#sjin

[floydleart]

Yog Line-up Sips Co. edition

[commoninfected]

Some Sips from my vaults

[phosphoresccent]

phosphor's voltz rewatch, the lore collecting saga continues.

warnings for: heavy xephos bias to lore coverage, past yogscast members who were in voltz, excessive reaching on my part

Episodes 6 - 10 under the cut:

"who would nuke someone from under their base?" says lalna, the man who does that.

i do love the chemistry info dump, working that into my xeph headcanons

worlds worst nuclear engineers. these two are going to end the world accidentally.

xeph getting stressed when someone does something wrong and dangerous is so iconic - he gets so snippy so quickly, but it doesn't last long.

voltz was a really janky modpack wasn't it? i didn't remember how jank it was. very unbalanced.

"there'll be a lever under the reactor - you know like in those films where someone has to go sacrifice themselves? yeah" i'm now imagining a xephna recreation of that scene in wrath of khan (the literal only star trek thing i've ever watched) where spock has to enter the reactor to save the ship and dies against the glass as kirk watches.

they are both so silly goofy with their insults. idiot hole is not a normal thing to call someone. lalna and xeph bad at being mean canon.

xeph and lalna on a sipsco heist, what will they steal? (leather, primarily)

ridge has started building his base, xeph has noticed him - its an actually subtle base vs the big bunker or the house in the mountain.

i forgot how blatantly they cheated in this series - do we have a bit of fanon explaining this away or are we simply pretending we do not see it.

"i kind of like dying, its a refreshing experience." lalna this is why xeph makes so many clones of you, hes concerned!!

one of the boys gets radiation poisoning counter: 1 "Why do you always do this!" "I'm a scientist! I like to test things!" "But - that's not smart!" <- the early xephna dynamic, to me

and now the reactor has exploded! well done everyone

i don't think xeph's managed to get radiation sickness yet, so i've decided this is evidence for my 'xeph just is naturally radioactive' headcanon

episode 10 and we get honeydew! i like how he just kind of noticed xeph was missing and went looking for him and, somehow, found him in a concrete bunker. honeyphos real forever.

"you look almost dangerously unprepared for nuclear radiation" "well, yeah, i'm half naked -" honeydew should not be allowed in the lab, he is not wearing the correct PPE

"why are you [working on stuff] without me!" honeydew has separation anxiety for realsies. considering the shit xeph gets up to, its probably justified.

lalna is the bloodthirsty one here, trying to justify the whole nuclear war thing while xeph starts off recommending a nuclear deterrent instead -> surely looking back at this interaction from the future will not feel like a gut punch. surely.

xeph saying: "don't worry about it" counter: 1 2

i like the idea of honeydew being a lot better at maths than xeph - at least mental maths. this isn't lore its just the vibes.

sipsco may have bugged the bunker! i bet they heard more than theyd bargained for

[yogscastshitpost]

I miss them

[yogurtyogitup]

A silly little comic about how my sci-fi AU begins!

[spacemanxephos]

starting a collection

[megabuild]

thx jaffa factory for making me draw for the first time in two months xoxo

[yogsandchaos]

Being a yogscast fan in the early 2010's has truly given me impenetrable skin about projects that involved people who did bad things, like buddy if i can use stories that involved people like sjin or ridgedog in the making of i can do anything with any creator

[spacemanxephos]

“It’s always Duncan, Sjin and Rythian that get into, like, a little pissing contest early in the game, isn’t it? Every single time…what’s up with you guys?”

—

Sips channels Professor McGonagall, YOGSCAST Duncan - Civ 5 Multiplayer ChallengePart 3 - Goldfinger

[floydleart]

[equinox-86]

𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖕𝖊𝖗

"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑝 𝑖𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑚𝑒? 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐭..." 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎 𝑜𝑓 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑢𝑑𝑒 𝑏𝑒ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑟.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛-𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑢𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑚. 𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒.

𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑒, 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑙 𝑤𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑚. 𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑝𝑠, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐱 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠, ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑. 𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑎.

𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑦 "𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛." 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐳𝐞𝐢𝐭 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒. 𝐴 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡, 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠, 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑...

"𝐇𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫."

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The Little Red Riding Hood AU in my version is a little inspired by Alice: Madness Returns, hence why not only is her design more black, but she is also a "Red-caped Grim Reaper" who delivers her victims their last supper before taking them to the afterlife. I wanted to draw her scythe, but that was too much detail for the picture. I left it at just that :> Noctis can't fight anything cute and fluffy, that's why she doesn't try to kill Shin here

[phosphoresccent]

phosphor rewatches voltz (the only episode he remembers is 'the bomb') and collects little lore/headcanons/other bits, the post (with links):

warnings for: my taking their silly bits far too seriously, past members who were in voltz, too much focus on xephos, citing reference material supporting my headcanons (i am sorry)

Episodes 1 -5 under the cut

claustrophobic xephos is just cannon, apparently

lalna with no proprioception bashing his way through doors is as well

the sphax battery texture is just a duracell and xephos and lalna know who the soviets are, all lore is canceled everyone go home (its the "pokedex entries reference elephants and india" problem all over again)

these two goofs are just smashing stuff together until something works. it must be hellish to work in a lab with xeph and lalna, honestly. one of them is furiously trying to read the paper for the first time while handling explosives while the other is trying to smash enriched uranium into powder with a hammer.

no specific timestamps, but lalna and xeph never remembering to eat during a science binge is also canon supported, lewis and duncan have spent the multiple episodes nearly starving, feat.: "I am starving to death, ever so slightly."

the simultaneous awkward 'no idea what's going on here' laugh

in this house we baby talk our machines

have we ever had "xeph just canonically has magic" headcanons before? because i almost feel like we should. adds a little spice.

xeph's planet might have had startreck style food creation machines. he certainlly shouldn't be allowed to cook.

the faintly pouty "well you don't feed me!" - i love the idea of xeph who is more comfortable with his friends feeling secure enough to whine about silly things.

another clip to add to the 'xeph is afraid of the dark' pile

the line from lalna like "im used to being invincible, frankly. Um - so I'm not really - y'know - used to having to worry about dying." - working that into my 'reasons lalna put a nuke under rythian's base' personal canon (dont think about the timeline too hard)

xeph tries to smelt uranium which i think gave lalna a heart attack

xeph and lal both with echolalia repeating the same word back and forth across the lab

for your consideration: xephos being scared of bugs. honestly xeph being kind of useless when he's scared is very cute.

lewis considering jumping off a building because he's on low health and hunger and he can just regen to full vs xeph the character considering that action are so different, tonally. we love a horror comedy.

lalna - voted world's worst scientist at lab safety 11 years running

has the shade of xephs eyes changed or am i loosing it a little? they look more royal blue here, where i'd have said they were pale blue in recent content? maybe it's just the lighting engine having updated somewhat over 11 years.

xeph and lalna realise they aren't alone on the server (also xephos proceeds to refer to sips/sjin collectively as spacemen, lorewise - xephos, at the very least, doesn't believe he's the only extraterrestrial on minecraftia, but do they ever call themselves spacemen?)

whats the lore behind this lot feeling the need to murder each other with explosives? did we get a lore reason?

xeph: "if they're not talking to us, they are definitely our enemies" this says a lot about him, as a person i think.

[lyinginbedmon]

If you were formerly a fan of a certain British-based Minecraft-centric multi-channel network with an unpleasant history regarding its protection and obfuscation of sexual predators, then you might find this random encounter where I got to sacrifice an outed sex pest to a pain god using a canonical child predator pretty cathartic.

[yogurtyogitup]

The last four aboard the Solution!

Astronaut food is bad. But Strife Solutions prides itself on providing the best possible experience, so Sips hired his friend Sjin to provide in-house meals. The meals are not good. It is nepotism. Parv is also nepotism, but I like him this time. I also just think it’s really funny to have Parv providing medical care. IMAGINE. Anyway yeah, Strife had to hire him because he owed Xephos a favor. (Xephos and Honeydew are Mission Control.) Last but not least are the two scientists, Rythian and Zoey. They take in data, analyze it, and decide the most pertinent path to follow up on. Rythian is a chemist, collecting data about the chemical composition of the planet below, and Zoey is an astrobiologist, interpreting that data as it pertains to the building blocks of life.

[spacemanxephos]

Xephos: You kidnapped Rythian?? That’s illegal!

Lalna: But, Xephos, what’s more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Rythian or destroying the Yogscast?

Xephos: Kidnapping Rythian, Lalna!

Honeydew: Xephos, listen, these guys are counting on you to inspire them.

Xephos: What, to kidnap people?

Honeydew: To work together!

Xephos: To kidnap people?!

Sjin: Mr. The Spaceman we all agreed a mage is not a people

[soup-mother]

member of a YouTube group is outed as an abuser and made to leave

> delete everything they were in and people get up in arms about "censorship" and "deleting good content just because of one bad person"

> keep old videos up and get accused of "keeping them around for ad revenue"

obviously it's not the same people complaining but it's weird to see.