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I’ll never understand how a man I’ve begged to leave can pretend like I’m holding him hostage. I do, regrettably, need his support, and yet I’ve actively begged him to go over and over and over again, because I’d rather be homeless then live with this threat hanging over my head, and still, he doesn’t leave, and he pretends like he’s some god-tier husband and father, and I’m the nagging, helpless bitch of a wife who won’t put out, doesn’t appreciate his efforts, never lets him have a moment of peace, and is actively keeping him here against his will, killing him with some misery I’ve forced upon him, as if he’d allow me that kind of power.
#Dude went from offering me a burger on the way home#to texting me to leave him the fuck alone because I won’t fuck him and he has a shitty fucking life because of me#in the span of an hour where we did not speak in between like#he asked if I wanted a burger and I said drive safe and then suddenly I’m running his life I cannot make this shit up#I’m like boy you can leave ?! No one is keeping you here ?! Quite the opposite.#you skip work to go to parties you drink from morning to night you spend more than you make you go out every night you ignore your kid to#sit on your phone#you won’t even hold your baby for 5 minutes so I can pee like#and you’re mean as fuck to me every day#you get all the free time in the world you do what you want when you want and the only responsibility you have is financial and you can’tt#even keep up with that#I’m miserable and lonely and so fucking sad as angrier than I’ve ever been and I’m trying to keep it together#For my kids#but somehow I have the time and energy to ruin your life like grow up#my fault for enduring it and enabling it I know I’m not pretending to be blameless here but Jesus Christ#you’re not a prisoner and you can go be happy and no one will stop you so please#Let me be miserable in peace#I’ve given up my freedom and my control and myhobbies and my free time and my personal space and my potential for friends#I have nothing else to give you#Just go
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there's few things i hate more than people watering down what it means to be antizionist. it's in the fucking name. if you believe there's any capacity to reconcile palestinian liberation with the existence of israel you're not an antizionist, you might as well take that watermelon emoji out of your bio.
it is not enough to be "pro-palestine," we're over a year into a live broadcasted genocide, recognizing and denouncing the genocide and siding with its victims is the bare minimum and should be the standard at this point. after 15 months of live streamed genocide, you'd think that would prompt people to investigate what led us to this point, how we all failed palestinians, and what it means to truly stand by them, but no not really. some dumb fucking cunts really think they're well and truly antizionist by advocating for a ceasefire and politely asking israel to pull their rabid, bloodthirsty settlers out of the westbank. as if the settler colonialism started in '67, and the ethnic cleansing that preceded is always either left not acknowledged or outright justified.
palestinian liberation means the abolition of the settler colonial, apartheid nation state that is israel, and giving the land back to its rightful owners, nothing less, not even an inch less.
#2 state solution believers kys#and before anyone asks i don't give a single fuck what happens to the nazi settlers once the state is gone#i'm not going to sit and speculate about the hypothetical comfort of settler colonists when their victims are dying by the thousands#right now. and they have been for years.#i don't care what happens to them and neither should you. whatever happens in their future is not enough to warrant#inaction in the face of what palestinians are and have been enduring for decades now#and it never will be. i don't understand how you cunts can conjure up more sympathy for fascists in hypothetical scenarios#as they're actively genociding their victims live on your phone and tv and whatever else
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“They’re going for the twins,” said Zuko. “They’re spreading out around the ice, they know—” and inevitably, like the scratchings on an oracle bone, the image was stuttering into view on their planetside radio map. Around the disrupted frequency of the Siqiniq and Taqqiq’s ice wall, the remnant Fire Nation ships were spreading out, the asteroids that had been fencing them in all scattered by now— “We’re going after them,” said Zuko.
The Mercy of Magpies chapter 5
written by thee one and only @ranilla-bean and betaed bt @faux-fires
Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch 2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch 3.2 || Ch 4 || Ch 5.1
#id in alt text#Merry christmas eve! we blew him up <33#when rana told me abt the life altering trauma that was merlin bbc killing one of the titular fags at christmas eve i was like wait!#we can do that too!#and so here it is#for all the fujos like yours truly sitting bored as fuck at christmas dinner while on the dam phone this is your sign#to drown out the racist relative Arguing with some evergreen old man yaoi#whats more important. zukka or baby jesus. there is a right answer btw#sokka#zuko#spacedilves#zukka#fic rec#my art
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can y’all imagine sending one of those things where a girl texts her man about having a bad day or wanting coffee or something and he replies by sending her an insane amount of money (like $100+) to eddie, and just being like “why don’t you ever do this for me? 😐” as a joke
and then the man just sends you one (1) fucking dollar.
and when you’re like “REALLY??? A DOLLAR???” he just goes “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME IM BROKE”
it would become an inside joke, him randomly sending you the smallest amounts of money possible and just going “buy yourself something nice 😏” or “don’t spend this all at once baby” to be a little shit
god i love eddie munson
#this is the type of energy i need#give me the sassy man apocalypse or whatever the kids are calling it#he would spoil you when he *could* just#he loves doing it when he’s sitting across the room from him and you just look up from your phone so slowly#so annoyed as you slowly flip him off#and he gets out all his giggles before he sighs and finally gets up like ‘c’mon let’s go get coffee or something fr’#and you’d be like ‘you paying?’ and he’d be like ‘of course. if i didn’t that would just be *cruel* baby’#eddie munson#eddie munson imagine#stranger things#i do make myself giggle#i’m specifically imagining the ‘don’t spend this all at once’ being attached to him sending ONE cent#god he’d annoy me so badly i need him#eddie munson x reader
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I gotta be honest I do think it would be very funny if after the Binghamton game Lola tried to call Neil to taunt him but it didn’t go through because he never charges his phone so it’s dead and just going straight to voicemail
Like the plan would still work, they didn’t need Neil to know ahead of time, they could still get him away unnoticed with a whole riot happening
But I do think it would have taken a bit of the wind out of their sails. Just a bunch of grown adults huddled around a ringing phone in this car trying to call a teenager to bully him but he won’t pick up. And they’re like ‘no it’s fine it’s whatever’ but clearly they’re a little upset about it
#just the mental image of them all in the car sitting around the ringing phone#and the guy they’re about to kidnap just doesn’t pick up the phone for them to tell him#like y’all are in your 40s and you want to bully this teenager so bad before murdering him#aftg#all for the game#neil josten
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also I've been seeing a lot of dros hate lately sorry I think disco elysium's ending is perfectly fine. yes it doesn't feel satisfying to get him finishing the game is supposed to make you feel uncomfortable I'm sorry you have to sit with that because it's crucial to the games vision. "he's a weak antagonist" no shit he's like 70 with brain damage they didn't do that on accident
#disco elysium#I thought it'd be common sense with a game like this to sit and process after finishing before hitting up your phone to post but ig not
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Are you questioning your existence right now? Seeing how people starts to help out of blue? Can you feel it~? *dancing to the music*
IM QUESTIONING IT SO INTENSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA
#every time#EVERY TIME I THINK OKAY IM COLLECTED NOW#MY PHONE DOES BZZZ BZZZZ NEW DONATION ALERT#AND IM LOOZING MY MIND ALL OVER AGAIN JDNDBDJD#this whole time I was sitting here drawing the update#and like#every time my phone vibrated#my braing goes#holy fuck some person loves your silly pics THAT MUCH#HSHDBDJSKDNFGFJFKF
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It's the end of the year (23.46 at the time of posting), so have this picture of Senna charging herself!
She needs about 8 hours of charging everyday, and can go 25 hours maximum when fully charged.
Wish you all a Happy New Year from this corner of the world!!🎉
#artists on tumblr#digital art#anime art#oc#oc art#original character#robot girl#android#sitting#btw I think using your phone while charging might be bad for the battery?#said as I posted this while charging
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absolutely obsessed with gemini Donnie's piercings! They suit him so much! and i bet theyre fun to draw too!
you also mentioned tattoos! what kind do you think he would get? like what kind of designs and where?
Ah thank you! ; w ; I just think they're fun <;3 he deserves piercings... And yeee he has quite a few tattoos as well that he builds up over the years--
both his arms host meticulously planned, carefully considered, personal and meaningful full-sleeve pieces that were done professionally by sorrelshine's older sister, leafwhistle (she's the one who pierced donnie's eyebrow in that comic!)
his legs are where everything else goes. there are dozens of different pieces patchworked all over-- some done by leafwhistle, some by other artists, some by sorrelshine (who is not a professional, let it be known, but knows how to use a tattoo gun!), some even done by himself. he let leo do one once. mikey has done several. there's everything from stick-and-poke stars to little grayscale robots to brightly colored flowers down here, and he'll shove new things wherever they'll fit whenever he feels the urge.
[ gemini au ]
#“new tattoo” is the answer for a lot of things during donnie's young adulthood#celebrating something? get a tattoo about it#unpacking some Heavy Trauma? get a tattoo about it#feeling anxious and restless and like you need to do something with your hands? get a tattoo about it#depressed and struggling and need a pick-me-up of some kind? get a tattoo about it#bored???? get a tattoo about it--#donnie and sorrel sitting casually on donnies bed together: donnie fucking around on his phone and sorrel tattooing his calf#its just good for his “grew up in the battle nexus adrenaline addict” ass#and his “grew up with no ownership or control of my body or identity” ass#once he runs out of room on his legs he'll have to figure smth else out but most of them are pretty small#has considered his tail but hasnt yet#has also considered his shell but ultimately decided he doesnt wanna over up the scars#gemini au#asks#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt au#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt separated au#rise donnie#rise donatello#rottmnt fanart#fidgetwing#tmnt#tmnt 2018#there are a few fun easter eggs in here. some more obvious some less#they all mean something in canon
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hot take on billford is that the secret third thing is obsession with being seen by someone for the first time in each of their lives
#like actually seen#its been sitting in me#pondering what the third thing felt like#and its like when you think you love something or someone because it completely takes up the space in your brain#and especially when that person or thing can awknowledge your feelings#and thats what they were for each other#on their first meeting they were already finishing eachothers sentences#and i feel like thats when the codependency sunk the first seed#a lonely man in love with knowledge and a lonely eldrich being that has the access to it all#like why would bill lie about the portal if not scared of losing ford#ford is the only dude to reach out to him#who see him as godsent and not a monster#something bill never knew he needed until it was too late#im ripping things apart with my teeth#take my phone away from me#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing
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bobby says to eddie one shift where buck is home sick with chris. going home to see your boys? eddie smiles and says. yeah. and your boys just Sticks in eddies brain and when he gets home he sees chris and buck curled up on the couch asleep and the sight makes him pause cuz. yeah. those are his boys
#dont get me wrong#im obsessed with buck referring to chris and eddie as his diaz boys but you know eddie would also love calling buck and chris his boys#so he just. calls them that all the time#at a 118 barbeque hes like. well i gotta go round up my boys its time for us to head out.#or buck and chris go to the zoo over the weekend and hes showing hen pics buck sent and shes like. looks like your boys had a good time#and hes like. yeah 😊😊 they did#hes on the phone with abuela and shes like. howre your boys doing??#and eddie is just 🥰🥰 theyre great#he gets home from a 48 he picked up to buck and chris about to sit down for dinner and eddie goes in for hugs (that chris dodges)#and hes just like. i missed my boys#he just loves his family so much. the thought of leaving his boys together makes him so happy because he loves chris and he loves buck#and he loves that they love each other and that they both love him. and so hes always just like. my boys are spending the day together 🥰🥰#hes the guy thats sooo in love with his family and everyone knows and its sooo sweet to the point that it makes people a little sick#a firefighter from b shift chats with him during a shift change and the guy walks away from the conversation being like. i know eddie has a#perfect little family that he loves so much but i didnt know it was like. That perfect and sweet. what a lucky guy. what a beautiful family#because the guy told him to thank buck for the cookies he baked and eddie was like yeah. my boys made a mess of the kitchen making those#and started talking bout chris and buck and how they team up against him and never let him taste the dough (but they eat spoonfuls)#ofc we know buck is prob always saying. gotta go see my diaz boys. or. im making lasagna for my diaz boys tonight#and eddies like. buck you know youre a diaz boy too#yeah. okay. but you and chris are MY diaz boys#me thinks
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You may ask “Emry how do you imagine it goes down if Neil and Andrew are comfy enough to use the pool they miraculously have to themselves”
Shameless flirting and simply enjoying each others company ✨
#i forgot Andrew’s stretch marks :(#I only just barely added it to his design so it’s not in my head yet#but I remembered the little trail of moles on his stomach#I think Neil would like them 🫣#but yes Neil asks to take a few pictures of Andrew and Andrew acts unimpressed but secretly. we know.#he’s surprised and almost flattered#after a couple he raises an eyebrow like ‘are you satisfied’#and Neil said ‘for now’#so Andrew changes course and goes over to where Neil’s still sitting at the edge of the pool to take the phone#’good. your turn’#oh god I’m gonna write a whole story in these tags#i cannot#that’s too much even for me#if you want more you know what to do#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#chibi#I learned how to draw chibis!
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miss bartender you forgot tongue
#i miss them so :)#nozoeli kissing in front of nic sloppy style during work hours#SHE IS BUSY WORKING#SHE DOES NOT WANT TO SEE FILTH#mak: hehe id like what shes having (aka the drink)#also mak: miss bartender where is the tongue? where is your spit? i wanted to feel teeth#im stagnating id like to fling myself to the ground and never come back up#drawing on phone so hard so so hard#why not draw on your lappy u ask well setting up the lappy is a hassle and sitting that long hurts me so bad#anyway enough yapping!!!!#ncmk is still strong in me#mein#daily nicotine#nicomaki#nozoeli#love live
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Iida trapping you into a quirk marriage with him because he’s truly in love with you but you don’t even want to look at him……
#I’m imagining…. sitting down after the ink has dried on the contract. first day in your new home.#clock filling the silence as the two of you sit across from each other at the kitchen table.#he’s suggested that you two lay down ground rules. boundaries. lines you won’t cross.#for your sake you think. because you’ve voiced your discontent with this LOUDLY and frequently. but also for his.#he writes them all down in his perfect script. mostly you bring up petty things. don’t bother you during breakfast or when you’re#out at the nail salon. an exorbitant monthly allowance. you push for things you don’t even want. just to test him.#to your surprise he gives it all up. only adding a few caveats to your demands. there will be a tracker on your phone. you will message him#before you leave the house each day. you won’t ever try to lose the gaurds again. ‘and please don’t attack them. they’re just doing their#jobs.’ he puts down the pen reading the contract over. then with practiced nonchalance adds. ‘oh yes. and we’ll be sharing a bed.’
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Another shapeshifter au but it's gunwoo, and the people in his neighborhood keep asking him to babysit their odd pets?!?
(An au set where he's around 30 and moves to a rural area and likes his job and starts up photography again.)
There's a cheeky red haired cat that follows him around a lot, and likes to sit in his lap and on his shoulders. (There was one time he was walking home late and a cat leaped from the wall onto his back, almost knocking him over and giving him a heart attack. He didn't get down until he was bribed with food, and it was quickly apparent that food bribery was a mistake~)
For some reason unknown to gunwoo this has led to him being asked by various neighbours to look after their pets, including: a piano-playing rabbit (yes, that rabbit from the internet), a very shy deer (apparently not a pet but it lives in their back yard? Which is also apparently a full on forest??) (though gunwoo has never experienced anything like it when the deer finally approached him); an actual bird of prey (which was strangely polite), a hamster (which apparently likes watching YouTube), and then there was that one time he played Go with a bear (an actual bear).
#kim raebin (human teenager form): hyung i wrote a song for you#gunwoo: oh? thank you... is this the song your let rabbit was playing?#Raebin: erm. yes. i meant my rabbit wrote for you.#gunwoo: ??? your rabbit?#raebin: yes. *visibly sweating*#*cha eugene laughing in the background*#(times when the deer falls asleep with his head in Gunwoo's lap and times when ahyeon falls asleep with his head in Gunwoo's shoulder)#(not sure is chungwoo should be a wolf or a bird but maybe both why not?)#(imagine chungwoo wolf sat politely next to gunwoo in the sofa as they watch tv.)#(jump cut to him sprawled across the sofa onto Gunwoo's lap)#(and for some reason the calm teenager chungwoo seems to be avoiding him the next day...?)#(that time looking after the hamster. there's a tap on his hand and it's the hamster. hm? it sits by the phone screen and..#..looks up at him expectantly. He clicks play next and the hamster settles back down. “...?”)#i found this in my drafts#debut or die#shapeshifter au#debut or die au
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Thinking about Toji x Reader... Age difference... You're rich, family money, old money. He's a mechanic that drinks almost every night at the same bar--and he's never seen you there before. You're sitting on a stool with a peeling cushion, making small talk with the bartender when he walks in. He does his best not to look at you--he knows better, he doesn't want any more messy giggly college girls hanging off him. He's got a middle schooler to worry about every other week and a trailer that isn't in any state to see someone with jewelry as shiny as yours. Color him surprised when the bartender slides him a whiskey, top shelf with a single ice cube. The bartender points at you, and you wave. wink. He licks his lips. Huh. When he's protesting later, your hand teasing the button of his jeans, nails scraping the thick muscle of his sides as you suck on his neck, you laugh. You can get a hotel, don't worry. And you can schedule an uber to bring him back to his truck in the morning. You just wanna sit on it, it's big isn't it? Doesn't he want you? And... well. He's not gonna say no to that.
#toji x reader#idk i think toji would fall into this fucked up sugar baby situation easily.#hes the sugar baby if thats not clear#he drives a green ford ranger and its so dirty bc megumi is constantly spilling shit in it#i think you get him to leave megumi with his buddy from the shop if you send him the ubers ETA (picking him up) and pic of you in lingerie#he protests but then you send him $100 bucks with the comment 'for my step son' and he instantly gets hard#i think reader here is horrible btw like she ruins tojis life#you make him have his location on constantly#if he's at his exes house you blow up his phone#you parade him around campus like a dog#you take him to a fancy dinner with your dad and your dads associates and make him sit there while they talk and then he has sit through#the embarrassment of admitting he dropped out of highschool and never got a GED in a room full of multi-millionaires. it doesnt help that#you make a patronizing comment about how he has better assets than his brain#megumi would hate reader#my writing
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