#simple bob failboat miitopia

[rosetheocto]

GAMERS!!! IT’S FAILTOPIA’S 7TH ANNIVERSARY TODAY WOOOOOO!!! I’M OLD!!

[gnomey22]

A revival of Failtopia text posts

Been a while since I’ve done this. The Party Crashers text posts completely popped off with notes, so I kind of didn’t feel the same rush to make more as I usually would, but I’m back in the swing of things now, there should be another volume coming out sometime soon, maybe even another Party Crashers volume.

Previous Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/762239841421426688/a-league-of-failtopia-textposts?source=share

Next Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/769055308809191424/a-milestone-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[samthecookielord]

my friend is going to pax west and i wanted her to get something signed for me... so i spedrun this as fast as possible sfdhfdshjfsd

[sailorstarfishi]

daily failtopia until s3 day 7

evil simple bob be like: heh.. i fuck MOSNTERS!!!!!!!

this was funnier in my head

[gnomey22]

Otiksimr = Simple Bob Oldhagcalibri = Smuk

Is there like... a specific monster you'd want to eat?

I personally want to know what a Valstrax would taste like. Would it's constant usage of dragon element for flight effect it's flavor. Like a bit of smokiness of dragon element. You eat a Valstrax and get a passive elemental debuff?

[kats-other-stuff]

s3 ideas because NEW MII GAME!? WHAT

This post is very scatterbrained. It’s a collection of various small thoughts I have.

first of all apparently there’s a marriage mechanic, we need Erica and Bo to return now.

If there’s a way to have Miis be married from the get-go, then I’d like to see Orion and his wife too. (And their kid Slapo.) If they can’t, uhhh I still want to see them anyway Fail can come up with a reason for them to not be together at the start

What happened to Rose after s1? I wanna know.. Fail just kinda left her to be delusional.

C!Failboat will inevitably come back, but he’d better bring Chat with him. And I mean Mii Chat, not Chatty. And can Petunyawn return? Please? Let’s have two children running around constantly reminding Boat of his past.

Spamtang as some sort of vendor would be a good way to use that character, just sayin’

I want to see more of Shrimp and Big Bill’s dynamic. Also it’s on an island surrounded by the ocean so it’s fitting for them to return

Ok that’s the logical stuff out of the way, every idea after this is me getting silly on the copium.

Since this isn’t just Miitopia and is a Mii game in general, you know what story I think would be cool to call back to? The old old Mii story, the one revolving around the Demon Hunters and the Demons and I think there was another faction or two? The one that Hank is originally from. What if the Miitopia and Demon Hunter storylines intersected here? We already have Simple Bob (actually this would be a good way to bring him back) and Hank from the Mario Kart stuff, why not bring over the rest of the (living) cast too? Maybe some of the new residents are demons in disguise or there’s demons in the ocean or I don’t know something. I don’t really know though, because I want to see new stuff too.

If no demon hunters, then we could bring back Sharc-Chan. Then have her and Shrimp interact, it’s gonna be funny (and a little sad.)

And the final thought. I‘m starting to lose myself to the copium.

Bring Lump to the island.

[littengamer909]

The Failtopia High School AU

I think it's high time I actually posted about this au!

It's exactly what it sounds like: I put everyone in high school!

The grades are as follows:

Freshmen (9th Grade): Shrimp, Chat

Sophomores (10th Grade): Chi, Lanc, Deko, Joker, Big Bill

Juniors (11th Grade): Erica, Failboat, Friend, Rose, Pirahnyawn, Bo

Seniors (12th Grade): Orion, Mar, Simple Bob, Smuk

Bonus: Petunyawn and Slapo are both in middle school (7th grade, to be precise)

The AU still takes place in Miitopia, so everyone is still whatever variety of nonhuman they originally are, but Chat and Friend look a lot more humanoid.

Most of them are band kids (and I will post what sections they're in eventually, or sooner if someone asks about them!). Kronkui is the band director, because I think that's the closest think high school has to a god (trust me, I'm a band kid, I would know).

Relationships: Lee in this AU is Friend's ex who goes to a different school, Rose and Pirahnyawn have the most superficial and strained relationship you've ever seen, Chi and Lanc are in that limbo of are-we-friends-or-are-we-dating, and Erica and Bo definitely like each other but nobody has made a move yet.

Other trivia: The school is called Greenhorn High and the mascot is the Banshees!

PLEASE ask me about this au i REALLY want to tell people more about it

[toxic-emilia]

I just realised that the s1 and s2 A Team in Failboat's Miitopia series is kinda the same team in terms of jobs.

Smuk and Mar: Chef

Simple Bob and Orion: Warrior

Failboat and Shrimp: Popstar

Erica and Friend: Cleric

[incorrect-failboat-miitopia]

Failboat: You saved me… I owe you my life.

Simple Bob: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

[rosetheocto]

The Demon Hunter Mii Making Streams and Failtopia’s Worldbuilding!!

basically my way of using some of the stuff with Pre-Miitopia Mii Lore in a way that lines up more with Miitopia’s world and all the new info we have since it’s canon all the mii stuff takes place in the same universe!! I’m mainly taking notes from “A New Evil…” and “ABSOLUTELY D E M O N I C” since that is where a majority of Simple Bob’s backstory takes place!! More headcanons, worldbuilding, and other stuff under the cut!

This post is gonna majorly focus on Punnyatta, Hink, Honk, and Henk. These four are majorly tied into Simple Bob’s life before meeting C!Failboat and joining The FailFleet Miis!!

So for those of you who don’t know anything about Bob’s past, which I’m assuming is a VERY huge majority cuz these vids are both unlisted/forgotten about (and hard to find), here’s a basic summary of what happens and is established in these two streams, as outdated as they are:

A New Evil… introduces the basic premise of Simple Bob’s backstory: Punnyatta is a friendly pun-loving robot with tons of eyes that befriends Bob, who before this had lived a normal life without much variety. When Punnyatta discovers Something Extremely Sinister about Hank, he and Simple Bob work together to take the Otamatone down! They’re almost successful, but at the last second Hank kills Punnyatta, but before Punn’s death he passes down the Secrets he learned about Hank to Simple Bob.

ABSOLUTELY D E M O N I C introduces a LOT of new info about worldbuilding alongside expanding more of Bob and Punnyatta’s story, like….

The Mii Making equivalent to Hell is called Hollk, ruled by Honk, the Demon King

easy ways to spot a Demon is their Squidward-like nose, unique horns, signature colors, and (depending on the demon) nose piercings

Hank shapeshifted his demon features away so he could blend in more with the rest of the world (this also makes sense since we have seen him shapeshift before as Lee)

Punnyatta most likely saw his shapeshifting as a giveaway for him being a demon

The only confirmed demons so far is Music (Hank), Empathy (Hink), Trickery/Smugness (Henk), and The King (Honk) Hark also exists but I don’t know ANYTHING about them and they aren’t even introduced in this episode sooooo ._.

Also some HUGE lore for Hink in particular that was ignored after this… because he was empathetic, he was considered basically ‘broken’ in demon society, so he defected and betrayed the other demons and became a demon hunter with Punnyatta and Simple Bob! I’m pretty sure it’s stated too that Hank and Hink used to be coworkers?? they were both at least “(ex) subordinates of Honk”. Hink tried to vanquish Honk and Henk, but unfortunately lost the battle, dying alongside the other demons </3

Dan (and everyone else it seems) had forgotten Hink’s lore and connections to Punnyatta, but honestly it’s SO COOL to see a demon rebel against King Honk like this!! That idea should be used more imo, and I’m gonna try to bring it back

OK NOW FOR THE PART THAT REALLY MATTERS: ME SOMEHOW REWRITING THIS PART OF THE LORE TO MAKE SENSE WITH THE REST OF THE LORE!!! This is gonna get wayyy more info fanfiction territory since it’s kinda loosely based off of some Mii Making Stuff and has a small bit of worldbuilding headcanons for Karkaton specifically so just bear with me here lmao.

Everything here takes place in Miitopia’s setting. Hollk isn’t literally Mii Hell, more like the main capital of Karkaton that managed to gain such a reputation with how much of a dictator King Honk was. Karkaton has a more prominently demon or demon-adjacent population compared to other parts of the world, and most of them aren’t really infamous at all. Demon hunting had only really targeted those who follow Honk’s ideology or are just straight up trying to kill people. It still isn’t the best, but it’s clear that both Bob and Punnyatta don’t have any actual hateful prejudice with demons unless they do something evil, since they seemed to have worked with Hink and Deko just fine. In fact… hear me out. What if Hank used to be friends with the Demon Hunter Trio before becoming the Dark Lord..? Not only for fun angst potential, but also cuz it just makes sense. Bob seeming forgiving towards his former enemy in S1’s finale? Of course he would! He just found out that a friend he thought he lost to evil truly had good intentions from the start… mostly. All that being said, I’m gonna get into the actual game theory fanfic-but-not-really-but-basically-fanfic backstory thing now. let me set the stage……

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Robert had always lived a normal life. He was content with not doing anything historical, but of course the world had other plans. When he met Punnyatta, an energetic Tank, the robot was able to convince Robert to join his team as the first member of his group. The two traveled around Miitopia, becoming closer friends along the way (Punnyatta even gives Robert the nickname “Simple Bob”, the name he’s gone by ever since). Eventually the two also come across Hink, a kind ‘Imp’, who was trying to start a new life for himself outside of Karkaton due to the abuse he dealt with under the rule of King Honk and his right hand man Henk. Punnyatta offered the demon to join his group, and Hink agreed.

The trio do some smaller quests together for a while, and during one of those events they meet Hank, another ex-subordinate of Honk’s and current HP Banana factory worker. Hank quickly becomes acquainted with the rest of the party through Hink and while Hank doesn’t join himself, he’s willing to support them with free bananas and other healing items. Punnyatta asks Hank at some point about his appearance not being like other demons, purely for curiosity, and Hank explains that he shapeshifted his features away to have a completely fresh start from the Hollk kingdom. Seeing how much King Honk negatively affects his people, Punnyatta wants to do something to set things right. He usually doesn’t like to go the murder route, but Hink and Hank explain that going to that extreme would have to be their most likely scenario. The three begin to train themselves to defeat the Demon King, with Hank assisting them on the sidelines.

Eventually Bob, Punnyatta, and Hink are prepared enough to go take down King Honk and his right hand man and are… somewhat successful. The two demons did go down, but not before killing Hink. They had their victory, but someone who was majorly affected by the abuse inflicted by the King never had the chance to truly see that win happen. Punnyatta and Bob tell Hank what went down, and he doesn’t seem to be all that outwardly distraught over the loss of his friend, but something about his demeanor had still changed.

Hank started to question his life. Wondering if working at the banana factory was the right call… if there should be more he can do with his existence. Nobody’s gonna truly remember Hink after his demise, are they? What if that happened to Hank? What if he dies with nobody knowing his name? He’s just another demon after all. These thoughts leave him vulnerable to corruption, and that leads the first Dark Curse right to him. Their voice speaks to Hank, promising the demon everything he could’ve ever wanted. Meanwhile Punnyatta enters the factory to check in on Hank. Punnyatta tries to warn Hank of the impending doom with the obvious dark magic going on, but Hank’s too absorbed with the temptation to think about the consequences…. and GOOD LORD are there consequences.

Hank as we know ends up becoming The Dark Lord, taking the faces of anyone who stands in his path. Punnyatta barely has enough time to warn Bob about the secrets of Hank’s new form before they both have to fight him. Unlike the battle against Honk and Henk, this battle isn’t as hopeful for the demon hunting duo. Hank gets a good hit on Punnyatta, permanently taking him out. Assuming Bob can’t do much else to him, he leaves him behind to terrorize other parts of Miitopia.

Now left alone, Bob needs to think of a plan to take the Dark Lord down and avenge his teammate. Conveniently, he encounters Kronkui not too long after and he explains to Bob about Failboat and Miitopia’s current situation. And then, well, Bob joins The FailFleet Miis!! Yaaaaay!!!

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Anyway that’s my timeline for now, hopefully that makes enough sense to everyone lmaoo… I tried to make it accurate enough to everything. I love the idea that the “secrets about Hank that Punnyatta passed down to Bob” was that he was being possessed by the Dark Curse!! Punnyatta being the one to give Bob his nickname too was something I’ve headcanoned since forever… Hink and Hank being friends and bonding over their dislike of certain parts of demon culture and Hink’s death subtly being the snowball effect that starts Hank’s life crisis can make for some damn good angst potential!! Maybe I should do something with this… Kronkui knows we need more Failtopia prequel stuff out there! Also, if you wanna see more headcanon worldbuilding for Failtopia’s demons, check out the post here! ok thanks for reading byeee!!! :3

[gnomey22]

A milestone of Failtopia text posts

The thousandth (real) post on this account. Of course, it had to be a new volume of the series that started it all, but in order to make it extra special, I’ve also made sure all twenty “main characters” got representation in this volume.

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/767983309498286080/a-revival-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/770876838653345792/a-gift-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[gnomey22]

A vault of Failtopia text posts

Finally cleared out my backlog of textpost memes, now the production cycle will finally return to its original form, which literally doesn’t make a difference to anyone except me.

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/757362395072118784/a-helping-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/760269652139114496/a-table-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[gnomey22]

A league of Failtopia text posts

I mentioned last time that I had some new plans for my textpost series, and then I completely forgot about them for three weeks. Will probably happen eventually, though!

Previous Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/760269652139114496/a-table-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/767983309498286080/a-revival-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[gnomey22]

An onslaught of Failtopia text posts

Haven’t made these in a while, and I’ve barely featured the series’ most chaotic character in them. Time to change that

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/726926093879263232/too-many-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/729994600306098176/still-more-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[rosetheocto]

Hey! Hope you're doing well. Mind sharing your takes on Simple Bob?

Thanks for the ask!! Bob’s basically the CEO of Daniel’s Miis having a bigger lore than just being props for a Mario Kart game and I think he NEEDS more respect for that alone lol

How I Feel About This Character

I LOVE HIM!!!! There’s so much I wanna know about him,, especially his past with Punnyatta!! Dude’s gone through a similar thing to Erica and I think that should be explored more… I love you Demon Hunters/Mario Kart Mii Making it’s a shame that only like 5 people are aware of its existence (and its status as Failtopia’s Prequel)

His whole arc in S1 where he learns to become less simple and develops a personality of his own is just. I love it. it’s so good!!! (S2 post game ruins it but S2 Post Game Doesn’t Exist) also shoutouts to Bob canonically being a flirt fr, looking at S1 he’s got a surprising amount of charisma :0

All The People I Ship Romantically With This Character

I ship him with both Smuk and Rose!! Their dynamic is so healthy to me and they’re all just cute together ngl,, I have more thoughts on them but it’s nothing I can really put to words rn lol

My Non-Romantic OTP For This Character

Erica and Bob, in S1 at least. I like the idea that before Erica’s multiclass Bob gave her a tip or two for how to use a sword! I think that especially after S2 they would be close! I also think that Bob and Punnyatta’s dynamic would be SO FUN to see in Miitopia’s style!! I’d kill for more lore on Bob’s life before TFFM, I hope someday we can get some more info on his first party…

and while this isn’t really an OTP, but I think Bob’s dynamic with C!Fail is so interesting, they were the original duo, but by the end of the series Bob seemed more than willing to leave him under the bus when C!Fail needed his help!

My Unpopular Opinion About This Character

I don’t really have any unpopular opinion on him, unless not liking his return in post game counts! He could’ve worked! Just… not like that

One Thing I Wished Would Happen/Had Happened With This Character In Canon

BOB HATING MAR!! The very few times we’ve seen them interact in Post Game they seemed cool with each other, and that feels wrong to me! With the lore we have now, we know that Mar was the one who killed Punnyatta instead of Hank. He’d hate both Mar and Floop I think, and probably held a bit of resentment towards C!Fail, Chi, and Erica for being so willing to be on a party like this while knowing and experiencing first hand all the awful things Mar did to the world!

[gnomey22]

A helping of Failtopia text posts

Haven’t got much to say this time, but I’m nearing the bottom of my backlog, so production on these will become a lot easier very soon!

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/754748479009619968/so-many-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/758731168182140928/a-vault-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share