#sin babies

[proshipaes]

Because all I ever think about is shipcest babies and I've seen so many shittens in this fandom, I present to you... Bishop kiddos, for all your bishop shipping needs. All with little names for convenience! For variety I decided to give them names based on the naming convention used by the older parent.

The narilesh bastard is a cat- although it's not too noticeable because plantlife naturally grows over their fur. He's also inherited Leshy's huge mouth, although it's not normally visible (unless he wants to bite, at which point, rip). Since Narinder's name is Indian, I named him Ankur, which means sapling or sprout. I thought it was cute.

The kallamura bastard would probably have an absurd number of legs and arms if it had a battle form, which I find funny, but his follower form is pretty basic. Shamura's name is Assyrian, and the name Rameel means "Mercy Of God"- I found the irony of it appealing. Maybe he could be the bishop of mercy if the Lamb ever decided to let there be more bishops.

And lastly, Kallamar/Heket bastard! Most aquatic baby of the bunch, and my favorite design. Kallamar seems to have just been named after calamari as far as I found so, food name- Swikee is the name of a dish made with frog legs! Girlie should stay away from the kitchen.

Maybe I'll do more later. Who knows.

[chell-min]

not an absolute world, but a kinder one

[b0nelessdoodles]

tfw you're three deep in anchordeep and you get the notif that you're baby has been neglected so you turn into a speedrunner to get home

[justgivemeabookplease]

[r04sty]

Sins of the flesh is a fun update

[karalovesallthegirls]

Also have another “first words spoken to you are on your skin” soulmate AU idea where Kara is a journalist assigned to shadow the controversial CEO of L-Corp for the day. It’s a big deal for her to get this assignment, so of course she trips the second she’s near the other woman and tries awkwardly to redeem herself.

The CEO stares at her almost in shock, and then says nothing. At all. Ever, for the entire day.

Kara spends hours following Lena Luthor around trying to fill the silence, but no amount of questions get her to talk. Lena almost seems to be running away at some points - like she’s trying to lose her? - and the few times she’s managed to catch her actually talking to someone she goes silent the second she sees Kara.

She asks around if Miss Luthor is usually like this and everyone looks at her like she’s crazy. Apparently she’s the only one who gets the silent treatment. By the end of her first day shadowing she’s walking away with half a page of observations and not a single quote. Miss Grant is going to kill her.

But that’s okay. It’s fine, this isn’t over. She has four days of shadowing ahead of her and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t finish this with a quote from the woman herself. It’s only a matter of time.

[gio-goose]

My favorite siblings

Also one without lines cuz I couldn‘t decide

[shinfuransan]

😴😴😴

[tatlitte-lian]

I can't stop thinking about this damn game I literally feel like it changed my life

[proshipaes]

More bishop babies! I had a lot of fun with the last batch, so I wanted to do some more- maybe I'll even end up making one for every ship, if I get the inspo for that. Onto the kiddos!

The Narinder/Heket bastard! Named after a Hindu deity that's the personification of death, decay, and sorrow... Very appropiate considering her parents. I feel like Heket's round face with the cat ears make an adorable combo, though.

A Kalleshy bastard, which is the one with the most effort because OTP privileges. Finding food names is a pain, but eventually I landed on noke, a type of earthworm that's considered a delicacy. Anyway I just think they're neat. They're only half covered in moss because Kallamar tries, in vain, to keep them mostly clean lol.

And a narisham bastard to end this off. Named after the ancient, national god of the Assyrians. Not much to say about this one- I was trying to figure out how to put four eyes on Narinder's face shape, and they turned out looking like little eyebrows, and I liked it so much I keep them. Gives them a very silly expression.

Here's a link to my other bishipping fankids.

[tomatoart]

to stay the same sad, sorry mother

[smokerswifey]

His side profile eats!!! He's such a princess 🥹💖

[justgivemeabookplease]

I’m thinking about how Wasteland, Baby was a call to action and a tongue-and-cheek acceptance of the end of the world. And how Eat Your Young and Unreal Unearth are about the nine circles of Hell, about the afterlife, about the consequences after death. I’m thinking about one album cover being under water and another being buried under earth, about NFWMB “ain’t it like thunder under earth the sound it makes”, about Unreal Unearth and unearthing something, un-burial, about Like Real People Do “what did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth.”

I’m thinking Eat Your Young, about Kronos’ mythology, about hunger for and to keep power, about gluttony. I’m thinking about Swan Upon Leda, about the lust Zeus had for Leda, about the greed of man over bodies, about who is the sinner. I’m thinking about angels, about their lack of power in Swan Upon Leda “could never belong to angels”, about their fall from grace in the “Unknown” song “I thought you were like an angel/going unknown as any angel/you called me angel.”

I’m thinking about Hozier.

[rhcenyra]

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS: ORIGINAL SIN + horror references

[restingdomface]

Wei Wuxian: *using a Barbie credit card to line up coke*

Jiang Cheng: Your husband literally has centurion, and you’re making coke lines with /that/?

Wei Wuxian: This is his centurion. I put a Barbie skin on it.

Jiang Cheng: *turns to LWJ* You let him put a Barbie skin on a centurion? Why??

Lan Wangji: He’s very pretty.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah. I’m very pretty. I asked him while I was on his di-

Jiang Cheng: *screaming and shoving a hand over his mouth, realizes he doesn’t know where it’s been, takes it back* I hate you both with all my heart, I hope you know that.

[honey-olive]

4kota Chapter 153

Literally what Kiane fans have been begging for years 😭😭🧡💚