#skibidi x reader

[xaneyyy]

PLEASE COME HOM MYE KING I NEED TYOU SO MABDPY *drools intensely* MRROWWWW MORREOWWWW MRIRWWWWWW MWWOOEEEEEWW MEEOOWWWWW MY WIFE 😖😖 my beautifully green skittle 💚 pls my 1x1x1x1 king...

Ngggghhyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh doodles of me and 1x1x1x1 kissing drops tomorrow 🤣🙏

[aurrorraaaa]

Baby fever!

Cw: fem! reader, unprotected, mild praise, dirty talk, A LOT of suggestiveness 🧍🏻‍♀️idk

a/n: Ik i usually write cutesy stuff but ermmm I felt silly 🤗 ྀིྀི

It was a peaceful evening, and you found yourself in the kitchen preparing dinner while Sukuna sat nearby, watching tv. He would occasionally observe you with mild interest. As you chopped vegetables, you couldn't help but mention, "you know, my brother and his wife just had a baby. It's so adorable seeing them as parents.”

Sukuna glanced up, a playful glint in his eyes. "Oh? A baby, huh?" he mused, his voice low and husky.

You turned to face him with a playful smile. "Yeah, a baby girl!” you affirmed, continuing to cook dinner. "Can you imagine us with a little one running around?" Slightly giggling.

Sukuna's gaze darkened slightly, his expression becoming more intense. In a swift motion, he crossed the kitchen and stood behind you, his hands going around your waist. "Maybe I can do more than imagine," he murmured huskily into your ear, his breath sending shivers down your spine. You gasped softly, feeling his lips ghosting over the sensitive spot on your neck. "Ryo..," you whispered, teasing yet caught off guard by his sudden boldness.

He nuzzled his nose against your neck, his touch sending a wave of tingles through you. "I could easily get you pregnant right now if i wanted to," he continued in a low murmur. You couldn’t help but stumble upon hearing his bold words. He watches you for a moment, taking in the flustered expression on your face before grabbing your hips and hoisting you up, making you suddenly drop your tools. “W-wait!! Kuna not here! I still have to—“ He immediately turns off the stove and attacks your neck with rough kisses as he carries you to your shared bedroom. Harsh, cold hands squeeze your ass before you’re roughly tossed onto the bed.

“Sukuna!” You shriek with a bounce as you hit the plush mattress. “I told you—“ you try to reason with him, but get cut off.

“Shut up woman, your the one who brought it up.” He growls, taking off his shirt and unzipping his pants. “Since when did you ever wanna reason with me, usually your beggin’ me to fuck you on my thick cock till I fuck you dumb.”

and he’s right, and you know he is, but seriously! You just wanted to share the news about your brother—your didn’t want him to fuck you. Before you could protest again, his large hands grip both your legs and pull you closer to him, a hungry look in his eye.

Your dress is lifted and your underwear is pulled to the side, a deep sigh leaves your lips when you feel his hot tongue licking a long stripe against your wet folds. Your hands are already in his hair, pulling him closer. Sukuna is always a tease when it comes to going down on you, taking his time and enjoying how wet and needy you are. His hands travel from your thighs to your ass, spreading them as he buries his tongue deeper inside your pussy. A soft moan leaves your lips as his thumb slowly rubs against your clit, sending a shockwave through your body.

He hums against your cunt, enjoying the way your thighs quiver against his head. You were so wet and needy for him. A small moan leaves your lips as you tug on his hair, urging him to continue. He doesn't say anything, too busy tasting your sweet juices and bringing you closer to orgasm.

Your legs tremble as his tounge goes in further down your pussy. "F-fuck!, Sukuna!” you moan out, gripping the sheets beneath you. "F-fuck me, fuck me, kuna! pleaseplease! Need more!”you stammer out in pathetic babbles. “So demanding." he scoffs, pulling away and leaving a trail of kisses up your thighs. You let out a small whimper, feeling empty without him.

He grabs his cock, rubbing it against your soaked cunt. "You want my big cock princess?" He asks in a deep, husky tone.

You nod vigorously, your pussy throbbing with need. "Please!" you cry out, reaching for him. He smirks and leans down, capturing your lips in a heated kiss.

His hand reaches for his dick, stroking himself while his tongue dances with yours. He suddenly smashed into your wet, tight hole. “So fuckin’—“ breaking the kiss, he groans, lost in your tight walls. His head tossed itself back and his eyes roll back—The heat and lust between you both are too much and you feel your walls tightening around his thick shaft. His thrusts become deeper and faster, and you can feel your climax approaching. "Nghh!! ‘S gooood!! S’ fuckin’ big." You whine, gazing at him with a desperate look.

He continues to pound into your gushing pussy, his eyes dark and full of desire. You grip the sheets, trying to ground yourself, but it's too much. "O-oh my g-goood!” you gasp, as you feel yourself cumming. " ‘m gonna—"

Before you can finish, Sukuna pulls out and flips you onto your hands and knees, gripping your hips tightly as he thrusts back in, letting his cock force your warm walls apart again. You cry out, your whole body shaking with the force of his thrusts. He pulls his hips back and slams into you again. Pure lust covering his face as he slams into you. His fingers dig into the back of your thighs pushing them closer to your chest, allowing him to hit just a little deeper within you with every thrust.

“Can’t wait to see you all fuckin round with my baby. Let every-fuckin-one see that you’re mine.”

“Ryo! Please! You’re, f-fuck!, ‘s too deep! Nghh!!.”

"You like that, baby?" he growls, his grip on your hips tightening. "You like it when I fuck you like this?"

"Y-yesss!” you manage to moan, feeling his cock hitting all the right spots. "M-more! Right there! Right there— Ryo! ryooooo!”

He smirks and gives a particularly hard thrust, causing you to yelp. "Fuck, you take me so well, such a good girl f’me.” he groans, his movements becoming more frantic.

You moan loudly, your whole body trembling as you cum around his dick. Your try to stay up though your legs are giving up, panting and spent, while Sukuna continues to pound into you.

He slams his hips against your ass, his movements becoming erratic as he nears his own climax. You're unable to think straight, only able to take his cock and moan in pleasure. He groans, his grip on your hips tightening, as he slams into you one last time and releases his hot seed deep inside your womb, keeping you plugged full to make sure it stays inside, Even if it’s only for a moment, “gotta make sure i get a fuckin’ brat in you”

You try to stay like that for a while but eventually you collapse onto the bed, your breathing heavy, as Sukuna slowly pulls out of you. He gently kisses the back of your neck before moving away. You're still trying to catch your breath, the intensity leaving you feeling weak and sated. He lays down next to you and pulls you into his arms, his hands roaming your body as he peppers your neck with gentle kisses. "How was that, babygirl? Fucked you silly huh" a smirk carving into his face

You hum in agreement, a blissed out smile on your face. He chuckles and presses a tender kiss to your temple.

"I love you so much, babygirl." he murmurs softly, holding you close.

"Love you too, Ryo." you mumble, resting your head on his shoulder.

After a few moments of quiet, you ask him a question. "Do you really think we could raise a baby together?"

"Of course."

He's already imagining the two of you with a little one. The perfect family. He can see it all in his head. His cute little wife with her soft belly, and his strong baby boy with his striking crimson eyes, maybe a baby girl with your beautiful hair, Two wouldn’t hurt, right?

[toxycodone]

Okay, I'm gonna continue being horny about this man. Since he enjoys your reactions to the things he does, Kabru would do stuff that get you get going and stop halfway to hear you whine and sees you with the most absolute fucking sweet charming smile and it drives you insane. He goes down on you and you are close? Time to stop and he just stares with those bright blue eyes while you suffer because you were so close to finishing on his face but he just fucking smiles at you and you know he's doing it on purpose because he's having a lot of fun seeing you like that. Has two fingers inside you and touching the right places you are already seeing stars while his other hand roams your body and you both are kissing, you may think oh he's definitely going to let me cum this time, fucking wrong he can see how much you are enjoying it, but wouldn't it be more fun if he were to stop right at this point? Fucker.

So by the time he's balls deep in you you are completely overwhelmed, overstimulated and seriously sensitive and every single small touch is enough to have you moaning and whining, like hello is anybody in that beautiful brain he enjoys trying to dissect? No? No there's nobody cause he has broken you by taking so much time working you up your mind is completely quiet with the only thought in it being him and wanting him to make you cum.

Personally? I would love to think of that as a fun time and I think that's exactly why he also loves it too.

okay you have said something very beautiful to feed all the kabru thirst people. and u kinda struck a chord in me because...you got me thinking.

If you're dating Kabru, you're most definitely his favorite plaything. Like yes, he loves people and playing with them like dolls (in a usual innocent sense, he gives me huge anthropologist vibes).

But like. You're the only person who is like, fully consenting to his mindgames. He's not going to completely fuck with you because he loves you, he knows not to go too far (I like. think he tries hard to not be like elves.) But...

He enjoys pushing your limits. Seeing how far you could go. In an instance like this, he'd LOVE to see your reactions? Will you plead? Scream? Cry?

He wipes a tear from your cheek when you're so desperate to cum or so eternally frustrated from his lack of finishing you off. He licks the salty flavor off and just laughs at you. Well, it's not really at you. It's at the predicament you're in. You're totally at his will. And he loves it.

And when he does finish you off its like, not even really satisfying because he does it super quick and makes sure he doesn't cum. SO when you're coming down from your high he just starts this shit all over again. Kabru's pumping in and out of you--slowly but surely--breathing his pretty little moans in your ear and tenderly kissing your neck.

And you have to sit there and take it because its KABRU. You can't deny a man that pretty his orgasm or not want to be close to him. <3

[paw-padss]

childe headcannons bc he NEEDS a solo post :p

super corny, like straight out a romcom corny. not to mention flirtatious like some sort of teen movie love interest

surfer boy vibes, like the hot lifegaurd you see at the beach. sandy but not literally and dare I say tan... am I allowed to say childe has a tan

i know I said childe was bad at baking during the valentines post but lets be realistic all his sibling experience definitely made him a good baker, or just good at all household activities in general. cooking, cleaning, like he can definitely do it all

he loves animals, mostly because they remind them of his siblings when he's away from home. I can just imagine him begging you to keep a pet in the house when y'all move in together.

and he loves ALL animals like not even just like cats and rabbits and the cute ones like he even thinks snakes and moths and other "unattractive" animals are cute. and the animals would definitely love him back

back to him being good at house work he's so acts of service like Imagine him making you a healthy lunch, cleaning the house when your tired, cooking you meals he just does it all

the one thing childe cannot do however is be smooth like I know I already said he's corny but I MUST emphasize it like its crazy how cliche and cringy he is, but you don't even hate it like its funny y'all laugh together because like what is childe if not very silly

is it crazy to say that I think Childe's lack of a childhood would definitely make him really affectionate in a relationship. like imagine PHYSICAL. TOUCH. CHILDE. constantly running around trying to find you so he can slide his arms around you, hold your hand, give you kisses, etc!!!

[pilloyz]

I bet he would stand like this 🧍🏼 if somebody said something like that to him

[lucky-lucky-duck]

Snapshot: Life as a Vagastrom Student

I love Leo, but I love to argue with him in my head like we're rival mean girls in an early 00's movie when I'm freaking out about finals even more. Then this was born. Tada ⋄

Gender Neutral Ghoul Student!Reader with Alan, Leo, and Sho. Relationships written ambiguously.

Slight warning for language? It's not really that bad.

⋄Explaining internet culture to Alan⋄

You don't bother to repress your sigh as the blank look forms on your captain's face. "They called you a boomer, man. It means you're old. Which is, like, factually inaccurate, considering there's a vampire on campus." A small frown tugs at the edges of your mouth, "It's also mean. Who said that to you?"

A hand lands on your head in a clear a show show of thanks, and the achingly gentle nature of the touch is completely unwarranted for the situation. "Doesn't matter. Thanks."

Warmth radiates from your cheeks, and you duck your face away as you respond at Alan's retreating back, "No worries, dude... Remind me to show you Urban Dictionary some time."

⋄ Communicating with Leo via passive aggressive Tiktok trends ⋄

"I'm passing the phone to the worst candidate for vice-captain, who ate my fucking oreo's without replacing them." The faux cheer in your voice is a stark contrast to the primal rage in your eyes when your gaze meets the man across from you. You're pretty sure this trend is supposed to be done in separate rooms, but it's not like that matters when Leo and his stigma are involved. Plus, this feels like a much better way to drive home the point.

A sly, wicked smile slides up the sides of Leo's lips, and you don't have time to feel regret before the words leave his mouth like daggers with ruthless precision, "I'm passing the phone to a No-Name NPC who is so unremarkable that the faculty evaluators actually forgot they existed."

A pregnant pause fills the common area. Even some of the general students have paused, the hustle and bustle of the garage doing nothing to stop the growing tension. "Hey, so, why are you always such a cun--"

⋄ Tasting all Sho's newest recipes ⋄

"What do you think?"

The taste hits your tongue in an explosion of different sensations. The crispiness of the tortilla blends wonderfully with the different spices and garnishes. If you didn't know that this is Sho's first attempt at both street tacos and using the anomalous mystery meat from the student store, you wouldn't have guessed. "It's great."

"Just great? That's all you've got to say?"

“It is great,” you bristle defensively and lean down to take another large bite.

“I legitimately invited you here to give feedback,” Sho snipes back, grimacing at the bits of food that drop from your mouth as you speak with your mouth full.

“Yeah, and I told you it’s great?” You decidedly ignore the thick judgemental edge in the man's tone as you finish off the last bit of your meal and hold your plate out for another. “No notes.”

The next taco is placed onto your plate, and Sho's eye-roll is fully audible, despite him turning back to the stove. “Just be quiet and eat.”

[imyesterdaysproblem]

how i feel after saying my fic will be out the next day and now it’s been 2 weeks

[papil0nglegs]

What about the mercs with a fem SO that talks in brainrot sometimes? Would really want medic in there but it's up to you!

Mercs x Brainrot!Reader

A/n: WHY IS THE TF2 FANDOM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA? 😭 I SAW ANOTHER FIC ABT THIS AND TWO REQUESTS ASKING FOR THIS PLS

warnings: Brainrot.. a lot of images being used, it’s a shit post who cares tbh

Scout

He’s into it too

Guys it’s scout

“Scout ilysm ur so nonchalant <33”

“Thanks babe ^^ I know I’m pretty alpha”

(Oh btw the alpha thing isn’t a joke he unironically listens to alpha male podcasts)

In the middle of spy’s serious moments you’d both lip sync ‘you are my sunshine’ to each other when he’s not looking

“what the bloody hell are you guys doing..”

“…perhaps itz a coping mechanizm zince scout doesn’t have a father?”

Medic really had to take it there

The ‘fatherless child’ meme was a coping mechanism for him tho

“I’m a fatherless child, of course I have abandonment issues”

“Um babe? Idk if you should joke abt that 😚”

“Na it just makes me more sigma”

You guys love to fuck with the blu team sm with your shenanigans, esp sniper!!

Scout would have his bat and you would have whatever weapon you have with you and yell “skibidi” before jumping him

Here’s something he DEFINITELY didn’t learn from you 💯

creds to urwhouchoose2b on Tik tok

Engineer

He tries so hard to understand

Whenever you show him a meme he does the classic old person holding phone away from eyes thing

Yk the

“Ok so this is the ‘im nothing like y’all’ fish”

“alrighty, and this is..?”

“Oh that’s the Freddy five bear meme, see it’s funny cuz his name is actually ‘Freddy fazbear’ but they got his name wrong so like.. yeah”

“…I’m not sure what I’m ‘posed to say ‘bout this, but I think you belong in a looney bin”

Once he had a project that had the word “alpha” in it and he hated mentioning it to you cuz yk

“giggle”

“…what?”

“Skibidi alpha”

“What??”

Demo man

HE LOVES IT LMFAOO

he’s so energetic esp when he’s drunk so he’s happy to have someone he can share that energy with

Y’all know that “Scotland forever” meme

Well you screamed it after another victory as a joke, but when demo heard it he was confused but also excited?

“SCOTLAND FOREVAA”

“OH? ALRIGHT THEN, SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿”

cut to him butt chugging beers

Demo doesn’t get it but he has the spirit

He’ll be right there replicating the TikTok audios after taking the point

Dude is drunk 99% of the time so he’s never bothered to ask what any of this means, he’s just in it for the fun

Once you dragged him to the bathroom since he drake too many beers (shocker) but he didn’t want to do it in the toilet cuz he didn’t want to ‘hurt his dear skibidi’

“Cmon demo you have to puke it out!!”

“Noo, take me to the jawbox I don’t wanna hert me skibidi toilet”

“Oh god what have I done”

I think you rotted his brain a little too much

Spy

Don’t even get him started.

He’s so sick of your antics it’s not even funny

“Guys we all have to remember that it’s not about the money.. it’s about the skibidi.”

Passionately grabs spy’s shoulder

“How have you made it this far in life”

Unlike engie, he really doesn’t want to know about it

Especially during missions

“lol spy you’re so devious ASF”

“shhh, enough blabbering!!”

“You are not carti 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️❌‼️‼️‼️”

You make fun of him a bunch, he can’t think of a single moment where you took him seriously

“Y/n get off the cart!!”

“If we were in Fortnite I’d have higher ground + double pump.”

[jinxificada]

Your blood, a mixture of my necessity and desire

Its scarlet glow within me casting a huge blazing fire

Its hypnotizing color, playing me, as if a lyre

My mouth to your flesh, taste of sweetness is what i aspire.

The soft hue of orange your skin casts is all i ponder

The clothing that hangs on your shoulder, hiding the wonder

Wonders that comes close to perfection, as like a flower

Beneath the flesh, the liquid i desire, what i devour

ཻུ۪۪ ༄࿐༉⁎ ⁺

hey gang !!! lil teaser written by skibidi anon for PREPARE UR PANTIES !! a vamp!jinx series !!

"HEY CHAT ITS ME THE ONE AND ONLY RIZZLER, so me and leni kinda cooked w this one and still am😈😈 ts slaps (fr) and im planning on drawing some scenes! stay tuned gay fuckers my skibidi toilet will finally have its fanum tax, skibidi flushed🚽"

we are just starting but trust me when i say we’re fucking excited for this 😝😝 STAY TUNED !!

NOW TAGLIST 🗯️🗯️ comment if u wanna be tagged whenever we post something related to this fic !!

[pregnantpony000]

H....h...hello....guysss.....pwease support my frist star real fanrt🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[xaneyyy]

Break dances

[cxndiedvi0lets]

Sussy imposter amongus cheats on spongebob squareflop with tall skinny man (story below)

Amongus was sleeping on their side. Their rosey red skin rose from her breathing chest as Spongebob tossed and turned on every side of the bed. He can't help but think that amongus was being sussy, his sponge began to soak as sweat ran down his absorbant body. Till, his eyes flickered from the bed slowly rising. Amongus turned to them, "whats wrong?" They asked as they held spongebob non-verbally from their breath. "I-it's nothing." He shudders in response as he senses indifference in amongus' voice. Amongus assumes spongebob is just worried that their wedding is an hour away, but spongebob couldn't let go of her icey response...

Upon the wedding, Amongus walked the aisle as their friends cheered but then, their wedding was interrupted by a dark.... TALL.... broading.... handsomely faceless figure...

Their nonexistent lips parted. "STOP THE WEDDING!"

@serialkilluh-1996 @hiro--aoki @heartz4tate @hearts4golbach @yandereunsolved @drbenh @harmonymom @hauntedrose555 @enderman1967 @b1tchccraft @puppet200 @uprising-antichrist-666

[sunrisemill]

Chris Sturniolo core

[veviventie]

(this is a hc but i will stand by it till i die)

i dont care what you guys say. this guy is not as "innocent baby uwu tuna mayo" as you think. i stand by the fact that he 200% has 12 year old boy humor.

𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣:

laughs at skibidi toilet and gyat jokes (me 2)

plays mobile legends and valorant. i will stand by this till i die

uses his cursed speech for some of the stupidest things like asking someone to twerk

mf put a bowl over his head and cut his hair using it as a guideline and thought it looked hot (it does)

he is the most annoying person online i can tell

type of person to send you 200+ links of the smurfcat

he uses eyeliner to make his mouth marks cooler and more evident. argue with a wall.

bro probably watches andrew tate and dedi corbuzier podcasts

ok but he probably listens to newjeans

looks like a nwjns fan to me or red velvet idk

def will annoy you and the moment you snitch on him he'll go act cute to get out of trouble

bro sticks out his tongue too just to make you more pissed

goes to the gym just to flex his muscles on everyone there

has a sleeper build dont argue with me

curses every 10 seconds

takes 209340194 minutes in front of the mirror drawing lower lashes on his eyes like those douyin girlies

i hate him sm (i love him)

[hctrslly]

bruh why can't I find any wolverine x male reader this isn't funny sigh 🤕

[kizudnyy]

Sincerely, your most dedicated fan.

《 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙭 𝙃𝘼𝙒𝙆𝙎/𝙆𝙀𝙄𝙂𝙊 𝙏𝘼𝙆𝘼𝙈𝙄 》

They were soulmates- bounded by an invisible red string as fate would always bring them together. Yet, They were just… a civilian admiring from afar, someone who held no such importance to the world,

and..

He was hero soaring above high above, always looking out to those who are in need.

It was just too impossible. Even if they we're meant for each other- Such a cruel world indeed.

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Y/N has always admired the Pro Hero Hawks from afar ever since the beginning.

They were inspired by his bravery, the wits, the way he effortlessly moved through the sky and captured everyone's hearts– almost everything they would appreciate.

And as a dedicated fan, Y/N would always attend every public event where Hawks would make an appearance, but they could never muster up the courage to speak to him– even though they had multiple chances to do so.

One fateful evening, during a city-wide celebration of the heroes, The Heroes Gala, Y/N was able to finally find themselves in close proximity to Hawks. Despite the thousands of things they wish they could say, their voice fails them, and they can only manage a nervous smile.

Hawks– always so perceptive, notices Y/N’s gaze lingering a bit longer than most fans. He approaches with his usual charming grin, making a lighthearted comment about how he appreciates his most dedicated fans, especially towards the one infront of him.

Y/N stumbles through a few words of admiration before a few paparazz's crowded around them, prompting Y/N to step back as they were engulfed and pushed away.

Hawks looked at her in amusement and concern as the paparazzi closed in, their cameras flashed in his eyes and questions flew in immiedtly, making him forget about the little interaction and switch his attention to the crowd.

When days turned into weeks, Y/N continued on with their life, they would always look up at the sky, always hoping to catch a glimpse of those familiar wings.

Little do they know, Hawks had taken a special notice of their quiet admiration. Intrigued by Y/N’s sincerity and dedicated, he keeps an eye out for them whenever he's patrolling the city— whenever catching a glimpse of Y/N's blurry figure in the sky, he would always give a small smile and give a wave proudly.

However, it was no surprise that the nature of the Pro Hero’s lire is unpredictable and quite dangerous. Despite his fleeting curiosity, his duties would always be his first regards.

Y/N, unaware of the brief interest they sparked in their hero, moves on after accepting the harsh reality though, would always cherish that memory of that moment they shared.

Unrequited? Sure.. but not unappreciated. They each had a silent admiration from afar, small but precious part of both of their lives, yet they stood two worlds apart..

They were a civilian admiring from afar.

He was hero soaring above high above, always looking out to those who are in need.

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