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mr. asım tanış don't you think this is a little overwhelming.
#two whole pages total of new words. sir#🌙rambling#''Epeyce yeni kelime verdik ama korkmaya gerekçe yok. Hepsini en azından otuz kırk sayfada inceleyeceğiz.#Böylece her sayfa başına üç dört yeni söz düşer ki bu da italyanca öğrenmek isteyen sizler için çok sayılmaz.#Kelimesiz yalnızca dilbilgisi kurallarıyla bir dili öğrenmenin‚ uygulamanın‚ olanayacağını söylemek gerekmez.''#sir! sir please you don't understand#(<-he'll be fine)#they are at least mostly words i know or can figure out due to similiar roots in english/turkish. i won't die its fine im being dramatic#but on god. sir its two whole pages of new vocabulary#so many new verbs and nouns and adjectives...#an adverb in there too.#well! these all look like words that will be necessary in the future and things i'd have to learn regardless.#so i can see where mr asım tanış is coming from#on the other hand. sir
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Finally decided to post my solo Jason Todd because he is the love of my life and I realized I never actually drew him by himself which obviously needed to be fixed. And yes, I read DC vs. Vampires and felt inspired! XD Print
#jason todd#red hood#batman#batfamily#batfam#my art#HE DID NOT DO IT SIR!!#I WAS THERE SDFDSFDSF#ugh i just want to draw this boy forever and ever please OTL#my beloved#you guys don't understand i legit have a crush on him it's kinda unhealthy AHHAHAHA#but i can't help myself why did they create this bitch in the first place ugh#not to be that person but jason is totally bruce wayne's favourite child#it's canon#jason looks good with fangs what a missed opportunity dc dammit#dick literally asked jason to be with him forever wtf
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Don't think about the fact that "dream demon" is probably a title humans assigned to Bill and not what he actually is. ESPECIALLY don't think about how much it others him from everyone else in his home dimension.
#midnight has me feeling things about the evil triangle lore#begging on my hands and knees for Alex Hirsch to drop the full Euclydia Bill lore#please please please sir#you don't UNDERSTAND my incredibly niche special interest is fictional character lore and how it shaped them into#who we see in the narrative#denying me what I desire is ableistic#(for legal reasons that was a joke)#gravity falls#bill cipher#take a shot every time I say lore
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I'M SO BAD AT PHONE CALLS TO THE CAR PLACE HELP
#nobody laugh at me but I just accidentally scheduled an oil change#I dont need an oil change.........#I just did one two months ago and I haven't driven my own car since then!! I need a BRAKE SYSTEM EVALUATION#I do NOT actually need the oil change.. plezs.... sir i just want you to tell me what you need to do to fix my car#HELP. AUGH. AUGH#PLEASE I DON'T UNDERSTAND CARS#and the guys at this car place are so busy it makes me panic and say yes to things I don't mean to augh augh augh#Robin having stupid problems over here#ok im gonna call them back#OKAY EDIT. I DID IT. I CALLED THEM AND HAD THEM CHANGE THE APPOINTMENT#WHOOOOO#I've been procrastinating on this for three weeks y'all it's been BAD#I think I deserve a huge treat for doing this. I should uhhhh I should go outside and listen to birds for ten minutes
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In a very LTL-Sirius coded moment last night, I determined that my chicken makhani was too spicy to eat and asked my partner (who frequently inspires LTL-Remus moments) if he could try my dish to see if maybe it got mislabeled and was actually his tikka masala (which to be fair ALSO should not have been unbearably spicy for me!)
Him: "Does yours have giant chunks of peppers in it?"
Me: "No, but I've seen weirder. Please just humor me."
Him: [deep sigh, takes a tiny spoonful with a sigh. Laughs.] "Yeah, no, mine is at least three times spicier."
Me: 💀 [guessilldie.gif]
In my defense, that's my go to dish because I'm a basic baby mouth bitch, and I've NEVER been unable to eat it because of spice level, but this was a new place. I'm going to probably need to order the korma if we go there again. And then if that fails, maybe stick to a biriyani. 😭
#everything was so hot!!!#i do not understand#like don't get me wrong i don't mind spicy#but this was face hurty no flavor spicy#allegedly the tikka masala was good though#i don't know because I've lost the ability to taste#samosas? spicy#kulcha? spicy.#and of course it's the one time i didn't splurge for the lassi.#i realize this is very first world problems of me but also#can a bitch just eat a curry without their face hurting#or nah#lp bitches#also genuinely this is very them#Sirius has an absolute baby mouth#Remus looks at the hottest thing on the menu and is like#thank you sir can i have another please#his momma raised a disaster but not a bitch okay#hp#ltl
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Am listening to a Tootie-vod and she started talking about falling asleep to other people's streams and how it's like hanging out with friends in a relaxed setting until you fall asleep, like a sleepover
and it was such a difference to every single hermit whose reaction when people fall asleep to them is to get sad/upset and go "oh so I'm boring?" and everytime I just want to grab them and shake them until they stop being overdramatic
No, it means you're safe. You're a friend (parasocial) and we're hanging out until we fall asleep. Like a sleepover, except you're on the other side of the world.
#windy wrambles#wonktootie#hermitcraft#I'm not sure if I should be sad they never feel safe anywhere#since they apparently don't understand falling asleep to voices#or if I should be glad they always feel so safe the thought of a voice making people's brain go#'oh I'm safe and can relax' is so foreign to them#but then I realize that creep a little too far into parasocial and go play a game instead :P#I used to read bedtime stories to my brother maybe that's why I understand falling asleep to people's voices#the hermits need to start reading bedtime stories to their kids/pets/siblings so they stop getting :O when people fall asleep to them#I'm joking obviously but like sirs please you're not boring we wouldn't listen to you if you were
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Every time I have to use the canon-consistent name for places in the Iberian peninsula which are not the official name I lose ten years off my life
#okay fine i will write lerida because you put it there. but is that even what you wanted mr. o'brian sir#honestly stephen is writing in his diary i might just keep it lleida#for the roses fic i just gave up at one point (<- evidenced by this sentence. it's gulf of roses why did he call it rosas bay)#but i don't respect cs forester and he doesn't understand catalanism so whatever#pob would know better so i can only assume it's period-accurate for talking in english :/// but grrrr i don't like it#(i am keeping figueras/rosas/etc bc that's consistent w period catalan spelling from there)#(but lerida??? no. no please no please don't make me do that)#(also ampurdá i can do but ampurdán get cancelled)#perce rambles#percy yells at cecil scott#The Creative Endeavor and other aubreyad nonsense
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Mr. Sulu voice: Hellooooo. 👀
#andy serkis#he can keep doing this when he comes out on stage#because then we get#the belly#please sir#i don't think you understand#the reaction in my body and soul#FUCK#sexualizing that old man
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#fire emblem#feh#i need to know. for. normal reasons. i promise.#rereading s support looks like alfonse is supposed to be a parallel to klein here actually and that was the point LMFAO#me and my autistic tunnel vision...............#still it drove me utterly insane that we just. don't see alfonse's reaction to everything dieck just said.#he literally laid alfonse bare like. psychologically. he saw right through him and SAID it#and the MOST we see out of alfonse is '...' LIKE. SIR. SPEAK TO ME I ALSO NEED TO PSYCHOANALIZE YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️#but also PLEASE you have to understand why i completely just fucking lost it. for the convo to drop THERE like THAT#and for the. next lines to be THAT. and then it just Not Being Brought Up Further#fe alfonse#fe dieck#my art#<- extremely no effort i drew it in two minutes it's past my bedtime. but it is my art 👍
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Agatha Christie’s Poirot - S12E01 “Three Act Tragedy”
Egg and Charles on their little sailboat.
#martin shaw#Kimberley Nixon#my sweet babies!#look how lively and smiley they are#you don't understand how much I love them#It would take about 50k of fic to explain that#and I WILL eventually#I'm already 19k in after 3 chapters and there's still at least 5 more chapters to go!#people are genuinely sleeping on this ship#and yes I'd gladly trade places with Egg#though I love her too and she deserved had a happy ending!#If I had to pick Oliver instead of Charles I'd rather drink the poisoned cocktail myself#three act tragedy#I haven't made gifs in years so bear with me here I'm only figuring it out again#my gifs#Sir Charles Cartwright#egg lytton gore#please don't chomp down on that pipe Charles darling with the boat rocking like that#we can't have you chocking to death within the first minute of the episode
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white americans r so interesting bc they'll be like I'm not racist 😤😤😤 and then refuse to listen to a kpop song for reasons that basically boil down to it's not american so I don't like it
#I'm look at YOU. yes you. the kid who kept insisting that every kpop group/idol was bts and then when I told u that was a racist thing to#say you said it wasn't and that it was a joke and kept going w it despite literally everyone saying it was racist#and YOU AS WELL who asked me why I listened to it even tho I didn't understand the words. fool. music transcends borders and races and just#because I can't listen to it and immediately translate it in my head doesn't mean it isn't a good song#I don't need to understand what you r saying . . . Just give me a banger beat and catchy melody and I will love u#and also I can just search up what it means later if I want to 🙄🙄🙄 it's not that hard a concept#but I apologize to that one guy I probably ruined kpop for forever bc I let him listen to my txt playlist and the first song that came on#was cat and dog I'm so sorry sir please give it another chance u weren't supposed to hear that 🙏🙏🙏
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Some screenshots of random gremlins
Cause I love them very much <3
#no sir you don't understand those are my emotional support gremlins#please don't expose them to bright light or sunlight please I need them#they are so cute#I thought the whole point was that they're supposed to turn ugly when fed after midnight??#but I ain't complaining#gremlins#gremlins secrets of the mogwai
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#I am so fucking close to writing a topmew fic based on kiss it better by Rihanna#aaaahhh#Like legit hate sex shit bro#and I've never written this shit before eerie#but that song hits soooo hardddd#it's got the vibes of 'what are you willing to do (to) kiss it kiss it better#BRUH#IF THAT AINT MEW MAKING TOP BEG ON HIS KNEES!?!? FOR SOME FORM OF FORGIVENESS!?!?#AND FROM THE WAY TOP IS HUNGRYYYY LIKE A FUCKING PARASITE!?!?#SIR#they are so toxic for each other and I need them to destroy each other#you don't understand#only friends#topmew#please ignore me#blabber time#👀👀👀
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i truly think that if ginzou learned how to do magic it would do sooo much good for him
#drop#i know he did some in that one episode (unless my brain is making that up)#but he is clearly so stuck in the past#i don't doubt he genuinely enjoys chasing after kid but there is very much a lot of denial underneath that in regards to the previous kid#being gone#him and kaito are both a lot like that. they love what they do but they haven't really confronted their issues#but ginzou learning magic (especially if it's with kaito & aoko) would give him an outlet + a way to really. Process that grief#as well as help him understand not only kaito but toichi as well#plus it gives him something to do with kaito & aoko and that man has got to bond with them more please sir you are Neglecting your kid#i just love the whole idea of magic kaito and using magic as a way to not only remember people but also to find something for yourself#and i think he could start to appreciate heists in a new way also ... and that is so important after confronting the fact that the person he#knew is gone#idk. i just love seeing loss portrayed in a hopeful way. maybe it won't get better but life will keep moving on regardless#so carry those people in your pocket and keep practicing until you can pull out a rose instead
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The boy reading with Halo font
I expect him to vanish behind closed doors with "someone" and we'll see him if he's hungry....
Or wandering.
#this is a pacer here#it looks like a great place to pace though#or making me a Grandpa#me: 🤔 it's fine it is just more difficult to picture him making it#not really ... I know his blood#it's like the A-team with one OΞΛ#like our culture: hey how's it going *bang*#our culture after: smokes a cigarette like Matthew McConaughey in Teue Detective talking about time is a flat circle#me: standing in his holo cells in a small plane while at 13 14 and beyond#well my vocal chords can work baritone and bass but my spirit is a rainbow of rainbows#color? I dunno ... I don't care#if you like my dick please suck it with all your might#you're gonna need heart#you're gonna need ambition to overcome a motherload#also the sawing zip ties with feet#curious that I must say#it speaks of fun pre school times and also alludes to something dark as fuck that makes me want to kill things#I don't care if I am also the Devil...so's being alive#Arthur.....I mean.... he lived#but he's still breathing here#when I sat there and had to do dead to life math I am like 167 years sir that's a while#I am also like I have made much more progress in 45 than you did in 167 so thanks for cumming in grandma#I see him again after 🤔 23 years#understandably it took almost a full school year to catch on#mhm I used to call him air as a child of not grandpa#he was standing in the hall by my door watching my room#curious old ancestors#and *I* am the one who has to ease his pain#go the distance#bring Arthur back like a good God
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today is the first time in like forever that i kept my hair open for the whole day without hating them by the end of the day and they're so soft and i tried on dark maroon purple lipstick yesterday with my bestfriend and she was like whoa. you look like. hot. and Mature. and i told her i love her because i kept using pink because it's cute pretty girly and i wanna feel pretty but it didn't really suit me but this this dark shade it's perfect i feel so confident and sexy and i hung out with my cousin little sister rn we used to be closest bestfriends but we drifted apart because of papa-chachu drama in childhood but
#she came over and she was like i don't have company to smoke with come on smoke with me#and i was like aaah okay#and she's so cute she's like okay have this vape after the cig to like remove the bad taste#and i gave her change for auto cause she didn't have any and she was like ill pay you back and i was like girl please shut up#choti behen hai meri itna toh kar hi sakti hu and she laughed and was lke arre aise hai fir toh main itne mein nahi maanungi aur do#so i was like bade hoke pakka abhi itni hi aukat hai#it's nice i feel happy#i also leaned my head on my office wali senior ka shoulder cause i was superrrr sleepyyyy today#only for like a minute but she was like aww are you sleepy it's okay so ja i understand this and she patted my head gently#like you know side face pe they pat🥺🥺🥺0#and like i was like do you need help what do i do when she was working and she was like kuch nahi i just need you to sit here next to me#and keep chattering#it's so 🥺🥺🥺#like this is big okay she's kinda very cool and smart and like real focused and serious okay she doesn't like disturbances#and i love her brain i want to be curious and sorted like her i love the way she understands things slowly but completely#like just work wise i aspire to be her everyone gets so impressed by her i do too the sir was like {her name} ko ab bank audit acche se aa#gaya hai ab wo apne aap bhi kar sakfi hai sign kar sakti hai#WHICH IS SOOOOOO COOL like bhai he's a very good ca okay crazy intelligent and to have him say that. just wow#and i was whining to her ki everyone sucks my relatives suck nobody even appreciates that im killing myself trying to make a career here#all my mami cares about is that why couldn't i take ek din ki leave and show up at her fucking dance practice😭😭#so she was like aww it's okay leave them ill say it you're doing very good {my real name} im proud of you#i literally said awww thank you out loud itna sweet tha na#wow a happy vent post this is a first
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