#skibidi x reader

[xaneyyy]

PLEASE COME HOM MYE KING I NEED TYOU SO MABDPY *drools intensely* MRROWWWW MORREOWWWW MRIRWWWWWW MWWOOEEEEEWW MEEOOWWWWW MY WIFE 😖😖 my beautifully green skittle 💚 pls my 1x1x1x1 king...

Ngggghhyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh doodles of me and 1x1x1x1 kissing drops tomorrow 🤣🙏

[h2pinky]

teacher sevika, but one day a student calls her skibidivika and she goes home horrified

[aurrorraaaa]

Baby fever!

Cw: fem! reader, unprotected, mild praise, dirty talk, A LOT of suggestiveness 🧍🏻‍♀️idk

a/n: Ik i usually write cutesy stuff but ermmm I felt silly 🤗 ྀིྀི

It was a peaceful evening, and you found yourself in the kitchen preparing dinner while Sukuna sat nearby, watching tv. He would occasionally observe you with mild interest. As you chopped vegetables, you couldn't help but mention, "you know, my brother and his wife just had a baby. It's so adorable seeing them as parents.”

Sukuna glanced up, a playful glint in his eyes. "Oh? A baby, huh?" he mused, his voice low and husky.

You turned to face him with a playful smile. "Yeah, a baby girl!” you affirmed, continuing to cook dinner. "Can you imagine us with a little one running around?" Slightly giggling.

Sukuna's gaze darkened slightly, his expression becoming more intense. In a swift motion, he crossed the kitchen and stood behind you, his hands going around your waist. "Maybe I can do more than imagine," he murmured huskily into your ear, his breath sending shivers down your spine. You gasped softly, feeling his lips ghosting over the sensitive spot on your neck. "Ryo..," you whispered, teasing yet caught off guard by his sudden boldness.

He nuzzled his nose against your neck, his touch sending a wave of tingles through you. "I could easily get you pregnant right now if i wanted to," he continued in a low murmur. You couldn’t help but stumble upon hearing his bold words. He watches you for a moment, taking in the flustered expression on your face before grabbing your hips and hoisting you up, making you suddenly drop your tools. “W-wait!! Kuna not here! I still have to—“ He immediately turns off the stove and attacks your neck with rough kisses as he carries you to your shared bedroom. Harsh, cold hands squeeze your ass before you’re roughly tossed onto the bed.

“Sukuna!” You shriek with a bounce as you hit the plush mattress. “I told you—“ you try to reason with him, but get cut off.

“Shut up woman, your the one who brought it up.” He growls, taking off his shirt and unzipping his pants. “Since when did you ever wanna reason with me, usually your beggin’ me to fuck you on my thick cock till I fuck you dumb.”

and he’s right, and you know he is, but seriously! You just wanted to share the news about your brother—your didn’t want him to fuck you. Before you could protest again, his large hands grip both your legs and pull you closer to him, a hungry look in his eye.

Your dress is lifted and your underwear is pulled to the side, a deep sigh leaves your lips when you feel his hot tongue licking a long stripe against your wet folds. Your hands are already in his hair, pulling him closer. Sukuna is always a tease when it comes to going down on you, taking his time and enjoying how wet and needy you are. His hands travel from your thighs to your ass, spreading them as he buries his tongue deeper inside your pussy. A soft moan leaves your lips as his thumb slowly rubs against your clit, sending a shockwave through your body.

He hums against your cunt, enjoying the way your thighs quiver against his head. You were so wet and needy for him. A small moan leaves your lips as you tug on his hair, urging him to continue. He doesn't say anything, too busy tasting your sweet juices and bringing you closer to orgasm.

Your legs tremble as his tounge goes in further down your pussy. "F-fuck!, Sukuna!” you moan out, gripping the sheets beneath you. "F-fuck me, fuck me, kuna! pleaseplease! Need more!”you stammer out in pathetic babbles. “So demanding." he scoffs, pulling away and leaving a trail of kisses up your thighs. You let out a small whimper, feeling empty without him.

He grabs his cock, rubbing it against your soaked cunt. "You want my big cock princess?" He asks in a deep, husky tone.

You nod vigorously, your pussy throbbing with need. "Please!" you cry out, reaching for him. He smirks and leans down, capturing your lips in a heated kiss.

His hand reaches for his dick, stroking himself while his tongue dances with yours. He suddenly smashed into your wet, tight hole. “So fuckin’—“ breaking the kiss, he groans, lost in your tight walls. His head tossed itself back and his eyes roll back—The heat and lust between you both are too much and you feel your walls tightening around his thick shaft. His thrusts become deeper and faster, and you can feel your climax approaching. "Nghh!! ‘S gooood!! S’ fuckin’ big." You whine, gazing at him with a desperate look.

He continues to pound into your gushing pussy, his eyes dark and full of desire. You grip the sheets, trying to ground yourself, but it's too much. "O-oh my g-goood!” you gasp, as you feel yourself cumming. " ‘m gonna—"

Before you can finish, Sukuna pulls out and flips you onto your hands and knees, gripping your hips tightly as he thrusts back in, letting his cock force your warm walls apart again. You cry out, your whole body shaking with the force of his thrusts. He pulls his hips back and slams into you again. Pure lust covering his face as he slams into you. His fingers dig into the back of your thighs pushing them closer to your chest, allowing him to hit just a little deeper within you with every thrust.

“Can’t wait to see you all fuckin round with my baby. Let every-fuckin-one see that you’re mine.”

“Ryo! Please! You’re, f-fuck!, ‘s too deep! Nghh!!.”

"You like that, baby?" he growls, his grip on your hips tightening. "You like it when I fuck you like this?"

"Y-yesss!” you manage to moan, feeling his cock hitting all the right spots. "M-more! Right there! Right there— Ryo! ryooooo!”

He smirks and gives a particularly hard thrust, causing you to yelp. "Fuck, you take me so well, such a good girl f’me.” he groans, his movements becoming more frantic.

You moan loudly, your whole body trembling as you cum around his dick. Your try to stay up though your legs are giving up, panting and spent, while Sukuna continues to pound into you.

He slams his hips against your ass, his movements becoming erratic as he nears his own climax. You're unable to think straight, only able to take his cock and moan in pleasure. He groans, his grip on your hips tightening, as he slams into you one last time and releases his hot seed deep inside your womb, keeping you plugged full to make sure it stays inside, Even if it’s only for a moment, “gotta make sure i get a fuckin’ brat in you”

You try to stay like that for a while but eventually you collapse onto the bed, your breathing heavy, as Sukuna slowly pulls out of you. He gently kisses the back of your neck before moving away. You're still trying to catch your breath, the intensity leaving you feeling weak and sated. He lays down next to you and pulls you into his arms, his hands roaming your body as he peppers your neck with gentle kisses. "How was that, babygirl? Fucked you silly huh" a smirk carving into his face

You hum in agreement, a blissed out smile on your face. He chuckles and presses a tender kiss to your temple.

"I love you so much, babygirl." he murmurs softly, holding you close.

"Love you too, Ryo." you mumble, resting your head on his shoulder.

After a few moments of quiet, you ask him a question. "Do you really think we could raise a baby together?"

"Of course."

He's already imagining the two of you with a little one. The perfect family. He can see it all in his head. His cute little wife with her soft belly, and his strong baby boy with his striking crimson eyes, maybe a baby girl with your beautiful hair, Two wouldn’t hurt, right?

[cloudluvrrr]

Change

a/n: rushed and bad im sick andi have to post chat 😔

boothill x preachers daughter

tw : religous themes, slight implication of freaky, erm bad and rushed, i didnt proof read either 😈😈

-Michelle pfeifer - ethel cain

Boothill was often out at night, his family owned a small ranch a little south of the small town you lived in. You knew of him of course, everyone did. He often did some petty crimes, smoking, stealing from people, getting in fights. He was troubled, often coming into church on Sundays with his family begrudgingly.

He entered the southern style church, looking over at the rows of towns people whispering amongst themselves. Hiding away what they've done before, as if attending could simply wash away the tracks of their sins.

Sitting there with a sour look on his face, as your father preached about how to repent and cleanse your souls seemingly being aimed at boothill. As well as informing the town that the yearly baptism & church picnic was coming, and for those who wanted to be accepted to speak with his wife.

Every time he entered the church he saw the back of your pretty head. All done up with a bow, in your Sunday best. He watched as you highlighted and taking notes in your white bible. Your flushed cheeks, the point of your nose, your soft tinted lips, the frills of your dress. You were the towns girl, always dressed in pretty dresses and on her best behavior. Like a doe, innocent, beautiful, graceful. Boothill was like a snake, with the temptation and promise of leading others astray. Poisoning them, leading them astray from the grace of god.

As his thoughts came to a close he saw everyone getting up, and the pastor finishing up his sermon. He was hunched over, hands in his pocket as a soft hand tugged on his forearm.

"boothill" your soft voice echoed in his head, 'she knows my name?'

"uh.. yeah?" he asked nervously meeting your eyes.

"your not going to get baptised?"

"Why would I? everyone in here is fake as hell, I like to enjoy my you-"

"you're going to hell" you interupt, your brown eyes looking up at him.

"You can't be saved unless you change, ya know." you say stepping back and hugging your bible. "Your loved, you got everythin' and you live like that"

"the hell you mean by that" he snapped, but before you answered your father pulled you away to tend to other followers.

"I told you not to speak to him" your father whispered as he lead to the others "I was helping" you whisper back.

"He's beyond help baby"

--

He was out in his fathers wheat field, stargazing. A dimly light cigarette rest on his lips. His mind thinking of what you said, how he had everything yet he still rebelled. He tried his hardest to think of why, he shrugged it off as just wanting to be free from this shit small town.

His thoughts once more interrupted by a small hum, seeing you walking along the fence. Your hands behind your back, as you walked along the fence. God you were beautiful "hey!" he shouted getting up and standing on the other side.

The sweet sound of you hums stop as you look at him.

"made up your mind?" you ask looking into his eyes.

A fence between the two of you, a divide he placed a hand on the fence "fuck no, what you doin' out?" he ask looking around looking for any sign of your family.

"I like to go on walks"

"alone?"

"this town gossips like wild fire, if i do something it'll get to my daddy before I even return home. I ain't stupid like you" you say with an edge

"I enjoy my life" he scoffed putting out his cigarette.

"change is good"

"no it ain't"

"some times it is" you insist.

"why are you so insistan-"

"I want you to change"

"why? I'm a lost cause darlin' your daddy said so too" He added sitting on the fence

"...I don't think so, I wanna talk to yo-"

"the hell? why?"

"...I like you, your everything I'd like to be" your brows scrunching as you hear your own words

Your words hit him like lighting, you wanted to be like him. "why? You got everythin' your families perfect, y'all rich, you love eachother-" He could give you a million reasons why your family was so looked up upon.

"no, daddys.. Gone a lot, mama drinks, my kid siblings just do whatever daddy wants them too.." you said looking away.

'but I could tell that you wanted out of the family.'

--

So began boothills journey to salvation.

He gets baptized, and for the first time he doesn't get tugged away from you.

The both of you are on a swing set, talking about the most mundane things. Your favorite food, his favorite color, your hobbies anything he could to distract you from the town.

it was often cute dates like this, at the dinner, the lake, anywhere.

yet

he was a bad influence, even if he was 'fixed'. He wanted to show you the world outside of the church.

So on one of the days where your father was out and your mother was drowning in her wine cabinet.

the both of you, sat in boothills twin bed drinking some beer he'd stolen from the local store.

Things got hazey from there, you didn't remember much.

Other than boothill slipping off your purity ring, and slipping off your sunday best.

-

He'd become your world

Your everything

the very sin you'd had been protected from.

Your family had learned to accept him, and your friends envied you.

Yet he left,

just like that.

Packed his bags took his dads truck, and left.

You accepted it, moving on but always thinking of him sending him letters you were never sure reached him.

Eventually you dropped off the last letter along with the ring he'd made you, in his jewelry class

-

Dear, Boothill

where did you go?

This is my last letter, I don't know if you get any of them. But I'm finally leaving you behind, like you did with me.

You're like a demon that follows behind me, a reminder of our time and our fun. I can't deny I didn't like it, made me happy.

It makes me happy,

Especially when you changed just for me.

And just for you to leave.

Did you even exist?

or

was it me?

--

sorry if it started off good then slowly got worst i forgot where i wanted to take it, so YAAY i finished it tho :)

i havent been playing hsr but i will be pulling for sunday :D

actually ive been into the silent hill 2 remake and detroit become human :P

BYEYEEYEYU for now

[toxycodone]

Okay, I'm gonna continue being horny about this man. Since he enjoys your reactions to the things he does, Kabru would do stuff that get you get going and stop halfway to hear you whine and sees you with the most absolute fucking sweet charming smile and it drives you insane. He goes down on you and you are close? Time to stop and he just stares with those bright blue eyes while you suffer because you were so close to finishing on his face but he just fucking smiles at you and you know he's doing it on purpose because he's having a lot of fun seeing you like that. Has two fingers inside you and touching the right places you are already seeing stars while his other hand roams your body and you both are kissing, you may think oh he's definitely going to let me cum this time, fucking wrong he can see how much you are enjoying it, but wouldn't it be more fun if he were to stop right at this point? Fucker.

So by the time he's balls deep in you you are completely overwhelmed, overstimulated and seriously sensitive and every single small touch is enough to have you moaning and whining, like hello is anybody in that beautiful brain he enjoys trying to dissect? No? No there's nobody cause he has broken you by taking so much time working you up your mind is completely quiet with the only thought in it being him and wanting him to make you cum.

Personally? I would love to think of that as a fun time and I think that's exactly why he also loves it too.

okay you have said something very beautiful to feed all the kabru thirst people. and u kinda struck a chord in me because...you got me thinking.

If you're dating Kabru, you're most definitely his favorite plaything. Like yes, he loves people and playing with them like dolls (in a usual innocent sense, he gives me huge anthropologist vibes).

But like. You're the only person who is like, fully consenting to his mindgames. He's not going to completely fuck with you because he loves you, he knows not to go too far (I like. think he tries hard to not be like elves.) But...

He enjoys pushing your limits. Seeing how far you could go. In an instance like this, he'd LOVE to see your reactions? Will you plead? Scream? Cry?

He wipes a tear from your cheek when you're so desperate to cum or so eternally frustrated from his lack of finishing you off. He licks the salty flavor off and just laughs at you. Well, it's not really at you. It's at the predicament you're in. You're totally at his will. And he loves it.

And when he does finish you off its like, not even really satisfying because he does it super quick and makes sure he doesn't cum. SO when you're coming down from your high he just starts this shit all over again. Kabru's pumping in and out of you--slowly but surely--breathing his pretty little moans in your ear and tenderly kissing your neck.

And you have to sit there and take it because its KABRU. You can't deny a man that pretty his orgasm or not want to be close to him. <3

[shitsylus]

HOW IS HE THIS FUCKING PERFECT?????

[paw-padss]

childe headcannons bc he NEEDS a solo post :p

super corny, like straight out a romcom corny. not to mention flirtatious like some sort of teen movie love interest

surfer boy vibes, like the hot lifegaurd you see at the beach. sandy but not literally and dare I say tan... am I allowed to say childe has a tan

i know I said childe was bad at baking during the valentines post but lets be realistic all his sibling experience definitely made him a good baker, or just good at all household activities in general. cooking, cleaning, like he can definitely do it all

he loves animals, mostly because they remind them of his siblings when he's away from home. I can just imagine him begging you to keep a pet in the house when y'all move in together.

and he loves ALL animals like not even just like cats and rabbits and the cute ones like he even thinks snakes and moths and other "unattractive" animals are cute. and the animals would definitely love him back

back to him being good at house work he's so acts of service like Imagine him making you a healthy lunch, cleaning the house when your tired, cooking you meals he just does it all

the one thing childe cannot do however is be smooth like I know I already said he's corny but I MUST emphasize it like its crazy how cliche and cringy he is, but you don't even hate it like its funny y'all laugh together because like what is childe if not very silly

is it crazy to say that I think Childe's lack of a childhood would definitely make him really affectionate in a relationship. like imagine PHYSICAL. TOUCH. CHILDE. constantly running around trying to find you so he can slide his arms around you, hold your hand, give you kisses, etc!!!

[aimiesposts]

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAT ASS CAT RIGHT NOW.

Milo

[pilloyz]

I bet he would stand like this 🧍🏼 if somebody said something like that to him

[vieoeil-riae]

okay but imagine you get isekai'd into black myth wukong but you're chronically online and have played the game, like if you make any cultural reference or joke or jargon you'd just sound insane

like imagine you accompany the destined one and zhu bajie and you end up having to explain why you know so much despite very much Not Being From Here and you quote "this is an RPG, what role am I playing? the fucking victim?" while describing the combat or start yapping about how insane it would be if BMW was an open world because if that happened and the graphics were the same then your console would like, explode, and they just look at you like you've grown 3 heads

like you could be the funniest mf out there but you giggling at your own jokes just makes them worry about your own mental state 💀💀

[xaneyyy]

Break dances

[jinxificada]

Your blood, a mixture of my necessity and desire

Its scarlet glow within me casting a huge blazing fire

Its hypnotizing color, playing me, as if a lyre

My mouth to your flesh, taste of sweetness is what i aspire.

The soft hue of orange your skin casts is all i ponder

The clothing that hangs on your shoulder, hiding the wonder

Wonders that comes close to perfection, as like a flower

Beneath the flesh, the liquid i desire, what i devour

ཻུ۪۪ ༄࿐༉⁎ ⁺

hey gang !!! lil teaser written by skibidi anon for PREPARE UR PANTIES !! a vamp!jinx series !!

"HEY CHAT ITS ME THE ONE AND ONLY RIZZLER, so me and leni kinda cooked w this one and still am😈😈 ts slaps (fr) and im planning on drawing some scenes! stay tuned gay fuckers my skibidi toilet will finally have its fanum tax, skibidi flushed🚽"

we are just starting but trust me when i say we’re fucking excited for this 😝😝 STAY TUNED !!

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[meracyn]

chiaki nanami relationship hc’s !

kinda wanna start writing for other fandoms [ex. tbhk], maybe not for yandere simulator since people might accuse me for supporting yanderedev 😭 but if anyone wants me to write for it i will c:

sleepy gamer gf

invites you over to play videogames together a lot

most likely a bunch of sleepovers too; you two could be playing and chiaki gets all comfortable on your lap. when its past 10pm you tell her you have to leave but she refuses

“love i gotta go now its late”

“no”

“but we have an exam tomorrow remember?”

“fine..after this round”

definitely was NOT after that 💀

even kisses you all over your face while mumbling how sleepy she is and wants you to cuddle with her

you end up staying over the entire night and have to sneak out in the morning to your room before getting caught

chiaki’s pretty warm so its very comfy to nap with her

uses it to her advantage to get you to stay longer and acts all innocent about it

“you tricked me into staying didnt you?”

“?? what are you talking about” — she KNOWS she did lmao but wont admit it

very chill as well, chiaki trusts you and knows you won’t break her trust

doesn’t care much about her looks but if you tell her she looks pretty it does make her heart flutter

when announcing your relationship, chiaki either says it normally, like

“oh y/n’s my partner”

“but we dont have a project??”

“...i meant romantically”

OR it would go like this;

You walked into the classroom, where most of your classmates were already— some chatting while others were either reading or doing their homework. Chiaki was at her desk, playing on her console while talking to Sonia and Ibuki. You greeted everyone, causing Chiaki to look up from her game. She stood up and walked towards you before pulling you in – pressing a quick kiss on your lips.

This caught everyone off guard, including you.

“What the hell!!!!????” Kazuichi screamed. Hiyoko gagged while the rest of the class went into chaos, with Ibuki and Akane cheering, Nekomaru’s laugh booming across the classroom, shouting “I knew something was up!” and Sonia congratulating you both.

this is why i dont do fics guys wtf is this lmao

back on topic

chiaki was unfazed by all of it, she didn’t get what the big deal was

she’s in a relationship, so what? but at least everyone knows you’re taken so she won’t need to worry about anyone trying to steal you away

mahiru now wants to take photos of you both, gushing about how you’re both such a cute couple and have good chemistry

omg i just now thought abt this,, matching with chiaki too ??

lockscreens, and even matching keychains

pulls a lot of all nighters lmao

chiaki is dedicated dont judge

if shes taking a break from gaming you both end up texting a lot throughout the night

more about games, her giving you tips and rambling about all the games she’s been able to beat, sometimes about some work you haven’t finished or drama regarding your classmates

chiaki isn’t too invested in drama, gossip and such but at times she finds herself wanting to know about it too lmao

coffee dates, arcade dates, or playing games on the bench while at a park — chiaki prefers those types

a very loyal, levelheaded and sweet gf to have <3

i got too carried away, my bad lmao

[lucky-lucky-duck]

Snapshot: Life as a Vagastrom Student

I love Leo, but I love to argue with him in my head like we're rival mean girls in an early 00's movie when I'm freaking out about finals even more. Then this was born. Tada ⋄

Gender Neutral Ghoul Student!Reader with Alan, Leo, and Sho. Relationships written ambiguously.

Slight warning for language? It's not really that bad.

⋄Explaining internet culture to Alan⋄

You don't bother to repress your sigh as the blank look forms on your captain's face. "They called you a boomer, man. It means you're old. Which is, like, factually inaccurate, considering there's a vampire on campus." A small frown tugs at the edges of your mouth, "It's also mean. Who said that to you?"

A hand lands on your head in a clear a show show of thanks, and the achingly gentle nature of the touch is completely unwarranted for the situation. "Doesn't matter. Thanks."

Warmth radiates from your cheeks, and you duck your face away as you respond at Alan's retreating back, "No worries, dude... Remind me to show you Urban Dictionary some time."

⋄ Communicating with Leo via passive aggressive Tiktok trends ⋄

"I'm passing the phone to the worst candidate for vice-captain, who ate my fucking oreo's without replacing them." The faux cheer in your voice is a stark contrast to the primal rage in your eyes when your gaze meets the man across from you. You're pretty sure this trend is supposed to be done in separate rooms, but it's not like that matters when Leo and his stigma are involved. Plus, this feels like a much better way to drive home the point.

A sly, wicked smile slides up the sides of Leo's lips, and you don't have time to feel regret before the words leave his mouth like daggers with ruthless precision, "I'm passing the phone to a No-Name NPC who is so unremarkable that the faculty evaluators actually forgot they existed."

A pregnant pause fills the common area. Even some of the general students have paused, the hustle and bustle of the garage doing nothing to stop the growing tension. "Hey, so, why are you always such a cun--"

⋄ Tasting all Sho's newest recipes ⋄

"What do you think?"

The taste hits your tongue in an explosion of different sensations. The crispiness of the tortilla blends wonderfully with the different spices and garnishes. If you didn't know that this is Sho's first attempt at both street tacos and using the anomalous mystery meat from the student store, you wouldn't have guessed. "It's great."

"Just great? That's all you've got to say?"

“It is great,” you bristle defensively and lean down to take another large bite.

“I legitimately invited you here to give feedback,” Sho snipes back, grimacing at the bits of food that drop from your mouth as you speak with your mouth full.

“Yeah, and I told you it’s great?” You decidedly ignore the thick judgemental edge in the man's tone as you finish off the last bit of your meal and hold your plate out for another. “No notes.”

The next taco is placed onto your plate, and Sho's eye-roll is fully audible, despite him turning back to the stove. “Just be quiet and eat.”

[imyesterdaysproblem]

how i feel after saying my fic will be out the next day and now it’s been 2 weeks

[papil0nglegs]

What about the mercs with a fem SO that talks in brainrot sometimes? Would really want medic in there but it's up to you!

Mercs x Brainrot!Reader

A/n: WHY IS THE TF2 FANDOM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA? 😭 I SAW ANOTHER FIC ABT THIS AND TWO REQUESTS ASKING FOR THIS PLS

warnings: Brainrot.. a lot of images being used, it’s a shit post who cares tbh

Scout

He’s into it too

Guys it’s scout

“Scout ilysm ur so nonchalant <33”

“Thanks babe ^^ I know I’m pretty alpha”

(Oh btw the alpha thing isn’t a joke he unironically listens to alpha male podcasts)

In the middle of spy’s serious moments you’d both lip sync ‘you are my sunshine’ to each other when he’s not looking

“what the bloody hell are you guys doing..”

“…perhaps itz a coping mechanizm zince scout doesn’t have a father?”

Medic really had to take it there

The ‘fatherless child’ meme was a coping mechanism for him tho

“I’m a fatherless child, of course I have abandonment issues”

“Um babe? Idk if you should joke abt that 😚”

“Na it just makes me more sigma”

You guys love to fuck with the blu team sm with your shenanigans, esp sniper!!

Scout would have his bat and you would have whatever weapon you have with you and yell “skibidi” before jumping him

Here’s something he DEFINITELY didn’t learn from you 💯

creds to urwhouchoose2b on Tik tok

Engineer

He tries so hard to understand

Whenever you show him a meme he does the classic old person holding phone away from eyes thing

Yk the

“Ok so this is the ‘im nothing like y’all’ fish”

“alrighty, and this is..?”

“Oh that’s the Freddy five bear meme, see it’s funny cuz his name is actually ‘Freddy fazbear’ but they got his name wrong so like.. yeah”

“…I’m not sure what I’m ‘posed to say ‘bout this, but I think you belong in a looney bin”

Once he had a project that had the word “alpha” in it and he hated mentioning it to you cuz yk

“giggle”

“…what?”

“Skibidi alpha”

“What??”

Demo man

HE LOVES IT LMFAOO

he’s so energetic esp when he’s drunk so he’s happy to have someone he can share that energy with

Y’all know that “Scotland forever” meme

Well you screamed it after another victory as a joke, but when demo heard it he was confused but also excited?

“SCOTLAND FOREVAA”

“OH? ALRIGHT THEN, SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿”

cut to him butt chugging beers

Demo doesn’t get it but he has the spirit

He’ll be right there replicating the TikTok audios after taking the point

Dude is drunk 99% of the time so he’s never bothered to ask what any of this means, he’s just in it for the fun

Once you dragged him to the bathroom since he drake too many beers (shocker) but he didn’t want to do it in the toilet cuz he didn’t want to ‘hurt his dear skibidi’

“Cmon demo you have to puke it out!!”

“Noo, take me to the jawbox I don’t wanna hert me skibidi toilet”

“Oh god what have I done”

I think you rotted his brain a little too much

Spy

Don’t even get him started.

He’s so sick of your antics it’s not even funny

“Guys we all have to remember that it’s not about the money.. it’s about the skibidi.”

Passionately grabs spy’s shoulder

“How have you made it this far in life”

Unlike engie, he really doesn’t want to know about it

Especially during missions

“lol spy you’re so devious ASF”

“shhh, enough blabbering!!”

“You are not carti 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️❌‼️‼️‼️”

You make fun of him a bunch, he can’t think of a single moment where you took him seriously

“Y/n get off the cart!!”

“If we were in Fortnite I’d have higher ground + double pump.”