#sir! sir please you don't understand
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crescentmp3 · 2 years ago
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mr. asım tanış don't you think this is a little overwhelming.
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lordzuuko · 2 years ago
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Finally decided to post my solo Jason Todd because he is the love of my life and I realized I never actually drew him by himself which obviously needed to be fixed. And yes, I read DC vs. Vampires and felt inspired! XD  Print  
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hottreesinurarea · 4 months ago
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Don't think about the fact that "dream demon" is probably a title humans assigned to Bill and not what he actually is. ESPECIALLY don't think about how much it others him from everyone else in his home dimension.
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brown-little-robin · 2 months ago
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I'M SO BAD AT PHONE CALLS TO THE CAR PLACE HELP
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lunapwrites · 13 days ago
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In a very LTL-Sirius coded moment last night, I determined that my chicken makhani was too spicy to eat and asked my partner (who frequently inspires LTL-Remus moments) if he could try my dish to see if maybe it got mislabeled and was actually his tikka masala (which to be fair ALSO should not have been unbearably spicy for me!)
Him: "Does yours have giant chunks of peppers in it?"
Me: "No, but I've seen weirder. Please just humor me."
Him: [deep sigh, takes a tiny spoonful with a sigh. Laughs.] "Yeah, no, mine is at least three times spicier."
Me: 💀 [guessilldie.gif]
In my defense, that's my go to dish because I'm a basic baby mouth bitch, and I've NEVER been unable to eat it because of spice level, but this was a new place. I'm going to probably need to order the korma if we go there again. And then if that fails, maybe stick to a biriyani. 😭
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windfighter · 3 months ago
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Am listening to a Tootie-vod and she started talking about falling asleep to other people's streams and how it's like hanging out with friends in a relaxed setting until you fall asleep, like a sleepover
and it was such a difference to every single hermit whose reaction when people fall asleep to them is to get sad/upset and go "oh so I'm boring?" and everytime I just want to grab them and shake them until they stop being overdramatic
No, it means you're safe. You're a friend (parasocial) and we're hanging out until we fall asleep. Like a sleepover, except you're on the other side of the world.
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quatregats · 9 months ago
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Every time I have to use the canon-consistent name for places in the Iberian peninsula which are not the official name I lose ten years off my life
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the-eyes-of-andyserkis · 2 years ago
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Mr. Sulu voice: Hellooooo. 👀
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moe-broey · 1 year ago
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nerdish-nostalgia-revived · 2 years ago
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Agatha Christie’s Poirot - S12E01 “Three Act Tragedy”
Egg and Charles on their little sailboat.
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bittersweetstargazer · 5 months ago
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white americans r so interesting bc they'll be like I'm not racist 😤😤😤 and then refuse to listen to a kpop song for reasons that basically boil down to it's not american so I don't like it
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dont-post-after-midnight · 1 year ago
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Some screenshots of random gremlins
Cause I love them very much <3
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paint-music-with-me · 1 year ago
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dropespeon · 2 years ago
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i truly think that if ginzou learned how to do magic it would do sooo much good for him
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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 5 months ago
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The boy reading with Halo font
I expect him to vanish behind closed doors with "someone" and we'll see him if he's hungry....
Or wandering.
#this is a pacer here#it looks like a great place to pace though#or making me a Grandpa#me: 🤔 it's fine it is just more difficult to picture him making it#not really ... I know his blood#it's like the A-team with one OΞΛ#like our culture: hey how's it going *bang*#our culture after: smokes a cigarette like Matthew McConaughey in Teue Detective talking about time is a flat circle#me: standing in his holo cells in a small plane while at 13 14 and beyond#well my vocal chords can work baritone and bass but my spirit is a rainbow of rainbows#color? I dunno ... I don't care#if you like my dick please suck it with all your might#you're gonna need heart#you're gonna need ambition to overcome a motherload#also the sawing zip ties with feet#curious that I must say#it speaks of fun pre school times and also alludes to something dark as fuck that makes me want to kill things#I don't care if I am also the Devil...so's being alive#Arthur.....I mean.... he lived#but he's still breathing here#when I sat there and had to do dead to life math I am like 167 years sir that's a while#I am also like I have made much more progress in 45 than you did in 167 so thanks for cumming in grandma#I see him again after 🤔 23 years#understandably it took almost a full school year to catch on#mhm I used to call him air as a child of not grandpa#he was standing in the hall by my door watching my room#curious old ancestors#and *I* am the one who has to ease his pain#go the distance#bring Arthur back like a good God
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girlivealwaysbean · 8 months ago
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today is the first time in like forever that i kept my hair open for the whole day without hating them by the end of the day and they're so soft and i tried on dark maroon purple lipstick yesterday with my bestfriend and she was like whoa. you look like. hot. and Mature. and i told her i love her because i kept using pink because it's cute pretty girly and i wanna feel pretty but it didn't really suit me but this this dark shade it's perfect i feel so confident and sexy and i hung out with my cousin little sister rn we used to be closest bestfriends but we drifted apart because of papa-chachu drama in childhood but
#she came over and she was like i don't have company to smoke with come on smoke with me#and i was like aaah okay#and she's so cute she's like okay have this vape after the cig to like remove the bad taste#and i gave her change for auto cause she didn't have any and she was like ill pay you back and i was like girl please shut up#choti behen hai meri itna toh kar hi sakti hu and she laughed and was lke arre aise hai fir toh main itne mein nahi maanungi aur do#so i was like bade hoke pakka abhi itni hi aukat hai#it's nice i feel happy#i also leaned my head on my office wali senior ka shoulder cause i was superrrr sleepyyyy today#only for like a minute but she was like aww are you sleepy it's okay so ja i understand this and she patted my head gently#like you know side face pe they pat🥺🥺🥺0#and like i was like do you need help what do i do when she was working and she was like kuch nahi i just need you to sit here next to me#and keep chattering#it's so 🥺🥺🥺#like this is big okay she's kinda very cool and smart and like real focused and serious okay she doesn't like disturbances#and i love her brain i want to be curious and sorted like her i love the way she understands things slowly but completely#like just work wise i aspire to be her everyone gets so impressed by her i do too the sir was like {her name} ko ab bank audit acche se aa#gaya hai ab wo apne aap bhi kar sakfi hai sign kar sakti hai#WHICH IS SOOOOOO COOL like bhai he's a very good ca okay crazy intelligent and to have him say that. just wow#and i was whining to her ki everyone sucks my relatives suck nobody even appreciates that im killing myself trying to make a career here#all my mami cares about is that why couldn't i take ek din ki leave and show up at her fucking dance practice😭😭#so she was like aww it's okay leave them ill say it you're doing very good {my real name} im proud of you#i literally said awww thank you out loud itna sweet tha na#wow a happy vent post this is a first
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