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>be me >live in britain >day 1 of the new United Kingdom Digital ID Card system >all citizens must register for a Digital ID card to keep out the trannies and determine where you can piss >fill out online form >Sex? >tick female >Is this your sex at birth? >yup lol >do you have a gender recognition certificate? >nope lol >okay but seriously is this your biological sex that was assigned biologically at your birth, dignity and respect thoughts and prayers??? >yup lmao >get new Digital ID >Female >IP Freely

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how does hard drive never fucking miss

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Remember, if you want to bring your shimmering, scarlet tresses on this plot land, don't.

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"what if you regret it" what if I don't?

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I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl

Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)

Character 2: (visibly disturbed)

Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common...

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I think teens need to be able to go to trusted adults and say “I saw something in a porn video that freaked me out and now I’m worried I’ll have to do it too” and then the adult can say “it’s ok to be nervous about sex, but remember that you don’t have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to do, ever, no exceptions” and this should be an ongoing conversation to remind young people that sexual desire isn’t monolithic and they are not uniquely weird, cowardly, or undesirable for expressing their feelings, and they deserve sexual partners who prioritize consent & autonomy always

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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got stuck

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Found footage movies that get turned into a series of found footage movies are always so funny. We keep buying cameras and the guys keep getting eaten by ghosts and I said well its seems like you're just feeding journalists to the monsters and then my producer started crying

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That was Dale Gribble

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Alien (1979)

Alien (Film, 1979)

Explain your reasoning in the reblogs!

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fuck dude you cant do anything in wizard world. i parked my broomstick on the street for 5 minutes too long and it's already getting toad

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Avoryx’s plush is available for preorder for a week more! Link:

Plushie

We reached the production milestone a little while ago, which means she is guaranteed to be made! :)

And yes, that is the same knight from the previous comic! Who knows what they’ve endured to reach these two. Weeks of travel, and not once did they stop to wonder if they might be biting off more than they can chew.

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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text

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Maomao could do whatever the fuck she wanted forever in the palace like

If a court lady won’t let her, most—if not all—of the top concubines at a given moment would have her back

If the concubines don’t have jurisdiction she just has to think about the concept of family dinner in the vicinity of her bio dad and he’ll abuse his major political power to fit her whims

If it’s beyond his political maneuvering she could link pinkies with the crown prince and he’d beg to move mountains for her

And at the end of the day if none of that worked the emperor would pardon her for whatever she does bc he’d think it’s funny

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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me