead says, "I found you. I found you!" And releases Clown himself.

Seawatt is very confused as to why these two are holding eachother and kissing rather than fighting. Evbo only pulls away enough to say, "come on, introductions can wait. Our third is waiting down below for us." And without hesitation, Evbo is scooped up into Clown's arms as he charges down the course towards where EMF is trapped. Because Clown finally has people who will never leave him like that ever again, ones who risked EVERYTHING to Free Him. Holding and protecting them is much more important that destroying civilization at this moment.

y'all are literally gonna start making me ship clownbo im so serious dawg PLEASE i need yaoi in my system!!!

[beebutadinosaur]

for the clownbo enjoyers who aren't on ao3, here's my list of clownbo fics so far!!!!! please enjoy 💚💚💚

[djevelbl]

omg is it christmas? is it my birthday??? cuz omg what a TREAT

[joking-jester64]

kicks this out to the curb

btw I migh5 hav3 a slightly new way of drawing thomas, it's not big or anything js a thing :33

[backwards360]

drabble i wrote in class instead of paying attention! yay!

[puchibelly]

What fursuiting feels like as a therian x3

[thefearfulheart]

OMGGGGGG

Omgggggggg

OMG HIIIII I LOVE IT SO MUCH ALREADY AAAAAAAAAA

I love you

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF THIS OMG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS AAAAAA

I AM GOING TO KISS AND EAT THIS SO MUCN AAAAAA

It is time for a preview of something I've been working on...

Very heavily based on @thefearfulheart Clownbo Vampire Au (omg i love it so much I'm so a normal guy I promise, also Hi, I'm coming clean I sent the ask about it I really wanted to write!!)

"Fluttering his eyes open a dim light flickered far over Evbo, it was almost blinding in the dim surroundings. He almost immediately noticed that his whole body ached and that he felt wet and sticky. 

He tried to push himself up but his hands slipped on whatever he was lying in and he fell back to the hard ground beneath him. Evbo tried to get up again and fell back again. He tried a third time and managed to get up.

Now that the light was no longer blinding him Evbo was able to see that he was in some sort of warehouse and was lying in a pool of blood. [Vineboom SFX]

Evbo stood up, very quickly realizing he had no idea where he was, or how he had gotten here. He also realized he was completely covered in blood."

[3v60]

🖤 A song for a ship on this blog!

{{There's only one ship on this blog so far and that's Jester/Parkour Villain x Evbo (Clownbo) So here's a list of songs!

Poison - Hazbin Hotel

Needle through a Bug - Repo: The Genetic Opera

Trust Me - The Devil's Carnival

Devil - Ironmouse & Bubi

Rule #34 - Fish in a Birdcage

I Believe What You Said - ASAKA

Haunt, The Cartoon Heart - Bear Ghost

Romeo and Cinderella - Doriko ft Hatsune Miku

Imitation Black [Piano Version] - SCL Project ft. Kagamine Len

My Crush was a Monster Boy - Shokubai Phantom Girl ft GUMI

I'll probably think of some more songs and reblog this later-}}

[thefearfulheart]

Thinking of the timeloop au again

There are some loops where Evbo doesn’t ‘save’ parkour civilisation and just stays in the void to watch as everything proceeds without him, how the evil champion remains or where Void ends up defeating the evil champion through his own ‘luck’ (Evbo’s influence) but always gets defeated by Clown, or Seawatt ends up losing…Evbo can’t help but admit he likes those ones more then any other. Other times, he visits Clown and stays with him in his torment but is silent as clown talks and talks and talks.

Most of the time it’s curses that spew from his mouth as he pulls at his chains to get closer to Evbo, to wrap his hands around the others neck while Evbo watches him in silence. Hatred burning brightly in him as Evbo watches him and struggles against the chains that he barely notices the moment when Evbo just floats closer to him and gently grabs at his face, something that makes his rage stutter as his heart freezes. It’s a long unbearable amount of silence before Evbo let’s go and leaves him.

Then there’s the times, those small desperate times, that he begs the other to speak, to say anything to him and Evbo just watches it with passive interest. Clown can barely stand the silence when he has another living, breathing person there that he can just barely reach and it drives him mad. His hands shaking as he tries to reach for Evbo and it’s just to feel that another person is there as his chains rattle with him, something that confirms he’s still alive and breathing and hasn’t died yet. That he’s alive.

Evbo always stands just barely out of reach, just barely enough that Clown grabs his pants while kneeling down as his hands shake.

[unrelatedlily]

Woah i wonder where the dried sunflower came from!

Tbh this is the song i imagined in the fic (i was gonna draw them looking at sunset at the skyfall part but i forgot i cant draw backgrounds whoops)

@beebutadinosaur tadaa!! Drawing clown makes me kneeled over in suffering but its so worth it to sail the ship

(Version without lyrics undercut)

[parkcivconfess]

Seabo this, Maebo that- WHERE'S THE CLOWNBO HUH?

GIVE ME IT.

TOXIC AGE GAP YAOI COME TO ME!!!!!

PAPA. ME WANT MORE YAOI.

[beebutadinosaur]

Hello I would like to offer you a clownbo song that I think fits them fairly well because the imagery of Evbo being haunted by Clown in every way possible is delicious to me in so many ways.

https://open.spotify.com/track/5gHLFDa26ChxG5fmnUxIws?si=X6opD0G8SymS-SJVcqMf9A

Also known as Haunted by Chris Grey

I hope you enjoy.

okie first of all I love your au ideas sm this is like an honor for me rn

second of all: yes absolutely this song is so them it's literally them like this couldn't get any more them