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hello, fellow clowns. does anyone have any good Sinister Six fanfic suggestions?? my brain is thirsty.
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fandomnerd9602 · 21 days
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Hello, how are you doing, could you make a male Spiderman reader x Wanda maximoff?
where Miles and Gwen along with the other Spidermen with Wanda are in the reader's universe where the Sinister 6 are superheroes and the reader is the leader of the group
Miles and Gwen land in front of Y/N and Wanda…
Y/N: Super 7 Assemble!
Mysterio, Doc Ock, Electro, Venom and Scorpion land next to Wanda and Y/N…
Miles: so it’s a battle you want, huh?
Wanda: what? No definitely not.
Gwen: I’m sorry?
Electro: we’re the heroes of New York.
Mysterio: yeah. We wanted to say welcome!
Wanda wraps Y/N in a hug,..
Wanda: Y/N helped us out when no one else would. So now we fight the battles no one else will.
Miles: this is awesome! Can we stay here for awhile?!
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tendermanismybaby · 1 month
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STUPID ASS PEOPLE I HATE:
NUMBER FUCKING 1: PHILLIP GRAVES FROM COD. HE SUCKS ASS AND HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HIM. HE LOOKS LIKE AN UNSEASONED DORITO AND I WANNA BOIL HIS STUPID ASS SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT HIM DEAD SO BADLY.
NUMBER FUCKING 2: JEFF THE KILLER. HE LOOKS LIKE A SOGGY CUMSOCK. I LOVE CREEPYPASTA BUT I HATE HIM WITH A BURNING FUCKING PASSION THAT REACHES THE DEEPEST PARTS OF HELL. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FATASS WITH HIS MOUTH LIKE MF YO ASS DOES NOT NEED UR MOUTH TO BE BIGGER. FUCKING FAT ASS CUMSTAIN.
NUMBER FUCKING 3: TWO FROM TPOT. THEYRE BRITISH. THEYRE UGLY. I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANNA STRAP THEM TO A ROCKET AND BLOW THEYRE ASS AWAY I HATE THEM. I WANT FOUR TO FUCKING END THEM WITH HIS POWERS. I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBER FUCKING 4: OFFENDERMAN. LITERALLY LOOK AT HIS WIKI PAGE BC HOLY SHIT THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE HUNG IN THE STREET. EXECUTE THIS SHIT STAIN I DO NOT WANT HIS ASS ANYWHERE NEAR ME EVER I FUCKING HATE HIS CUMSTAIN LOOKIN ASS!!!!!!
NUMBER FUCKING 5: FIREY FROM BFDI. PUSSY ASS FLAME GET THE FUCK OVER IT LEAFYS CHANGING FOR THE BETTER AND SHE HAS GOTTEN BETTER YOU FUCKING MANWHORE PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR THE REASON THAT THE EARTH ISNT FUCKING ROUND. ITS DONUT SHAPED AND IT HAS A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE. (im talking about bfdia firey btw BUT STILL.)
NUMBER FUCKING 6: LAZARI FROM I EAT PASTA FOR BREAKFAST. THAT LITTLE PICK ME GIRL CUMSTAIN HAS BEEN A ASSWIPE OF A CHARACTER AND I HATE HER SO FUCKING MUCH. SHE IS A ROTTING CUMSOCK AND I FUCKING HATE HER PERSONALITY AND HOW SHE ACTS. SHES A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER WITH DADDY AND MOMMY ISSUES BECAUSE SHE STHE REASON WHY HER OWN MOM KILLED HERSLEF. SHES A BITCH ASS HOE AND I WANT HER DEAD JUST LIKE HER MOM!!!!!! BEHOLD, THE FUCKING SINISTER 6.
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i-am-trans-gwender · 3 months
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Dissapointed I don't see more fanart of Spider-Ham's supporting cast. Come on the furries should love them.
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cinder-no · 5 months
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THE RAFT: ACCEPTING NEW INMATES
The Raft is a villain focused character server for Marvel fans of all varieties. Whether you're a fan of A-listers like Doctor Octopus or the niche Z-lister, there's room for you here! We have a selection of general channels for chatting and sharing, character and team specific channels, media channels like #comics and #movies, and a host of bots to help out. We're also accepting #suggestions for new bots/channels/features, so if you feel anything is missing, feel free to ask!
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thegirlinthecher · 1 year
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Ahh yes, the General Kirigan himself
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swaines-attempt · 9 months
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i should write a chatfic where every goddamn supervillain ends up in the same groupchat
catwoman: you're not gonna go crazy and invite everyone again, right?
harley quinn: don't worry toots, i've learned my lesson :D
*mr. freeze has been added* *two-face has been added* *riddler has been added*
two-face: what the hell are we doing here
*scarecrow has been added* *clayface has been added* *killer moth has been added*
poison ivy: drury?? seriously???
*killer croc has been added* *killer frost has been added* *captain cold has been added*
catwoman: hold the fuck on you're opening this up to outside of gotham?
captain cold: oh this is not a safe space suddenly
harley quinn: :D
*deathstroke has been added*
Several people are typing...
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ngl i kinda love when the sinister six show up
like yes! put that guy in more peril!
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bunivilles · 1 month
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⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀VELVETINE is a fictional girl group formed and managed by SUPERBLOOM MEDIA under the creative direction of soloist Kim Yuchan in 2021. This would be Yuchan's first venture since joining Superbloom's Board of Directors and all eyes would be on Velvetine considering his fame. The trainees would be introduced through the documentary series THE GIBSON GIRL PROJECT, where they were selected through monthly evaluations over the course of ten months. Originally, Velvetine was supposed to debut with TEN members, however, four trainees would "leave" Superbloom just before debut under mysterious circumstances. The final lineup would be composed of six members: LIYA, COELLA, GENESIS, MIARI, YUEL, and NOA.
⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ THE GIBSON GIRL PROJECT was named after Charles Dana Gibson artistic personification of the Gibson Girl—or the feminine ideal of physical attractiveness during the 20th century. They chose this name to highlight Velvetine's future concept, which is often labeled as classic or fragile, and used it to describe the perfect trainee that would debut as a member of this group. Through the documentary series, the original thirty-trainees would be placed into THREE tiers based on their skill level and the highest ranking trainee each month would be chosen for the debut lineup. The process began with COELLA being chosen first and ended with GENESIS, though BLAIR, EVA, MARI, and KYRIE would rank highly compared to the members that actually debuted. On December 21, 2020, Superbloom Media would confirm that the four girls would "go their separate ways" with the company, however, many of their family members have stated that they have not seen their daughters since 2019 and MARI'S family filed a missing persons report in late 2023.
⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ Despite many internal struggles, VELVETINE have quickly risen to become one of the highest selling groups of the fourth generation. Their first hit was GIRLS NEVER DIE, released in summer 2022, and slowly marked a conceptual shift from focusing on girlhood and the beauties of life to something more sinister and focused on becoming the best. Since then, many have described VELVETINE themselves unapproachable, often seen keeping to themselves at award shows and not having any idol friends outside of each other, and have ritualistic tendencies, making them prime targets for video essays and think pieces on the idol industry.
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⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀COMPANY. superbloom media.
⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀DEBUT DATE. may 1, 2021.
⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀DEBUT SONG. your angel.
⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀FANDOM NAME. hares.
⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀GREETING. " perfect world, perfect girls! hello, we are velevetine! "
⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀FORMER (?) MEMBERS. min " blair " yuna ( 1999 ) , seo " eva " daeun ( 1999 ), kanemaru " mari " ruri ( 1998 ), yanisa " kyrie " muangkam ( 2002 ).
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⠀݃⠀ ✣ ⠀۪⠀ ⠀THE MEMBERS OF VELVETINE . . . XIN " LIYA " XUEYAO ( 1998 ) , NAM " COELLA " SOLBI ( 1999, leader ) , KIM " GENESIS " RYUHYUN ( 1999 ) , SUGIYAMA " MIARI " KIYONE ( 2000 ) , KWON" YUEL " CHAEHA ( 2000 ) , CHOI " NOA " HAEJIN. ( 2001 ).
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identityflawed · 2 months
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feels to me like the primary division between pro and anti jedi sentiments is narrative perception. pro jedi individuals tend to adhere to the ideas that are explicitly stated by lucas himself or very clearly put out and acknowledged within the fictional universe, whereas anti jedi individuals tend to lean more into analysis of the in-betweens. they both apply real-world morals and experiences to a fictional plane (and despite its various nonfiction influences, star wars IS fictional), and they do it in such excess that it makes the majority of more level-headed fans less eager to interact in such a heated fandom.
are the jedi bad? no. the majority of them were good people doing good things, even while the sith corrupted the galaxy around them. did the jedi deserve order 66? no. anyone who says that is insane. are the jedi completely blameless in the events of the clone wars? no. they became complacent in the idea that the sith were warriors and were incapable of changing their ways in order to win, despite victory being a key part of their code. the jedi are not paragons of perfection — they are human, and humans can be ignorant. did the jedi cause anakin to fall? yes, in part. while palpatine was the primary driving force towards anakin’s destruction, the jedi’s ignorance towards both anakin’s trauma AND his burgeoning relationship with palpatine did contribute to the rise of darth vader. (i know they let palpatine and anakin interact because they were concerned that denying palpatine would cause problems in the future, though this is sourced from legends. i take that and raise you one: what kind of grandmaster uses a 10 year old as a political game piece? and even in lucas’ canon, you can’t ignore that yoda, who is said by palpatine to be about equal in his strength, failed to sense that there were sinister things afoot, and failed to discern that having anakin spy on his pseudo father figure — and yes, his manipulator — would only cause problems)
as a fan of palpatine i can say wholeheartedly that the majority of the events leading to anakin’s fall are his doing, and that palpatine is not much of a tragic character at all. if you want someone to talk about where the dark side is your CHOICE, look no further than palpatine. thats called being self aware. any pro or anti jedi who believes you can’t blame someone for something they cant control — such as anakin's past or palpatine deceiving the jedi — becomes inherently hypocritical because CONTROL is a key theme in star wars. control of your emotions, control of yourself, control of others, on political, emotional, psychological scales. anakin’s lack of control in his life was not aided by the jedi, and when he finally got the chance to choose for himself, he fucked up. bad. and it WAS his choice, at the end of the day, though the odds were stacked against him, at least in his mind. (which is another issue — anakin is a traumatized individual. trauma victims are going to act differently than what adheres to common sense and logic. an ex-slave with attachment issues and a savior complex is going to freak out if he thinks the woman he loves is going to die if he can’t save her)
people tend to forget that lucas actually SOLD his rights to the franchise away, and nowhere in the contract did disney promise to adhere to the nuances (and there are very few nuances with lucas, unfortunately) of lucasfilm's initial six movies. george lucas was not even a good writer by most standards. he inserted a lot of racist stereotypes into his films, and drew from history in both thoughtful and moronic ways. he was a product of his time, sure, and he created an incredible idea that has gone strong for 40 years, with a solid idea woven within it of compassion and hope. but it isn’t his story anymore, and he cared more about the money than the message, at the end of the day. i have a hard time agreeing with anyone — on any topic, within star wars or otherwise — if they only listen to one person as their end-all.
yes, lucas created star wars. but its not a perfect creation — it is flawed. the jedi are flawed; anakin is flawed. the progression of star wars will continue to take new views on the events of the initial six films, and guess what? that happens with EVERYTHING in the world. perspectives differ by the hour, everyone has different experiences and ideas. if you want to watch something where the morals and central ideas never change, where everything is black and white, go watch the USA's two-party debates. or maybe coco melon.
star wars is complex and nuanced at its core, nowadays, but you are none the lesser if you have differing opinions. you can believe what you want to believe, when you want to believe it. that’s freedom. you are not required to accept everything that disney puts out as canon or even remotely accurate, but the MOMENT you start to put down people (and im talking full on insulting, targeting writers, specific blog posts, bullying, etc) for thinking differently than you is the moment you have gone too far. after all, what did the sith do, and why did they do it?
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vvaspoppie · 11 months
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Doc Ock x Symbiote!Reader
→ Author’s Note: Requested this from another writer (that’s also really cool), and decided to also write my own version. No specified version of Ock, pre and post evil versions are mentioned.
→⚠ Warnings ⚠: unethical science,
→ Fandom: Unspecified
→ Genre: Headcanons
→  Pronouns: They/Them
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The Backstory:
You were a scientist who worked on studying the organic matter samples Colonel Jameson had brought to earth. Unfortunately, one of those samples was capable of a lot more movement than originally believed.
Long story short: Some of it bonded with you, you quit soon after due to not wanting anyone to get suspicious then started working at Oscorp.
Pre Tentacles:
He, and almost every other co-worker, is a little bit curious about the fact that you quit your last job to work at Oscorp but drops the subject after the mention of an NDA (which wasn’t true)
Notices you talking to yourself a lot, but doesn’t question it much. Most of the scientists he works with have an odd habit or two.
You totally slip up and call yourself 'we' in a conversation, which he does bring up
"There's a perfectly reasonable explanation if you give me enough time to think of a lie."
On to the actual dating
You guys keep it on the down low and by that I mean absolutely nobody knows. He likes privacy
His love language is talking about his experiments and asking you about yours (and physical touch but that takes a while)
The symbiote makes the relationship difficult, especially because he doesn't know about it
You don’t ever tell him about the symbiote, the symbiote speaks for itself (literally, and to a disastrous extent)
He takes a while to process it, but once he does he shares his work on his tentacles
He tries not to think of the moral implications of the whole situation because he loves you and knows you wouldn't do harm intentionally (he is wrong)
Post Tentacles:
Ok so in most versions Otto goes missing for a brief time after the accident™
So what happens in this brief time?
Chaos. Pure chaos and fear
Not only are you distraught and angry but your symbiote also formed an emotional attachment
Absolutely no one gets a break. Criminals, civilians, co workers, Norman even Spider-Man
The streets are filled with nothing but fear and it stays like that until you get your Otto back
At which point:
Yay, evil power-couple time!
I mean what did you expect, you’re the host to a symbiote that eats people to survive and likes to commit crimes; there is almost nothing he could do that you either 1) haven’t already done or 2) had to literally fight yourself not to do
He changed after the accident, and it reminds you of when you first bonded with your symbiote. You try and be patient, knowing that he's still the same person, just with a different attitude and outlook on life.
With some communication skills being flexed, the relationship works out well
He also gains a new thing to be mad at the world about (Tabloids keep calling him a monsterfucker and so does your Symbiote)
It's that whole Roger and Jessica Rabbit thing except no one knows who's Roger or Jessica at any given moment.
You keep working at Oscorp to keep suspicions low and provide insider information
Yes, the suit makes you look very good - now do you want to be part of the Insidious Sinister Six or not?
You don’t want to fight Spider-Man head-on most of the time (much to the Symbiote's chagrin) so you agree to work with them, but not be on the team.
Anyway you end up kicking ass and now half the team is scared of you (Much to the Symbiote’s delight) (remember that episode in the 90s show were Venom Spider-Man almost kills Rhino and Shocker? Yeah you do something like that)
His ego may be nearing the size of the sun, but even then he’s slightly scared of what would happen if your symbiote gained full control. (Your symbiote likes him so his nerves are good, but still makes sure nothing happens that affects your memories)
Speaking of which he wants to do some - totally not evil because he loves you- experiments revolving around the Symbiote
Overall, the relationship is wholesome, if not unconventional.
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stickthisbig · 1 year
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I have no idea what this is but I decided to write down my grand theory of Star Wars and how authorship affects the ways in which stories are good and bad? Come for media critique, stay for the analogy at the very end about how Star Wars is like college, also there's gifs
The original trilogy is a series of derivative works. That's not a pejorative, but a description of their content and structure; they are constructions that use existing pieces to tell a new story. They are samurai movies, they are meditations on Joseph Campbell. They are the work of a film nerd trying to create a story that is Everything. There's nothing novel about the storytelling of the original trilogy; it was just particularly well executed, because they were made with love by a craftsman, surrounded by a team who kept him from giving in to the worst of his narrative excesses (most notably but not limited to Marcia Lucas).
There's a lot of No Reason in the original trilogy. Why's Darth Vader so strong in the Force? No reason. It doesn't have time to delicately explain everything, so it relies on the audience's understanding of the shape of the story to fill in the gaps. It's the time in the story for someone to fall in love, so a romance plotline it shall be. The author is trying to do something, and he successfully does it.
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The prequel trilogy represents an older creator for whom derivative works were not enough, who had been creatively stifled by the very thing he created. (I strongly recommend Patrick H Willems's series about Frances Ford Coppola if you want a really interesting take on George Lucas and the tragedy of his career.) Extremely importantly, they represent a creator with almost unlimited cash and no one to tell him to tone it down.
Everything that is bad about the prequel trilogy is because they were made with a vision by a creator who was trying to do something. George Lucas has six hours and fifty-eight minutes of material prepared about diplomacy, representative democracy, and how all unchecked power is always all bad and by god we are all gonna sit here until he finishes it. The writing is so clunky because it is not there to build character or relationships; it is there to convey information. The sequences with the Gungans are such a mess because they're the injection of (very inadvisable) comic relief into a story that is not supposed to have any relief at all.
One of the worst sins of the prequel trilogy is the rejection of No Reason. It continually poses questions that do not need answers and then takes pains to answer them. Why's Darth Vader so strong in the Force? His mother conceived him as a virgin birth because of the Force, by way of midichlorians, which as we all know are the powerhouse of the cell. It is such a deeply unsatisfying answer, but George Lucas seems incredibly sincere about the fact that this is important. He is trying to position his derivative work within a new fandom context that conceives of his work as wholly original, and the wild thing is, I think George Lucas always thought all of this and just wasn't allowed to put it in. Improbably, the problem is not that he hasn't thought enough about his own lore, as a common charge goes; he appears to have thought about it way too much.
I have to confess to not being a prequel trilogy fan, but probably the single biggest thing to come out of it is Obi-Wan. Ewan McGregor almost instantly became the canonical version of the character. It's because the same thing that made it bad also made it good. It's a story that is trying to do something, and that is opening wide an almost Stendhal-syndrome-esque array of locations and people and stories. Fuck yes I want to hear everything about the person Alec Guinness used to be when he was young and badass, tell me everything about the weird desert guy. Of course I wanna go to Space Italy and see what the galaxy was like before it got dicked up. Sinister rise to power of Darth Vader's master? Check. Seeing the evil enemy built as a series of actions is the shit prequels are made for.
When the prequel trilogy is boring, it's because the pacing is fucking awful, especially in Revenge of the Sith. The dizzying array of new stuff is never boring, and you can all fight me on Kamino being one of the best planets in the whole series. When it's good to be in George Lucas's mind palace, it's extremely good. For better or worse, he did it. He gave his almost seven hour lecture, he said what he had to say, and he left.
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And then we move forwards in time, into an era of Star Wars as a strategy rather than a story.
(I didn't see Solo, so it's not gonna be in here. Neither are any of the TV shows or the EU, because I have other shit to do with my life.)
The Force Awakens was not the first Star Wars film that was made by someone else; the authorship of The Empire Strikes Back is complicated- George Lucas kind of managed to ghostwrite his own movie?- but he definitely didn't direct it. Empire was very much still a Lucas production in which he was intimately involved.
The Force Awakens has a point, but it ultimately doesn't do anything.
It resets everything back to the start: an evil empire represented by British people in suits come to power; three heroes arise; a mentor who's incredibly important apparently despite only knowing the heroes for five minutes is murdered by a cloaked Force user; something is blown up. It is meant to stoke the fires of nostalgia, and it provides nothing substantive in terms of plot. In fact, it represents a retrograde movement. It is a very fun watch and a movie with absolutely nothing to say, at least nothing that wasn't written into the series thirty years beforehand.
It's not a surprise that, since it's just meant to get people hype and then serve them what they already know, the best thing it provided were its new characters. I was so stoked to see a Black person in a Star Wars movie; we got three new main characters and not a white man among them?? But let's fuckin' table that shit, because we all know what's coming.
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[I was gonna put in a Kylo Ren gif but he looked like such a dipshit in all of them, you're welcome]
Actually I lied, I forgot that what came next was Rogue One. The purpose of the film is to make a war movie about Star Wars and like many/most war films, what the movie is trying to do is meditate on the duality created by the futility of war and the value of sacrifice, it fills in a blank in canon but is really a tone piece meant to make you have feelings and reflect, I watched it once and it was so touching and horrible that I've never been able to watch it again, 10/10 no notes
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And then we have The Last Jedi, which is weird.
The Last Jedi represents a step back to a craftsman at the helm, and the exact same shit happened again.
It shouldn't have, because it happened again in a completely different way! The Last Jedi is a singular vision with one creative direction, and that is the cause of everything that is bad and everything that is good about it, but Rian Johnson wanted to do something radically different than George Lucas. He's not interested in giving you his Star Wars lecture; he's interested in breaking Star Wars open, thrusting it bodily in a new direction. The Last Jedi represents at least as much movement as The Empire Strikes Back.
So it's not like a shock that the movie was wildly divisive, and lists of the best and worst things are the same items shuffled around. I honestly think Admiral Holdo's death is the finest moment in the entire trilogy, in terms of visuals and in terms of emotional impact. I fuckin' love that Luke was sitting on PTSD Island sulking, because it's some Luke shit to do. "Let the past die. Kill it if you have to" got me HYPE to see where this would go. I wanted to go on that ride. I've loved Star Wars since I was a tiny child, and I wanted to go on a journey into something that was entirely fresh.
Other people hated all of these things, and honestly in this case, I don't agree but I can't say they're wrong. Wanting Rose to be deleted from the series simply for using oxygen is racist. Wanting Snoke to have had more impact on the story is a difference of opinion. Either you were interested in this ride or you weren't, and you're not a bad person for not wanting that out of your Star Wars.
But on the other hand, it's not a very good movie.
The problems that make it not very good are the result of having one guy at the wheel. It's clumsily made. It feels like it ends three times before it actually does. The Canto Bight sequences are the work of someone who doesn't want them to be in there, and somebody who could play ball would have finessed the story to make them organic. Some of the CGI work represents a lapse in professional judgment. The Force dyad stuff does not make any sense at all, because it plays like somebody who couldn't really explain a thing they were doing but refuses to stop doing it.
It's so good when it's good. I just wish it had had another screenwriter who could have fixed what was bad.
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I didn't care for Rise of Skywalker.
By the time it came out, I was experiencing a kind of numbness surrounding Star Wars; not literally, because I got my tattoos finished up just before it came out. I didn't have any idea what was about to happen. There were a lot of rumors circulating about the extent to which things had gotten rewritten, but it was pretty clear that whatever it was going to be was fully an Abrams/Disney thing.
And indeed, this time, they did make a movie that tried to do something. Extremely unfortunately, what the movie was trying to do was reinforce the status quo. It did this on every level- Holdo's sacrifice was made meaningless, the minuscule amount of queer content was palatably deletable, a woman of color's lines were given to a white man who was buddies with the director, the story reverted from "everyone's a Star Wars" to "there are only four people in the galaxy who matter", Poe's awesome storyline from the comics was thrust aside for a frankly kind of racist replacement, every bit of story development from TLJ was cast aside. There are no consequences for anything, because all that matters is moving to the end of the story; I cannot believe that absolute motherfucker made me watch Chewbacca die with my own eyeballs just to wave it away literally two minutes later in the clumsiest way imaginable. In the prequel trilogy, in Rogue One, in TLJ, everything everyone does matters so much. The minutest actions have huge consequences. In Rise of Skywalker, nothing matters even a little bit. Everybody just waits around for the main characters to get finished dicking around.
I cannot believe that it's a thing I would possibly think ever, but the only thing that got any work put into it was Kylo and Rey's relationship. Trust: I didn't enjoy watching it. There's a piece of Wishful Drinking where Carrie Fisher and Billie Lourd are trying to figure out if Billie is related to the guy she's dating, due to a bunch of Hollywood marriages. Even after the shitstupid reveal of Rey's parentage, it still really, really feels like the same vibe. But by the time they kissed, I was like, "Yeah, I mean I hate it but I see where it happened."
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Star Wars is like the end of a semester in college. The prequel trilogy is the period where you're studying, trying to cram so much stuff into your brain that you're never gonna remember. The original trilogy is exams, exhilarating and rocky but ultimately liberating.
The sequel trilogy is the party you go to afterwards. At 10 PM you're at The Force Awakens, singing along at the top of your lungs to a song that's catchy and doesn't have to be good. At midnight you're at Rogue One, where you break down sobbing in the bathroom. The Last Jedi is 2 AM, weird and full of promise, as if anything could happen.
The Rise of Skywalker is 11 AM the next day, when you've already broken down the details at brunch and are now lying in bed unable to nap, with the horrible certainty that this is all there is, you will never be more than yourself, just a regular person who carries no special importance.
I didn't like it in real life; I sure didn't want it from Star Wars.
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dyke-will-graham · 1 year
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Just mustered up the courage to rewatch episode 6 of Good Omens 2 and I have a whole new slew of thoughts. Whole new slew of observations.
One:
Metatron orders an oat milk latte with almond milk. Which, is a pretty specific drink for someone who is just ordering a coffee Aziraphale. So I got to thinking, and I went digging.
Biblically and spiritually Oats were thought to represent feelings of safety, enhancing an individuals feelings of comfort and safety in dire situations. A comfort food.
On the other hand, almonds represent purity and the ability to have be more godly and holy. To make more godly decisions or, in this instance, heavens decisions.
Metatron is no fool, he knew exactly what he was doing. Stating earlier in the shop when Nina said no one picked death responding with “I don’t suppose they do, so predictable.” And later on when he offers Aziraphale the drink commenting “oh yes I better think so.” When Aziraphale comments on its lovely flavor.
If Aziraphale is anything, it’s gluttonous. He enjoys food and drink and good company and comfort from things he takes pleasures in. So of course Metatron’s olive branch from heaven would come in the form of a cup of coffee.
Two:
“I’ve consumed a few things in my time.”
This is such a strange line to me, it felt too on the nose and sinister. Metatron stares at Aziraphale drinking the coffee and says this. And I don’t think for a moment he is referring to food. Being the voice of god, I’m sure he has dealt with a great deal many angels and demons. Probably without any parties aware of it, maybe even the almighty herself being unaware.
Three:
When The Breakup happens and Metatron walks into the bookshop he says :
“He always did like going his own way, asking all those questions.” When referring to Crowley.
This is SUPER DUPER interesting to me because it implies, really, Crowley’s only crime against heaven was asking questions. Which we knew to an extent form Crowleys own claims on the matter but for it to be confirmed this way felt gut wrenching. Crowley is and never has been evil or demonic. He was curious and that was punishable in heavens eyes to be cast down.
Four:
When Metatron and Aziraphale are leaving there are so so so many times Aziraphale looks for a way out. Broken sentences, body language facing away and out towards Crowley. His glances always in Crowleys direction, like a child being pulled in two directions and unable to voice properly what they want. Which is exactly what the situation is, isn’t it?
I think, as a fandom, we sort of glossed over the trauma Aziraphale endures as a being who remains to be an angel. Heaven, his home, a toxic parent beckoning you with the promise of a warm hug after a millennia of beatings. But nevertheless the promise of that warmth is so tempting. And we know, Aziraphale is STARVING. Starving for anything, he always has been. Especially acceptance from Heaven.
And Crowley represents everything he ever wanted, unconditional and without hesitation. But, there’s still a sense of fear within Aziraphale regarding his love for Crowley. A guilt, and the high he was feelings from seeing Beezlebub and Gabriel do what he always wanted wore off horribly fast at the prospect of eliminating that guilt by restoring Crowleys angelic grace. Which is something we all know was a lie.
Five:
I don’t think the coffee had any sort of mind control anything within it. Metatron didn’t need to do that. He just needed to show what the coffee represented. It was quite simple of a task, so the Coffee Theory is out.
Six:
The elevator fade out is SO IMPORTANT. Because Crowleys expression doesn’t change, he’s hit rock bottom he’s alone with no amount of fresh information to tell him otherwise. For all he knows life as it’s been for all these 6000 years is over.
But Aziraphale’s does, quite a lot actually. It goes from shock, to stoic determination to straight up smirking. We know, from all we have seen of him that at his core Aziraphales motives lie in love and the desire to look after Earth and people. He is a being driven by what angels are supposed to be driven by. That’s his crime, that’s why Metatron had to get him away from Earth. But at the prospect of the Second Coming, Aziraphales motives suddenly become quite evident. He spared a glance at Crowley, which is pivotal to the moment. It’s saying so much. If he had meant to just go to Heaven and never return why look at Crowley? It’s like a romance scene, breakup in the rain with the question: which one of us has the courage to turn around? Crowley never looked away, Aziraphale spared that glance.
Stopping the end is he and Crowleys jobs, the protect humanity, they have their own rules. Aziraphale knows that, he trusts that ability. But he knows he can’t do that if he doesn’t go along with whatever is happening in Heaven. The best way for him to figure out how to stop this is to go into the belly of it.
That brings me back to this line:
“Oh, but saving me makes him so happy.”
Aziraphale has a plan, like always does, and this time it won’t be Crowley saving him. But him saving Crowley.
That glance was a promise.
THE END THANKS FOR MY RANT ALMOST THREE MONTHS POST BOOKSHOP DIVORCE.
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kazz-brekker · 2 months
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hotd episode 8 thoughts
hmmm. i remember reading an interview with the writers of this show before the season dropped where they lowkey threw shade at hbo and very heavily implied that having 8 episodes rather than 10 was not their choice and i can very much feel that with this episode
it felt a lot more like a penultimate episode of a season rather than the season finale. all of that set-up with the marching armies at the end of the episode really felt more like a "and next week, a big battle!" kind of thing rather than a "in 2 years, you'll see a big battle!"
why is this show acting like the war is only just starting…we saw named characters toasting each other 4 episodes ago…
i was otto hightower-baited! i saw the name rhys ifans in the opening credits and went !!!!! only for a single shot him in the last minute of the episode, i feel robbed!
i did find tyland lannister's visit to the triarchy very funny. no bureaucrat in the history of westeroes has ever suffered like this man. also sharako lohar was DEFINITELY hitting on him, you cannot convince me otherwise
as someone perpetually annoyed that in game of thrones daario naharis has brown hair rather than blue i appreciate that the tyroshi sailors had dyed hair
the aegon-larys alliance really become one of the unexpected highlights of the second half of this season. they're going on their little essos vacation together!
god rhaena you deserved so much better this season and so much more screentime. we should have seen more of you and jeyne arryn!
entertained to see that ulf is quickly becoming that coworker that no one likes
rhaenyra. girl. i love you but please stop with this bloodless warfare thing. you have six dragons on your side, stop hesitating about using them!
all of those soldiers standing around in the background clearly eavesdropping on criston and gwayne's argument was very funny
kind of loving all this insecurity about his parentage they're giving jace, it's nice to have some conflict with his character
i liked the little dragon heads on rhaenyra's dress at the dinner with the dragonseeds
alys rivers sitting on the edge of daemon's bed like his own personal sleep paralysis demon made me chuckle a bit
his final weirwood vision was such blatant fanservice but as a fan of daenerys and bloodraven i can't be that mad about it
can someone check on that portion of the fandom that used to ship helaena and aemond, i feel like they're not doing so hot right now after those scenes
i did think it was strange that helaena could so clearly communicate aemond's death to him when she had such a hard time doing so with her other visions in the past? but perhaps nothing clarifies your sinister visions of the future like being mad at your sibling
i was really happy that rhaenyra and daemon reunited! i've missed matt smith and emma d'arcy having scenes together this season a lot. plus, i know their relationship is all kinds of fucked-up but i just loved seeing them speak in high valyrian to each other again. and it's always nice to see daemon kneel before his wife
glad that alyn got to really chew out corlys on his failures as a father, that's been a long time coming
i wasn't expecting rhaenyra and alicent to have another scene together this season but ngl it was kind of fun, emma d'arcy and olivia cooke really just eat up every scene they have with each other
plus the reversal of their dynamic from the episode 3 meeting was interesting, with rhaenyra being very unyielding and alicent being desperate to connect
i enjoyed seeing rhaenyra be mean to alicent, especially the whole "son for a son" thing. yes, rhaenyra! alicent's son killed yours! please be mad about it, you deserve it!
i just feel like the end of this seaon lacked the punch that season 1 had, it felt more like a little showcase of all the fun stuff that was coming rather than definitive cliffhanger. i mean, c'mon, we don't even get to see the fall of king's landing????
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carlyleandco · 2 years
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Why Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone Fans Should Watch Lockwood & Co. on Netflix coming 27 January:
A main trio that is arguably more idiotic, incompetent, and chaotic (said affectionately) than Inej, Kaz and Jesper in S&B.
Found family. Like actually the most domestic and cozy found family ever.
A company leader who has an affinity for wearing only suits and long coats.
To add to that, the leader of the team suffers from childhood trauma. Sounding familiar yet?
Alright, alright, Lockwood is essentially the smilier version of Kaz, and uses his charisma to mask his tragic past. Actually on further reflection, if you put together Nikolai Lanstov and Kaz Brekker into one character, you’d get Anthony Lockwood.
Badass heroine who is also pining for her boss.
For Six of Crows lovers, L&C also has mystery! betrayal! criminal underworlds! underdog story! trauma! teenagers/young adults battling the establishment/authority.
Other Reasons You Should Watch:
Witty, sarcastic, and dry British humour (which contrasts well with the horror).
Main trio burns down a house!
Main heroine’s bff is a talking decapitated skull in a jar.
Ghosts! Sinister plots! Characters exploring the fabric between life and death!
Lots of action with rapiers fighting ghost and human enemies alike!
Romance!
As fellow book-to-screen Netflix adaption enthusiasts, please assist us in streaming this show, coming out 27 January 2023, so it doesn’t get canned. We are but a small fandom and are slightly (very) desperate.
So if you feel like watching a thrilling, comedic, and sinister yet also oddly heartwarming show to tide you over until Shadow and Bone S2, I invite you to step through 35 Portland Row’s door and watch Lockwood & Co., premiering 27 January.
For your kind consideration:
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lucyfrostblade · 4 months
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want a drabble? vote for ratgrundlr and submit your prompt. commit voter fraud once and get two drabbles!! prompt by @kipperlillyforpresident: rat grinders arguing in-universe about what their tumblr fandom would be called (and why theyd even have a tumblr fandom) word count: 301
Kipperlilly Copperkettle had meticulously laid out her plan for winning the vote. She'd brought all the Rat Grinders together and subjected them to graced them with a slideshow titled Highfiveblr: It's Really Not That Sinister, Guys
“No one is going to fucking vote for Highfiveblr, Kipperlilly.” Ruben sneered.
Ivy said, “Not even your deranged fan club thinks it's a good idea. Pretty sure your biggest fans are out there campaigning for Ratgrundlr.”
“They are fans of Kipperlilly of all people. They clearly have deficient taste.” Oisin said.
Truthfully, if you asked Lucy Frostblade how she planned to spend her time after coming back from the dead, arguing about what their tumblr fandom name would be wouldn't be at the top of the list. In fact, it would've been far far far down the list, above only listening to Buddy Dawn talk about Bakarath.
She spoke too soon on that last one.
“Personally, y'all, I think Bakarathblr has a great ring to it. Praise her name!”
“Nope, not happening Hayseed. I'd rather let murder Barbie over there have her way.”
Lucy snorted, drawing Kipperlilly's attention to her.
“What do you think, Lucy?"
“I don't know. I think Ratgrumblr has a nice ring to it.” It was all they seemed to do nowadays anyway.
“If I knew the way to get Frosty to stand up to Kipperlilly was to kill her I would've done it so much sooner.” Ivy said.
Kipperlilly glared at Ivy, ignored Lucy's laugh at the joke. “Are we sure you're not the real murder Barbie?”
“Kip, I'm more of a Bratz doll if anything.”
From her spot in the corner, Mary Ann looked up from her Quokki pet and said, “I think we should vote for Ratgrimblr.”
Six simultaneous groans echoed in the room.
“Of fucking course you do.”
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