#Simple Bob

[gnomey22]

A revival of Failtopia text posts

Been a while since I’ve done this. The Party Crashers text posts completely popped off with notes, so I kind of didn’t feel the same rush to make more as I usually would, but I’m back in the swing of things now, there should be another volume coming out sometime soon, maybe even another Party Crashers volume.

Previous Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/762239841421426688/a-league-of-failtopia-textposts?source=share

Next Volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/769055308809191424/a-milestone-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[rosetheocto]

Hey! Hope you're doing well. Mind sharing your takes on Simple Bob?

Thanks for the ask!! Bob’s basically the CEO of Daniel’s Miis having a bigger lore than just being props for a Mario Kart game and I think he NEEDS more respect for that alone lol

How I Feel About This Character

I LOVE HIM!!!! There’s so much I wanna know about him,, especially his past with Punnyatta!! Dude’s gone through a similar thing to Erica and I think that should be explored more… I love you Demon Hunters/Mario Kart Mii Making it’s a shame that only like 5 people are aware of its existence (and its status as Failtopia’s Prequel)

His whole arc in S1 where he learns to become less simple and develops a personality of his own is just. I love it. it’s so good!!! (S2 post game ruins it but S2 Post Game Doesn’t Exist) also shoutouts to Bob canonically being a flirt fr, looking at S1 he’s got a surprising amount of charisma :0

All The People I Ship Romantically With This Character

I ship him with both Smuk and Rose!! Their dynamic is so healthy to me and they’re all just cute together ngl,, I have more thoughts on them but it’s nothing I can really put to words rn lol

My Non-Romantic OTP For This Character

Erica and Bob, in S1 at least. I like the idea that before Erica’s multiclass Bob gave her a tip or two for how to use a sword! I think that especially after S2 they would be close! I also think that Bob and Punnyatta’s dynamic would be SO FUN to see in Miitopia’s style!! I’d kill for more lore on Bob’s life before TFFM, I hope someday we can get some more info on his first party…

and while this isn’t really an OTP, but I think Bob’s dynamic with C!Fail is so interesting, they were the original duo, but by the end of the series Bob seemed more than willing to leave him under the bus when C!Fail needed his help!

My Unpopular Opinion About This Character

I don’t really have any unpopular opinion on him, unless not liking his return in post game counts! He could’ve worked! Just… not like that

One Thing I Wished Would Happen/Had Happened With This Character In Canon

BOB HATING MAR!! The very few times we’ve seen them interact in Post Game they seemed cool with each other, and that feels wrong to me! With the lore we have now, we know that Mar was the one who killed Punnyatta instead of Hank. He’d hate both Mar and Floop I think, and probably held a bit of resentment towards C!Fail, Chi, and Erica for being so willing to be on a party like this while knowing and experiencing first hand all the awful things Mar did to the world!

[basketobread]

yes.

[vellichorom]

constantly thinking about the possible religious implications of bob's cannibalistic practices

& unrelatedly, i drew this without thinking about that

[splazartj]

Hi everyone! I’m doing some update because tomorrow I have my free day so let me tell you:

About my personal life: I’m doing fine, I’m finding time for myself and my friends a trying new stuff and respecting my limits. Also I’m waiting a promotion in my job that is already conceived but it takes times….very slow. Besides I’m with my driving license so that’s why I’m taking my time.

About my personal projects: I put a pause in my illustrated book of Eclipsed until I pass the written part of my exam. So I would continue after that. But also I was considering other little projects some of them still secret.🤐 But I want to do simpler illustration to practice because this style is pretty entertaining to investigate: I tried on my favourite video game characters from my childhood: Sly Cooper, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank and Crash Bandicoot. Honestly it looks funny but cool and simple. I still like my other art styles but I like to try new things.

Anyway, I’ll do a next post making a poll of what idea I could develop next.

[imaginationblur]

You don't need to tell her to keep up yuh

[gamingforeternity]

SMG4 Character Renders!

All of these (aside from Puzzles) are from months ago. I might redo them someday, and also might do the rest of the cast if i feel like it as well. idk time will tell

[flamememeago]

Sometimes to heal my soul I listen to Neil’s version of Oh Clementine and then enter a fugue state in his honor

[the-gene-mile]

SEASON 14 WILL BE REAL VERY FUCKING SOON

[onemorecupofcoffee]

just realised joan baez changed the lyrics at the end of simple twist of fate what if i killed myself.

[harmonicawizard]

[gnomey22]

A milestone of Failtopia text posts

The thousandth (real) post on this account. Of course, it had to be a new volume of the series that started it all, but in order to make it extra special, I’ve also made sure all twenty “main characters” got representation in this volume.

Previous volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/767983309498286080/a-revival-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

Next volume:

https://www.tumblr.com/gnomey22/770876838653345792/a-gift-of-failtopia-text-posts?source=share

[samovine]

Dean Winchester is Every Man. And he is not.

He is a Simple Man.

A Beautiful Loser.

He is a Wayward Son. THE Wayward Son.

But then again he is a Squirrel.

An angryabusive Husband(brother).

[ever-ive-been]

tiny animation with the loveliest head bobs

the dialogue is kinda random but oliver telling someone to fuck themself is so funny to me, like you picked the wrong dialogue option so bad he had to try and say fuck you

[mister-fisch]

I need a Bob's burgers episode where Felix and Gayle are together.Like they met at some vet or some shit(Felix tried to pass Lulu off as a regular dog).Like they'd start dating and Felix decides they should get married for some reason(he is unaware that Gayle is Linda's sister.And that Gayle made out with Calvin),Gayle excitedly agrees(which Felix is slightly put off by).Gayle starts talking about how she's gonna finally get married and that she's so happy,but she hasn't once said who she's getting married to yet.At the same time,Mr.Fischoeder and Felix walk into the restaurant,Calvin says that Felix is getting married and they need someone to cater(Calvin in the man of honour and he's forcing Felix to get Bob to cater).Cut back to Gayle,she's freaking out because she doesn't have anyone to be her maid of honor or her bridemaids,and because of this Gayle might stop the wedding,but Linda reassures her that everything will be ok,and that she can be her maid of honour and that she can get Gayle brides maids.Gayle responds with "Y-you'd really do that for me?..",sniffling.And Linda is obviously like yes!you're my sister,and whatnot.If you're asking what the kids are doing throughout this whole episode,they're trying to figure out who Gayle's marrying so they can make sure she's not marrying a weirdo.They start putting together the peices together than Gayle is gonna marry Felix,since they both take place at the same and the same time,and that the really vague way Gayle describes Felix ,that it matches up with him.And that when Mr.Fischoeder and occasionally came into the restaurant to discuss with Bob about the details of the catering of the wedding,when Bob asks him who Felix is marrying,he responds with something like "I don't know some brunnette" or some shit,with a little hand movement.There's probably some other details that lead to the conclusion that Gayle and Felix are marrying each other.But when the kids realize that that's what's happening,they rush to Linda(they don't go to Bob since he's probably out with the Fischoeders or something),trying to get her to listen to them,but she's probably on the phone with Ginger or Gretchen.She tells them to go away cause she's on the phone.The Bob plot is basically Calvin,Felix,and Bob driving around town getting stuff that Felix wants for the wedding,both non food related things.Felix has a long list of foods that Bob wants to have at the wedding,fancier stuff than bob usually makes(Gayle just wants shrimp and stuff for shrimp),so bob has to cook A LOT.There'd be a lot of scenes where Calvin and Bob would be left alone together,but not entirely sure what would happen in those interactions yet.Calvin probably thinks he's not going to go through with the marriage like how Felix doesn't go through with all other things,but he thinks it be funny to see him try with this.Bob thinks its sweet that Felix is really excited about getting married to his partner even though he doesn't know who that is,and he thinks Calvin should just let him be with the Felix not going through with anything thing.Calvin decides to humor Bob with that.When the wedding comes its pretty fancy but pretty eclectic,it emenates both Gayle and Felix's chaos.It's at Calvin's estate or somewhere fancy and unique.Gayle would be wearing like a version of that shrimp dress,but its fancier and bejewelled,he hair is done in that one fashion she has it in in Tina's story in the Gayle Tales.Felix would have a shiny suit that's the same color on with a bejewelled broach of Gayle's cat Jean Paw'd Van Damme.Gayle's nervous,the part where'd she walk down the isle was soon and she was nervous,Linda reassures her and whatnot,and convinces Gayle everything is going to go great.The wedding would start a little before sunset,and when Gayle and Felix would say their vows and shit.To Calvin's surprise Felix actually goes through with this. And then there's a final scene in the episode.

"Im...surprised.." Linda says as she looks from far away at Gayle and Felix.

"mmm..." Bob is standing next to linda

"Cant say I am!Only thing I'm surprised is that he actually had the BALLS to do it!" Calvin stood next to Bob,a arm slung around Bob as he frequently did,in the other hand he was holding a glass of wine or a cocktail of some sort.

"Just surprised it was Felix,you know?"

"I suppose that's fair afterall,lady burger."

"Mom,we literally tried to tell you earlier!" "Yeah!And you didn't listen."

"At least they're happy together.And they make a cute couple."

"GAH!Tina! I don't want Felix as a uncle!He's weird!"

"They probably wont last long together.Felix can never stick to something for too long.So don't fret,child of bob.I doubt we'll be family for too long."

"Does this mean we don't have to pay rent?"

"No.No.You still will."

"Mmm..."

"Oh don't be so annoyed Bob."

If you cant tell I didnt really know what to write for Bob.

Gayle and Felix make each other worse.They have a really odd relationship,because just look at them of course they would.

Anyway I hope you likey.

[ratguy-nico]

So the second post, sorry is not as polish as the previous I was tired and didn't plan on doing this one but I wanted to talk about the little lore I made in my own head

so yeah I'm impossing my ship, I just love Jessica with Louise, dunno why but I do T^T

it was super funny to realize how I just imposed likes and personality on Jessica since we have so little to nonen information about her (she doesnt have a last name!)

So yeah fan of D&D cause I said so and I thought it would be cool for her to do skateboard, and this give Lou a reason to invite her first to his Roller Derby Team, not cause she wanted her there and spent more time together...nah

Sorry Millie is so out of character I decided to draw her withouth reference (bad desicion) but since minute one I knew she would be the best at Roller Derby, I mean c'mon is obvious, She's just a cold blood assasin on the ring and outside of it

Also found funny that she doesn't notice the thing going between Lou and Jessica, she's too focused on being the best in the team to impress Lou and win their heart

I didn't know what to do with the Twins so since while drawing this I was also thinking Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, they got the best part

Same with the numbers, I need them to have a number and decided to just make them about myself, if you figure what they're about CONGRATS you and I share brains

Also one of my first though was, What about Rudy? I never saw him on the team, but since he and Lou are bffs, literal soulmate, he needed to have a crucial rol on the team

So cheerleader it is, the best rol, the fan, the heart

And about Lou

I imagine all of them on their 16's and I headcanon Lou going on an experimentational journey about their gender going with they/them pronouns and Lou is a nice nickname for this

btw the name Bunny Butcher is completly idea of @bonnies-trash-corner

I first didn't love it, she and @meaniezuchinni gave so many good names ideas that I just didn't though was the strongest

but than I translated it (yeah I didn't get the joke cause there are many words in english I don't know first hand) and literally crack my ass laughing

So again thanks

Also everyone agree that Rudy sooner or later is going to need glasses right? I kinda like drawing him with glasses