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I’ll never understand how a man I’ve begged to leave can pretend like I’m holding him hostage. I do, regrettably, need his support, and yet I’ve actively begged him to go over and over and over again, because I’d rather be homeless then live with this threat hanging over my head, and still, he doesn’t leave, and he pretends like he’s some god-tier husband and father, and I’m the nagging, helpless bitch of a wife who won’t put out, doesn’t appreciate his efforts, never lets him have a moment of peace, and is actively keeping him here against his will, killing him with some misery I’ve forced upon him, as if he’d allow me that kind of power.
#Dude went from offering me a burger on the way home#to texting me to leave him the fuck alone because I won’t fuck him and he has a shitty fucking life because of me#in the span of an hour where we did not speak in between like#he asked if I wanted a burger and I said drive safe and then suddenly I’m running his life I cannot make this shit up#I’m like boy you can leave ?! No one is keeping you here ?! Quite the opposite.#you skip work to go to parties you drink from morning to night you spend more than you make you go out every night you ignore your kid to#sit on your phone#you won’t even hold your baby for 5 minutes so I can pee like#and you’re mean as fuck to me every day#you get all the free time in the world you do what you want when you want and the only responsibility you have is financial and you can’tt#even keep up with that#I’m miserable and lonely and so fucking sad as angrier than I’ve ever been and I’m trying to keep it together#For my kids#but somehow I have the time and energy to ruin your life like grow up#my fault for enduring it and enabling it I know I’m not pretending to be blameless here but Jesus Christ#you’re not a prisoner and you can go be happy and no one will stop you so please#Let me be miserable in peace#I’ve given up my freedom and my control and myhobbies and my free time and my personal space and my potential for friends#I have nothing else to give you#Just go
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can y’all imagine sending one of those things where a girl texts her man about having a bad day or wanting coffee or something and he replies by sending her an insane amount of money (like $100+) to eddie, and just being like “why don’t you ever do this for me? 😐” as a joke
and then the man just sends you one (1) fucking dollar.
and when you’re like “REALLY??? A DOLLAR???” he just goes “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME IM BROKE”
it would become an inside joke, him randomly sending you the smallest amounts of money possible and just going “buy yourself something nice 😏” or “don’t spend this all at once baby” to be a little shit
god i love eddie munson
#this is the type of energy i need#give me the sassy man apocalypse or whatever the kids are calling it#he would spoil you when he *could* just#he loves doing it when he’s sitting across the room from him and you just look up from your phone so slowly#so annoyed as you slowly flip him off#and he gets out all his giggles before he sighs and finally gets up like ‘c’mon let’s go get coffee or something fr’#and you’d be like ‘you paying?’ and he’d be like ‘of course. if i didn’t that would just be *cruel* baby’#eddie munson#eddie munson imagine#stranger things#i do make myself giggle#i’m specifically imagining the ‘don’t spend this all at once’ being attached to him sending ONE cent#god he’d annoy me so badly i need him#eddie munson x reader
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I gotta be honest I do think it would be very funny if after the Binghamton game Lola tried to call Neil to taunt him but it didn’t go through because he never charges his phone so it’s dead and just going straight to voicemail
Like the plan would still work, they didn’t need Neil to know ahead of time, they could still get him away unnoticed with a whole riot happening
But I do think it would have taken a bit of the wind out of their sails. Just a bunch of grown adults huddled around a ringing phone in this car trying to call a teenager to bully him but he won’t pick up. And they’re like ‘no it’s fine it’s whatever’ but clearly they’re a little upset about it
#just the mental image of them all in the car sitting around the ringing phone#and the guy they’re about to kidnap just doesn’t pick up the phone for them to tell him#like y’all are in your 40s and you want to bully this teenager so bad before murdering him#aftg#all for the game#neil josten
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DERRY GIRLS | 1.06
#so...this was prompted by one of the girls in my class asking my friend (when she mentioned that she and I often sit on the phone til ~3am)#“oh my god do you think [misgenders me] has a crush on you?!?!?!?!”#to which my friend turned around and went#a) rude that you think the only reason they could want to talk to me would be because of a crush#b) if they do have a crush on me why is it a problem? what's so terrible about that?#c) why is it any of your business if they do have a crush on me?#d) I'd be fucking lucky for them to have a crush on me because they're cool and hot#but no they don't have a crush on me because I'm 100% not their type.#cinematv#filmtvcentral#chewieblog#smallscreensource#usercreate#userthing#dailytvwomen#popcultureds#mediagifs#usertvfilm#tvedit#tvcentric#tvfilmsource#televisiongifs#my gifs#derry girls#clare devlin#nicola coughlan#erin quinn#saoirse monica jackson#derrygirlsedit#derrygirlsgifs
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yeah whatever fuck you im goin on my phone now
#they have a TikTok account and it’s shitass but so incredibly popular#fanart#digital art#my art#miraculous lb#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous fanart#miraculous les aventures de ladybug et chat noir#ml ladybug#ml chat noir#ml cat noir#ladybug and chat noir#ladynoir#if that’s what your heart desires#I just want them to just hang out sometimes like damn yea let’s sit together and go on our phones#we r bffs let’s do bff things
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also I've been seeing a lot of dros hate lately sorry I think disco elysium's ending is perfectly fine. yes it doesn't feel satisfying to get him finishing the game is supposed to make you feel uncomfortable I'm sorry you have to sit with that because it's crucial to the games vision. "he's a weak antagonist" no shit he's like 70 with brain damage they didn't do that on accident
#disco elysium#I thought it'd be common sense with a game like this to sit and process after finishing before hitting up your phone to post but ig not
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Are you questioning your existence right now? Seeing how people starts to help out of blue? Can you feel it~? *dancing to the music*
IM QUESTIONING IT SO INTENSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA
#every time#EVERY TIME I THINK OKAY IM COLLECTED NOW#MY PHONE DOES BZZZ BZZZZ NEW DONATION ALERT#AND IM LOOZING MY MIND ALL OVER AGAIN JDNDBDJD#this whole time I was sitting here drawing the update#and like#every time my phone vibrated#my braing goes#holy fuck some person loves your silly pics THAT MUCH#HSHDBDJSKDNFGFJFKF
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It's the end of the year (23.46 at the time of posting), so have this picture of Senna charging herself!
She needs about 8 hours of charging everyday, and can go 25 hours maximum when fully charged.
Wish you all a Happy New Year from this corner of the world!!🎉
#artists on tumblr#digital art#anime art#oc#oc art#original character#robot girl#android#sitting#btw I think using your phone while charging might be bad for the battery?#said as I posted this while charging
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hot take on billford is that the secret third thing is obsession with being seen by someone for the first time in each of their lives
#like actually seen#its been sitting in me#pondering what the third thing felt like#and its like when you think you love something or someone because it completely takes up the space in your brain#and especially when that person or thing can awknowledge your feelings#and thats what they were for each other#on their first meeting they were already finishing eachothers sentences#and i feel like thats when the codependency sunk the first seed#a lonely man in love with knowledge and a lonely eldrich being that has the access to it all#like why would bill lie about the portal if not scared of losing ford#ford is the only dude to reach out to him#who see him as godsent and not a monster#something bill never knew he needed until it was too late#im ripping things apart with my teeth#take my phone away from me#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing
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the thing about getting diagnosed for adhd is like. What If I Am Not. and i went through that whole thing and it turns out i'm just doing all that stuff on purpose and i'm just pretending to have those symptoms because i've read about adhd. or something.
cool, what if you do have it and you start failing your classes and you start fucking up your friendships, and something disrupts the fragile routines you've managed to cling to up to now and you can't bring yourself to get out of bed in the morning and you can't hold down a job for longer than a few months anymore because you were so afraid of someone telling you you're not built to survive in this world that you made it reality out of the fear of possibly being proven wrong.
just take the fucking test and call a doctor.
#answered asks#you'll be sitting in that clinic you'll be on the phone crying with your mom kicking yourself because why the fuck didn't i do this sooner#so i am telling you. do it sooner
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bobby says to eddie one shift where buck is home sick with chris. going home to see your boys? eddie smiles and says. yeah. and your boys just Sticks in eddies brain and when he gets home he sees chris and buck curled up on the couch asleep and the sight makes him pause cuz. yeah. those are his boys
#dont get me wrong#im obsessed with buck referring to chris and eddie as his diaz boys but you know eddie would also love calling buck and chris his boys#so he just. calls them that all the time#at a 118 barbeque hes like. well i gotta go round up my boys its time for us to head out.#or buck and chris go to the zoo over the weekend and hes showing hen pics buck sent and shes like. looks like your boys had a good time#and hes like. yeah 😊😊 they did#hes on the phone with abuela and shes like. howre your boys doing??#and eddie is just 🥰🥰 theyre great#he gets home from a 48 he picked up to buck and chris about to sit down for dinner and eddie goes in for hugs (that chris dodges)#and hes just like. i missed my boys#he just loves his family so much. the thought of leaving his boys together makes him so happy because he loves chris and he loves buck#and he loves that they love each other and that they both love him. and so hes always just like. my boys are spending the day together 🥰🥰#hes the guy thats sooo in love with his family and everyone knows and its sooo sweet to the point that it makes people a little sick#a firefighter from b shift chats with him during a shift change and the guy walks away from the conversation being like. i know eddie has a#perfect little family that he loves so much but i didnt know it was like. That perfect and sweet. what a lucky guy. what a beautiful family#because the guy told him to thank buck for the cookies he baked and eddie was like yeah. my boys made a mess of the kitchen making those#and started talking bout chris and buck and how they team up against him and never let him taste the dough (but they eat spoonfuls)#ofc we know buck is prob always saying. gotta go see my diaz boys. or. im making lasagna for my diaz boys tonight#and eddies like. buck you know youre a diaz boy too#yeah. okay. but you and chris are MY diaz boys#me thinks
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Thinking about Toji x Reader... Age difference... You're rich, family money, old money. He's a mechanic that drinks almost every night at the same bar--and he's never seen you there before. You're sitting on a stool with a peeling cushion, making small talk with the bartender when he walks in. He does his best not to look at you--he knows better, he doesn't want any more messy giggly college girls hanging off him. He's got a middle schooler to worry about every other week and a trailer that isn't in any state to see someone with jewelry as shiny as yours. Color him surprised when the bartender slides him a whiskey, top shelf with a single ice cube. The bartender points at you, and you wave. wink. He licks his lips. Huh. When he's protesting later, your hand teasing the button of his jeans, nails scraping the thick muscle of his sides as you suck on his neck, you laugh. You can get a hotel, don't worry. And you can schedule an uber to bring him back to his truck in the morning. You just wanna sit on it, it's big isn't it? Doesn't he want you? And... well. He's not gonna say no to that.
#toji x reader#idk i think toji would fall into this fucked up sugar baby situation easily.#hes the sugar baby if thats not clear#he drives a green ford ranger and its so dirty bc megumi is constantly spilling shit in it#i think you get him to leave megumi with his buddy from the shop if you send him the ubers ETA (picking him up) and pic of you in lingerie#he protests but then you send him $100 bucks with the comment 'for my step son' and he instantly gets hard#i think reader here is horrible btw like she ruins tojis life#you make him have his location on constantly#if he's at his exes house you blow up his phone#you parade him around campus like a dog#you take him to a fancy dinner with your dad and your dads associates and make him sit there while they talk and then he has sit through#the embarrassment of admitting he dropped out of highschool and never got a GED in a room full of multi-millionaires. it doesnt help that#you make a patronizing comment about how he has better assets than his brain#megumi would hate reader#my writing
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You may ask “Emry how do you imagine it goes down if Neil and Andrew are comfy enough to use the pool they miraculously have to themselves”
Shameless flirting and simply enjoying each others company ✨
#i forgot Andrew’s stretch marks :(#I only just barely added it to his design so it’s not in my head yet#but I remembered the little trail of moles on his stomach#I think Neil would like them 🫣#but yes Neil asks to take a few pictures of Andrew and Andrew acts unimpressed but secretly. we know.#he’s surprised and almost flattered#after a couple he raises an eyebrow like ‘are you satisfied’#and Neil said ‘for now’#so Andrew changes course and goes over to where Neil’s still sitting at the edge of the pool to take the phone#’good. your turn’#oh god I’m gonna write a whole story in these tags#i cannot#that’s too much even for me#if you want more you know what to do#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#chibi#I learned how to draw chibis!
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#i always thought it was interesting that McCoy tells Khan 'I was simply trying to avoid an argument' when he tells him how to kill him
i feel like we as society don't talk enough of how bratty mccoy is lmaoo
you are SO correct. he is a princess and a brat and i love him so much
#ive been sitting on this ask too long bc i wanted to collect pics but i lost my olf phone collection#and right now my memory is stuffed with pics from novels so:#what are your guys' favorite bratty mccoy scenes???
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an angsty shark n' roses fic about their shift from childhood friends to current rivals? stranger? do whatever dynamic you want for them. Greatly appreciated, also I am in love with your work, you're lowkey carrying this ship on your back, goat.
Pedro misses the sea. He craves its’ comfort.
The dream of stepping into the water and never coming back is always there, lifting up the pressure of living off of him. Right now, that dream also contains Fermin, who is watching him make first step towards the place of no return. Fermin, who he also wants to steal; for them to seat on the beach after long day of training, before they’ll need to return to Pedro's childhood home because his parents are about to become too worried with how long they’ve been gone for.
He misses the sea. The calm and warmth that was there when he looked at the waves while sitting under the evening sun.
Right now, Pedro can't have none of those things.
Instead, he is sitting in his van. Silent, cold and alone. Somehow, this hurts more than any of his previous crashes.
But he knows that it’s the only right thing for him to do. They can't be close anymore. Not like that, at least.
They’re all grown up now and there’s no place for such a childish thing as love between them. It's the only way for them to be.
Pedro can't risk running into Fermin on track and have everything blow up right in his face.
Maybe, it will never stop hurting. Maybe, he will never feel as warm as he did once, sitting next to Fermin on the beach. Maybe, when he comes back to the sea, it won't calm him like it did once.
But it all will be worth it in the end. He is here; he fought for his place. No one will be able to take that away from him.
And Pedro will give anything away, if it means he will be able to chase all of the glory that there is left to get. Pole position was nice, but he knows, for a fact, that podium tastes better. Podiums are very nice too, but he can feel how much more his first win will be.
And, on some nights, he goes to sleep dreaming of the championship. It doesn't matter that the place on his bed beside him is cold.
It doesn't.
But not tonight. Tonight, instead of that, he's just laying in his bed that is simultaneously too small and too empty. He and Fermin spent too many nights cramped together in this place that now it feels cold and empty. It’s still and absolutely soundless, amplifying all of the thoughts in Pedro's head. Which is evidently doing no good for him. Obviously.
Right now, all Pedro can do is curse the whole paddock that made his van the safest and most convenient place to be themselves together.
Because, now, when he needs to hide, to pretend that no feelings were ever involved, it's impossible to do with every centimetre of the van being full to the brim with the memories of them.
And that's the last thing he needs at the moment.
It was hard enough to tell Fermin everything. To see hurt paint his features in real time. To maintain his indifference, not to rush to his side and comfort him.
But it was the right decision. They truly can't continue on like that. Can't keep getting even more intertwined. It will not only be huge risk at the track, but also...
What would happen if it comes to light? Their careers would be ruined without even starting properly.
So, Pedro truly made this decision for both of their sakes. Now, all that is left is to convince his stupid heart that Fermin should no longer occupy any space in it.
It hurts to even think about that, but it needs to happen no matter what.
He can't keep carrying Fermin in his heart like he had for the years before.
To be completely honest, Pedro is cursing himself at this very moment. Because, he should’ve predicted this. Should’ve never even let Fermin anywhere near his own heart. But what can you do, when you are ten and, suddenly, there is someone right in front of your face, whose passion for bikes is on par with your own?
There was no way Pedro could ignore him at the time.
He really should have, though.
With all of this, Pedro wonders: if he could go back in time to warn his old self of what was to come out of that innocent friendship - would he?
Because, even with how much it hurts to ignore Fermin now, he can't imagine going through his life without carrying this love inside of him. Honestly, looking at his life as a whole, he would probably be different person entirely. Love has the power to change people, and it clearly did so before.
So, Pedro needed to cut out the source of love, before it had the chance to influence his riding.
There is nothing more important than his riding.
He should focus on that instead of unnecessary feelings.
The gap in his heart is irrelevant.
#hiiii sorry that i took so long. hope you like it#please give me your thoughts bc i need motivation to finish my other work abt them 😭😭#pedro acosta#fermin aldeguer#sharks n' roses#i had some more ideas to write into this but this already took so much i didn't want to this to sit in my drafts for forever#also huge thanks to my bestie for redacting this before I posted bc this would be unrideable otherwise lmao#i wrote everything but one sentence on paper and it took forever to type back into my phone 😭
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Iida trapping you into a quirk marriage with him because he’s truly in love with you but you don’t even want to look at him……
#I’m imagining…. sitting down after the ink has dried on the contract. first day in your new home.#clock filling the silence as the two of you sit across from each other at the kitchen table.#he’s suggested that you two lay down ground rules. boundaries. lines you won’t cross.#for your sake you think. because you’ve voiced your discontent with this LOUDLY and frequently. but also for his.#he writes them all down in his perfect script. mostly you bring up petty things. don’t bother you during breakfast or when you’re#out at the nail salon. an exorbitant monthly allowance. you push for things you don’t even want. just to test him.#to your surprise he gives it all up. only adding a few caveats to your demands. there will be a tracker on your phone. you will message him#before you leave the house each day. you won’t ever try to lose the gaurds again. ‘and please don’t attack them. they’re just doing their#jobs.’ he puts down the pen reading the contract over. then with practiced nonchalance adds. ‘oh yes. and we’ll be sharing a bed.’
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