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#hyunjin#hwang hyunjin#stray kids#these turned out way too big#i'm sorry#should i resize these#okay i resized them#size does matter#in editing#anyways he looks so troubled here
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Big, bulging and banging away 😏
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Sansan 💛🤍
#sansan#my ship#posting my favorite couples#size does matter#well Sandor’s size matters#ao3 writer#3 sansan fics on ao3#sansa stark#sandor the hound clegane
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//Cerium sweetie; Lucius is more afraid of hurting you than taking advantage of the difference in sizes. I'm sure if you asked he'd gladly give you time to adjust to his equipment. Though I'm equally sure he wouldn't mind watching you try to get a feel for his gear too.
(While all of this is being shared Lucius is trying to find the smallest troll form he can take while curling up into a ball and phasing into the backrooms xD)
Hey hornless, You seem to be forgetting one key piece of information yea? I'm 4'7". He's got to be 7 foot AT LEAST. Do you have any idea the difference in size that is? He can accidentally go to hug me and make it hurt to breathe in one go. And that's without him being a fuchsia.... I mean hell I wound up hurting for a good while after our first time, not that I'm going to tell him....
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#Art#My art#video#youtube video#drawing#pen#drawing basics#learn to draw#how to draw#Foreshortening practice or body horror#You decide#I mean they're stick figures but still#Turns out in art#Size does matter#The more you know#So does position#Youtube
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Why. Why are all the hermits falling for iskalls appartement scam??? Like. What the fuck. I KNOW THEY R JUST PLAYING ALONG BUT???
The way iskall gives them this HORRIBLE deal, and then. He just adds on completely irrelevant "benefits" (like a balcony) until they just say yes to get him to go away. He just starts with such an outrageous deal, that even when he adds more and more to it its still practically the same as during the beginning. What the fuck. I love him.
#“its not about the size in the ocean its about the motion of the boat in the ocean. Size never matters to you” -iskall to doc#<-what the fuck does that even mean#hermitcraft#hermitblr#docm#docm77#iskall85#hc iskall#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft season 10
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cat business... im moe'd to tears by ruscat's white sock paws okay
#ungh... sniffles#hetalia#nekotalia#aph america#for his guest appearance. those other wretched two are in the foreground#an ame who holds cats like a baby. sighs wistfully.#he probably does it to dogs too if they let him. the animal size doesn't matter. he'd babyhold a horse if he could#myart#rscnm
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ngl I always find it wild to see Star Wars stuff that's like "if you think about it in terms of realistic statistics/science then..." about almost any aspect of it.
I mean, what about the Star Wars films gives the impression that this universe abides by realistic statistics, or realistic anything else? SW is broadly a fantasy epic projected onto an IMAX screen with a space background painted on it. Yeah, the planets and moons in the films almost always have improbably limited biomes and two major locations max, because narratively these locations are usually just fantasy city-states with space aesthetics.
Starships travel at the speed of plot and we simply jump past the amount of time that presumably is passing, and sort of imply the passage of that time through shifts in the character dynamics. But this passage of time cannot be analyzed with any kind of consistency because the only logic governing it is the pace of the story.
Just how long did it take the Empire to send a full contingent of forces to Dantooine, search the entire planet, find the Rebel base, and then report back to Tarkin between one scene and another? No one says and no one appears to care. How long did it take Han and Leia to reach Bespin and what exactly went on between them while Luke was, in the same time frame, going through a protracted training over multiple days at an absolute minimum? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How do giant space worms survive inside asteroids that somehow have an Earth-approximate gravitational field and I guess an atmosphere? Shhhh don't think about it. The point of the sequence is not "how does the giant space worm subsist off this random asteroid and how does it breathe and how does gravity work in this context, seriously" but that the giant worm sequence is fucking sick.
There's probably some after the fact EU justification invented by people who had nothing to do with the original writing of the space worm (or perhaps there are several mutually incompatible explanations) and I am profoundly disinterested in them. Nothing could make this even slightly realistic and it was never intended to be. Star Wars sings space shanties at scientific/mathematical realism as it sails past on a completely different ship going in the exact opposite direction.
And I do mean "sails" because while astronomy might tell us that space is unfamiliar and wild on a level we as Earthbound lifeforms can barely comprehend, Star Wars understands that space is basically an ocean, yet with stars and cool but survivable planets in it, or sometimes it's air but combined with a super cool space background so you can have early 20th century aerial combat that would make no sense in actual space conditions and doesn't need to.
"If you consider relativity, then just running the Empire would be..." General relativity does not govern the galaxy far, far away. Space magic does. I'm not sure there are even time zones.
#hard to overstate the degree to which every attempt to explain#the empire keeping a tentacle monster in a trash compactor for their moon-sized roving death ray murder fortress#just seems incredibly ill-considered. drawing our attention to how weird and improbable all this stuff is does not help#and most people have no trouble accepting bizarre star wars stuff as just part of the 'wacky space fairy tale' logic#there's this really bizarre viral post about how the sw universe actually isn't a fantastic universe bc most inhabitants#would probably never possess or interact with the literal magic imbuing it—but that's missing the basic structural underpinnings#of the story#it doesn't matter how many people can use the force (in the original trilogy very few!) or believe in it or ever see it or anything#the fabric of the story and its setting are governed by fantastic rationales and elements that don't work in rationalistic terms#anghraine babbles#long post#sw fanwank#star wars#sweu critical
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Spoilers for Mammon chat
#It’s safe to say#Sometimes size DOES matter#also I’ve had this goofy idea in my head for awhile now LOL#Ever since I got that chat my brain went#hEy wouldn’t it be funny if MC because a mammon shaped pancake??#and here we are#what in hell is bad#whb#whb mc#what in hell is bad?#whb fanart#whb mammon#my art
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What I've learned from a couple weeks of engagement is that I'm going to be pretty chill and flexible regarding like 98% of wedding stuff however I am already conducting an exhaustive survey of every bakery in our metro area because that is the only way to acquire a cake that lives up to my standards.
#i used to bake cakes for all my friends' weddings before i got sick i have Opinions about this#but it's very hard to find places that are good at both baking and decorating#a lot of the places that seem trustworthy flavor-wise only do very minimalist decorating#while a lot of the places with fun-looking cakes are more lackluster in terms of quality#also i like more unique flavors but a lot of them involve fruit (which nate doesn't like)#alcohol (which neither of us like)#or nuts (which we can't have for guest allergy reasons)#ALSO 'wedding-size' cake-cutting is a SHAM#that is not a dessert that is a tiny sliver such as you might use to prepare a microscope slide#which in many cases does not matter because the cake is not. good. so nobody really wants to eat it anyway#but ours IS going to be good so people will be getting meaningful dessert-sized servings Or Else
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What are the three terrors of The Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Presenting: The epitome of comedy in the cinematic world via my favorite scene in The Princess Bride
the GO Reference Library Study Club did film and album cover redesigns this week, and I maybe got a little carried away!
#i made 3 drawings#working on a fourth#who am i#had a lot of fun though!!#sara does art#good omens#good omens fanart#the princess bride#the fire swamp#rodents of unusual size#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley saying/doing something that directly results in various degrees of regret?#it's more likely than you think#it doesn't matter how many times i watch this movie#this part cracks me up every time#princess omens
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brussel 🐬😁
#rammstein#richard kruspe#till lindemann#size does matter 😆😆#this is so funny 😆#also richard's 🍑#my ramm gifs#stadium tour 23
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Currently going insane over the idea of massaging burps out of a massively bloated belly. Like not only do I get to see whomever I'm with lose themselves in how good my hands feel around their taut gut, but also seeing their mind go blank as burps are forced out is heavenly. A double plus if what’s below rivals their gut
HOT!!!
when someone is so full even just light pressing is enough to dislodge a thick burp
or, even if they tell you it hurts, soothing them as you press harder, working up the trapped gas because you know they need to get it out to feel better
hearing their stomach gurgle and groan from everything they’ve packed into it and then when they belch it’s such a relief
#fyi I don’t give a flying f about dick size#no shade to u anon but just so y’all know it literally does matter if you get really full and turned on and burp I do not care#chzburger answers#burp kink#literally does NOT matter#didn’t type that tag correctly
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The most infuriating form of sanism is this idea that mentally ill people/people with mental disorders are just too stupid or too unenlightened to know how to be a proper, well-adjusted person
So many therapists have ignored signs of my unwellness simply because they assumed I was just... being stupid, and I just needed educating about why I'm acting disordered (apparently, mental disorders stop disordering you once you are condescendingly told why you're just disordered and dumb, who knew (sarcasm)).
Like, I could tell them that I knew my behaviour wasn't "rational," wasn't "reasonable" to do or believe and I'd still be treated like I was so dumb I needed hand-holding and scolding about why I'm acting disordered.
I truly wish that people would be able to take the idea of guidance and stop twisting it into "I am superior and enlightened and the people I am trying to help are stupid and wrong and beneath me!"
#mental health#mental health advocacy#ableism#ableism tw#sanism#sanism tw#yes therapist i was aware that using 1/3 of a bottle of detergent for a medium-sized load of laundry isn't rational...#...and that it could wreck my clothes and my washer (which is why i brought it up in the first place. because i knew it wasn't right)...#...like that's an example and it's SO infuriating just how high of a horse some professionals (and even laypeople) put themselves on...#...like when you stop viewing patients as PEOPLE who need guidance and start viewing them as essentially helpless idiots you have a problem#and that problem should either be addressed or you should leave the practice utterly if you're a licensed professional#call me crazy but i don't think this attitude is conducive to the PATIENT'S well-being#the PATIENT is the person who matters. the PATIENT is the most important part of this ENTIRE interaction#the instance i was thinking about in this tag rant fucking *destroyed* my trust in that therapist#because it just told me that i wasn't being seen as a *person* but as an *issue*#and regardless of if that was their intention i still don't think it was appropriate#you can have the *best* intentions and still be ignorant and say/do ignorant things. even with the best intentions#having 'good intentions' does not absolve you of harm or absolve you of the capability TO harm#another reason i Do Not Like CBTherapy
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Can we talk about the fact that literally *any* amount of feedist weight gain is hot af. Think about it - this weight was gained solely for pleasure - solely to feel heavier, softer, jigglier, squishier, or even perhaps lazier, greedier, more gluttonous, more helpless, more decadent and indulgent. If you didn't have this hot lil kink, you or your feedee wouldn't be this size now. Whether that be one single pound heavier or 300 pounds heavier - each one is "extra" and solely exists to make you feel good (and maybe to make someone else feel good too 😈)
#it's the feedist mentality#size doesn't matter but the intent does#the intent is what makes it hot af#I'm learning how to indulge for pleasure and not just gains#and it's like I unlocked something
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"The question I want to ask is… does size matter… when it comes to pickles...?" - Dev Patel, 2024.
ᴅᴇᴠ ᴘᴀᴛᴇʟ & ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ ᴘᴇᴇʟᴇ ʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇꜱ | ꜱɴᴀᴄᴋ ᴡᴀʀꜱ - 2024.
#dev patel#dev patel gif pack#gif pack#dev patel gif#jordan peele#monkey man#slumdog millionaire#the green knight#food#does size matter
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