#sinterklaas

[astarionsknife]

Redraw of something I did in 2019. This one's for my fellow Belgians and the dutchies

[sinterklaasjournaal]

"In Sinterklaas Parkour Civilisatie springt niemand voor de speculaaspop. Het is veiliger om voor de pepernoot te springen."

[zal-cryptid]

What are Mr and Mrs Nick opinions on Krampus' punishing people by changing them into toys? Are they okey with that? Do they even have opinions about that? Or do they treat it as his hobby/job?

... Do they advice him sometimes?

[polldermodel]

Favoriet sinterklaassnoep

Pepernoten (die ronde)

Pepernoten (die vierkante)

Chocolade pepernoten

Schuimpjes

Borstplaat

Marsepein

Speculaas

Chocolade munten

[thatonceandfutureprat]

VAN DE OFFICIËLE HEMA TIKTOK

NEEEEE

[astarothlover127]

I’ve been thinking about this for too long omg

So we know that astaroth is Santa right?

So here in the sweet Nether (lands) we have someone called sinterklaas which is like Santa but different idk (just looked it up and apparently Santa is the AMERICAN version of Sinterklaas. as a kid I always questioned what the difference was lol apparently they’re the same lol😭)

I’m a lazy ass bitch to give you a whole history lesson about Sinterklaas soooo you gotta look it up my friend 🫶

Here’s a pic tho 🫶

But anyways, the thing I’ve been questioning for a long time is….if astaroth is Santa…who’s sinterklaas😭?

But now that I looked it up and apparently they’re the same is a bit crazy…cuz…sinterklaas is really controversial in Netherlands and the whole world I think because..,. He HAD SLAVES.

A little history part that I can tell is that back in the days, Sinterklaas had like ‘helpers’ who like made the gifts and sends them to houses. Those “helpers” are called zwarte piet (BLACK Piet). When sending the gifts to kids houses they go through the chimney just like Santa I think and the reason why they were FULL FACE black were apparently because they go through dirty chimneys that was full of dust coal or something 😭 like the teacher told the class that and I was like fuck you mean? They full face black? Like you could clear see that it was black stereotype because of the red lips, Afro etc ect

Here’s a pic of zwarte piet THEN.

AND BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THE HELPERS WERE BLACK I GOT BULLIED AND CALLED THAT FOR SO LONG BEFORE FINALLY THEY CHANGE THEM TO ACTUALLY HAVE COAL ON THEIR FACE LIKE OMGGGGGGGGG😭m

Here’s a pic of them NOW.

A BOY LITERALLY CALLED ME THAT SO MANY TIMES TO THE POINT I GOT TIRED AND I WHOOPED HIS ASS FLAT😭 THE BITCH WAS CRY LIKE I WAS SOME SORT OF BULLY AND THE TEACHER GOT MAD AT ME BC THAT. BTW THE TEACHER WAS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE WHEN HE CALLED ME THAT LIKE UGHHHHH

anyways enough of my whooping a boys ass story.

If astaroth is Sinterklaas then i owe him an apology cuz one time, sinterklaas like came to my school together with he’s like “Helpers”. They then came to my class all happy and everything till they suddenly STARTED TO THROW PEPERNOTEN AROUND (btw pepernoten are like HARD cookie like candy that you eat at Sinterklaas day or something idk) ONE OF THOSE SHIT HELPERS THREW ONE WITH THE SPEED OF SITRIS ASS CLAPS RIGHT TO MY FACE.. I HAVE GLASSES. THOSE SHITS BROKE MY GLASSES. MY GLASSES. and because of that I threw one back at them but now with the speed of astaroths boob jiggle (😭😭) and it frocking hit sinterklaas RIGHT IN THE FACE IN HIS EYE😭 since that day every time I see that guy who played sinterklaas that day I apologize😭

But anyways I’ve been also questioning another thing. if astaroth is Santa..THEN WHY DOESNT HE HAVE A L CARD?!?

IM NOT SAYING THAT CUZ I WANT AN ASTAROTH L CARD BTW I JUST GENUINELY THINK IT FITS CUZ YK CHRISTMAS, SANTA LIKE IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF GOT ONE YK?

BUT imagine how sexy that card would beeeee😭

Like imagine him being like tied up in a red ribbon with like the Santa head on and beard while he has a BIG HUMONGOUS BONERRRRRRR YUMMYYY

LIKE UGHHHHHHHHHH I WOULD SWIPE MY EMPTY CARD ON ITTTTT RAWRRR

plus about the zagan L card….i think it’s coming next year cuz there’s no way….if comes this year. I’m printing a picture of astaroth and put it up on my wall.

[veiligplekje]

Illustratie uit Het land van Sinterklaas by Rie Cramer

[wekiaamtoo]

Sinterklaasjournaal is echt nog unhingeder dan normaal dit jaar

[henk-heijmans]

Children put their shoes for Sinterklaas, Netherlands, 1952 - by Freek Aal (1923 - 2004), Dutch

[tijdvoormemes]

*gaat de kringverjaardag rond* "gefeliciteerd met Sinterklaas" "gefeliciteerd met Sinterklaas" "gefeliciteerd met Sinterklaas" "gefeliciteerd met Sinterklaas" "gefeliciteerd met Sinterklaas"

[huariqueje]

Quilted Kimono Jacket with Tangerines in French Bowl  -  Ingrid Smuling, 2016.

Dutch, b.1944 -

Oil on canvas,  18 x 20 cm

[itsnotafashionstatementitsablog]

[degenezijde]

Sinterklaastijd! Ik ben boekjes gaan halen in de bib, en... Het is moeilijk om een boekje met mooie, duidelijke illustraties te vinden. Alle respect voor experimentele illustratoren maar een lijnenspel mag wel een beetje duidelijk zijn voor een 2-jarige. Ik heb ook eentje met foto's (kapitein Winokio) genomen in een grijs huis met een uitgewassen filter zodat zelfs Sinterklaas nauwelijks opvalt in zijn rood kostuum. GEEF ONS KLEUR.

[polldermodel]

Krijg jij cadeautjes van Sinterklaas, Sint-Maarten en/of de kerstman? (Als je er als kind wel kreeg maar nu niet meer, stem dan voor toen je nog kind was)

Sinterklaas

Sint-Maarten

De kerstman

Sinterklaas en Sint-Maarten

Sint-Maarten en de kerstman

De kerstman en Sinterklaas

Alle drie

Geen van de drie

Nuance

[thesunprincealex]

If someone was wondering, yes, as a Dutch Hellenic Polythiest I do give pepernoten as an offering to the gods.

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

Het is ook- Hoe kan je als kind nou niet in Sinterklaas geloven? Waarom zouden ze zoveel moeite doen met een Sinterklaasjournaal en een intocht als het allemaal nep is?